(rock'n'roll music plays)

In an animated frame, fast clip shows images of different animals: horses, llamas, pandas rolling down a ladder, a dog jumping for a treat, cats skateboarding, giraffes fighting one another and a snake lurking on the forest floor.

A son plays that says HUSTLE AROUND WITH THE
PONDERING PANDAS
TEACHING A DOG TRICKS
DISCOVERING ANSWERS
WE LOVE OUR CRAZY CRITTERS
WE LOOK TO FIND OUT
WHAT THEY DO
IT'S CREATURE MANIA
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

The name of the show appears in yellow animal print letters on an orange background. It reads "Creature Mania."

Alfie walks in his bamboo tree house.

Alfie is in his twenties, with short curly brown hair and wears eggshell trousers and a black T-shirt with white rims.

He says HEY HEY CREATURE MANIAS,
WELCOME TO THE SHOW THAT'S ALL
ABOUT OUR ANIMAL FRIENDS
AND COMPLETELY CREATURE CRAZY.
IT'S
CREATURE MANIA.
TODAY THERE WILL BE HOOVES
AND PAWS, WINGS AND FLIPPERS.
COMING UP...

Clips show different types of animals as Alfie says WE GET UP CLOSE WITH SOME
COLOURFUL CREATURES,
LIKE THE INFAMOUS RED CRAB,
THE WILD RED RIVER HOG
AND THE DEADLY BLUE RINGED
OCTOPUS.
WE HAVE A LAUGH WITH PANDA
AND PONY,
SPLASH ABOUT WITH THE WEDDELL
SEAL AND MEET VIOLET
AND HER CUTE BUNNY
IN PET AND TELL.
PLUS, LOTS, LOTS MORE.
IT'S GOING TO BE A PACKED SHOW.
SO LET'S KICK IT OFF WITH A OUR
GOOD FRIEND DR. KATRINA
AND SEE WHAT LUCKY YOUNG DOG
TRAINER
AND THEIR PAL ARE COMING
ALONG TODAY
AND WHAT TRICK THEY'RE GOING
TO LEARN.
IT'S DOG TRICKS.

A caption reads "Dog Tricks."

Doctor Katrina is in her thirties, with long straight brown hair and wears jeans and a hot pink Creature Mania T-shirt.

She sits on the grass with 4 brown and white dogs and says HI AND WELCOME TO DOG TRICKS.
I AM DR. KATRINA.
I AM HERE WITH THE INCREDIBLE,
BEAUTIFUL WONDER DOGS.
TODAY WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO TEACH YOUR DOG
TO ROLL OVER.
SKETCH IS GOING TO DEMONSTRATE
THIS ONE.
LET'S LEARN A BIT ABOUT
HER FIRST.

Sketch jumps on a bench and Katrina says MEET SKETCH,
SHE'S SEVEN YEARS OLD.
SHE'S KNOWN
FOR HAVING AN UNUSUAL COAT COVER
AND DIFFERENT COLOURED EYES.
HER NICKNAMES ARE SKITS
AND SKIDDITCH.
SKETCH IS THE FREE SPIRIT
OF THE WONDER DOG TEAM.
SHE'S SOMETIMES NAUGHTY
AND HAS LOTS OF CHARACTER.
HER HOBBIES, WELL THERE'S
SO MANY.
THEY INCLUDE CHASING BIRDS,
DIVING INTO THE DAM
AND RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY.

Clips show the dog doing its favourite activities.

Katrina says HER FAVOURITE TRICKS ARE
JUMPING,
DOING HANDSTANDS AND SKIPPING.
HER NAUGHTIEST DEED,
JUMPING UP ONTO THE KITCHEN
BENCH TO PINCH FOOD.
PET HATES: WELL SHE HATES HAVING
SMELLY THINGS WASHED OFF HER.
THREE WORDS TO DESCRIBE SKETCH:
QUIRKY, MISCHIEVOUS
AND ENERGETIC.
AND NOW LET'S SEE SKETCH
DEMONSTRATE.

Kids say ROLL OVER.

Katrina says DROP.
GOOD GIRL.
ROLL OVER IS A GREAT TRICK TO
TEACH ALL DOGS
AND IT'S A GREAT ONE
FOR PUPPIES.
YOU NEED A DOG THAT IS
COMFORTABLE TO DROP OR LAY DOWN.
ROLL OVER.
GOOD GIRL.
WELL THAT WAS OUR EXPERT
DEMONSTRATION.
NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET OUR
BUDDING YOUNG DOG TRAINER
AND THEIR DOG.

