(music plays)

Remote controlled vehicles with googly eyes drive around a forest, doing all types of activities.

Lily is a purple monster truck, Zack is a red monster truck, Axle is a blue race car and Rex is a yellow dump truck.

A song says ZERBY DERBY!
ZERBY DERBY!
RACE! DIG!
BUILD! PLAY!
IT'S ZERBY DERBY!

The name of the show appears in letters with a wheel track pattern.

(music plays)

The name of the episode reads "Bee Hedgehog and Ghost."

A caption reads "Created by Phil McCordic. Written by Phil McCordic."

(music plays)

Rex says I HAVE A SOLUTION!
YOU CAN HAUNT OUR SIDE OF THE
FOREST ANYTIME, MR. GHOST!

Zack says WHAT DO YOU THINK, MRS.
BEE?

Lily says I AGREE WITH MR. HEDGEHOG.
(BUZZES)

Zack says (CHEERS)

Lily says GREAT IDEA, MR. HEDGEHOG!
AND SO MR. GHOST HAUNTED THE
PART OF THE FOREST WHERE HIS NEW
FRIENDS LIVED, AND HE WAS
NEVER LONELY AGAIN!
ALL: THE END!

(music plays)

Zack says THAT WAS GREAT! EVERYONE
IS GOING TO LOVE OUR PLAY.

Rex says I'M GLAD WE DID ALL THAT
PRACTICING.

Lily says REHEARSING! WHEN IT'S A
PLAY, YOU CALL IT REHEARSING.

Zack says WELL, I CAN'T WAIT TO
REHEARSE IT WITH OUR COSTUMES.
ON!

Lily says OKAY! OKAY, I'M SO
EXCITED!

Rex says UH, UH, I'LL JUST BACK UP
OVER HERE.

Zack says NO, THIS WAY. COME OVER
THIS WAY.

Lily says I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT
FOR WEEKS!

Rex says I KNOW WHERE MINE IS!
(LAUGHS)

The Zerbies come back with their costumes on.

Lily says LOOK AT ME! I'M A BEE!
(BUZZING) (LAUGHS)

Zack says LOOK AT ME! I'M A GHOST!
OOH! OOH!

Rex says LOOK AT ME! I'M A HEDGEHOG!
HEDGEHOG, HEDGEHOG, HEDGEHOG,
HEDGEHOG!

Lily says (LAUGHS) REX, I DON'T
THINK THAT'S THE SOUND
HEDGEHOGS MAKE.

Rex says YEAH, HEDGEHOGS ARE PRETTY
QUIET, SO I IMPROVISED.

Zack says IMPROVISED?

Rex says YEAH. IT'S WHEN YOU MAKE
SOMETHING UP AS YOU GO.

Zack says OH! GOOD THING WE DON'T
NEED TO MAKE ANYTHING UP FOR
OUR SHOW! WE'VE PRACTICED AND
PRACTICED. OH, I MEAN REHEARSED.

Lily says YEAH, BUT WE'VE NEVER
REVERSED WITH OUR COSTUMES ON.
SHOULD WE GO THROUGH IT ONE MORE
TIME?

Rex says OH, TOO LATE! EVERYONE IS
ALREADY HERE!

Axle says I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE
SHOW!

Rose, a purple and pink truck, says OH, I KNOW! ME NEITHER!

Lily says QUICK! DON'T LET THEM SEE
US IN OUR COSTUMES!

Zack says GET BACKSTAGE!

Rex says OH, OH, BACKSTAGE!
GREAT! UH, OH, YOU GO,
OKAY, AND THEN I'LL GO.
(AUDIENCE MUMBLING)

Zack says HEY, HEY, THERE'S AXLE!

Lily says EVERYBODY'S HERE.
OKAY, OKAY, IT'S TIME.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

Lily goes on stage and says OKAY, I CAN DO IT.
THIS IS THE STORY OF THE BEE,
THE HEDGEHOG AND THE GHOST.
(CLEARS THROAT)

She says ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A
BEE. (BUZZING)
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLES)

Lily says AND HER BEST FRIEND WAS A
HEDGEHOG.

Rex says HEDGEHOG, HEDGEHOG,
HEDGEHOG.
(LAUGHTER)

Zack says WAIT TILL EVERYONE SEES MY
COSTUME! THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!

Lily says AND THEN ONE DAY, THEY
WERE VISITED BY A SPOOKY GHOST!

AS Zack rolls on stage, his costume falls off.

Zack says OOOH! I'M A GHOST!

(music plays)

Lily says ZACK, WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR COSTUME?

Zack says WHAT? UH-OH! IT MUST HAVE
FALLEN OFF. WHAT DO WE DO?

Rex says UH, UH, IT'S OKAY! WE'LL
IMPROVISE. (CLEARS THROAT)
WHY, THAT'S NOT A GHOST! THAT'S
OUR FRIEND, ZACK! HI, ZACK.

Zack says UH, HI, MR. HEDGEHOG.

Lily says DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE A
GHOST BACK THERE?

Zack says UH, YEAH! I'LL GO GET HIM.

Backstage, Jack struggles to get his costume back on.

(GRUNTING and MUTTERING)

Zack grunts and says OH, COSTUME! NO!
COME ON! (GRUNTS) I'M GOING TO
MAKE THIS COSTUME COME... NOT
WORKING! I CAN'T SEE! (GROANS)

Axle says DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING
ON?

With his costume on, Zack comes back on stage and says OOOH! I'M A GHOST!
(AUDIENCES OOHS and AAHS)

Rex says OH, NO! A GHOST!

Lily says DRIVE AWAY!
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

Lily says OVER HERE, MR. HEDGEHOG.

Rex says RIGHT BEHIND YOU, MRS. BEE!

