The theme song plays.

The Yetily Bookshop appears. Nina and Leon, two little mice, watch Yeti sleep inside. They run across a bookshelf and climb a pile a books. One of them falls on Yeti's head waking him up. He smiles, grabs the book and Nina and Leon sit on his arms.

It sings COME AND JOIN US IN THE
BOOKSHOP
WITH TWO LITTLE MICE
AND A BIG YETI
LET'S ALL SIT DOWN
FOR A STORY
THEY'RE READ FOR YOU AND ME

Nina and Leon say YETI TALES!
(giggling)

Today's episode is "The Piratosaur."

In the bookstore, Yetily looks at a clock and says IT'S TIME!
(panting)

On the window, Nina says QUICK, YETILY!
HERE HE COMES!
HAVE YOU GOT IT?

Yetily says YES, YES, THIS IS IT.
I'VE GOT IT.

Leon says NINA, WAIT FOR ME!

Nina hops onto the bookstore.

Leon says HEY, WHY DIDN'T YOU WAIT FOR ME?
AND WHY DO I HAVE TO BE DRESSED
UP AS A PIRATE?
AND YOU TWO AREN'T EVEN DRESSED
UP AT ALL!

Nina says WE'VE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE
FOR YOU, LEON.

Leon says REALLY?
A SURPRISE?

Yetily says WE CERTAINLY DO, AND IT WAS
NINA'S IDEA!

Leon says WHAT IS IT?!

Yetily shows him a blue book and says TAH-DAH!
IT'S
THE PIRATOSAUR!

Leon laughs and says A PIRATE DINOSAUR?!

Yetily says READY FOR A GREAT ADVENTURE?

The mice say YEAH!
(giggling)

Yetily says LET'S BEGIN.

He reads THE PIRATOSAUR,
BY ALEX
SANDERS.

He opens the book and reads THE PIRATOSAUR RISES FROM THE
DEPTHS OF THE DARKEST NIGHT.

Leon says WOW, HE'S REALLY COOL!

Yetily flips the page and reads HE ATTACKS RICH SHIPS
CARRYING TREASURES, AND ROBS
THEM.
HE GOBBLES UP THE SHIP'S CAPTAIN
AND CREW IN A SINGLE BITE!
HE WREAKS HAVOC AND TERROR!
(gasping)
HE GOBBLES UP DIAMOND NECKLACES,
JEWELS, RINGS, GOLD COINS.
HE'S CRAZY ABOUT GOLD AND
PRECIOUS STONES, THIS...

The mice say PIRATOSAUR!
(giggling)

Yetily continues reading ONE FINE DAY, HE SCANNED THE
HORIZON AND SAW THE MOST
SPLENDID OF GALLEONS, BELONGING
TO THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.
THAT WAS ITS NAME, THE QUEEN OF
ENGLAND.
IN FULL SAIL, HER MAJESTY WAS
JUST RETURNING FROM A WONDERFUL
TRIP, CARRYING LOTS OF CHESTS
FULL OF GOLD.
"ROYAL GOLD, YUM-YUM, GROWL,"
ROARED THE PIRATOSAUR.

Nina says LIKE IT, LEON?

Leon says OH, YES, YES!

Yetily reads TOUGH LUCK!
THE ADMIRABLE ADMIRAL VICTOR WAS
ON BOARD.
HE WAS ESCORTING THE QUEEN AND
HER TREASURE.
WHEN HE SPOTTED THE BLACK FLAG
COMING STRAIGHT FOR HIS
SHIP, HE ORDERED "GUNNERS, AT
YOUR STATIONS!
PIRATE SHIP TO STARBOARD!"
THEN HE HANDED HER MAJESTY TWO
LITTLE EARPLUGS TO PROTECT HER
ROYAL EARS.

The mice giggle.

Yetily reads "BOOM," ROARED THE CANNON OF THE
QUEEN OF ENGLAND.
"GOT HIM," SHOUTED ADMIRAL
VICTOR.
"RIGHT ON TARGET!"
"YOUR MAJESTY, WE'VE MADE ORANGE
MARMALADE OF THAT PIRATE, IF YOU
PARDON THE EXPRESSION!"
(laughing)
THUNDERING ORANGE MARMALADE!
MM, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, EH?

Leon says OH, NO, YETILY, DON'T STOP
NOW!
THE PIRATOSAUR IS UNDER ATTACK!

Yetily reads WELL, THE PIRATOSAUR
BOUND HIS WOUNDS, AND BECAME
MORE FEROCIOUS THAN EVER.
HE SET OUT TO COUNTER-ATTACK
WITH HIS WOODEN LEG, HIS EYE
PATCH, AND HIS IRON HOOK.
HE WAS SO ANGRY, HE GROANED AND
YELLED.
"STAND BY TO BOARD!"
"FIRE AT WILL," COMMANDED
ADMIRAL VICTOR.
"BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!"
THE PIRATOSAUR'S SHIP WAS
SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES!
(gasping)

Nina says OH, NO!