Katrina sits on a bench with Bowie and his dog and says I'M HERE TODAY WITH BOWIE
AND RUSTY.
BOWIE TELL ME A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT RUSTY.

Bowie is around 10, with short wavy blond hair and wears blue shorts and a burgundy T-shirt.

Bowie says HE IS A FUN DOG.
HE LIKES PLAYING SOCCER A LOT.

Katrina says WHAT BREEDS IS HE?

Bowie says HE IS A SHARPEI CROSS WITH
A STAFFY AND A CATTLE DOG.

Katrina says HE'S VERY CUTE ISN'T HE?
HE IS STILL YOUNG.
HOW OLD IS HE?

Bowie says UMM SEVEN MONTHS.

Katrina says SEVEN MONTHS.
SO HE IS A PUPPY.
HAS HE BEEN A LITTLE BIT NAUGHTY
AT ALL?

Bowie says HE JUMPS UP ON THE TABLE
AND EATS OUR DINNER.
HE GOES IN OUR ROOMS
AND STEALS OUR SOFT TOYS
AND STUFF.

Katrina says HAS HE HAD ANY TRAINING?

Bowie says HE WENT TO PUPPY CLASSES.
WE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO SIT
AND STAY.

Katrina says DO YOU THINK HE'D LIKE TO LEARN
SOME TRICKS?

Bowie says YES.

Katrina says OKAY RUSTY LET'S GO TRAINING.
TODAY BOWIE AND I ARE GOING
TO TEACH RUSTY TO ROLL OVER.
NOW THE FIRST STEP WITH THIS IS
TO JUST ASK HIM TO LIE DOWN
AND WE WANT TO JUST TILT HIS
HEAD A LITTLE BIT.
GET USED TO THAT PROCESS OF
TILTING HIS HEAD.
SO WILL HE LIE DOWN FOR YOUR?

Bowie says YEAH.

Katrina says OKAY DO YOU WANT TO ASK HIM
TO LAY DOWN?

Bowie says DOWN.

Katrina says DON'T GIVE HIM THE TREAT YET.
JUST GET HIM TO FOLLOW THAT
TREAT AROUND A LITTLE WAY,
TURN THE HEAD.
PERFECT, NOW GIVE HIM THE TREAT.
THAT IS PERFECT.
NOW THAT IS THE FIRST STEP.
WE ARE GOING TO PRACTICE THAT.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH STEP TWO,
WHICH IS TO SEE IF WE CAN GET
HIM TO GO ONTO HIS SIDE.
DO YOU THINK HE WILL DO THAT
FOR US?

Bowie says YEP.

Katrina says I THINK HE WILL.
WE'LL SEE YOU SOON.

Back in the bamboo house, Alfie says WOW.
WHAT IS THAT DOG?
HE LOOKS LIKE A CARTOON DOG.
I LOVE HIM.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
HOW THEY GET ON WITH
TEACHING RUSTY TO ROLL OVER.
ALL THOSE ROLLS
ON HIS FACE SHOULD HELP.
BUT FIRST AN ANIMAL FACT.

The announcer says DID YOU KNOW... ..RED CRABS LIVE
ALONE IN DIRT BURROWS,
OR DEEP ROCK CREVICES?
CRABS STAY IN THE SHADE
OF THEIR DWELLING FOR MOST
OF THE YEAR.
THEIR BREEDING MIGRATION
COINCIDES WITH THE LUNAR CYCLE
AND THE TIDES.
DURING THEIR MIGRATION,
CHRISTMAS ISLAND RED CRABS HAVE
BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE MOTOR
VEHICLE ACCIDENTS
WHILE CROSSING ROADS,
AS THEIR TOUGH EXOSKELETON
IS CAPABLE OF PUNCTURING TYRES.

A red crab says I'M A BAD BOY.

The announcer says AND THAT'S...

Kids say AN ANIMAL FACT.

Alfie says AND NOW MY CREATURE FRIENDS,
IT'S TIME TO MEET A FEW OTHER
PALS OF MINE.
THEY'RE EFFUSIVE.
THEY'RE GARRULOUS,
THEY'RE WELL SPOKEN
AND THEY'RE SOCIABLE.
WHO ELSE COULD I BE TALKING
ABOUT?
NO IT'S NOT ME.
IT'S MY TWO FRIENDS
THE TWO BOBS.

White Llama Bob says HEY BOB WHERE ARE YOU?
BOB, BOB?

Brown Llama Bob says BOB?

White Llama Bob says WHERE ARE YOU BOB?
BOB?

