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Zoey plays the ukulele in the attic.
Zoey is in her early teens, with long wavy brown hair and wears red trousers, a printed yellow shirt and a denim jacket.
As colourful animated letters form the name "The Wacky Word Show," a song plays that says IT'S THE WACKY WACKY WORD
SHOW.
THE WACKY WACKY WORD SHOW.
THE WACKY WORD SHOW.
SO WACKY.
Zoey and Lukas dance in the attic.
Lukas is around 11, with short straight brown hair and wears jeans and a gray and greens sweater.
Zoey says IT'S ME ZOEY.
Lukas says I'M LUKAS.
Zoey says WE PLAY WITH WORDS.
In animation, a dictionary walks around the Earth as Lukas and Zoey dance on the Moon.
Lukas says HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
Zoey says ON THE WACKY WORD
SHOW FUN IS NUMBER 1.
As they play the ukulele, animate musical notes come out and the word "Fun" appears in colourful animated letters.
Zoey says NOW WE LOVE BOOKS AND
STORIES.
Lukas jumps inside a dictionary and Zoey closes it.
Lukas says MAKE STUFF UP THAT'S
WHAT WE DO.
Zoey says DID WE MENTION ACTING
WACKY?
They both say YEAH WE DO THAT TOO.
Zoey says WE GOT TONS OF
GUESTS AND BOOBOO BOT.
Different kids appear on several screens.
Booboo Bot is a robot made out of an old typewriter as the body and a tablet as the head.
Lukas says GAMES AND JOKES WITH
YOU.
The song continues IT'S THE WACKY WACKY WORD
SHOW.
THE WACKY WACKY WORD SHOW.
THE WACKY WORD SHOW.
HERE WE GO.
Lukas and Zoey run along with the animated letters.
The song continues THE WACKY WORD SHOW.
SO WACKY!
In the attic, Zoey says HI.
OUR TOWN'S HAVING
A MEDIEVAL AND
RENAISSANCE FAIR.
EVERYONE'S DRESSING UP AS PEOPLE
WHO LIVED HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO
IN ENGLAND.
I'M DRESSED UP AS THE
QUEEN SO I CAN BE THE BOSS.
Lukas says AND I'M A KNIGHT
IN SHINING ARMOUR.
IT'S GONNA BE A
DAY FOR KNIGHTS.
GET IT?
A DAY FOR NIGHTS.
A caption reads "Groan."
Booboo Bot says VERY FUNNY LUKAS.
Zoey says PEOPLE BACK THEN
DIDN'T TALK THE
WAY WE DO.
SOME TALKED IN A
FANCY WAY WITH REALLY
FLOWERY WORDS.
Showing a book, Lukas says AND IN SOME OLD BOOKS
PEOPLE TALKED IN POETRY.
DID THEY DO THAT IN REAL LIFE?
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
Zoey says SO TODAY'S SHOW IS ALL ABOUT
FANCY TALK AND ALONG THE WAY
WE'LL HAVE A GAME OF THRONES AND
THERE MIGHT EVEN BE A DRAGON.
SO HOLD ONTO YOUR CROWNS.
IT'S TIME TO START THE SHOW!
In a clip, Zoey bumps into a Lukas against the background of a castle.
Wearing a crown and a robe, Zoey says HARK!
FORSOOTH!
JABBERWOCK!
Lukas says IS SOMETHING
STUCK IN YOUR THROAT?
HERE LET ME HELP.
Zoey says DESIST.
THE FEROCIOUS BEAST
PERSUETH.
(dragon roar)
A dragon appears on the top of a ruined castle.
Lukas says WAIT.
ARE YOU THE QUEEN?
THAT MUST BE WHY
YOU TALK SO FUNNY.
Zoey says I AM THE REGAL
FEMININE INDIVIDUAL.
A ROYAL PERSONAGE
MUST MAINTAIN A
CERTAIN ELEVATION
OF DISCOURSE.
Lukas says I'M NOT SURE IF
THAT'S A YES OR A NO.
Zoey says I BESEECH THINE AID
AGAINST A REPTILIAN FOE.
Lukas says A WETTILIAN WHAT?
Zoey says A DRAGON DUDE.
I'M TALKING ABOUT A DRAGON.
Lukas says OH.
THANKS FOR WARNING ME.
(audience laughter)
Zoey says WHAT?
UH-OH.
The dragon spits fire.
Zoey says AH!
She runs away.
The clip ends.
Back in the attic, Zoey says I TRIED TO FIND SOME KIDS BOOKS
FROM BACK IN THE MIDDLE AGES,
AROUND A THOUSAND
YEARS AGO, AND GUESS WHAT?
I COULDN'T FIND ANY.
BOOKS WERE PRETTY
RARE BACK THEN.
Zoey plays a video on the laptop.
Zoey says PRINTING MACHINES HADN'T BEEN
INVENTED YET SO BOOKS HAD TO BE
WRITTEN BY HAND.
IT COULD TAKE WEEKS OR
EVEN YEARS TO FINISH.
An old book appears.
Zoey says CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW CAREFUL
YOU'D HAVE TO BE WITH A BOOK
LIKE THAT?
An animated knight accidentally drops a book as he takes a bath.
The Knight says OH OH.
AW.
NOW IT'LL BE ANOTHER 10 YEARS
BEFORE I FIND OUT THE ENDING.
Zoey says MOST PEOPLE
COULDN'T READ BACK THEN.
EVEN 500 YEARS AGO ONLY ABOUT 1
IN 10 PEOPLE IN ENGLAND KNEW HOW
TO READ.
AND IT WAS MOSTLY ONLY KINGS
AND PRIESTS AND RICH PEOPLE WHO
COULD AFFORD PRIVATE TEACHERS.
The Knight drops another book in the bathtub and says AW, NOT AGAIN.
Zoey says THE ROYAL COURT HAD LOTS OF
FANCY RULES ABOUT HOW YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO BEHAVE AND TALK.
