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Transcript: Pirates
Zoey plays the ukulele in the attic.
Zoey is in her early teens, with long wavy brown hair and wears red trousers, a printed yellow shirt and a denim jacket.
As colourful animated letters form the name "The Wacky Word Show," a song plays that says IT'S THE WACKY WACKY WORD
SHOW.
THE WACKY WACKY WORD SHOW.
THE WACKY WORD SHOW.
SO WACKY.
Zoey and Lukas dance in the attic.
Lukas is around 11, with short straight brown hair and wears jeans and a gray and greens sweater.
Zoey says IT'S ME ZOEY.
Lukas says I'M LUKAS.
Zoey says WE PLAY WITH WORDS.
In animation, a dictionary walks around the Earth as Lukas and Zoey dance on the Moon.
Lukas says HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
Zoey says ON THE WACKY WORD
SHOW FUN IS NUMBER 1.
As they play the ukulele, animate musical notes come out and the word "Fun" appears in colourful animated letters.
Zoey says NOW WE LOVE BOOKS AND
STORIES.
Lukas jumps inside a dictionary and Zoey closes it.
Lukas says MAKE STUFF UP THAT'S
WHAT WE DO.
Zoey says DID WE MENTION ACTING
WACKY?
They both say YEAH WE DO THAT TOO.
Zoey says WE GOT TONS OF
GUESTS AND BOOBOO BOT.
Different kids appear on several screens.
Booboo Bot is a robot made out of an old typewriter as the body and a tablet as the head.
Lukas says GAMES AND JOKES WITH
YOU.
The song continues IT'S THE WACKY WACKY WORD
SHOW.
THE WACKY WACKY WORD SHOW.
THE WACKY WORD SHOW.
HERE WE GO.
Lukas and Zoey run along with the animated letters.
The song continues THE WACKY WORD SHOW.
SO WACKY!
Dressed as a pirate, Lukas says AHOY MATEYS AND A YO HO
HO.
WE BE PIRATES FROM
A LAND FAR AWAY.
Zoey says YAR.
IT WAS PIRATE DAY
AT THE LIBRARY AND
WE GOT PIRATE TREASURE.
Lukas takes a book out of a bag and says SHIVER ME TIMBERS.
THIS HERE BE A STORY.
Zoey says FOR YOU TO READ
YE SALTY SEA BASS.
Lukas says HEY.
WHY DOES IT TAKE PIRATES SO
LONG TO LEARN THE ALPHABET?
Zoey says WHY?
Lukas says BECAUSE THEY SPEND YEARS AT C.
GET IT?
THE LETTER C?
HA HA HA HA HA.
HAHA.
Zoey says I WONDER IF PIRATES
READ BOOKS?
Lukas says PIRATES READING
BOOKS ABOUT PIRATES?
An animated pirate says ARRR!
Lukas says NOW THAT
WOULD BE FUNNY.
Zoey says FOR SURE.
I MEAN THERE'S OVER A MILLION
WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Lukas says MOST WORDS FOLLOW
RULES IN THEY WAY
THEY'RE SPELLED OR SOUND.
zBUT FOR EVERY RULE THERE ARE
SO MANY EXCEPTIONS IT'S CRAZY.
LIKE YOU CAN HAVE THE SAME
LETTER AND NOT THE SAME SOUND OR
THE SAME SOUND AND
NOT THE SAME LETTER.
A robot says BOOBOO BOT CONFUSED.
CONFUSED.
A caption reads "Big, bigger, biggest."
Lukas says MAKES SENSE RIGHT?
BUT IT'S NOT GOOD,
GOODER OR GOODEST.
IT'S GOOD,
BETTER, BEST.
The caption changes to "Rule breaker!"
Lukas says LIKE A PIRATE.
Zoey says IT'S LIKE Y.
YEAH?
REALLY, WHY?
I MEAN Y.
Lukas says THAT'S WHAT I ASKED, WHY?
Zoey says WHY WHAT?
Lukas says YOU ASKED WHY.
Zoey says I DIDN'T ASK ANYTHING.
Lukas says BUT YOU JUST SAID LIKE WHY?
Zoey says EXACTLY, LIKE Y.
Lukas says SO YOU DID ASK WHY?
Zoey says THE LETTER Y.
Lukas says BUT WHY Y?
(LAUGHING)
Zoey says THE LETTER Y DOESN'T
ALWAYS FOLLOW ONE RULE.
IT'S SUPER FLEXIBLE AND CAN
SOUND LIKE WHATEVER IT WANTS.
Lukas says LET'S GET THIS RULE
BREAKING SHOW STARTED.
They both say YAR!
A giant letter Y appears.
Zoey sings a song that says I CAN SOUND LIKE
AN E WHEN I'M HAP-HAPPY.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
I CAN SOUND LIKE AN
I WHEN I'M IN SKY.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
I DON'T FOLLOW JUST ONE
RULE WHEN I'M IN A WORD.
I LIKE TO BE FREE
JUST LIKE A BIRD.
I CAN EVEN SOUND
LIKE A SO HEY HEY HEY.
IN A SYMBOL I'M LIKE
I IN A DIFFERENT WAY.
THEN THERE'S YOU
AND YUCK AND YARD.
SO CAN I JUST SAY.
THERE'S NO SIMPLE RULE.
NO WAY.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
NO WAY.
Zoey says I'M A PIRATE.
YAR.
At a beach, Zoey says I'VE A MESSAGE FROM
AFAR MY PRECIOUS POLLY.
The caption changes to "I heard my beard is growing long."
Zoey says MY BIRD?
WHAT DOES THAT
STRANGER KNOW ABOUT MY BIRD?
Lukas says HIS BEARD
IS LEGENDARY.
At the attic, Lukas says ISN'T IT STRANGE THAT BEARD IS
SPELLED WITH EA BUT SOUNDS LIKE
EE AS IN FEET?
BUT EA IN THE WORD HEARD
SOUNDS LIKE I IN BIRD.
Booboo bot says BOOBOO BOT STILL CONFUSED.
The caption changes to "Your words caused laughter in my daughter.
At the beach, Lukas says BLIMEY.
WHAT IS A DAFTER?
Zoey says I HOPE MY DAUGHTER
LAUGHS AT THIS ONE TOO.
The caption changes to "I have gone through enough."
Zoey says SHIVER ME TIMBERS POLLY.
I THINK THIS PIRATE IS
MAKING UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE.
WHAT DOES I HAVE GONE
THRUFF ENOUGH EVEN MEAN?
L I'M THROUGH
WITH HIM.
Lukas says THE GH IN LAUGHTER
IS PRONOUNCED F.
BUT DAUGHTER IS NOT
PRONOUNCED DAFTER.
SAME GOES FOR THE GH IN THROUGH.
IT'S NOT PRONOUNCED THRUFF.
Booboo bot says THAT'S ENOUGH.
Lukas says DO YOU GUYS KNOW ANY
RULE BREAKING WORDS?
A girl with curly hair pops up on a screen behind him and says SWEAT AND WET SOUND THE SAME
BUT SWEAT HAS AND A IN IT.
A girl with straight brown hair says TOOTH PLURAL ISN'T
TOOTHS IT'S TEETH.
A boy in a checker shirt says THE WORD MOOSE WHEN YOU MAKE IT
PLURAL IT SOUNDS THE SAME LIKE
MOOSE.
THERE IS ONE MOOSE OR
THERE ARE TWO MOOSE.
A boy with straight blond hair says THE WORD COULD BUT IT SOUNDS
LIKE WOOD EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT
SPELLED THE SAME.
A girl with wavy brown hair says OH SPAGHETTI BECAUSE I THINK
THERE'S A SILENT H AFTER THE G.
CELLO BECAUSE IT
DOESN'T HAVE AN H.
A girl in a blue sweater says IT'S JUST C-E-L-L-O.
Lukas says SPELLING WOULD BE A LOT EASIER
IF IT ALWAYS FOLLOWED THE SAME
RULES.
WHY DO WE SAY
KNIFE AND NOT K-NIFE?
WHEN THE WORD STARTS
WITH A K AS IN KOOKY.
ONCE UPON A TIME THEY DID
PRONOUNCE THE K AND A LOT OF
WORDS SOUNDED REALLY DIFFERENT.
At a crime scene, Detective Zoey says ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO OVER THIS AGAIN.
WHO DID YOU SEE?
Witness Lukas says THE K-NIGHT.
Zoey says OKAY, A MR. K-NIGHT.
Lukas says HE K-NOCKED ON THE
DOOR WITH HIS K-NIFE.
Zoey says WAIT, WHAT?
WHO IS THIS MR.
K-NIGHT ANYWAYS?