Yetily reads "SANK HIM," SHOUTED ADMIRAL
VICTOR, THINKING HE'D WON THE
BATTLE.
BUT THE HORRIBLE CREATURE DOVE
UNDER THE HULL OF THE QUEEN OF
ENGLAND, AND SCUTTLED IT!
AND THEN IT BEGAN TO SINK.
PANIC ON BOARD!
THE ADMIRAL TOOK THE QUEEN AND
ALL HER TREASURE INTO THE
LIFEBOAT.
THE CREW PULLED HARD TOWARDS THE
SHORE OF THE NEAREST ISLAND TO
TAKE REFUGE.
"FASTER, FASTER, FASTER!"
THE PIRATOSAUR WAS SWIMMING JUST
BEHIND THEM.
AS THEY REACHED THE BEACH
TOGETHER, HE SAW THE QUEEN'S
TREASURE.
H WENT WILD!
(roaring)

(mice giggling)

In an English accent, Yetily reads
"STOP THIS BATTLE FOR OUR OWN
SAKE, ADMIRAL VICTOR, AND GIVE
HIM ALL MY TREASURE," SHE
SHOUTED ALL AT ONCE.
THE ADMIRABLE ADMIRAL
RELUCTANTLY OBEYED, AND THE
PIRATOSAUR TORE OPEN THE CHESTS
VORACIOUSLY.
HE SWALLOWED THOUSANDS OF GOLD
COINS, DIAMOND NECKLACES,
EMERALDS, RUBIES, AND SAPPHIRES!
AT LAST, HE COULD GET HIS FILL.
THEN, HE STARTED MUNCHING ON THE
QUEEN'S FAVOURITE EARRING.
(IN AN ENGLISH ACCENT)
"OH MY GOODNESS, HOW HORRIBLE."
SHE SCREAMED, VERY SHOCKED
INDEED.
ADMIRAL VICTOR COULD NO LONGER
STAND FOR SUCH AN OUTRAGE.
HE PICKED UP A HANDFUL OF SAND,
AND THREW IT RIGHT INTO THE
PIRATOSAUR'S ONLY EYE, BLINDING
HIM.

The colourful illustrations of the book show the story Yetily is telling.

Yetily reads "QUICKLY, TIE HIM UP," ORDERED
THE ADMIRAL.

Leon says OH, NO!

Yetily reads UNABLE TO SEE A
THING, THE MONSTER WAS NOW TAKEN
PRISONER.
THE CREW PULLED AWAY WITH ALL
THEIR MIGHT, TO ROW BACK TO
ENGLAND ALONG WITH ADMIRAL
VICTOR, THE QUEEN, THE REMAINS
OF HER TREASURE, AND THIS
EXTRAORDINARY CREATURE.
THE NEWS SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE
ACROSS THE KINGDOM OF ENGLAND.
EVERYBODY WANTED TO CATCH A
GLIMPSE OF THE PIRATOSAUR.
KINDLY, THE QUEEN DECIDED TO LET
HIM LIVE, AND KEEP ON FEEDING
HIM HER GOLD, IN ORDER TO PLEASE
HER PEOPLE AND VARIOUS
DISTINGUISHED VISITORS.
THIS ROYAL FARE LED TO A NOTABLE
IMPROVEMENT IN HIS TEMPER.
HE BECAME AS NICE AS CAN BE.

Leon says BUT... YOU MEAN HE'S NOT A
PIRATE ANYMORE?

Yetily reads ADMIRAL VICTOR TAUGHT HIM
NICE, COURTLY MANNERS, AND HE
VERY SOON TURNED INTO A REAL
GENTLEMAN.

Leon looks at Nina and says GOSH!

Yetily continues reading THE QUEEN THEN ASKED HER DEAR
ADMIRAL IF HE WOULDN'T MIND
INVITING THE PIRATOSAUR TO HER
PALACE FOR TEA.
HE HAD NOW BECOME SO FAMOUS, SHE
SERVED HIM SOME EXCELLENT
SHORTBREAD BISCUITS SHE HAD
BAKED HERSELF, ALL NICELY
BROWNED AND CRUNCHY.
QUITE POLITELY, THE PIRATOSAUR
SAID "MM, THESE ARE SO GOOD.
ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS."

Nina says ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS!
(giggling)

Yetily reads BUT LATE THAT NIGHT...

Leon says OH, HE'S GOING TO STEAL THE
TREASURE!

Nina giggles.

Yetily reads HE SECRETLY ROWED
AWAY, BUT HE DIDN'T TAKE THE
TREASURE OF ENGLAND.
HE SIMPLY TOOK OFF WITH THE
QUEEN'S RECIPE BOOK, AND ALL THE
SHORTBREAD BISCUITS THAT THEY
LEFT.
"OH MY GOODNESS, THESE ARE SO
DELICIOUS," MUMBLED THE
PIRATOSAUR, AND ROWING LIKE MAD,
HE WENT BACK AND HID IN THE
DEPTHS OF THE DARKEST NIGHT.

Leon says NOW, HE REALLY LIKES EATING,
JUST LIKE YOU!

Yetily laughs and says WELL, I THINK THOSE
SHORTBREAD BISCUITS LOOKED
ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.
(laughing)
WELL, MY LITTLE MICE, OUR
ADVENTURE IS OVER FOR TODAY.

Leon says NOW I'M GOING TO PRETEND I'M
A PIRATOSAUR!

Nina says UM, DON'T YOU THINK
SOMETHING'S MISSING?

Leon says UH, I DON'T KNOW, WHAT?

Yetily says TAH-DAH!

Yetily shows him a pirate hat.

Leon says WOW, JUST THE THING TO LOOK
LIKE A PIRATOSAUR!
IT'S GREAT!

Yetily says HERE, TRY IT ON.
THERE YOU ARE.

Leon says NINA, WANT TO PLAY?
LOOK, OVER THERE, A SHIP!
PREPARE TO BOARD!
(chuckling)

Leon leaves.

Nina says WELL, IT LOOKS AS THOUGH I'LL
HAVE TO BE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.
GIVE ME BACK MY TREASURE!

Nina follows him.

Yetily laughs and says I THINK I'VE GOT TIME FOR A
FEW BISCUITS, MYSELF.

(bell dinging)

Yetily says SHUTTLING SHORTBREAD!
TOO LATE.
WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW,
THEN.

He sits and children walk in looking for books.

Two boys sit on Yetily to read as he has gone back to be a plush toy.

The end credits roll.