UNIVERSITY STUDENTS BACK THEN
WERE SO FANCY THEY SPOKE TO EACH
OTHER IN AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE
CALLED LATIN INSTEAD OF ENGLISH.
SO THEIR FANCY TALK WAS KIND OF
LIKE BRAGGING TO SHOW THAT THEY
WERE EDUCATED AND IMPORTANT.
In a clip dressed as a queen, Zoey sings I'M A FANCY TALKING MONARCH
AND I'M ERUDITE AS WELL.
I USE WORDS TO GIVE ME STATUS
LIKE THESE JEWELS AROUND
MY NECK.
IT MAY BE A HASSLE TO TALK AT
MY CASTLE BUT IT'S HOW YOU
SHOW RESPECT.
BUT HERE'S THE THING MY FANCY
TALK'S NOT ALWAYS UNDERSTOOD.
WHEN I'M RUNNING FROM A DRAGON
MAYBE SIMPLE WORDS ARE GOOD.
WHEN THE FUTURE'S LOOKING
CHANCY MAYBE DON'T TALK QUITE SO
FANCY.
She says GOOD DRAGON.
DOWN BOY.
DRAGON WANT A TREAT?
(dragon roar)
UH-OH.
NOT AGAIN.
She runs away from the dragon.
In another clip, people watch a Knight battle in a field.
Lukas says EVEN TODAY SOME PEOPLE
TALK FANCIER THAN OTHERS.
DO YOU EVER TALK
FANCY WITH SOME PEOPLE?
A blond boy says ON THE STREET IF I MET A POLICE
OFFICER I WOULD TALK POLITELY TO
HIM.
A boy wearing a white polo shirt says AT COURT.
AT A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.
A boy wearing a hoodie says AT SCHOOL SOMETIMES.
The boy wearing a white polo shirt says AT A DENTIST APPOINTMENT.
WHEN I WAS
SPEAKING TO MY PARENTS.
A boy wearing a plaid shirt says I GUESS IT KIND OF DEPENDS ON
THE RESTAURANT BUT IF YOU'RE AT
LIKE A REALLY FANCY ONE WHEN YOU
ORDER YOU WANT TO TALK FANCY.
A girl with long hair says MISTER.
SHALL YOU PLEASE
PASS ME THE BUTTER?
A girl with shoulder-length hair says BUT EVERYTHING SOUNDS MORE
FANCY IN A BRITISH ACCENT.
With a British accent, a girl with glasses says I POOPED IN MY PANTIES.
CAN I GO TO THE LOO?
A girl with curly hair says YES MY LORD.
A boy with a green shirt says MY NOBLE FRIEND WILL
PROTECT ME WITH HIS LIFE.
In the clip running away from the dragon, Zoey screams AH!
An animated board reads "Game Show."
Zoey says WELCOME TO TODAY'S
MEDIEVAL GAME SHOW.
I'M HERE WITH CHLOE AND
PAYTON ON TEAM CAMELOT.
Chloe and Payton are around 12 years old. Chloe has blond shoulder-length hair and wears a pale pink shirt. Payton has short brown hair and wears a white and blue hoodie.
Chloe and Payton say YEAH!
Zoey says AND DANIEL AND
HUNTER ON TEAM LANCELOT.
Daniel and Hunter are around 12 years old and have short brown hair. Daniel wears a white T-shirt with the England flag and Hunter wears a blue T-shirt with the image of a male skater.
Daniel and Hunter say YEAH!
Zoey says ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR
SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FUN?
Contestants say YEAH!
Zoey says BACK IN MEDIEVAL TIMES KNIGHTS
IN SHINING ARMOUR USED TO HAVE
FIERCE COMPETITIONS CALLED
JOUSTING.
OF COURSE WE'RE JUST DOING
MENTAL JOUSTING WITH A MATCHING
GAME.
Hunter says YAY!
An animated 4 x 4 grid shows 16 squares.
Zoey says BEHIND EACH SQUARE THERE'S
A HIDDEN WORD THAT IS EITHER
SIMPLE OR FANCY.
FOR EVERY FANCY WORD THERE'S A
SIMPLE WORD THAT BASICALLY MEANS
THE SAME THING.
WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN YOU HAVE TO
TELL ME 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT ME TO
FLIP OVER.
IF YOU THINK THEY MEAN THE SAME
THING YOU HAVE TO YELL PAIR.
THE FIRST TEAM TO
GET 3 PAIRS WINS.
GOT IT?
Chloe and Payton say YEAH.
Zoey says IF YOU GET STUCK ON A WORD YOU
CAN ASK FOR A DEFINITION BUT BE
CAREFUL BECAUSE YOUR
OPPONENTS GET TO HEAR IT TOO.
Zoey flips a coin and says TEAM LANCELOT, HEADS OR TAILS?
Daniel and Hunter says HEADS.
Zoey says TAILS IT IS.
CAMELOT YOU GET TO GO FIRST.
Chloe says UH, NUMBER 3?
Zoey says NUMBER 3.
Zoey stands next to a board with 16 squares.
She flips over one of them and says KING.
Payton says AND NUMBER 6.
Zoey says ASSOCIATION.
IS THAT A PAIR?
Girls say NO.
Zoey says TEAM LANCELOT?
Daniel says 8.
FIGHT.
Hunter says 6.
ASSOCIATION.
Zoey says PAIR?
Boys say NO.
Zoey says NO PAIRS YET.
IT'S ANYONE'S GAME.
TEAM CAMELOT?
Chloe says 5.
Zoey says MONARCH.
TEAM LANCELOT, IT LOOKS
LIKE YOU KNOW WHERE THE MATCHING
WORD IS BUT IT'S NOT YOUR TURN.
Payton says AND 3.
KING.
Girls say PAIR!
Zoey says GOOD JOB GUYS.
THAT'S A PAIR.