Lukas says I DO NOT K-NOW.
Zoey says BARNES.
BRING ME
SOME WATER.
MY STOMACH IS
IN K-NOTS.
I MEAN KNOTS.
UGH.
At the attic, Zoey says I WAS WONDERING WHY SO MANY
WORDS DON'T SOUND THE WAY
THEY'RE SPELLED.
IT TURNS OUT THAT ENGLISH
HAS CHANGED A LOT OVER TIME.
LOOK AT THIS WRITING FROM
A FEW HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
I CAN'T EVEN FIGURE
OUT WHAT IT SAYS.
IT'S CALLED OLD ENGLISH.
BACK THEN THE SAME WORD COULD
HAVE MORE THAN ONE SPELLING TOO
BUT THEN WHEN THEY
INVENTED A MACHINE TO PRINT...
Booboo Bot says OOH.
BOOBOO BOT LOVES MACHINES.
Zoey says THEY HAD TO STICK TO ONE
SPELLING OF EACH WORD.
AT THE SAME TIME PEOPLE WERE
STARTING TO PRONOUNCE WORDS
DIFFERENTLY TOO SO INSTEAD OF A
K-NOCK K-NOCK JOKE IT WAS KNOCK
KNOCK.
Lukas says WHO'S THERE?
Zoey says I'M TALKING ABOUT OLD ENGLISH.
Lukas says OLD ENGLISH WHO?
Zoey says NEVER MIND.
BY THAT TIME SPELLING WAS
ALREADY DECIDED SO IT STAYED.
ENGLISH ALSO PICKED UP WORDS
FROM OTHER LANGUAGES LIKE LATIN,
FRENCH AND GERMAN BUT WE SPELLED
AND PRONOUNCED THEM OUR OWN WAY.
THAT'S WHY A LOT OF
WORDS BREAK THE RULES.
KIND OF LIKE PIRATES
EXCEPT PIRATES DID BAD THINGS.
IT'S FUN TO DRESS UP LIKE ONE
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND
THOSE REAL LIFE PIRATES
FROM HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO.
ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY
HARDLY EVER WASHED.
THEIR FAVOURITE
LETTERS WERE P-U.
Pirate Lukas says THE SEA IS FOR MY
SHIP NOT BATHING.
Flies fly around him.
He says YAR.
Back in the attic, Zoey says WELCOME TO SHIPWRECKERS.
THE GAME SHOW WHERE SHIPS ARE
WRECKED AND PIRATES COLLECT.
COMPETING TODAY ARE SIENA AND
LILYA ON TEAM BUCCANEERS.
Siena is around 10, with shoulder length straight light brown hair in a half ponytail. She wears a floral blouse.
Lilya is around 12, with shoulder length straight blond hair in a half-do. She wears a blue shirt.
Zoey says AND NICOLAS AND CASHEL
ON TEAM SHIPSHAPE.
Nicolas is around 12, with short brown hair and wears a printed shirt.
Cashel is around 10, with short brown hair and wears a blue sweater.
YOUR GOAL IS TO ELIMINATE AS
MANY OF YOUR COMPETITORS PIRATE
SHIPS AS POSSIBLE.
ARRR YOU GUYS READY TO WRECK?
The contestants say ARR.
Zoey says YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL ME WHICH
VERB'S A RULE BREAKER WHEN IT'S
IN THE PAST TENSE, LIKE TODAY I
START A NEW GAME AND YESTERDAY I
STARTED A NEW BOOK.
YOU JUST ADD ED TO
MAKE IT PAST TENSE.
EASY PEASY RIGHT?
The contestants say RIGHT.
YEAH.
Zoey says BUT YESTERDAY I DIDN'T
DRINKED JUICE I DRANK JUICE.
DRINK IS A RULE BREAKING VERB.
GOT IT?
The contestants say GOT IT.
Zoey says TEAM BUCCANEERS YOU'RE UP
FIRST.
YOUR 3 VERBS ARE
GO, WORK AND HELP.
WHICH ONE'S THE
RULE BREAKING VERB?
Lilya says UM.
SO GO IS I WENT.
WORK IS I WORKED
AND HELP IS I HELPED
SO IT'S GO.
Zoey says CORRECT.
ALL RIGHT TEAM SHIPSHAPE YOUR
3 VERBS ARE IMPROVE, START AND
FORGET.
IMPROVE IS I
IMPROVED.
THEN THERE'S I
STARTED AND I FORGOT.
SO IT'S FORGET.
FORGET?
Cashel says FORGET.
Zoey says CORRECT.
YES.
Zoey says IT'S NOT FORGETTED.
COLLECT, SWIM AND ENJOY.
Lilya says COLLECT IS
I COLLECTED.
AND SWIM IS I
SWAM AND I ENJOYED.
SO IT'S SWIM.
Zoey says CORRECT.
GOOD JOB.
NEXT ONE IS TEACH, LOVE, ARRIVE.
WELL, IT'S I
TAUGHT NOT I TEACHED.
The boys say I LOVED AND I ARRIVED.
SO IT MUST BE TEACH.
Zoey says GOOD JOB.
THAT'S ANOTHER ONE.
YOU'VE EACH WRECKED 2 SHIPS.
WHAT A CLOSE GAME.
REMEMBER, EXPLAIN AND FREEZE.
Siena says REMEMBER IS I REMEMBERED.
Lilya says EXPLAIN IS EXPLAINED.
SO THEN FREEZE
IS FROZE.
Siena says I FROZE.
Lilya says YEAH.
They both say SO IT'S FREEZE.
Zoey says GOOD JOB.
BREAK, CRASH, AND SCRATCH.
The boys say I THINK IT'S BREAK
BECAUSE I BROKE.
BREAK.
Zoey says GOOD JOB.
THAT'S ANOTHER ONE.
WANT, BRING AND PUSH.
Siena says WANT IS I WANTED.
Lilya says YEAH.
Siena says BRING WAS I BROUGHT
AND PUSH WAS I PUSHED.
The girls say PUSHED.
YEAH SO BRING.
Zoey says GOOD JOB.
TEAM SHIPSHAPE, IF YOU DON'T
GET THIS LAST ONE YOUR OPPONENTS
WILL WIN.
ASK, THROW AND PLAY.
Nicolas says I THINK IT'S THROW
BECAUSE IT'S I THREW.
Cashel says I THREW, YEAH.
Zoey says NICE.
Booboo Bot says GAME OVER.
Zoey says WELL, GOOD JOB GUYS.
IT'S A TIE.
WHO SAID PIRATES WEREN'T SMART?
YOU DIDN'T MISS A THING.
WELL, YOU GUYS ARE BOTH WINNERS
AND YOU GET TO SHARE THE LOOT.
They all say YAR!
YAR!
An animated pirate says NOW I'LL KNOW WHAT
ALL THE RULES ARRR!
HAHA.
A giant grammar book falls on the pirate ship.
The pirate says UH-OH.
The pirate sinks and says ARR.
BLUP, BLUP, BLUP...
Booboo Bot says BOOBOO BOT,
BOOBOO BOT.
BOOBOO BOT,
BOOBOO BOT.
Lukas says I'VE BEEN PROGRAMMING BOOBOO
BOT TO SAY LOTS MORE WORDS.
HE CAN EVEN ANSWER
MORE QUESTIONS NOW.
CHECK THIS.
Booboo Bot says BOOBOO BOT, HOW MANY TICKETS DID
I BUY FOR THE MOVIES TONIGHT?
Lukas says NO, NO.
IT'S NOT CHILDS.
IT'S CHILDREN.
Booboo Bot says CHICKEN IS AN
ANIMAL ON THE FARM.
Lukas says YES BUT THE PLURAL
OF CHILD IS CHILDREN.
Booboo Bot says "Two adults, two chicken."
Lukas says OKAY.
LET'S SKIP THAT ONE.
WHY DO I WEAR
BOOTS IN THE WINTER?
Booboo Bot says "For warm foots."
Lukas says NO, IT'S FEET.
Booboo Bot says "For feet foots."
Lukas says NO, I MEAN THE PLURAL
OF FOOT IS FEET.
NOT FOOTS.
Booboo Bot says "For feet feet."
Lukas says HMM.
WELL, SOMETHING'S
WRONG FOR SURE.
OH NO.
BOOBOO BOT, I FORGOT TO PROGRAM
THE WORDS THAT BREAK THE RULES.
LIKE PLURALS THAT
DON'T END IN S.
Booboo Bot says HUH?
BREAK THE RULES.
BREAK THE RULES.
BREAK THE RULES.
BREAK THE RULES.
AH, AH, AH...
Lukas says IT'S OKAY BOOBOO BOT.
HE LIKES TO FOLLOW RULES.