Brown Llama Bob says I CAN'T SEE YOU BOB.

White Llama Bob says OH THERE YOU ARE.

Brown Llama Bob says OP.
OH WHERE?

White Llama Bob says HEY BOB?

Brown Llama Bob says YEP?

White Llama Bob says HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK
CHUCK
IF A WOODCHUCK
COULD CHUCK WOOD?

Brown Llama Bob says AHH I GIVE UP.

White Llama Bob says OH I THOUGH YOU'D KNOW.

Brown Llama Bob says WELL I DON'T.

White Llama Bob says I THINK IT'S SEVEN.

Brown Llama Bob says OKAY, OKAY.

White Llama Bob says DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I
CAME UP WITH THAT NUMBER BOB?

Brown Llama Bob says SURE.

White Llama Bob says I THINK A WOOD CHUCK WOULD BE
TOO TIRED TO CHUCK EIGHT BITS
OF WOOD BECAUSE WOOD CHUCKS
AREN'T VERY BIG OR STRONG.

Brown Llama Bob says I DON'T THINK THAT'S NECESSARILY
TRUE BOB.

White Llama Bob says UNLESS THE WOOD IS SMALLER,
THEN IT'S PROBABLY ELEVEN.

Alfie says OH THOSE TWO BOBS.
I'M NEVER SURE WHAT TO EXPECT
FROM THEM.
WE'LL SEE WHAT ELSE THEY HAVE TO
SAY LATER ON.
BUT NOW, IT'S TIME TO TEST
YOUR CREATURE COMPREHENSION.
THROW ON YOUR THINKING CAPS AND
GET READY TO FEED THAT BRAIN.
IT'S CREATURE QUIZ.

The announcer says WHICH OF THESE ANIMALS
IS THE SHORTEST?
IS IT A THE ADELIE PENGUIN?
B THE EGYPTIAN VULTURE?
OR C THE CARACARA?
OKAY SO THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY
A VERY CLOSE CONTEST,
IF ONLY THERE WAS SUCH A THING
AS A THREE SIDED COIN
SO YOU COULD FLIP IT
AND TAKE A GUESS.
BUT IF YOU ANSWERED C THE
CARACARA,
YOU ARE CORRECT
THEY ARE THE SHORTEST.
THE CARACARA IS A CARRION HAWK,
WITH SHARP TALONS
AND A BEAK TO MATCH.
DESPITE ONLY STANDING ABOUT
SIXTY CENTIMETRES TALL THIS
LITTLE SCRAPPER DOMINATES MUCH
LARGER BIRDS.

A caracara says to another caracara HEY.

The announcer says IT WILL CHASE GROUPS
OF VULTURES AWAY FROM A CARCASS
AND STEAL THE EGGS AND CHICKS
OF AN ALBATROSS AND PENGUINS.
THEIR POWERFUL TALONS HELP THEM
GRIP SAND AND SOIL
FOR A LAND BASED ATTACK, AND
ONCE THEY'VE REACHED THEIR PREY,
THE BIRDS ARE DEFENCELESS
AGAINST THE POWERFUL CLAWS.
AND THAT'S NOT THE WORST OF IT.
CARACARAS WILL ALSO EAT THE POOP
OF OTHER ANIMALS,
SUCH AS GIANT OTTERS.

An otter poops and says EWW.

A caracara says WA HOO.

The announcer says AND THE DEAD SKIN
OF MOULTING SEALS.

Alfie says ALL RIGHT GUYS, STILL TO COME
ON TODAY'S SHOW.
WE HAVE MORE CANINE CRAZINESS
IN DOG TRICKS,
LOADS OF LAUGHS
WITH BAD PUN PONY,
AND A TRUCKLOAD
OF ANIMAL AMAZINGNESS
IN CREATURE QUIZ,
SOME ASTONISHING ANIMAL FACTS
AND WE MEET OUR PET AND GUEST
AND HERE IS SOME HILARITY
FROM THE TWO BOBS.
ALL THAT STILL TO COME
ON
CREATURE MANIA.

The announcer says DID YOU KNOW... ..THE RED RIVER HOGS
ARE THE SMALLEST PIGS IN AFRICA?
THE LARGE EARS AND MANE RUNNING
DOWN THEIR BACK
SERVES TO MAKE THEM LOOK LARGER
TO PREDATORS.

A lion says OH BOY.

