´╗┐In animation, a teacher in front of a class says QUIET DOWN, CLASS.
[Chattering]
PLEASE BE QUIET!
QUIT NOUNING AROUND!

He chuckles and says GET IT?
[Chuckles]
WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT NOUNS
TODAY AND, UH, WELL YOU WERE
BEING NOISY SO I SAID, "QUIT
NOUNING AROUND!"
[Chuckles]
I JUST, AH, YOU KNOW WHAT, UH,
LET'S JUST WATCH THE VIDEO.

He plays the video.

A stick figure appears on screen.

(music plays)

A song says HEY LOOK, IT'S MY FRIEND...
SUZIE, ST. JOHNS, A PIECE OF
STRING
A NOUN IS A PERSON,
A PLACE OR A THING
A NOUN IS A PERSON,
A PLACE OR A THING
A PERSON IS A NOUN,
LIKE THIS GUY, DAN
LIKE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND
OR A POLICEMAN
[Music playing]
HEY IT'S RAMEZE, A ROOM AND A
GOLD RING
A NOUN IS A PERSON,
A PLACE, OR A THING
A NOUN IS A PERSON,
A PLACE, OR A THING
A PLACE IS A NOUN,
LIKE THE CITY OF SHANGHAI
LIKE CANADA, A GARDEN,
OR EVEN THE SKY
LOOK, IT'S A BIOLOGIST,
BRAZIL AND A BIRDS WING
A NOUN IS A PERSON,
A PLACE OR A THING
A NOUN IS A PERSON,
A PLACE OR A THING
A THING IS A NOUN,
LIKE THIS BIG HOUSE
LIKE A BOOK, OR A STONE
AND EVEN THIS MOUSE
A NOUN IS A PERSON,
A PLACE, OR A THING
A NOUN IS A PERSON,
A PLACE, OR A THING
A NOUN IS A PERSON,
A PLACE, OR A THING
[Music playing]

The song ends.

The teacher says AND THUS CONCLUDES OUR LESSON
ON NOUNS!
ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?
YES, YOU!
IS A SPIDER A NOUN?
YES, A SPIDER IS A NOUN, WHY DO
YOU ASK?

He chuckles and says BECAUSE THERE'S ONE ON MY SHIRT?
[Child chuckling]

The teacher says OKAY, OKAY, DON'T PANIC!
NOBODY MOVE, I'M SURE HE'S
PERFECTLY HARMLESS, BUT JUST IN
CASE...

He screams and says HE MOVED!
OKAY, UH...

Kids laugh.

[School bell ringing]

The teacher says CLASS DISMISSED!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
[Child chuckling]

The song says A NOUN IS A PERSON,
A PLACE OR A THING.

A caption reads "Copyright 2011, The Ontario Educational Communications Authority."