I GUESS HE'S NOT A PIRATE.
ARR.
Booboo Bot says YAR!
In animation, a grammar book closes on a pirate.
The pirate says UH-OH.
ARRR!
A girl in glasses says WHAT'S A PIRATE'S
FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
The animated pirate says "Art."
Lukas says WANNA MEET SOMEONE
WHO'S ALMOST LIKE A PIRATE?
Zoey says WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
SHE TURNS UPSIDE DOWN.
Lukas says HER FUNNY JOB
WON'T MAKE
YOU FROWN.
Zoey says PLEASE WELCOME
AMANDA MCQUEEN.
Amanda walks in the attic.
Amanda is in her thirties, with short curly brown hair and wears jeans and a white sweater.
She says HEY GUYS.
HOW YA DOING?
Zoey says HI AMANDA.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Lukas says DID YOU HURT YOURSELF?
NAH.
Amanda walks in with a crutch and says IT'S CRUTCH TIME AT THE OFFICE.
(LAUGHING)
Zoey says SO AMANDA, HOW IS DOING COMEDY
KIND OF LIKE BEING A PIRATE?
Amanda says IT'S A LITTLE BIT LIKE BEING
A PIRATE BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO
SURPRISE PEOPLE IN COMEDY,
RIGHT?
LIKE PIRATES WOULD SURPRISE
OTHER SHIPS WHEN THEY WANT IT TO
TAKE OVER, RIGHT?
THEY'D SNEAK UP ON THEM AND IN
COMEDY WHEN YOU TELL A JOKE YOU
MIGHT ASK A QUESTION AND THEN
SURPRISE PEOPLE WITH THE ANSWER.
LIKE HERE'S AN EXAMPLE, OKAY?
WHAT DID THE PIRATE
HAT SAY TO THE HOOK?
Zoey says YOU'RE LOOKING SHARP?
Amanda says THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Lukas says YOU'RE SUPER SHINY?
Amanda says THAT'S GOOD TOO.
Amanda says I WOULD SAY THE PIRATE HAT
SAID NOTHING BECAUSE PIRATE HATS
DON'T TALK.
Zoey says OH YEAH.
Amanda says SURPRISED?
Zoey says TRUE, TRUE, TRUE.
MAKES SENSE, YEAH.
Lukas says THAT DOES
MAKE SENSE.
Amanda says HAVE YOU EVER
DONE COMEDY?
Zoey says YEAH.
Lukas says SO, YOU KNOW, I SHOULD
TELL YOU A JOKE ABOUT
PLANES BUT,
ACTUALLY, IT
WOULD PROBABLY GO
OVER YOUR HEAD.
Zoey says OH NO.
SORRY ABOUT
THAT FIRST JOKE.
Lukas says IT WAS
KINDA "PLANE."
(LAUGHING)
Lukas says I GUESS THESE
JOKES AREN'T REALLY
TAKING OFF.
(LAUGHING)
Lukas says WITH THOSE FIRST
JOKES I WAS JUST
KIND OF WINGING IT.
Zoey says GEE, YOU CAN GO ON AND ON.
Lukas says I ONLY GOT ONE MORE
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
ALL THOSE JOKES FLEW BY
SO FAST.
Amanda says OH MAN.
YOU SHOULD
DO MY JOB.
Lukas says ARE THERE OTHER TRICKS IN COMEDY
TO CATCH PEOPLE BY SURPRISE?
Amanda says YEAH SURE.
THERE'S SOMETHING
CALLED MISDIRECTION.
SO THAT'S WHEN YOU START TELLING
A STORY TO THE AUDIENCE AND IT
LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING IN ONE
DIRECTION AND THEN YOU SWITCH
DIRECTIONS AT THE END.
SO THERE'S A BIG TWIST.
Zoey says SO IF LUKAS AND I
WERE GONNA DO A COMEDY
SHOW TOGETHER HOW WOULD
WE CATCH EACH
OTHER BY SURPRISE?
Amanda says I HAVE A REALLY GOOD GAME
FOR THAT ACTUALLY IT'S CALLED
REMEMBER THE TIME?
OKAY.
SO THE WAY THE GAME WORKS IS
I'LL SAY REMEMBER THE TIME?
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A A SUGGESTION
LIKE REMEMBER THE TIME YOU WENT
CAMPING TOGETHER?
OKAY?
AND THEN I'LL SAY AND THEN.
AND I'LL SHOW YOU AN IMAGE
AND YOU'LL CONTINUE THE STORY
INSPIRED BY THAT.
OKAY, LET'S TRY,
REMEMBER THE TIME THAT YOU TWO
WENT OUT ON A BIG VOYAGE IN THE
OCEAN?
AND THEN...
She shows them a picture of a pirate ship.
Lukas says AND THEN SAILED ACROSS
THE GREAT SEA AND THEN...
Zoey says WE SAW THIS HUGE GIGANTIC
BLUE WHALE AND THEN...
Lukas says AND THE THERE WAS A TRAMPOLINE
THAT BOUNCED OUR SHIP INTO THE
SKY AND THEN...
Zoey says AND THEN WE SAW THIS HUGE DUCK
LIKE A RUBBER DUCKY PRETENDING
TO FLOAT IN THIS REALLY CLOUDY
AND BUBBLY BATHTUB AND THEN...
Lukas says AND THEN WE GOT REALLY SICK SO
WE HAD TO USE OUR BARF BAG AND
THEN...
Zoey says WE USED A ROPE AND WE
CLIMBED ALL THE WAY BACK DOWN TO
THE SEA AND WE SWAM BACK TO
LAND AND THEN...
Lukas says MY ARM WAS MAGICALLY GONE SO I
HAD TO GET A HOOK AS A HAND AND
THEN...
Zoey says WE SAW THIS PIRATE AND HE SAID,
"ARE YOU LOOKING FOR BURIED
TREASURE" AND THEN...
Lukas says AND THEN WE FOUND THE CHEST FULL
OF GOLD AND WE SAILED AWAY.
PRETTY GOOD.
Zoey says THAT WAS FUN.
Zoey says YEAH.
Amanda says I USED TO USE THIS TO TRAIN FOR
IMPROV AND IT'S REALLY FUN IF
YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT
NERVOUS BEFORE A SHOW.
A caption reads "Improv= improvisation."
Amanda says YOU CAN DO IT WITH A FRIEND.
YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY GOOD AT IT.
SO ARE YOU TWO READY NOW TO TAKE
THE WORLD BY STORM WITH YOUR
COMEDY ACT?
Zoey says OH YEAH.
WELL, I GUESS
THAT MEANS YOU'RE
OFF THE HOOK.
(LAUGHING)
Booboo Bot says THANK YOU FUNNY AMANDA.
HAHA.
A girl in a white T-shirt says WHAT DID THE OCEAN
SAY TO THE PIRATE?
NOTHING.
IT JUST WAVED.
In colourful animated letters appears the title "The Wacky Challenge."
Zoey says IT'S THE WACKY
CHALLENGE WITH YOUR HOSTS ZOEY
AND LUKAS.
Zoey says AHOY AND WELCOME
TO TODAY'S RULE
BREAKING PIRATE CHALLENGE.
Lukas says LET'S CHECK IN
WITH OUR CHALLENGERS.
The challengers say AHOY!
Zoey says YO HO HO!
TODAY'S CHALLENGERS ARE LOGAN
AND LILY ON TEAM SEA SALTS.
Logan is around 11, with short wavy brown hair and wears black shorts, a blue T-shirt and a pirate headscarf.
Lily is around 11, with shoulder length straight red hair and wears red biker shorts, a blue T-shirt and a pirate headscarf.
Logan and Lily say ARRR, SEA SALTS!
Zoey says AND GRIFFIN AND
JUSTIN ON TEAM PEG LEG.
Griffin is around 12`and wears gray sweatpants, a red T-shirt and a pirate hat.
Justin is around 12, with wavy brown hair and wears blue sweatpants, a red T-shirt and a pirate hat.
Griffin and Justin say PEG LEG!
Lukas says YE PIRATES WILL BE
WALKING THE PLANK TODAY.
Zoey says YOUR CHALLENGE IS TO FIND THE
MISSING LETTERS IN A SENTENCE.
EVERY TIME YOU MESS UP YOU TAKE
A STEP FORWARD ON THE PLANK.
Lukas says IF YOU DON'T SOLVE THE SENTENCE
BEFORE REACHING THE END OF THE
PLANK, YE MUST DIVE INTO
SHARK INFESTED WATERS MATEYS.
The contestants say OH NO!
Logan says I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE.
Zoey says THE TEAM THAT SOLVES
THE MOST SENTENCES WINS.