The announcer says TO FIND FOOD THEY USE THEIR
SNOUT,
WHICH IS HIGHLY SENSITIVE,
AND CAN IDENTIFY WHAT IS EDIBLE
BY TOUCH AND SMELL.
THIS IS THEN USED TO DIG UP
THE FOOD.
A PART OF THEIR DIET IS SEEDS.
SOME OF WHICH THEY OBTAIN
FROM THE FACES OF ELEPHANTS.
AND THAT'S...

Kids say AN ANIMAL FACT.

Alfie says HOW COOL ARE RED RIVER HOGS?
SUCH AN AWESOME COLOUR.
IN FACT,
THEIR COLOUR MATCHES THE DOG
WE HAVE ON DOG TRICKS TODAY,
RUSTY.
ARE YOU READY TO CHECK IN
AND SEE HOW ROLY-POLY FACE
RUSTY IS DOING AT LEARNING TO
ROLL OVER?
I BET HE'S HAVING FUN
NO MATTER WHAT.
LET'S FIND OUT.
IT'S TIME FOR DOG TRICKS.

Katrina says WELCOME BACK.
BOWIE AND I ARE TEACHING RUSTY
TO ROLL OVER.
NOW HE HAS BEEN PRETTY GOOD WITH
THE FIRST STEP HASN'T HE?

Bowie says YEAH.

Katrina says AND THE FIRST STEP WAS JUST TO
GET HIM TO LIE DOWN
AND TURN HIS HEAD.
NOW WE'RE GOING TO SEE IF WE CAN
GET HIM TO LIE DOWN
AND TURN ONTO HIS SIDE.
SO EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID BEFORE.
ASK HIM TO LIE DOWN.
SHOW HIM THE TREAT.
TURN HIS HEAD AND THEN JUST
TURN IT AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
THERE YOU GO.
NEARLY AT THE SIDE.
HANG ON.
NOW COME BACK DOWN WITH ME
AND WE ARE JUST GOING TO GO
THROUGH IT AGAIN.
SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN, PERFECT.
NOW ASK HIM TO LAY DOWN.

Bowie says DOWN.

Katrina says AND ASK HIM TO JUST, PERFECT.
GIVE HIM THE TREAT.
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
GOOD BOY.
GIVE HIM A PAT.
WELL DONE.

Bowie says GOOD BOY.

Katrina says OKAY THAT IS STEP TWO.
WE'RE GOING TO PRACTICE THAT
UNTIL RUSTY IS REALLY
COMFORTABLE GOING ONTO HIS SIDE.
WE'LL BE BACK SOON WITH STEP
THREE WHICH IS TO GET HIM TO
FLIP RIGHT OVER AND ROLL OVER.
YOU'RE A GOOD BOY AREN'T YOU?

Alfie says WE'LL HAVE MORE FROM DR. KATRINA
AND DOG TRICKS LATER ON
BUT FIRST TIME FOR A BIT OF FUN.
LET'S ALL REJOICE
AND HAVE A LAUGH WITH OUR
FAVOURITE JOKE-TELLING PAL,
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ONE,
THE ONLY BAD PUN PONY.

A clip shows a brown pony galloping and neighing on a field.

Bad Pun Pony says WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUISE
ON A T-REX?
A DINO-SORE.

Ducks chuckle.

Bad Pan Pony says WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG
NOSTRILS?
GIVE UP?
BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG FINGERS.

A bunny chuckles.

Kids say BAD PUN PONY YAY.

Alfie says OH THAT PONY CRACKS ME UP.
AND WE'LL HAVE MORE CRACK UPS
FROM OUR HILARIOUS HORSE
NEXT TIME ON THE SHOW,
BUT NOW LET'S SEE SOME MORE
INCREDIBLE ANIMALS,
AND TEST OUR CREATURE KNOWLEDGE
WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER
CREATURE QUIZ.