Girls say YAY!
Zoey says POINT 1 FOR TEAM CAMELOT.
LANCELOT, YOUR TURN.
Daniel says 8.
Zoey says FIGHT.
Hunter says 4.
Zoey says VALIANT.
DO YOU GUYS NEED ME TO
DEFINE THE NEW WORD?
Boys say YES.
Zoey says OKAY.
VALIANT MEANS
COURAGEOUS AND HAVING VALOUR.
DO YOU THINK THAT'S A PAIR?
Hunter says NO.
Zoey says TEAM CAMELOT YOU'RE STILL
IN THE LEAD WITH ONE PAIR.
Chloe says 1.
Zoey says BRAVE.
CHOOSE CAREFULLY GUYS.
Payton says 7.
Zoey says BRAVE AND GUILD.
PAIR?
Girls say NO.
Zoey says TEAM LANCELOT, IF YOU GET A
MATCH YOU CAN TIE THE GAME.
Daniel says 1.
Zoey says BRAVE.
Hunter says 4.
Zoey says VALIANT.
Boys say PAIR.
Zoey says THAT'S RIGHT.
Boys say YES!
Zoey says GOOD JOB REMEMBERING THE
POSITION AND DEFINITION OF
VALIANT.
TEAM CAMELOT, YOU MISSED YOUR
SHOT AT THAT ONE BUT YOU CAN
STILL TAKE THE LEAD
IF YOU GET A PAIR NOW.
Chloe says 2.
Zoey says FEUD.
Payton says 7.
Zoey says GUILD.
Zoey says PAIR?
Girls say NO.
Daniel whispers something to Hunter.
Zoey says ALRIGHT, TEAM LANCELOT?
Daniel says 2.
Zoey says FEUD.
Hunter says 8.
Zoey says FIGHT.
Zoey says DO YOU GUYS NEED A
DEFINITION?
Boys say YES.
Zoey says FEUD MEANS A
QUARREL OR ARGUMENT.
Boys say PAIR.
Zoey says GOOD JOB GUYS, THAT'S A PAIR.
Boys say YES!
Zoey says THE SCORE IS NOW 2
TO 1 FOR LANCELOT.
YOU GOTTA CATCH UP GUYS.
Chloe says 6 AND 7.
Zoey says ASSOCIATION.
GUILD.
PAIR?
Girls say YES.
Zoey says GOOD JOB.
Girls say YES.
Zoey says GUILD AND ASSOCIATION IS A
PAIR.
Boys say AW.
Zoey says 2 AND 2.
WE'RE NECK AND NECK.
NEXT CORRECT PAIR WINS.
TEAM LANCELOT, YOUR TURN.
Daniel says 10.
Zoey says CESSPIT.
Daniel says 15.
Zoey says CESSPIT.
Zoey says DO YOU THINK IT'S A PAIR?
Hunter says NO.
Zoey says NO?
YOU DON'T SEEM SURE.
TEAM CAMELOT, IF YOU GET
THE NEXT PAIR, YOU WIN.
Chloe says 9.
Zoey says OUTHOUSE.
Chloe says 10.
Zoey says CESSPIT.
Zoey says THINK IT'S A PAIR?
Chloe says NO.
Hunter jumps and says YES.
Zoey says ALRIGHT.
TEAM LANCELOT,
YOU LOOK RELIEVED.
SO WHAT'LL IT BE?
Daniel says 9.
Zoey says OUTHOUSE.
Hunter says 10.
Zoey says THOSE ARE THE SAME NUMBERS
TEAM CAMELOT JUST CHOSE.
DO YOU THINK THAT'S A PAIR?
Daniel says PAIR.
Zoey says THAT'S A PAIR.
NICE STEAL.
YOU FOUND 3 PAIRS.
TEAM LANCELOT, YOU WIN!
Boys say YES!
Zoey says THE OTHER MATCHES WERE
CASTLE AND STRONGHOLD,
CHAMBERLAIN AND OFFICER, AND
POET AND BARD.
GIVE YOURSELF A
ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
The caption changes to "Applause."
Zoey says I SALUTE TO YOU MY
GOOD KNIGHTS.
GET IT?
GOODNIGHT?
Chloe says GOODNIGHT ZOEY.
Zoey smiles and waves.
The boy with a green shirt says WHAT'S A KNIGHT'S
FAVOURITE FISH?
SWORDFISH.
The girl with glasses chuckles.
An animated swordfish says HA CHA CHA CHA.
Sitting behind the laptop, Lukas says DO YOU KNOW WHAT A
THESAURUS IS BOOBOO BOT?
Booboo Bot says A KIND OF DINOSAUR?
Lukas says NO, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THE
NAME OF A DINOSAUR DOESN'T IT?
A THESAURUS IS A BOOK FULL OF
WORDS THAT MEANS SORT OF THE
SAME THING BUT SOME WORDS ARE
FANCIER THAN OTHERS LIKE THIS...
He opens the book and reads MUDDLED,
CONFUSED,
ADDLED.
Booboo Bot says CONFUSED,
MUDDLED.
ADDLED.
Lukas says BEMUSED,
STUPEFIED,
NONPLUSSED,
BEWILDERED,
CONFOUNDED,
MIXED UP.
WHY DOESN'T EVERYBODY JUST
USE THE SAME SIMPLE WORD?
Booboo Bot says COMPUTING, COMPUTING.
ANSWER NOT FOUND.
BEEP, BOP, BOOP...
Lukas says WHAT?
OH NO BOOBOO BOT.
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD
TRY TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION.
Shaking, Booboo Bot says BOOBOO BOT,
CONFUSED,
ADDLED,
MUDDLED,
STUPEFIED,
BEMUSED,
BEWILDERED,
NONPLUSSED,
MIXED-UP.
AAHH!
(gibberish)
Lukas rushes to turn off Booboo Bot and says I GUESS SOME PEOPLE LIKE A
VARIETY OF WORDS AND...