SAIL HO!
Lukas says FIRST SENTENCE.
I.
The first sentence reads "P blank R blank blank blank S space blank R blank K blank space R blank blank blank S."
Zoey says TEAM SEA SALTS GETS A CORRECT
LETTER ON THEIR FIRST TRY.
Lily says I.
Justin says E.
Lukas says AND SO DOES TEAM PEG LEG.
THERE ARE 3 E'S
IN THAT SENTENCE.
Lily says T.
Zoey says YUP, THERE'S A T.
Justin says F.
Griffin says NO.
Zoey says AW, FIRST WRONG LETTER.
TEAM PEG LEG TAKES A
STEP FORWARD ON THE PLANK.
Justin says A.
Lukas says ANOTHER LETTER
FOR TEAM SEA SALT.
IMPRESSIVE.
Justin says U.
Zoey says TEAM PEG LEG GETS THE U.
GETTING CLOSE TO
SOLVING THE SENTENCE.
Lily says L.
Zoey says YES.
Justin says O.
Lukas says YES, ONLY ONE LETTER LEFT.
Lily says B.
Zoey says YES.
Lily says WOO-HOO!
Zoey says PIRATES BROKE RULES.
TEAM SEA SALTS SOLVED IT WITHOUT
TAKING ANY STEPS ON THE PLANK.
NEXT SENTENCE.
The next sentence reads "C blank blank T blank blank N space S blank blank blank K S blank M blank blank Y space blank blank N blank blank blank blank blank S."
Justin says CERTAIN.
Lukas says OH, BOLD MOVE BY TEAM PEG
LEG TRYING TO GUESS THE FIRST
WORD.
Griffin says CERTAIN, NO.
Zoey says THAT'S NOT IT.
PEG LEG IS ONE STEP
CLOSER TO THE EDGE.
Lily says LETTER A.
Zoey says WOW.
THERE ARE 6 A'S
IN THAT SENTENCE.
NICE ONE.
Lily says YES.
Justin says P.
Griffin says YUP.
Lily says MAYBE E.
Justin says I.
Griffin says YES.
Lily says U.
Zoey says MM-HMM.
Justin says D?
Griffin says NO.
Lukas says OH, SO CLOSE TO THE EDGE.
Lily says CAPTAIN SPEAKS
MANY LANGUAGES.
Logan says YAY.
Zoey says THEY DID IT.
HEY!
Logan says YES!
Griffin says NO.
Lukas says NEXT SENTENCE.
The sentence reads "T blank E I blank space L I blank E S blank blank E space blank N space D A blank blank E R."
Justin says A.
Lily says I'M GUESSING G.
Justin says H.
Lily says N.
Justin says E.
Zoey says WRONG GUESS.
THE SENTENCE WAS "THEIR LIVES
ARE IN DANGER" AND SPEAKING OF
DANGER.
Justin jumps in the tank and says OH NO.
THEY'RE BITING ME.
Lukas says TEAM SEA SALTS
AUTOMATICALLY GETS THE POINT.
Justin says ARR, MATEY, ARR.
Zoey says THEY'RE SWITCHING
PLACES NOW LUKAS.
Lukas says LET'S SEE HOW
THESE PIRATES DO.
HERE'S THEIR FIRST SENTENCE.
The sentence reads "W E space B blank R blank E D space blank blank E space blank R E blank blank blank R E."
Griffin says A.
Justin says YES.
Logan says H?
Lily says YES.
Griffin says WE BURIED THE TREASURE.
Justin says YES.
Zoey says WOW, TEAM PEG LEG SOLVED
THAT ONE SUPER FAST.
NEXT SENTENCE.
The sentence reads "W A blank blank H space O blank blank OR space M blank blank E."
Logan says B?
(MAKES BUZZER SOUND)
Lukas says OH, FIRST STEP FORWARD
FOR TEAM SEA SALTS.
Griffin Y?
Justin says OH NO.
Zoey says TEAM PEG LEG MOVES
FORWARD ON THE PLANK TOO.
Logan says C?
Griffin says T?
Justin says YES.
Logan says I?
Lily says YES.
Griffin says U?
Justin says LET'S GO.
Logan says F?
Lily says YES, WOOHOO!
Lukas says WATCH OUT FOR MICE.
THAT'S IT.
ONE LAST
SENTENCE TO GO.
The sentence reads "W blank space W blank L L space B blank space R blank blank H."
Griffin says D.
(MAKES BUZZER SOUND)
Zoey says TEAM PEG LEG IS VERY CLOSE
TO BECOMING SHARK FOOD.
Logan says Y?
(MAKES BUZZER SOUND)
Lukas says OH, TEAM SEA SALTS TOO.
Griffin says E.
Justin says YES!
Logan says WE WILL
BE RICH.
Lily says YES!
Justin says NO.
Griffin says WHY?
Zoey says AHOY MATEYS.
HERE ARE
THE RESULTS.
TEAM PEG LEG YOU
SOLVED 1 SENTENCE.
TEAM SEA SALTS YOU SOLVED
5 SO TEAM SEA SALTS WIN!
Logan says YAY!
Lukas says TEAM PEG LEG, YOU GET TO FEED
THE SHARKS.
Logan says CIAO FOR
NOW MATEY.
Justin jumps in the tank and says OH NO.
AH.
Logan says I'M GONNA DO THIS FOR FUN.
He jumps too and says WEE!
ARR.
Griffin says AHOY.
Logan says THIS IS FUN.
WEE.
A girl in a pink T-shirt says WHAT'S A PIRATE'S
FAVOURITE FOOD?
FISH 'N' SHIPS.
Zoey says THERE ARE A LOT OF
RULE BREAKING WORDS OUT THERE.
THE RULE BREAKERS ARE FUN.
THEY'RE LIKE THE
RAISINS IN RAISIN BREAD.
WITHOUT THEM IT'S JUST BREAD.
Booboo Bot says YAR!
FUNNY, HA HA HA.
Zoey says PLUS, EVERY YEAR ABOUT 1000 NEW
WORDS GET ADDED TO THE
DICTIONARY AND I BET A LOT OF
THOSE ARE PROBABLY RULE
BREAKERS.
YAR!
A girl with long brown hair says IF YOU WERE HAPPY AND
TIRED YOU COULD BE, TAPPY?
A girl in glasses says HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO SAY
TUMMY OR STOMACH AND YOU'VE
NEVER KNOWN WHICH ONE?
JUST SAY STUMMY.
PLUP.
A boy in a flannel shirt says IT'S A CUP AND A PLATE.
VERY USEFUL AT DINNER TIME.
A girl in a pink T-shirt says PUPPYCORN BECAUSE I
LOVE PUPPIES AND UNICORNS.
A boy in a gray sweatshirt says A PIE AND A CAKE
WOULD BE A CAPIE.
A girl in a denim jacket says HAMRIES.
THAT'S WHEN YOU ORDER
A HAMBURGER AND FRIES.
A girl in a gray sweatshirt says LOUGH.
WHEN YOU LAUGH AND
COUGH AT THE SAME TIME.
The boy in the gray sweatshirt says A CROSS BETWEEN A PORCUPINE AND
A WALRUS WOULD BE A PORCURUS.
A girl in a coral shirt says SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS, SPALLS.
A boy in a checker shirt says AN APPLE AND A
BANANA WOULD BE A BAPPLE.
A girl in a bright yellow sweater says INSTEAD OF PUTTING ALL YOUR
CLOTHES IN A WARDROBE JUST PUT
IT ON A CHAIR.
CHAIRDROBE.
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
Pirate Zoey says AHOY ME HEARTIES.
OUR RULE BREAKING
PIRATE ADVENTURE BE OVER.
Pirate Lukas says CAPTAIN ZOEY, WHAT
KIND OF SANDWICH
DO PIRATES EAT?
Zoey says WHAT KIND?
Lukas says PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLYFISH.
Zoey laughs, plays the ukulele and says SO THAT'S
OUR SHOW.
IT'S TIME
TO GO.
WE HOPE YOU
HAD SOME FUN.
Lukas says WITH RULE BREAKING WORDS
AND PIRATES WITH BIRDS.
Zoey says AND NOW OUR SHOW IS DONE.
Booboo Bot says YAR!
Music plays as the end credits roll.
Zoe sings a song that says I CAN SOUND LIKE
AN E WHEN I'M HAP-HAPPY.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
I CAN SOUND LIKE AN
I WHEN I'M IN SKY.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
I DON'T FOLLOW JUST ONE
RULE WHEN I'M IN A WORD.
I LIKE TO BE FREE
JUST LIKE A BIRD.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
NO WAY.
Logo: Apartment 11 Productions.