The announcer says WHICH OF THESE ANIMALS
LIVES ON ROCKY OUTCROPS
IN THE PLAINS OF AFRICA?
IS IT A THE GORILLA?
B THE MANED WOLF?
OR C THE KLIPSPRINGER?
THREE DIFFERENT TYPES
OF ANIMALS,
BUT ONLY ONE RIGHT ANSWER.
IF YOU CHOSE B, THE MANED WOLF,
THEN IT MIGHT SURPRISE YOU TO
KNOW THAT THE MANED WOLF IS
ACTUALLY NATIVE
TO SOUTH AMERICA.
IF YOU CHOSE A, THE GORILLA,
YOU ARE ALSO INCORRECT.
GORILLAS ARE NATIVE TO AFRICA
BUT THEY ARE FOREST DWELLERS.
HOWEVER, IF YOU CHOSE A,
THE KLIPSPRINGER
YOU ARE CORRECT.
THEY LIVE ON THE ROCKY OUTCROPS
IN THE PLAINS OF AFRICA.
THIS DWARF ANTELOPE IS PERFECTLY
ADAPTED TO LIFE
IN THE RUGGED TERRAIN.
IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE WHY THE
EARLY EUROPEAN SETTLERS
CALLED IT THE KLIPSPRINGER
OR ROCK JUMPER.
WHILE MOST ANTELOPES ARE LONG
AND LEAN,
THE KLIPSPRINGER HAS A MUSCULAR
BODY THAT'S SHORT AND STOUT,
MAKING IT HAPPY TO BOUNCE UP
AND DOWN THE DANGEROUS CLIFFS
IT CALLS HOME.
THE KLIPSPRINGER IS PERFECTLY
HAPPY BALANCING
ON CLIFFS THANKS TO HOOVES THAT
ARE BLUNT AND RUBBERY,
LIKE SKID-PROOF SHOES.
EACH FOOT HAS TWO HOOVES JOINED
BY A TOUGH PIECE OF TISSUE THAT
KEEPS THE HOOVES FROM SPLAYING.
THAT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE
KLIPSPRINGERS STAND, WALK, LEAP,
AND LAND ON THEIR TINY
HOOF TIPS.
IMAGINE IF HUMANS COULD JUMP
LIKE A KLIPSPRINGER.
THE BEST HUMAN HIGH JUMPERS
CAN CLEAR
IS LESS THAN TWICE THEIR HEIGHT.
BUT IF THEY COULD JUMP LIKE
A KLIPSPRINGER
THEY COULD CLEAR AT LEAST
TEN TIMES THEIR HEIGHT.
THAT WOULD BE LIKE LEAPING ONTO
A FIVE-STOREY BUILDING.

((music plays))

Alfie says WHAT AMAZING CREATURES.
SO COOL.
ALL RIGHT CREATURE FANS STILL
TO COME ON TODAY'S SHOW:
AN AMAZING ANIMAL FACT,
WE MEET TODAY'S PET AND N TELL
GUESTS, IN THE HOUSE.
THERE'S AN ADORABLE ANIMAL
IN TOO CUTE,
PLUS SOME MUSINGS FROM OUR
FAVOURITE BLACK AND WHITE BEAR
THE FANTASTIC PONDERING PANDA.
ALL THAT STILL TO COME
ON
CREATURE MANIA.

The announcer says DID YOU KNOW... ..THE BLUE RINGED
OCTOPUS MAY BE SMALL
BUT IT HAS A BITE THAT PACKS
ENOUGH VENOM TO KILL TEN HUMANS?
IT'S NOT THE RINGS THAT ARE
VENOMOUS BUT THE BITE.
THOSE INFAMOUS BLUE RINGS ONLY
REALLY LIGHT UP AS A WARNING
WHEN THE ANIMAL FEELS
THREATENED.
UNFORTUNATELY, SOME PEOPLE ARE
ATTRACTED TO THE PRETTY COLOURS
AND PICK UP THE CUTE LITTLE
OCTOPUS.
OH AND GET BITTEN.
THAT'S A DEADLY MISTAKE.
AND THAT'S...

Kids say AN ANIMAL FACT.

Alfie says OKAY CREATURE FANS,
IT'S THAT TIME
OF THE SHOW WE ALL LOOK FORWARD
TO, YES YOU GUESSED IT,
IT'S TIME FOR PET AND TEL
WITH A NEW GUEST AND THEIR PET.
BUT FIRST, THERE'S THIS.
(SLIPPING)
((music plays))

A clip shows different animals slipping, tumbling and falling.

(CRASHING SOUNDS)

A caption reads "IT’s Pet and Tell."

Alfie sits with a girl and her rabbit and says INTRODUCING VIOLET.
SHE HAS BROUGHT IN HER PET
RABBIT TO SHOW US.
HELLO VIOLET.

Violet is around 11, with long slightly wavy brown hair with a purple streak and wears jeans and a white T-shirt.

Violet says HELLO ALFIE.

Alfie says SO AHH WHO IS THIS?

Violet says IT'S COTTON BALL
HE IS A MINI LOP RABBIT.

Alfie says A MINI LOP RABBIT.
WOW.
AND AHH WHAT MADE YOU COME UP
WITH THE NAME COTTON BALL?

Violet says WELL HE IS JUST A GREY TYPE
AND HE IS FLUFFY LIKE A COTTON
BALL SO I JUST CAME UP WITH IT.