Zack says I HAUNT THESE WOODS.

Axle says LOOK AT THAT GHOST GO!
(LAUGHS)

Zack says (HOWLING)

Rex says LOOK OUT!

Lily says THIS WAY!

Rex says WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Lily says OH, NO! HE'S GETTING
CLOSER!

Zack says I AM THE SPOOKY GHOST WHO
HAUNTS THE...

He runs over his costume and says FOREST...
AND I MUST TELL YOU... (MUFFLED)
I CAN'T SEE. I CAN'T SEE.
WAIT, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

(SCREAMS)
(CRASH)

Backstage, Zack whispers I NEED TO TRY, TRY AGAIN.
GIVE ME A COUPLE SECONDS.

Lily says QUICK! MORE IMPROVISING!

Rex says OKAY!

Lily says UH, OKAY. LOOKS LIKE THE
GHOST HAS GONE TO LUNCH!

Rex says YES!

Zack comes back with an ill-fitting costume and says OOOH! I'M A GHOST!
AND I'M GOING TO HAUNT YOU,
MRS. BEE!

Lily says WE'RE OVER HERE, MR.
GHOST.

Zack says YOU ARE? I MEAN, YOU ARE!
I'M COMING TO HAUNT YOU,
AND YOU...

He drives backwards and forwards.

Rex says OVER HERE.

Lily says YOUR OTHER LEFT.

The audience says WHOA!

Zack says WHAT, AND YOU TOO, MR.
HEDGEHOG! WHERE ARE YOU?

Rex says WE'RE OVER HERE!

Zack says OH, OKAY.

Lily says BUT WHY WOULD YOU HAUNT
US?

Zack says BECAUSE IT'S LONELY
BEING A GHOST.

Rex says UH, COME OVER HERE AND TELL
US ABOUT IT.

Zack says UH, OKAY, I WILL. UH, UH,
WHOA! OH, THIS IS A DISASTER!

Lily says LOOKS LIKE THAT GHOST HAS
GONE AGAIN. UH, DON'T YOU
HEDGEHOGS HAVE A SONG THAT YOU
SING TO BRING GHOSTS BACK?

Rex says UH, YEAH. WE DO! UM, AND
I'LL SING IT NOW!
(CLEARS THROAT)

He sings a song that says LISTEN NOW TO MY SONG
I SING YOU FOR YOU TODAY
HEDGEHOG, HEDGEHOG, HEDGEHOG,
HEDGEHOG, HEDGEHOG, HEY!

Zack says NO, NO, NO, NO!
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

Lily goes backstage and says ZACK, WHAT'S WRONG?

Zack says THE WHOLE PLAY IS RUINED.
WE AREN'T DOING ANY OF WHAT WE
REHEARSED! MY COSTUME IS
TERRIBLE! IT'S A DISASTER!
A DISASTER!

Lily says WELL, THINGS DON'T ALWAYS
GO AS PLANNED. BUT WHAT DO
ZERBIES DO?

Zack says TRY, TRY AGAIN?

Lily says YEAH! I THINK IF WE TUCK
YOUR COSTUME UP SO IT DOESN'T
DRAG ON THE GROUND, YOU WON'T
DRIVE OVER IT.

Zack says OKAY! LET'S TRY IT!

Rex sings SOMETIMES WHEN THINGS GO
WRONG, AND NOT THE PLANNED OUT
WAY

The audience sings FIGURE IT OUT AS YOU GO
ALONG, HEDGEHOG, HEDGEHOG, HEY

Zack says I'M BACK! I'M THE GHOST!
(HOWLS)
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

Zack says AND YOUR SONG HAS MOVED
ME! I WILL NO LONGER TRY TO
SCARE ZERBIES, AND I WILL BE A
FRIEND TO EVERYONE!
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

Lily says AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY
EVER AFTER! THE END!
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

(music plays)

Later, Zack says WOW! THAT WASN'T AT ALL
WHAT WE REHEARSED.

Rex says WELL, THINGS DON'T ALWAYS
GO THE WAY YOU EXPECT.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO IMPROVISE.

Axle says WOW! JUST, WOW! THAT PLAY
WAS AMAZING! I LIKED WHEN THE
GHOST WAS TRYING TO EAT YOU,
ZACK. AND THE SONG?!
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THERE WAS A
SONG!

Rex says UH, WELL, WE DIDN'T KNOW
THERE WAS ONE, EITHER.

Zack says YEAH, HOW DOES THAT GO,
AGAIN?

Rex says UH... (CLEARS THROAT)
SOMETIMES WHEN THINGS
GO WRONG, AND NOT THE PLANNED
OUT WAY, FIGURE IT OUT AS YOU
GO ALONG. HEDGEHOG, HEDGEHOG,
HEY!

They all sing FIGURE IT OUT AS YOU GO
ALONG, HEDGEHOG, HEDGEHOG, HEY

(music plays)

The end credits roll as a gag reel rolls.

Lily buzzes.

Rex says COMING, MRS. BEE! CAREFUL!

Zack flips over on the audience.

Rex says OH, AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION!
(LAUGHS)

Lily says RUN FROM THE GHOST! RUN!
OOF!

Rex says SHOULD HAVE MADE THE STAGE
BIGGER.

Rex says ZACK! HA, I MEAN, GHOST!

Lily says THIS IS THE STORY OF THE
BEE, THE HEDGEHOG....

She falls off stage and says OUCH!

Zack says AND I WILL HAUNT YOU...
UH-OH. IT CAME OFF.
COVER FOR ME.

Rex says HEDGEHOG, HEDGEHOG,
HEDGEHOG, OH! (LAUGHS)

Lily buzzes and says IS THAT A
FLOWER?

She bumps into the camera and says OH, NO. CAMERA. SORRY.

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