Copyright 2019, Bing Productions Inc.
Zoey is in her early teens, with long wavy brown hair and wears red trousers, a printed yellow shirt and a denim jacket.
As colourful animated letters form the name "The Wacky Word Show," a song plays that says IT'S THE WACKY WACKY WORD
SHOW.
THE WACKY WACKY WORD SHOW.
THE WACKY WORD SHOW.
SO WACKY.
Zoey and Lukas dance in the attic.
Lukas is around 11, with short straight brown hair and wears jeans and a gray and greens sweater.
Zoey says IT'S ME ZOEY.
Lukas says I'M LUKAS.
Zoey says WE PLAY WITH WORDS.
In animation, a dictionary walks around the Earth as Lukas and Zoey dance on the Moon.
Lukas says HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
Zoey says ON THE WACKY WORD
SHOW FUN IS NUMBER 1.
As they play the ukulele, animate musical notes come out and the word "Fun" appears in colourful animated letters.
Zoey says NOW WE LOVE BOOKS AND
STORIES.
Lukas jumps inside a dictionary and Zoey closes it.
Lukas says MAKE STUFF UP THAT'S
WHAT WE DO.
Zoey says DID WE MENTION ACTING
WACKY?
They both say YEAH WE DO THAT TOO.
Zoey says WE GOT TONS OF
GUESTS AND BOOBOO BOT.
Different kids appear on several screens.
Booboo Bot is a robot made out of an old typewriter as the body and a tablet as the head.
Lukas says GAMES AND JOKES WITH
YOU.
The song continues IT'S THE WACKY WACKY WORD
SHOW.
THE WACKY WACKY WORD SHOW.
THE WACKY WORD SHOW.
HERE WE GO.
Lukas and Zoey run along with the animated letters.
The song continues THE WACKY WORD SHOW.
SO WACKY!
Dressed as a pirate, Lukas says AHOY MATEYS AND A YO HO
HO.
WE BE PIRATES FROM
A LAND FAR AWAY.
Zoey says YAR.
IT WAS PIRATE DAY
AT THE LIBRARY AND
WE GOT PIRATE TREASURE.
Lukas takes a book out of a bag and says SHIVER ME TIMBERS.
THIS HERE BE A STORY.
Zoey says FOR YOU TO READ
YE SALTY SEA BASS.
Lukas says HEY.
WHY DOES IT TAKE PIRATES SO
LONG TO LEARN THE ALPHABET?
Zoey says WHY?
Lukas says BECAUSE THEY SPEND YEARS AT C.
GET IT?
THE LETTER C?
HA HA HA HA HA.
HAHA.
Zoey says I WONDER IF PIRATES
READ BOOKS?
Lukas says PIRATES READING
BOOKS ABOUT PIRATES?
An animated pirate says ARRR!
Lukas says NOW THAT
WOULD BE FUNNY.
Zoey says FOR SURE.
I MEAN THERE'S OVER A MILLION
WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Lukas says MOST WORDS FOLLOW
RULES IN THEY WAY
THEY'RE SPELLED OR SOUND.
zBUT FOR EVERY RULE THERE ARE
SO MANY EXCEPTIONS IT'S CRAZY.
LIKE YOU CAN HAVE THE SAME
LETTER AND NOT THE SAME SOUND OR
THE SAME SOUND AND
NOT THE SAME LETTER.
A robot says BOOBOO BOT CONFUSED.
CONFUSED.
A caption reads "Big, bigger, biggest."
Lukas says MAKES SENSE RIGHT?
BUT IT'S NOT GOOD,
GOODER OR GOODEST.
IT'S GOOD,
BETTER, BEST.
The caption changes to "Rule breaker!"
Lukas says LIKE A PIRATE.
Zoey says IT'S LIKE Y.
YEAH?
REALLY, WHY?
I MEAN Y.
Lukas says THAT'S WHAT I ASKED, WHY?
Zoey says WHY WHAT?
Lukas says YOU ASKED WHY.
Zoey says I DIDN'T ASK ANYTHING.
Lukas says BUT YOU JUST SAID LIKE WHY?
Zoey says EXACTLY, LIKE Y.
Lukas says SO YOU DID ASK WHY?
Zoey says THE LETTER Y.
Lukas says BUT WHY Y?
(LAUGHING)
Zoey says THE LETTER Y DOESN'T
ALWAYS FOLLOW ONE RULE.
IT'S SUPER FLEXIBLE AND CAN
SOUND LIKE WHATEVER IT WANTS.
Lukas says LET'S GET THIS RULE
BREAKING SHOW STARTED.
They both say YAR!
A giant letter Y appears.
Zoey sings a song that says I CAN SOUND LIKE
AN E WHEN I'M HAP-HAPPY.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
I CAN SOUND LIKE AN
I WHEN I'M IN SKY.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
I DON'T FOLLOW JUST ONE
RULE WHEN I'M IN A WORD.
I LIKE TO BE FREE
JUST LIKE A BIRD.
I CAN EVEN SOUND
LIKE A SO HEY HEY HEY.
IN A SYMBOL I'M LIKE
I IN A DIFFERENT WAY.
THEN THERE'S YOU
AND YUCK AND YARD.
SO CAN I JUST SAY.
THERE'S NO SIMPLE RULE.
NO WAY.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
NO WAY.
Zoey says I'M A PIRATE.
YAR.
At a beach, Zoey says I'VE A MESSAGE FROM
AFAR MY PRECIOUS POLLY.
The caption changes to "I heard my beard is growing long."
Zoey says MY BIRD?
WHAT DOES THAT
STRANGER KNOW ABOUT MY BIRD?
Lukas says HIS BEARD
IS LEGENDARY.
At the attic, Lukas says ISN'T IT STRANGE THAT BEARD IS
SPELLED WITH EA BUT SOUNDS LIKE
EE AS IN FEET?
BUT EA IN THE WORD HEARD
SOUNDS LIKE I IN BIRD.
Booboo bot says BOOBOO BOT STILL CONFUSED.
The caption changes to "Your words caused laughter in my daughter.
At the beach, Lukas says BLIMEY.
WHAT IS A DAFTER?
Zoey says I HOPE MY DAUGHTER
LAUGHS AT THIS ONE TOO.
The caption changes to "I have gone through enough."
Zoey says SHIVER ME TIMBERS POLLY.
I THINK THIS PIRATE IS
MAKING UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE.
WHAT DOES I HAVE GONE
THRUFF ENOUGH EVEN MEAN?
L I'M THROUGH
WITH HIM.
Lukas says THE GH IN LAUGHTER
IS PRONOUNCED F.
BUT DAUGHTER IS NOT
PRONOUNCED DAFTER.
SAME GOES FOR THE GH IN THROUGH.
IT'S NOT PRONOUNCED THRUFF.
Booboo bot says THAT'S ENOUGH.
Lukas says DO YOU GUYS KNOW ANY
RULE BREAKING WORDS?
A girl with curly hair pops up on a screen behind him and says SWEAT AND WET SOUND THE SAME
BUT SWEAT HAS AND A IN IT.
A girl with straight brown hair says TOOTH PLURAL ISN'T
TOOTHS IT'S TEETH.
A boy in a checker shirt says THE WORD MOOSE WHEN YOU MAKE IT
PLURAL IT SOUNDS THE SAME LIKE
MOOSE.
THERE IS ONE MOOSE OR
THERE ARE TWO MOOSE.
A boy with straight blond hair says THE WORD COULD BUT IT SOUNDS
LIKE WOOD EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT
SPELLED THE SAME.
A girl with wavy brown hair says OH SPAGHETTI BECAUSE I THINK
THERE'S A SILENT H AFTER THE G.
CELLO BECAUSE IT
DOESN'T HAVE AN H.
A girl in a blue sweater says IT'S JUST C-E-L-L-O.
Lukas says SPELLING WOULD BE A LOT EASIER
IF IT ALWAYS FOLLOWED THE SAME
RULES.
WHY DO WE SAY
KNIFE AND NOT K-NIFE?
WHEN THE WORD STARTS
WITH A K AS IN KOOKY.
ONCE UPON A TIME THEY DID
PRONOUNCE THE K AND A LOT OF
WORDS SOUNDED REALLY DIFFERENT.
At a crime scene, Detective Zoey says ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO OVER THIS AGAIN.
WHO DID YOU SEE?
Witness Lukas says THE K-NIGHT.
Zoey says OKAY, A MR. K-NIGHT.
Lukas says HE K-NOCKED ON THE
DOOR WITH HIS K-NIFE.
Zoey says WAIT, WHAT?
WHO IS THIS MR.
K-NIGHT ANYWAYS?
Lukas says I DO NOT K-NOW.