Booboo Bot says SOME DON'T.
A girl with straight brown hair says WHY IS THE ROYAL
FAMILY SO GOOD AT MATH?
A girl with a ponytail says UM?
The girl with straight brown hair says BECAUSE THEY
ALWAYS HAVE A RULER.
A girl with a white shirt says THAT'S FUNNY.
Sitting at a desk, Zoey says I WAS THINKING...
IN THE MIDDLE AGES AND
RENAISSANCE NO ONE HAD TV OR
INTERNET BECAUSE THAT HADN'T
BEEN INVENTED YET.
AND SINCE MOST PEOPLE DIDN'T
KNOW HOW TO READ,
WHAT DID THEY DO FOR STORIES?
IT TURNS OUT STORIES DON'T
ALWAYS HAVE TO BE WRITTEN DOWN.
PEOPLE BACK THEN, GOT TOGETHER
TO TELL EACH OTHER STORIES OUT
LOUD.
Old paintings flash by.
Zoey says SORT OF LIKE THE WAY WE
TELL CAMPFIRE STORIES TODAY.
REALLY GOOD STORYTELLERS, CALLED
BARDS, WOULD TRAVEL AROUND
SINGING AND TELLING STORIES.
Zoey raps BARDS WERE KINDA LIKE
RAPPERS TODAY.
THEY COULD RHYME A WHOLE STORY
IN A FANCY WAY.
In a clip, Lukas and Zoey role-play in a castle.
Wearing a wig and a long coat, Lukas says MMM, A SANDWICH.
Lukas devours a sandwich.
Dressed as a queen, Zoey says HAS THOU SEEN
MY SANDWICH?
I LEFT IT
HERE SOMEWHERE.
Lukas says MMM.
Zoey says DIDST THOU EAT IT?
To the camera, Lukas whispers PSST.
MAYBE IF SHE THINKS I DON'T
UNDERSTAND HER I WON'T GET IN
TROUBLE.
He says I'M BRAD THE BARD
MY REGAL QUEEN AND
RHYME IS HOW I SPEAK.
IF YOU CAN'T RHYME LIKE ME
YOU MIGHT AS WELL SPEAK GREEK.
Zoey says YOU EXPECT ME
TO BELIEVE THAT?
Lukas says I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU MA'AM
WHEN YOU DON'T RHYME SO I'LL
JUST SCRAM.
Zoey says AHEM.
I DON'T BELIEVE THEE.
YOU'RE TRYING TO DECEIVE ME.
IF YOU ATE YOUR QUEEN'S
LUNCHEON, I'LL SEND YOU TO THE
DUNGEON.
Lukas says UH-OH.
Zoey says THE FRONT OF YOUR
SHIRT IS SANDWICH CRUSTED.
YOU, MY DUDE, ARE
LIKE TOTALLY BUSTED.
BRING ME ANOTHER TUNA AND
MAYO OR IN THE DUNGEON YOU WILL
STAY-O.
Lukas says I GUESS I'M NOT
THE ONLY ONE WHO
CAN RHYME.
No, Lukas and Zoey stand near instruments in the attic.
Lukas says SOMETIMES ACTORS WILL PUT
ON PLAYS IN POETRY TOO.
Zoey plays the Ukele and says SHE CAN TALK IN POETRY SO
LET'S ALL GIVE IT A GO-ETRY.
Lukas says PLEASE WELCOME SHAKESPEAREAN
ACTOR KARA CRISSMAN.
Kara walks in. She is in her mid-thirties. She has short dark hair and wears a vintage blue dress.
Kara says GOOD MORROW TO
THEE DEAR FRIENDS.
HOW NOW MISTRESS ZOEY?
HOW DOST THOUGH
LORD LUKAS?
WHAT CHEER.
WHAT CHEER.
Kara bows.
Zoey says THAT WAS
AMAZING.
Lukas says WOW.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
Zoey says SO YOU DO FANCY
TALKING FOR A JOB.
Kara says YES I DO.
I LOVE SPEAKING THE WORDS OF
THE GREAT WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.
With a British accent, Zoey says SO IF I WANT TO BE IN A
SHAKESPEARE PLAY I JUST HAVE TO
HAVE A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT?
Kara says OH NO, NOT ANYMORE.
Zoey chuckles.
Kara says PEOPLE USED TO THINK THAT IT WAS
VERY IMPORTANT TO HAVE A BRITISH
ACCENT WHEN YOU WERE PRODUCING
SHAKESPEARE BUT SHAKESPEARE
WROTE VERY MUCH FOR THE PEOPLE
AND SO NOWADAYS WHEN PEOPLE PUT
ON SHAKESPEARE THEY WILL OFTEN
DRESS THEIR ACTORS IN NORMAL
EVERYDAY CLOTHING.
LIKE JEANS AND A T-SHIRT.
Zoey says INTERESTING.
Lukas says COOL.
Kara says BECAUSE THIS WAS JUST NORMAL
EVERYDAY CLOTHING WAY BACK THEN.
SO ACTORS WILL SPEAK IN
THEIR NATURAL NORMAL ACCENT.
HOWEVER YOU TALK IS HOW YOU
SHOULD PUT ON SHAKESPEARE.
Lukas says SO NOT LIKE THIS.
Zoey says NOT LIKE THAT NO.
Kara says WELL, NOT HERE IN
CANADA AT LEAST.
Zoey says IN ENGLAND YOU
MIGHT.
Kara says ABSOLUTELY.
Zoey says SO HOW DO YOU REMEMBER
ALL YOUR LINES WHEN
IT'S SO DIFFERENT
FROM HOW WE
TALK NOW?
Kara says WELL I FIND THAT IT'S ACTUALLY
SORT OF EASY TO REMEMBER
SHAKESPEARE BECAUSE HE WROTE
IN SOMETHING CALLED IAMBIC
PENTAMETER WHICH REALLY JUST
MEANS THAT THERE'S ABOUT 10
SYLLABLES TO EVERY LINE BUT
I DO HAVE A LITTLE TRICK.