Alfie says YEAH. DID YOU COME UP
WITH THE NAME YOURSELF?

Violet says YES.

Alfie says SO WHY DID YOU GET A PET RABBIT?

Violet says WELL IT WAS EASTER TIME AT THE
MINUTE WHEN WE GOT HIM
AND I JUST REALLY WANTED A PET
SO MY MUM SAID WE CAN GET
A RABBIT.

Alfie says MINI LOP RABBIT.
MINI LOPS ARE ONE
OF THE MOST POPULAR BREED
OF RABBIT IN THE WORLD.
IT'S SMALL SIZE
AND FLOPPY EARS CERTAINLY MAKE
IT APPEALING
AND MANY FANCIERS FALL
FOR THE CHARMS
OF THIS CUTE BUNNY.
THE MOST COMMON COLOURS ARE
BLUE, BLACK AND BROWN.
THEY'RE AVERAGE WEIGHT IS
ONE POINT SIX KILOS.
THE MINI LOP IS BRIGHT, CHEERFUL
AND PLAYFUL.
RABBITS DON'T NATURALLY
EAT CARROTS.
THAT'S A MYTH.
A RABBIT'S DIET CONSISTS MAINLY
OF DARK LEAFY GREENS
AND SPECIAL PELLETS.
CARROT AND APPLE
ARE TOO HIGH IN SUGAR
AND SHOULD ONLY BE GIVEN
AS A TREAT.
MINI LOPS CAN LIVE
FROM FIVE TO TEN YEARS.
MINI LOP RABBIT.
SO AHH HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD
COTTON BALL FOR?

Violet says WELL JUST A YEAR
IN REAL LIFETIME
BUT HE IS GOING TO TURN ONE
IN THIS EASTER.

Alfie says YEAH RIGHT.
IS HE HARD TO LOOK AFTER?

Violet says YES.

Alfie says YEAH?

Violet says WELL NOT AS HARD AS THE GUINEA
PIGS THAT WE HAVE.

Alfie says YEAH.
SO HE IS A LITTLE BIT EASIER
TO LOOK AFTER?

Violet says YEAH THAN A LOT OF
OTHER ANIMALS.

Alfie says WHAT DO YOU DO TO LOOK AFTER
COTTON BALL?

Violet says WELL WE JUST FEED HIM.
WELL WE DON'T REALLY CLEAN HIM.
WE JUST BRUSH HIM WITH THIS
LIKE POWDER
AND IT JUST MAKES HIM
A BIT CLEAN
BUT WE DON'T REALLY HAVE TO DO
THAT THAT OFTEN.

Alfie says WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS
THAT YOU JUST LOVE ABOUT HIM?

Violet says I JUST LOVE,
I LOVE THAT WHENEVER HE,
WHENEVER I WALK PAST HIS CAGE HE
IS JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME
AND JUST HAPPY FOR A PAT.

Alfie says YEAH.

Violet says YEAH.

Alfie says SO IF ANYONE WAS LOOKING TO GET
A PET RABBIT
WOULD YOU RECOMMEND IT?

Violet
YEAH.
THEY ARE QUITE, GENTLE AND
THEY'RE VERY, VERY NICE.
FLUFFY.

Alfie says WELL THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING IN TODAY VIOLET.

Violet says YOU'RE WELCOME.

Alfie says AND THANK YOU
FOR INTRODUCING US TO YOUR VERY
FLUFFY BUNNY COTTON BALL.

Violet says YES.

Alfie says HE'S SUPER CUTE.

Violet says I KNOW.

Alfie says SPEAKING
OF CUTE CHECK THIS OUT.

The announcer says PUT ON YOUR MITTENS CAUSE WE'RE
TRAVELLING NORTH IN SEARCH
OF OUR NEXT CUTE CREATURE:
THE SEAL.
NOT YOU MUM.
YOUR BABY.

People say AWW.

The announcer says BABY SEALS ARE JUST ADORABLE
PUDGY LITTLE PUPS COVERED
IN FUR TO PROTECT THEM
FROM FREEZING WINDS.
THEY WIGGLE ABOUT LIKE A KID
STUCK IN A SLEEPING BAG.
THEY SPEND A LOT OF TIME
JUST DRINKING MUM'S MILK
AND LAYING ABOUT LOOKING
ADORABLE.
AND THAT'S JUST...

Kids say TOO CUTE.

Alfie says AND THAT, CREATURE FRIENDS,
WAS TOO CUTE.
MORE CUTENESS ON THE NEXT SHOW.
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO TEST YOUR
CREATURE IQ AND FEED THAT BRAIN.
ARE YOU READY?
IT'S TIME FOR CREATURE QUIZ.