Zoey says BARNES.
BRING ME
SOME WATER.
MY STOMACH IS
IN K-NOTS.
I MEAN KNOTS.
UGH.
At the attic, Zoey says I WAS WONDERING WHY SO MANY
WORDS DON'T SOUND THE WAY
THEY'RE SPELLED.
IT TURNS OUT THAT ENGLISH
HAS CHANGED A LOT OVER TIME.
LOOK AT THIS WRITING FROM
A FEW HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
I CAN'T EVEN FIGURE
OUT WHAT IT SAYS.
IT'S CALLED OLD ENGLISH.
BACK THEN THE SAME WORD COULD
HAVE MORE THAN ONE SPELLING TOO
BUT THEN WHEN THEY
INVENTED A MACHINE TO PRINT...
Booboo Bot says OOH.
BOOBOO BOT LOVES MACHINES.
Zoey says THEY HAD TO STICK TO ONE
SPELLING OF EACH WORD.
AT THE SAME TIME PEOPLE WERE
STARTING TO PRONOUNCE WORDS
DIFFERENTLY TOO SO INSTEAD OF A
K-NOCK K-NOCK JOKE IT WAS KNOCK
KNOCK.
Lukas says WHO'S THERE?
Zoey says I'M TALKING ABOUT OLD ENGLISH.
Lukas says OLD ENGLISH WHO?
Zoey says NEVER MIND.
BY THAT TIME SPELLING WAS
ALREADY DECIDED SO IT STAYED.
ENGLISH ALSO PICKED UP WORDS
FROM OTHER LANGUAGES LIKE LATIN,
FRENCH AND GERMAN BUT WE SPELLED
AND PRONOUNCED THEM OUR OWN WAY.
THAT'S WHY A LOT OF
WORDS BREAK THE RULES.
KIND OF LIKE PIRATES
EXCEPT PIRATES DID BAD THINGS.
IT'S FUN TO DRESS UP LIKE ONE
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND
THOSE REAL LIFE PIRATES
FROM HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO.
ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY
HARDLY EVER WASHED.
THEIR FAVOURITE
LETTERS WERE P-U.
Pirate Lukas says THE SEA IS FOR MY
SHIP NOT BATHING.
Flies fly around him.
He says YAR.
Back in the attic, Zoey says WELCOME TO SHIPWRECKERS.
THE GAME SHOW WHERE SHIPS ARE
WRECKED AND PIRATES COLLECT.
COMPETING TODAY ARE SIENA AND
LILYA ON TEAM BUCCANEERS.
Siena is around 10, with shoulder length straight light brown hair in a half ponytail. She wears a floral blouse.
Lilya is around 12, with shoulder length straight blond hair in a half-do. She wears a blue shirt.
Zoey says AND NICOLAS AND CASHEL
ON TEAM SHIPSHAPE.
Nicolas is around 12, with short brown hair and wears a printed shirt.
Cashel is around 10, with short brown hair and wears a blue sweater.
YOUR GOAL IS TO ELIMINATE AS
MANY OF YOUR COMPETITORS PIRATE
SHIPS AS POSSIBLE.
ARRR YOU GUYS READY TO WRECK?
The contestants say ARR.
Zoey says YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL ME WHICH
VERB'S A RULE BREAKER WHEN IT'S
IN THE PAST TENSE, LIKE TODAY I
START A NEW GAME AND YESTERDAY I
STARTED A NEW BOOK.
YOU JUST ADD ED TO
MAKE IT PAST TENSE.
EASY PEASY RIGHT?
The contestants say RIGHT.
YEAH.
Zoey says BUT YESTERDAY I DIDN'T
DRINKED JUICE I DRANK JUICE.
DRINK IS A RULE BREAKING VERB.
GOT IT?
The contestants say GOT IT.
Zoey says TEAM BUCCANEERS YOU'RE UP
FIRST.
YOUR 3 VERBS ARE
GO, WORK AND HELP.
WHICH ONE'S THE
RULE BREAKING VERB?
Lilya says UM.
SO GO IS I WENT.
WORK IS I WORKED
AND HELP IS I HELPED
SO IT'S GO.
Zoey says CORRECT.
ALL RIGHT TEAM SHIPSHAPE YOUR
3 VERBS ARE IMPROVE, START AND
FORGET.
IMPROVE IS I
IMPROVED.
THEN THERE'S I
STARTED AND I FORGOT.
SO IT'S FORGET.
FORGET?
Cashel says FORGET.
Zoey says CORRECT.
YES.
Zoey says IT'S NOT FORGETTED.
COLLECT, SWIM AND ENJOY.
Lilya says COLLECT IS
I COLLECTED.
AND SWIM IS I
SWAM AND I ENJOYED.
SO IT'S SWIM.
Zoey says CORRECT.
GOOD JOB.
NEXT ONE IS TEACH, LOVE, ARRIVE.
WELL, IT'S I
TAUGHT NOT I TEACHED.
The boys say I LOVED AND I ARRIVED.
SO IT MUST BE TEACH.
Zoey says GOOD JOB.
THAT'S ANOTHER ONE.
YOU'VE EACH WRECKED 2 SHIPS.
WHAT A CLOSE GAME.
REMEMBER, EXPLAIN AND FREEZE.
Siena says REMEMBER IS I REMEMBERED.
Lilya says EXPLAIN IS EXPLAINED.
SO THEN FREEZE
IS FROZE.
Siena says I FROZE.
Lilya says YEAH.
They both say SO IT'S FREEZE.
Zoey says GOOD JOB.
BREAK, CRASH, AND SCRATCH.
The boys say I THINK IT'S BREAK
BECAUSE I BROKE.
BREAK.
Zoey says GOOD JOB.
THAT'S ANOTHER ONE.
WANT, BRING AND PUSH.
Siena says WANT IS I WANTED.
Lilya says YEAH.
Siena says BRING WAS I BROUGHT
AND PUSH WAS I PUSHED.
The girls say PUSHED.
YEAH SO BRING.
Zoey says GOOD JOB.
TEAM SHIPSHAPE, IF YOU DON'T
GET THIS LAST ONE YOUR OPPONENTS
WILL WIN.
ASK, THROW AND PLAY.
Nicolas says I THINK IT'S THROW
BECAUSE IT'S I THREW.
Cashel says I THREW, YEAH.
Zoey says NICE.
Booboo Bot says GAME OVER.
Zoey says WELL, GOOD JOB GUYS.
IT'S A TIE.
WHO SAID PIRATES WEREN'T SMART?
YOU DIDN'T MISS A THING.
WELL, YOU GUYS ARE BOTH WINNERS
AND YOU GET TO SHARE THE LOOT.
They all say YAR!
YAR!
An animated pirate says NOW I'LL KNOW WHAT
ALL THE RULES ARRR!
HAHA.
A giant grammar book falls on the pirate ship.
The pirate says UH-OH.
The pirate sinks and says ARR.
BLUP, BLUP, BLUP...
Booboo Bot says BOOBOO BOT,
BOOBOO BOT.
BOOBOO BOT,
BOOBOO BOT.
Lukas says I'VE BEEN PROGRAMMING BOOBOO
BOT TO SAY LOTS MORE WORDS.
HE CAN EVEN ANSWER
MORE QUESTIONS NOW.
CHECK THIS.
Booboo Bot says BOOBOO BOT, HOW MANY TICKETS DID
I BUY FOR THE MOVIES TONIGHT?
Lukas says NO, NO.
IT'S NOT CHILDS.
IT'S CHILDREN.
Booboo Bot says CHICKEN IS AN
ANIMAL ON THE FARM.
Lukas says YES BUT THE PLURAL
OF CHILD IS CHILDREN.
Booboo Bot says "Two adults, two chicken."
Lukas says OKAY.
LET'S SKIP THAT ONE.
WHY DO I WEAR
BOOTS IN THE WINTER?
Booboo Bot says "For warm foots."
Lukas says NO, IT'S FEET.
Booboo Bot says "For feet foots."
Lukas says NO, I MEAN THE PLURAL
OF FOOT IS FEET.
NOT FOOTS.
Booboo Bot says "For feet feet."
Lukas says HMM.
WELL, SOMETHING'S
WRONG FOR SURE.
OH NO.
BOOBOO BOT, I FORGOT TO PROGRAM
THE WORDS THAT BREAK THE RULES.
LIKE PLURALS THAT
DON'T END IN S.
Booboo Bot says HUH?
BREAK THE RULES.
BREAK THE RULES.
BREAK THE RULES.
BREAK THE RULES.
AH, AH, AH...
Lukas says IT'S OKAY BOOBOO BOT.
HE LIKES TO FOLLOW RULES.