Zoey says WHAT?
Kara says I TAKE MY FINGERS
AND I COUNT OUT THE
SYLLABLES TO MAKE SURE
THAT I'M JUST
AROUND 10.
Counting with their fingers, they all say A HORSE.
A HORSE.
MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE
Kara says AND THEN
IT'S 10 SYLLABLES AND I KNOW
THAT I'VE REMEMBERED
MY WHOLE LINE.
SHAKESPEARE FOR AN ACTOR IS A
LOT LIKE HEAVY LIFTING FOR YOUR
MOUTH SO I REALLY LIKE TO DO A
WARM UP BEFORE I GO ON STAGE.
DO YOU WANT TO
DO ONE WITH ME?
Zoey says SURE.
Kara says OKAY.
SO A REALLY GREAT ONE TO DO IS
TO PICK A LINE AND THEN ONLY
SPEAK THE VOWELS IN THAT LINE.
LETS' DO
A HORSE, A HORSE,
MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE.
Zoey says OKAY.
They only pronounce the vowels in A HORSE, A HORSE,
MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE.
Zoey chuckles.
Kara says ACTORS JUST SIT AROUND IN A
CIRCLE DOING MOUTH STRETCHES FOR
A LONG TIME.
AAAA
Lukas says DID SHAKESPEARE EVER
WRITE MUSIC LIKE SONGS?
Kara says YES BUT THE THING IS, IS THAT,
WE DON'T USUALLY KNOW WHAT TUNE
SHAKESPEARE WROTE TO SO PEOPLE
MAKE UP THEIR OWN VERSIONS ALL
THE TIME.
WE ONLY HAVE
THE LYRICS.
Lukas says SO SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE
AWWWWWW AND THEN
SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE
WAHOOOO!
Kara says OH YEAH.
Lukas beat boxes as Zoey and Kara sing THREE MERRY MEN
BE WE
I IN THE WOOD
AND THOU ON THE GROUND
AND JACK SLEEPS
IN THE TREE.
Lukas sings WAAA.
Zoey and Kara clap.
Booboo Bot says BRAVO.
Zoey says THANKS KARA FOR COMING OVER
AND TEACHING US ALL ABOUT
SHAKESPEARE.
Lukas says YEAH, IT WAS
REALLY FUN.
Kara says MY ABSOLUTE PLEASURE YOUR GRACE.
Zoey says IT'S THE WACKY CHALLENGE
Lukas says WITH YOUR HOSTS ZOEY AND LUKAS.
Lukas and Zoey wear wigs and checked black and red jackets.
Zoey says ARE YOU READY
TO RHYME?
BECAUSE IT'S TIME.
Lukas says FOR POETIC TONES IN
A GAME OF THRONES.
Zoey says HELLO CHALLENGERS.
Challengers say HI.
Zoey says TODAY'S CONTENDERS ARE...
Sarah is around 10 years old. She has curly brown hair in a ponytail. She wears spotted trousers and a blue shirt.
Sarah says SARAH.
Mia is around 11 years old. She has long brown curly hair. She wears blue jeans and a gray shirt.
Mia says MIA.
Tasai is around 11 years old. He has curly brown hair. He wears a T-shirt and blue jeans.
Tasai says TASAI.
Jasmine is around 12 years old. She has several short black braids. She wears a black T-shirt and blue jeans.
Jasmine says JASMINE.
Liam is around 12 years old. He wears a black woollen hat, blue jeans and a green shirt,
Liam says LIAM.
Zoey says YOU'RE ALL GOING TO TAKE
YOUR ROYAL THRONES OR TRY TO.
Lukas says THERE AREN'T
ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE.
IT'S A GAME OF THRONES.
MUSICAL THRONES THAT IS.
Zoey says HERE'S HOW TO PLAY.
YOU'RE GOING TO DO A MEDIEVAL
DANCE AROUND THE THRONES.
WHEN I CALL OUT A WORD YOU'LL
HAVE TO RACE TO PICK UP A ROYAL
OBJECT AND THEN GET TO A THRONE
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
Crowns, medals, capes and scepters sit on tables.
Zoey says BUT YOU HAVE TO THINK OF A WORD
THAT RHYMES WITH MY WORD IF
YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP YOUR
THRONE.
GOT IT?
Challengers say GOT IT.
Lukas says START DANCING.
THE FIRST ITEMS THEY'LL HAVE
TO PICK UP ARE ROYAL KINGS.
The challengers dance around the thrones.
Sarah says I'M GOOD AT THIS.
Zoey says KING.
Lukas says LUNGING FOR THOSE ROYAL
CAPES.
As they sit on the thrones, challengers say BLING.
PING.
THING.
FLING.
Zoey says WHOA.
CLOSE ONE BUT
JASMINE GETS THE THRONE.
TASAI YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE
IF THE OTHERS CAN'T MAKE A RHYME
WITH THE WORD KING.
Zoey says LET'S HEAR 'EM.
Sarah says BLING.
Mia says THING.
Jasmine says FLING.
Liam says PING.
Lukas says PING?
CAN YOU USE THAT IN A
SENTENCE FOR US LIAM?
Liam says LIKE PING-PONG.
Zoey says I SHALL
ACCEPT THAT.
YOUR THRONE IS SAFE.
Lukas says BYE TASAI.
SORRY, YOU'VE BEEN ELIMINATED.
Tasai says BYE.
Contestants say BYE.
Tasai says I'M RETURNING TO MY
PALACE.
Zoey says WE'RE DOWN TO 4.
Lukas says START DANCING.
Mia says SUPERMAN.
Lukas says LOOK AT THEM DANCE.
THEY HAVE TO GRAB ROYAL
NECKLACES WHEN YOU SAY...