The announcer says WHICH OF THESE ANIMALS
MAKES A GLOWING BLOB OF GOO
WHEN UNDER ATTACK?
IS IT A THE STICKY LIMPET?
IS IT B THE FEISTY RHINOCEROS
BEETLE?
OR IS IT C THE CHILLED OUT
MARINE IGUANA?
IF YOU ANSWERED A, THE LIMPET,
YOU ARE CORRECT.
IN SOME RIVERS IN NEW ZEALAND
THE LIMPET'S EERIE LIGHT
IS ONLY SEEN WHEN
IT'S UNDER ATTACK.
THE LIMPET IS A COUSIN
OF THE SNAIL.

A limpet says OH I AM MOVING SO FAST.

The announcer says THE LIMPET HAS A FLATTENED SHELL
AND MUSCULAR FOOT
THAT'S SO STRONG IT CAN CLING
TO PLACES WHERE OTHER SNAILS
WOULD SURELY GET SWEPT AWAY.
BUT THE LATIA LIMPET
CAN'T MOVE FAST,
SO IT'S FOUND AN IMPRESSIVE
ESCAPE MECHANISM.
APPLY SOME PRESSURE TO THE SHELL
AND THE LIMPET RELEASES A MASS
OF GREEN GLOWING GOO.
GLOWING GOO IS A GREAT DEFENCE
BECAUSE THE FISH THAT FEED
ON THE LIMPET
ARE MOSTLY NOCTURNAL.
SO IF THEY ATTACK A LIMPET
AND GET A SNOUT COVERED
IN SHINING SLIME THEIR
CAMOUFLAGE IS BLOWN
AND THE WATERS BECOME SAFER
FOR THIS MOST UNUSUAL
NIGHT LIGHT.

A caption reads "Two Bobs."

Praying Mantis Bob 1 says I HEAR NOTHING
BUT MY OWN CALM BREATHING.

Praying Mantis Bob 2 chews loudly.

Praying Mantis Bob 1 says I CANNOT HEAR CRUNCHING.

Praying Mantis Bob 2 says CAN'T HEAR YOU BOB.

Praying Mantis Bob 1 says I HEAR NO CRUNCHING OR YELLING.

Praying Mantis Bob 2 says THESE FLIES' HEADS ARE
SO GOOD BOB.

Praying Mantis Bob I HEAR NO REFERENCES
TO FLIES HEADS.

Praying Mantis Bob 2 says YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
MISSING OUT ON.

Praying Mantis Bob 1 says I DID NOT HEAR YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON.

Praying Mantis Bob 2 says YES YOU DID.

Praying Mantis Bob 1 says NO I DIDN'T.
I AM A GLEEFUL DOLPHIN.

Praying Mantis Bob 2 belches.

Praying Mantis Bob 1 punches Praying Mantis Bob 2.

Praying Mantis Bob 2 says WOAH OW.

Praying Mantis Bob 1 says SHUT IT BOB.
YOU ARE REALLY MESSING
WITH MY GLEEFUL DOLPHIN.

Praying Mantis Bob 2 says NO FLIES' HEADS FOR YOU.
WELL IT'S GONE ANYWAY.

Alfie says AHH, THOSE BOBS ARE BRILLIANT.
WELL CREATURE MANIACS,
WE HAVE SO MUCH MORE
STILL TO COME ON THE SHOW:
WE GOT ANOTHER INCREDIBLE
ANIMAL FACT,
SOME FASCINATING PONDERING
FROM OUR ROLY-POLY PAL THE ONE,
THE ONLY PONDERING PANDA.
AND TODAY'S FINAL VISIT
TO DR. KATRINA FOR STEP 3
IN DOG TRICKS.
SO, ALL THAT STILL TO COME
RIGHT HERE ON
CREATURE MANIA.

The announcer says DID YOU KNOW THE GIANT
SALAMANDER IS THE LARGEST LIVING
AMPHIBIAN KNOWN TODAY,
THEY CAN REACH UP
TO 1.44 METERS.

A frig says WOW.

The announcer says THIS ODD LOOKING PANCAKE HEAD
IS A JAPANESE GIANT SALAMANDER.
IT IS NOCTURNAL.
THEY HAVE A SINGLE LUNG,
BUT THEY DON'T PROVIDE ENOUGH
OXYGEN TO POWER THEIR MUSCLES,
THEREFORE THEY MUST LIVE
IN FAST FLOWING WATER TO HELP
OXYGENATE THEIR BODY.
THEY HAVE AN EXTREMELY SLOW
METABOLISM AND CAN GO
FOR WEEKS WITHOUT EATING
IF NECESSARY.
AND THAT'S...