I GUESS HE'S NOT A PIRATE.
ARR.
Booboo Bot says YAR!
In animation, a grammar book closes on a pirate.
The pirate says UH-OH.
ARRR!
A girl in glasses says WHAT'S A PIRATE'S
FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
The animated pirate says "Art."
Lukas says WANNA MEET SOMEONE
WHO'S ALMOST LIKE A PIRATE?
Zoey says WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
SHE TURNS UPSIDE DOWN.
Lukas says HER FUNNY JOB
WON'T MAKE
YOU FROWN.
Zoey says PLEASE WELCOME
AMANDA MCQUEEN.
Amanda walks in the attic.
Amanda is in her thirties, with short curly brown hair and wears jeans and a white sweater.
She says HEY GUYS.
HOW YA DOING?
Zoey says HI AMANDA.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Lukas says DID YOU HURT YOURSELF?
NAH.
Amanda walks in with a crutch and says IT'S CRUTCH TIME AT THE OFFICE.
(LAUGHING)
Zoey says SO AMANDA, HOW IS DOING COMEDY
KIND OF LIKE BEING A PIRATE?
Amanda says IT'S A LITTLE BIT LIKE BEING
A PIRATE BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO
SURPRISE PEOPLE IN COMEDY,
RIGHT?
LIKE PIRATES WOULD SURPRISE
OTHER SHIPS WHEN THEY WANT IT TO
TAKE OVER, RIGHT?
THEY'D SNEAK UP ON THEM AND IN
COMEDY WHEN YOU TELL A JOKE YOU
MIGHT ASK A QUESTION AND THEN
SURPRISE PEOPLE WITH THE ANSWER.
LIKE HERE'S AN EXAMPLE, OKAY?
WHAT DID THE PIRATE
HAT SAY TO THE HOOK?
Zoey says YOU'RE LOOKING SHARP?
Amanda says THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Lukas says YOU'RE SUPER SHINY?
Amanda says THAT'S GOOD TOO.
Amanda says I WOULD SAY THE PIRATE HAT
SAID NOTHING BECAUSE PIRATE HATS
DON'T TALK.
Zoey says OH YEAH.
Amanda says SURPRISED?
Zoey says TRUE, TRUE, TRUE.
MAKES SENSE, YEAH.
Lukas says THAT DOES
MAKE SENSE.
Amanda says HAVE YOU EVER
DONE COMEDY?
Zoey says YEAH.
Lukas says SO, YOU KNOW, I SHOULD
TELL YOU A JOKE ABOUT
PLANES BUT,
ACTUALLY, IT
WOULD PROBABLY GO
OVER YOUR HEAD.
Zoey says OH NO.
SORRY ABOUT
THAT FIRST JOKE.
Lukas says IT WAS
KINDA "PLANE."
(LAUGHING)
Lukas says I GUESS THESE
JOKES AREN'T REALLY
TAKING OFF.
(LAUGHING)
Lukas says WITH THOSE FIRST
JOKES I WAS JUST
KIND OF WINGING IT.
Zoey says GEE, YOU CAN GO ON AND ON.
Lukas says I ONLY GOT ONE MORE
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
ALL THOSE JOKES FLEW BY
SO FAST.
Amanda says OH MAN.
YOU SHOULD
DO MY JOB.
Lukas says ARE THERE OTHER TRICKS IN COMEDY
TO CATCH PEOPLE BY SURPRISE?
Amanda says YEAH SURE.
THERE'S SOMETHING
CALLED MISDIRECTION.
SO THAT'S WHEN YOU START TELLING
A STORY TO THE AUDIENCE AND IT
LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING IN ONE
DIRECTION AND THEN YOU SWITCH
DIRECTIONS AT THE END.
SO THERE'S A BIG TWIST.
Zoey says SO IF LUKAS AND I
WERE GONNA DO A COMEDY
SHOW TOGETHER HOW WOULD
WE CATCH EACH
OTHER BY SURPRISE?
Amanda says I HAVE A REALLY GOOD GAME
FOR THAT ACTUALLY IT'S CALLED
REMEMBER THE TIME?
OKAY.
SO THE WAY THE GAME WORKS IS
I'LL SAY REMEMBER THE TIME?
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A A SUGGESTION
LIKE REMEMBER THE TIME YOU WENT
CAMPING TOGETHER?
OKAY?
AND THEN I'LL SAY AND THEN.
AND I'LL SHOW YOU AN IMAGE
AND YOU'LL CONTINUE THE STORY
INSPIRED BY THAT.
OKAY, LET'S TRY,
REMEMBER THE TIME THAT YOU TWO
WENT OUT ON A BIG VOYAGE IN THE
OCEAN?
AND THEN...
She shows them a picture of a pirate ship.
Lukas says AND THEN SAILED ACROSS
THE GREAT SEA AND THEN...
Zoey says WE SAW THIS HUGE GIGANTIC
BLUE WHALE AND THEN...
Lukas says AND THE THERE WAS A TRAMPOLINE
THAT BOUNCED OUR SHIP INTO THE
SKY AND THEN...
Zoey says AND THEN WE SAW THIS HUGE DUCK
LIKE A RUBBER DUCKY PRETENDING
TO FLOAT IN THIS REALLY CLOUDY
AND BUBBLY BATHTUB AND THEN...
Lukas says AND THEN WE GOT REALLY SICK SO
WE HAD TO USE OUR BARF BAG AND
THEN...
Zoey says WE USED A ROPE AND WE
CLIMBED ALL THE WAY BACK DOWN TO
THE SEA AND WE SWAM BACK TO
LAND AND THEN...
Lukas says MY ARM WAS MAGICALLY GONE SO I
HAD TO GET A HOOK AS A HAND AND
THEN...
Zoey says WE SAW THIS PIRATE AND HE SAID,
"ARE YOU LOOKING FOR BURIED
TREASURE" AND THEN...
Lukas says AND THEN WE FOUND THE CHEST FULL
OF GOLD AND WE SAILED AWAY.
PRETTY GOOD.
Zoey says THAT WAS FUN.
Zoey says YEAH.
Amanda says I USED TO USE THIS TO TRAIN FOR
IMPROV AND IT'S REALLY FUN IF
YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT
NERVOUS BEFORE A SHOW.
A caption reads "Improv= improvisation."
Amanda says YOU CAN DO IT WITH A FRIEND.
YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY GOOD AT IT.
SO ARE YOU TWO READY NOW TO TAKE
THE WORLD BY STORM WITH YOUR
COMEDY ACT?
Zoey says OH YEAH.
WELL, I GUESS
THAT MEANS YOU'RE
OFF THE HOOK.
(LAUGHING)
Booboo Bot says THANK YOU FUNNY AMANDA.
HAHA.
A girl in a white T-shirt says WHAT DID THE OCEAN
SAY TO THE PIRATE?
NOTHING.
IT JUST WAVED.
In colourful animated letters appears the title "The Wacky Challenge."
Zoey says IT'S THE WACKY
CHALLENGE WITH YOUR HOSTS ZOEY
AND LUKAS.
Zoey says AHOY AND WELCOME
TO TODAY'S RULE
BREAKING PIRATE CHALLENGE.
Lukas says LET'S CHECK IN
WITH OUR CHALLENGERS.
The challengers say AHOY!
Zoey says YO HO HO!
TODAY'S CHALLENGERS ARE LOGAN
AND LILY ON TEAM SEA SALTS.
Logan is around 11, with short wavy brown hair and wears black shorts, a blue T-shirt and a pirate headscarf.
Lily is around 11, with shoulder length straight red hair and wears red biker shorts, a blue T-shirt and a pirate headscarf.
Logan and Lily say ARRR, SEA SALTS!
Zoey says AND GRIFFIN AND
JUSTIN ON TEAM PEG LEG.
Griffin is around 12`and wears gray sweatpants, a red T-shirt and a pirate hat.
Justin is around 12, with wavy brown hair and wears blue sweatpants, a red T-shirt and a pirate hat.
Griffin and Justin say PEG LEG!
Lukas says YE PIRATES WILL BE
WALKING THE PLANK TODAY.
Zoey says YOUR CHALLENGE IS TO FIND THE
MISSING LETTERS IN A SENTENCE.
EVERY TIME YOU MESS UP YOU TAKE
A STEP FORWARD ON THE PLANK.
Lukas says IF YOU DON'T SOLVE THE SENTENCE
BEFORE REACHING THE END OF THE
PLANK, YE MUST DIVE INTO
SHARK INFESTED WATERS MATEYS.
The contestants say OH NO!
Logan says I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE.
Zoey says THE TEAM THAT SOLVES
THE MOST SENTENCES WINS.
SAIL HO!