Zoey says CROWN!
Lukas says LIAM AND SARAH GRAB
THEIR NECKLACES FIRST.
As they sit, they say FROWN.
CROWN.
DOWN.
Zoey says AW, JASMINE GETS EDGED
OUT OF THE THRONE.
Lukas says DON'T WORRY JASMINE YOU CAN
REMOVE SOMEONE FROM THEIR THRONE
IF THEY DON'T HAVE
A WORD THAT RHYMES
WITH CROWN.
Zoey says YOUR RHYMING WORDS PLEASE.
Sarah says DROWN.
Lukas says THAT WORKS.
Liam says FROWN.
Zoey says THAT'S GOOD TOO.
Mia says I HEARD CROWN OR CROWN.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I HEARD BUT
I SAID DOWN SO IT STILL RHYMES.
Zoey says YOU ARE CORRECT.
SORRY JASMINE.
THAT MEANS YOU GET ELIMINATED.
Jasmine says OKAY.
BYE PEASANTS.
Contestants say BYE.
Lukas says 3 CHALLENGERS LEFT.
LET'S DANCE.
Zoey says THEY HAVE TO PICK UP
ROYAL SCEPTRES NEXT.
Then, she says THRONE.
Challengers run to sit on the thrones.
Liam says BONE.
Sarah says ROME.
Mia says ALONE.
Zoey says YOU SURE ARE MIA BUT YOU
STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO UNSEAT
SOMEONE.
Lukas says AND NOW LET'S HEAR YOUR
RHYMES LIAM AND SARAH.
Liam says BONE.
Lukas says YES.
BONE RHYMES WITH THRONE.
Sarah says ROME.
Zoey says UH-OH.
UNFORTUNATELY ROME DOES
NOT RHYME WITH THRONE.
Lukas says MIA YOU HAVE DETHRONED
SARAH.
Mia says WELL I SAID "ALONE."
WHICH RHYMED.
Sarah gets up and says WHATEVER.
Lukas says TAKE YOUR SEAT.
BYE.
Zoey says THEN THERE WERE 2.
Lukas says DANCE, DANCE, DANCE.
THIS IS FOR
THE WIN.
Lukas says QUEEN.
LOOK AT MIA DIVE FOR THAT CROWN.
Liam says OH NO.
Lukas says AND SHE GETS THE LAST SEAT.
LIAM ALREADY YELLED OUT KEEN.
Zoey says BUT MIA SAT FIRST SO MIA, WHAT'S
YOUR RHYMING WORD FOR QUEEN?
Mia says WELL, I SAID BEAN SO
THAT MEANS I'M THE QUEEN.
Zoey says AND YOU
ARE CORRECT.
YOU ARE THE QUEEN
AND THE WINNER.
Mia says YES.
Lukas says GREAT JOB GUYS.
Mia says COME BOW TO YOUR QUEEN.
Lukas says SHE'S ONLY BEEN A QUEEN
FOR LIKE A MINUTE AND SHE'S
ALREADY ASKING HER ROYAL
SUBJECTS TO BOW TO HER.
THANKS FOR
PLAYING EVERYONE.
The eliminated contestants bow to Mia.
Mia says SHOO.
SHOO.
Zoey says ENJOY THE THRONE YOUR
ROYAL HIGHNESS MIA.
BYE.
Mia says ALRIGHT, I'M LEAVING.
Back in the attic, Zoey says OLD TIMEY QUEENS AND
KNIGHTS LIKED TO TALK
FANCY ON PURPOSE
BUT LOTS OF OLD WORDS THAT SOUND
FANCY TO US NOW WERE JUST NORMAL
WORDS BACK THEN.
Lukas says I THINK WHAT MAKES THEM
SOUND FANCY IS THAT
WE MOSTLY ONLY SEE
THEM IN BOOKS NOWADAYS.
Zoey says I GUESS THE MORE
WE READ THE EASIER IT
IS TO UNDERSTAND FANCY
TALK.
Lukas says SO LET'S GET BACK TO
OUR LIBRARY BOOKS.
He lifts a heavy pile of books.
Lukas says WHOA.
Zoey sings SO THAT'S OUR SHOW,
IT'S TIME TO GO.
WE HOPE YOU
HAD SOME FUN.
Lukas says WITH FANCY TALKING
QUEENS AND KNIGHTS.
Zoey says AND NOW OUR
SHOW IS DONE.
Lukas says FARE THEE WELL LORDS AND LADIES.
Zoey says FOR CHANCE WE SHALL MEET AGAIN.
They bow.
Booboo Bot says FARE THEE WELL.
Music plays as the end credits roll.
In a clip, Zoey sings I'M A FANCY TALKING
MONARCH AND I'M ERUDITE AS
WELL.
I USE WORDS TO GIVE ME
STATUS.
LIKE THESE JEWELS
AROUND MY NECK.
IT MAY BE A HASSLE TO TALK AT
MY CASTLE BUT IT'S HOW YOU
SHOW RESPECT.
BUT HERE'S THE THING MY FANCY
TALK'S NOT ALWAYS UNDERSTOOD.
WHEN I'M RUNNING FROM A DRAGON
MAYBE SIMPLE WORDS ARE GOOD.
WHEN THE FUTURE'S LOOKING
CHANCY MAYBE DON'T TALK QUITE SO
FANCY.
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Zoey is in her early teens, with long wavy brown hair and wears red trousers, a printed yellow shirt and a denim jacket.
As colourful animated letters form the name "The Wacky Word Show," a song plays that says IT'S THE WACKY WACKY WORD
SHOW.
THE WACKY WACKY WORD SHOW.
THE WACKY WORD SHOW.
SO WACKY.
Zoey and Lukas dance in the attic.
Lukas is around 11, with short straight brown hair and wears jeans and a gray and greens sweater.
Zoey says IT'S ME ZOEY.
Lukas says I'M LUKAS.