Kids say AN ANIMAL FACT.

Alfie says WHAT A GREAT FACT.
ALL RIGHT CREATURE CRAZIES,
TIME FOR A BIT OF PHILOSOPHY,
WITH A BEAR WHO LIKES TO
CONTEMPLATE, HE LIKES TO PONDER
AND COGITATE AND PUZZLE
AND DWELL.
YES IT'S OUR FAVOURITE
BAMBOO-EATING, ROLY-POLY,
ADORABLE PONDERING PANDA.

Kids say THE PANDA THAT LIKES TO PONDER.

A panda lies on its back and says DO YOU EVER WONDER IF YOU
DROPPED A SLICE OF BREAD
ON THE GROUND AND SOMEONE
ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE PLANET DROPPED A SLICE
OF BREAD,
WOULD THAT TURN THE ENTIRE WORLD
INTO ONE GIANT SANDWICH?
MAYBE THAT'S ALREADY HAPPENED,
AND NO ONE KNOWS THIS WORLD
IS JUST A MASSIVE
PLANET EARTH SANDWICH.
OH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES
ME HUNGRY.
LUCKY I'VE GOT SOME BAMBOO TO
CHEW THIS OVER.

Alfie says AND THAT, CREATURE FRIENDS,
WAS PONDERING PANDA.
SO STRANGE.
SO PHILOSOPHICAL.
AND NOW, THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR,
TIME FOR STEP THREE OF ROLL OVER
WITH ROLLIE FACE RUSTY.
LET'S SEE HOW THEY'RE DOING.
IT'S DOG TRICKS.

Katrina says TODAY WE'RE TEACHING RUSTY TO
ROLL OVER.
NOW WE'VE GOT HIM COMFORTABLE
WITH GOING, LYING DOWN
AND THEN GOING ON TO HIS SIDE.
THE NEXT STEP IS TO USE THAT
TREAT TO GET HIM TO ROLL
ALL THE WAY OVER.
VERY IMPORTANT IF YOU ARE DOING
ANY TRAINING AT HOME TO ALWAYS
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ADULT
SUPERVISION.
THAT'S AN IMPORTANT ONE.
OKAY I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU
THE TREATS.
YOU HAVE BEEN DOING SUCH A GREAT
JOB I DON'T THINK I NEED TO
DEMONSTRATE FOR YOU
SO CALL HIM OVER.
ASK HIM TO LAY DOWN.

Bowie says LAY DOWN.

Katrina says NOW TURN THE HEAD.
EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID BUT THIS
TIME BRING THAT RIGHT OVER.
THAT'S IT.
RIGHT OVER AND IF HE GOES OVER,
GOOD BOY.
HE DID IT.
WELL DONE,
SO THAT IS THE ROLL OVER
AND THE MORE YOU PRACTICE
THE QUICKER HE'LL GET
AT DOING THAT.
FEELING GOOD?

Bowie says YEP.

Katrina says YOU PROUD OF HIM?

Bowie says YEAH.

Katrina says YOU ENJOY THAT?

Bowie says YEAH.

Katrina says DO YOU THINK YOU WILL KEEP THAT
UP AT HOME?
GET HIM GOING OVER REALLY
QUICKLY?

Bowie says YEP.

Katrina says IT'S GOOD FUN HUH?
I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED WATCHING
RUSTY LEARN TO ROLL OVER.
I WILL BE BACK NEXT TIME WITH
ANOTHER DOG TRICK.
OH YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS.
YES YOU ARE.

Alfie says THANK YOU KATRINA,
AND THANK YOU RUSTY AND BOWIE
FOR MAKING US LAUGH.
HE'S ONE FUNNY AND ADORABLE
ROLY-POLY DOG.
SO CUTE.
WELL GUYS, I'M AFRAID THAT'S
ALL FOR TODAY'S SHOW.
I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE ENJOYED IT.
SEEING RUSTY
AND A CUTE LITTLE RABBIT.
A CRAZY KLIPSPRINGER AND
A FREAKY BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS.
IF YOU'RE AFTER MORE CREATURE
CRAZINESS THEN YOU KNOW
WHERE TO COME.
REMEMBER ANIMALS ARE AWESOME
AND PETS ARE PALS.
JOIN ME.
ALFIE, NEXT TIME HERE
ON
CREATURE MANIA.
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