Lukas says FIRST SENTENCE.
I.
The first sentence reads "P blank R blank blank blank S space blank R blank K blank space R blank blank blank S."
Zoey says TEAM SEA SALTS GETS A CORRECT
LETTER ON THEIR FIRST TRY.
Lily says I.
Justin says E.
Lukas says AND SO DOES TEAM PEG LEG.
THERE ARE 3 E'S
IN THAT SENTENCE.
Lily says T.
Zoey says YUP, THERE'S A T.
Justin says F.
Griffin says NO.
Zoey says AW, FIRST WRONG LETTER.
TEAM PEG LEG TAKES A
STEP FORWARD ON THE PLANK.
Justin says A.
Lukas says ANOTHER LETTER
FOR TEAM SEA SALT.
IMPRESSIVE.
Justin says U.
Zoey says TEAM PEG LEG GETS THE U.
GETTING CLOSE TO
SOLVING THE SENTENCE.
Lily says L.
Zoey says YES.
Justin says O.
Lukas says YES, ONLY ONE LETTER LEFT.
Lily says B.
Zoey says YES.
Lily says WOO-HOO!
Zoey says PIRATES BROKE RULES.
TEAM SEA SALTS SOLVED IT WITHOUT
TAKING ANY STEPS ON THE PLANK.
NEXT SENTENCE.
The next sentence reads "C blank blank T blank blank N space S blank blank blank K S blank M blank blank Y space blank blank N blank blank blank blank blank S."
Justin says CERTAIN.
Lukas says OH, BOLD MOVE BY TEAM PEG
LEG TRYING TO GUESS THE FIRST
WORD.
Griffin says CERTAIN, NO.
Zoey says THAT'S NOT IT.
PEG LEG IS ONE STEP
CLOSER TO THE EDGE.
Lily says LETTER A.
Zoey says WOW.
THERE ARE 6 A'S
IN THAT SENTENCE.
NICE ONE.
Lily says YES.
Justin says P.
Griffin says YUP.
Lily says MAYBE E.
Justin says I.
Griffin says YES.
Lily says U.
Zoey says MM-HMM.
Justin says D?
Griffin says NO.
Lukas says OH, SO CLOSE TO THE EDGE.
Lily says CAPTAIN SPEAKS
MANY LANGUAGES.
Logan says YAY.
Zoey says THEY DID IT.
HEY!
Logan says YES!
Griffin says NO.
Lukas says NEXT SENTENCE.
The sentence reads "T blank E I blank space L I blank E S blank blank E space blank N space D A blank blank E R."
Justin says A.
Lily says I'M GUESSING G.
Justin says H.
Lily says N.
Justin says E.
Zoey says WRONG GUESS.
THE SENTENCE WAS "THEIR LIVES
ARE IN DANGER" AND SPEAKING OF
DANGER.
Justin jumps in the tank and says OH NO.
THEY'RE BITING ME.
Lukas says TEAM SEA SALTS
AUTOMATICALLY GETS THE POINT.
Justin says ARR, MATEY, ARR.
Zoey says THEY'RE SWITCHING
PLACES NOW LUKAS.
Lukas says LET'S SEE HOW
THESE PIRATES DO.
HERE'S THEIR FIRST SENTENCE.
The sentence reads "W E space B blank R blank E D space blank blank E space blank R E blank blank blank R E."
Griffin says A.
Justin says YES.
Logan says H?
Lily says YES.
Griffin says WE BURIED THE TREASURE.
Justin says YES.
Zoey says WOW, TEAM PEG LEG SOLVED
THAT ONE SUPER FAST.
NEXT SENTENCE.
The sentence reads "W A blank blank H space O blank blank OR space M blank blank E."
Logan says B?
(MAKES BUZZER SOUND)
Lukas says OH, FIRST STEP FORWARD
FOR TEAM SEA SALTS.
Griffin Y?
Justin says OH NO.
Zoey says TEAM PEG LEG MOVES
FORWARD ON THE PLANK TOO.
Logan says C?
Griffin says T?
Justin says YES.
Logan says I?
Lily says YES.
Griffin says U?
Justin says LET'S GO.
Logan says F?
Lily says YES, WOOHOO!
Lukas says WATCH OUT FOR MICE.
THAT'S IT.
ONE LAST
SENTENCE TO GO.
The sentence reads "W blank space W blank L L space B blank space R blank blank H."
Griffin says D.
(MAKES BUZZER SOUND)
Zoey says TEAM PEG LEG IS VERY CLOSE
TO BECOMING SHARK FOOD.
Logan says Y?
(MAKES BUZZER SOUND)
Lukas says OH, TEAM SEA SALTS TOO.
Griffin says E.
Justin says YES!
Logan says WE WILL
BE RICH.
Lily says YES!
Justin says NO.
Griffin says WHY?
Zoey says AHOY MATEYS.
HERE ARE
THE RESULTS.
TEAM PEG LEG YOU
SOLVED 1 SENTENCE.
TEAM SEA SALTS YOU SOLVED
5 SO TEAM SEA SALTS WIN!
Logan says YAY!
Lukas says TEAM PEG LEG, YOU GET TO FEED
THE SHARKS.
Logan says CIAO FOR
NOW MATEY.
Justin jumps in the tank and says OH NO.
AH.
Logan says I'M GONNA DO THIS FOR FUN.
He jumps too and says WEE!
ARR.
Griffin says AHOY.
Logan says THIS IS FUN.
WEE.
A girl in a pink T-shirt says WHAT'S A PIRATE'S
FAVOURITE FOOD?
FISH 'N' SHIPS.
Zoey says THERE ARE A LOT OF
RULE BREAKING WORDS OUT THERE.
THE RULE BREAKERS ARE FUN.
THEY'RE LIKE THE
RAISINS IN RAISIN BREAD.
WITHOUT THEM IT'S JUST BREAD.
Booboo Bot says YAR!
FUNNY, HA HA HA.
Zoey says PLUS, EVERY YEAR ABOUT 1000 NEW
WORDS GET ADDED TO THE
DICTIONARY AND I BET A LOT OF
THOSE ARE PROBABLY RULE
BREAKERS.
YAR!
A girl with long brown hair says IF YOU WERE HAPPY AND
TIRED YOU COULD BE, TAPPY?
A girl in glasses says HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO SAY
TUMMY OR STOMACH AND YOU'VE
NEVER KNOWN WHICH ONE?
JUST SAY STUMMY.
PLUP.
A boy in a flannel shirt says IT'S A CUP AND A PLATE.
VERY USEFUL AT DINNER TIME.
A girl in a pink T-shirt says PUPPYCORN BECAUSE I
LOVE PUPPIES AND UNICORNS.
A boy in a gray sweatshirt says A PIE AND A CAKE
WOULD BE A CAPIE.
A girl in a denim jacket says HAMRIES.
THAT'S WHEN YOU ORDER
A HAMBURGER AND FRIES.
A girl in a gray sweatshirt says LOUGH.
WHEN YOU LAUGH AND
COUGH AT THE SAME TIME.
The boy in the gray sweatshirt says A CROSS BETWEEN A PORCUPINE AND
A WALRUS WOULD BE A PORCURUS.
A girl in a coral shirt says SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS, SPALLS.
A boy in a checker shirt says AN APPLE AND A
BANANA WOULD BE A BAPPLE.
A girl in a bright yellow sweater says INSTEAD OF PUTTING ALL YOUR
CLOTHES IN A WARDROBE JUST PUT
IT ON A CHAIR.
CHAIRDROBE.
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
Pirate Zoey says AHOY ME HEARTIES.
OUR RULE BREAKING
PIRATE ADVENTURE BE OVER.
Pirate Lukas says CAPTAIN ZOEY, WHAT
KIND OF SANDWICH
DO PIRATES EAT?
Zoey says WHAT KIND?
Lukas says PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLYFISH.
Zoey laughs, plays the ukulele and says SO THAT'S
OUR SHOW.
IT'S TIME
TO GO.
WE HOPE YOU
HAD SOME FUN.
Lukas says WITH RULE BREAKING WORDS
AND PIRATES WITH BIRDS.
Zoey says AND NOW OUR SHOW IS DONE.
Booboo Bot says YAR!
Music plays as the end credits roll.
Zoe sings a song that says I CAN SOUND LIKE
AN E WHEN I'M HAP-HAPPY.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
I CAN SOUND LIKE AN
I WHEN I'M IN SKY.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
I DON'T FOLLOW JUST ONE
RULE WHEN I'M IN A WORD.
I LIKE TO BE FREE
JUST LIKE A BIRD.
I'M NOT JUST ONE THING.
NO WAY.
Logo: Apartment 11 Productions.
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