Zoey says WE PLAY WITH WORDS.
In animation, a dictionary walks around the Earth as Lukas and Zoey dance on the Moon.
Lukas says HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
Zoey says ON THE WACKY WORD
SHOW FUN IS NUMBER 1.
As they play the ukulele, animate musical notes come out and the word "Fun" appears in colourful animated letters.
Zoey says NOW WE LOVE BOOKS AND
STORIES.
Lukas jumps inside a dictionary and Zoey closes it.
Lukas says MAKE STUFF UP THAT'S
WHAT WE DO.
Zoey says DID WE MENTION ACTING
WACKY?
They both say YEAH WE DO THAT TOO.
Zoey says WE GOT TONS OF
GUESTS AND BOOBOO BOT.
Different kids appear on several screens.
Booboo Bot is a robot made out of an old typewriter as the body and a tablet as the head.
Lukas says GAMES AND JOKES WITH
YOU.
The song continues IT'S THE WACKY WACKY WORD
SHOW.
THE WACKY WACKY WORD SHOW.
THE WACKY WORD SHOW.
HERE WE GO.
Lukas and Zoey run along with the animated letters.
The song continues THE WACKY WORD SHOW.
SO WACKY!
In the attic, Zoey says HI.
OUR TOWN'S HAVING
A MEDIEVAL AND
RENAISSANCE FAIR.
EVERYONE'S DRESSING UP AS PEOPLE
WHO LIVED HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO
IN ENGLAND.
I'M DRESSED UP AS THE
QUEEN SO I CAN BE THE BOSS.
Lukas says AND I'M A KNIGHT
IN SHINING ARMOUR.
IT'S GONNA BE A
DAY FOR KNIGHTS.
GET IT?
A DAY FOR NIGHTS.
A caption reads "Groan."
Booboo Bot says VERY FUNNY LUKAS.
Zoey says PEOPLE BACK THEN
DIDN'T TALK THE
WAY WE DO.
SOME TALKED IN A
FANCY WAY WITH REALLY
FLOWERY WORDS.
Showing a book, Lukas says AND IN SOME OLD BOOKS
PEOPLE TALKED IN POETRY.
DID THEY DO THAT IN REAL LIFE?
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
Zoey says SO TODAY'S SHOW IS ALL ABOUT
FANCY TALK AND ALONG THE WAY
WE'LL HAVE A GAME OF THRONES AND
THERE MIGHT EVEN BE A DRAGON.
SO HOLD ONTO YOUR CROWNS.
IT'S TIME TO START THE SHOW!
In a clip, Zoey bumps into a Lukas against the background of a castle.
Wearing a crown and a robe, Zoey says HARK!
FORSOOTH!
JABBERWOCK!
Lukas says IS SOMETHING
STUCK IN YOUR THROAT?
HERE LET ME HELP.
Zoey says DESIST.
THE FEROCIOUS BEAST
PERSUETH.
(dragon roar)
A dragon appears on the top of a ruined castle.
Lukas says WAIT.
ARE YOU THE QUEEN?
THAT MUST BE WHY
YOU TALK SO FUNNY.
Zoey says I AM THE REGAL
FEMININE INDIVIDUAL.
A ROYAL PERSONAGE
MUST MAINTAIN A
CERTAIN ELEVATION
OF DISCOURSE.
Lukas says I'M NOT SURE IF
THAT'S A YES OR A NO.
Zoey says I BESEECH THINE AID
AGAINST A REPTILIAN FOE.
Lukas says A WETTILIAN WHAT?
Zoey says A DRAGON DUDE.
I'M TALKING ABOUT A DRAGON.
Lukas says OH.
THANKS FOR WARNING ME.
(audience laughter)
Zoey says WHAT?
UH-OH.
The dragon spits fire.
Zoey says AH!
She runs away.
The clip ends.
Back in the attic, Zoey says I TRIED TO FIND SOME KIDS BOOKS
FROM BACK IN THE MIDDLE AGES,
AROUND A THOUSAND
YEARS AGO, AND GUESS WHAT?
I COULDN'T FIND ANY.
BOOKS WERE PRETTY
RARE BACK THEN.
Zoey plays a video on the laptop.
Zoey says PRINTING MACHINES HADN'T BEEN
INVENTED YET SO BOOKS HAD TO BE
WRITTEN BY HAND.
IT COULD TAKE WEEKS OR
EVEN YEARS TO FINISH.
An old book appears.
Zoey says CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW CAREFUL
YOU'D HAVE TO BE WITH A BOOK
LIKE THAT?
An animated knight accidentally drops a book as he takes a bath.
The Knight says OH OH.
AW.
NOW IT'LL BE ANOTHER 10 YEARS
BEFORE I FIND OUT THE ENDING.
Zoey says MOST PEOPLE
COULDN'T READ BACK THEN.
EVEN 500 YEARS AGO ONLY ABOUT 1
IN 10 PEOPLE IN ENGLAND KNEW HOW
TO READ.
AND IT WAS MOSTLY ONLY KINGS
AND PRIESTS AND RICH PEOPLE WHO
COULD AFFORD PRIVATE TEACHERS.
The Knight drops another book in the bathtub and says AW, NOT AGAIN.
Zoey says THE ROYAL COURT HAD LOTS OF
FANCY RULES ABOUT HOW YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO BEHAVE AND TALK.
UNIVERSITY STUDENTS BACK THEN
WERE SO FANCY THEY SPOKE TO EACH
OTHER IN AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE
CALLED LATIN INSTEAD OF ENGLISH.
SO THEIR FANCY TALK WAS KIND OF
LIKE BRAGGING TO SHOW THAT THEY
WERE EDUCATED AND IMPORTANT.
In a clip dressed as a queen, Zoey sings I'M A FANCY TALKING MONARCH
AND I'M ERUDITE AS WELL.
I USE WORDS TO GIVE ME STATUS
LIKE THESE JEWELS AROUND
MY NECK.
IT MAY BE A HASSLE TO TALK AT
MY CASTLE BUT IT'S HOW YOU
SHOW RESPECT.
BUT HERE'S THE THING MY FANCY
TALK'S NOT ALWAYS UNDERSTOOD.
WHEN I'M RUNNING FROM A DRAGON
MAYBE SIMPLE WORDS ARE GOOD.
WHEN THE FUTURE'S LOOKING
CHANCY MAYBE DON'T TALK QUITE SO
FANCY.
She says GOOD DRAGON.
DOWN BOY.
DRAGON WANT A TREAT?
(dragon roar)
UH-OH.
NOT AGAIN.
She runs away from the dragon.
In another clip, people watch a Knight battle in a field.
Lukas says EVEN TODAY SOME PEOPLE
TALK FANCIER THAN OTHERS.
DO YOU EVER TALK
FANCY WITH SOME PEOPLE?
A blond boy says ON THE STREET IF I MET A POLICE
OFFICER I WOULD TALK POLITELY TO
HIM.
A boy wearing a white polo shirt says AT COURT.
AT A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.
A boy wearing a hoodie says AT SCHOOL SOMETIMES.
The boy wearing a white polo shirt says AT A DENTIST APPOINTMENT.
WHEN I WAS
SPEAKING TO MY PARENTS.
A boy wearing a plaid shirt says I GUESS IT KIND OF DEPENDS ON
THE RESTAURANT BUT IF YOU'RE AT
LIKE A REALLY FANCY ONE WHEN YOU
ORDER YOU WANT TO TALK FANCY.
A girl with long hair says MISTER.
SHALL YOU PLEASE
PASS ME THE BUTTER?
A girl with shoulder-length hair says BUT EVERYTHING SOUNDS MORE
FANCY IN A BRITISH ACCENT.
With a British accent, a girl with glasses says I POOPED IN MY PANTIES.
CAN I GO TO THE LOO?
A girl with curly hair says YES MY LORD.
A boy with a green shirt says MY NOBLE FRIEND WILL
PROTECT ME WITH HIS LIFE.
In the clip running away from the dragon, Zoey screams AH!
An animated board reads "Game Show."
Zoey says WELCOME TO TODAY'S
MEDIEVAL GAME SHOW.
I'M HERE WITH CHLOE AND
PAYTON ON TEAM CAMELOT.
Chloe and Payton are around 12 years old. Chloe has blond shoulder-length hair and wears a pale pink shirt. Payton has short brown hair and wears a white and blue hoodie.
Chloe and Payton say YEAH!
Zoey says AND DANIEL AND
HUNTER ON TEAM LANCELOT.
Daniel and Hunter are around 12 years old and have short brown hair. Daniel wears a white T-shirt with the England flag and Hunter wears a blue T-shirt with the image of a male skater.
Daniel and Hunter say YEAH!
Zoey says ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR
SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FUN?
Contestants say YEAH!
Zoey says BACK IN MEDIEVAL TIMES KNIGHTS
IN SHINING ARMOUR USED TO HAVE
FIERCE COMPETITIONS CALLED
JOUSTING.
OF COURSE WE'RE JUST DOING
MENTAL JOUSTING WITH A MATCHING
GAME.
Hunter says YAY!
An animated 4 x 4 grid shows 16 squares.
Zoey says BEHIND EACH SQUARE THERE'S
A HIDDEN WORD THAT IS EITHER
SIMPLE OR FANCY.
FOR EVERY FANCY WORD THERE'S A
SIMPLE WORD THAT BASICALLY MEANS
THE SAME THING.
WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN YOU HAVE TO
TELL ME 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT ME TO
FLIP OVER.
IF YOU THINK THEY MEAN THE SAME
THING YOU HAVE TO YELL PAIR.
THE FIRST TEAM TO
GET 3 PAIRS WINS.
GOT IT?
Chloe and Payton say YEAH.
Zoey says IF YOU GET STUCK ON A WORD YOU
CAN ASK FOR A DEFINITION BUT BE
CAREFUL BECAUSE YOUR
OPPONENTS GET TO HEAR IT TOO.
Zoey flips a coin and says TEAM LANCELOT, HEADS OR TAILS?
Daniel and Hunter says HEADS.
Zoey says TAILS IT IS.
CAMELOT YOU GET TO GO FIRST.
Chloe says UH, NUMBER 3?
Zoey says NUMBER 3.
Zoey stands next to a board with 16 squares.
She flips over one of them and says KING.
Payton says AND NUMBER 6.
Zoey says ASSOCIATION.
IS THAT A PAIR?
Girls say NO.
Zoey says TEAM LANCELOT?
Daniel says 8.
FIGHT.
Hunter says 6.
ASSOCIATION.
Zoey says PAIR?
Boys say NO.
Zoey says NO PAIRS YET.
IT'S ANYONE'S GAME.
TEAM CAMELOT?
Chloe says 5.
Zoey says MONARCH.
TEAM LANCELOT, IT LOOKS
LIKE YOU KNOW WHERE THE MATCHING
WORD IS BUT IT'S NOT YOUR TURN.
Payton says AND 3.
KING.
Girls say PAIR!
Zoey says GOOD JOB GUYS.
THAT'S A PAIR.
Girls say YAY!
Zoey says POINT 1 FOR TEAM CAMELOT.
LANCELOT, YOUR TURN.
Daniel says 8.
Zoey says FIGHT.
Hunter says 4.
Zoey says VALIANT.
DO YOU GUYS NEED ME TO
DEFINE THE NEW WORD?
Boys say YES.
Zoey says OKAY.
VALIANT MEANS
COURAGEOUS AND HAVING VALOUR.
DO YOU THINK THAT'S A PAIR?
Hunter says NO.
Zoey says TEAM CAMELOT YOU'RE STILL
IN THE LEAD WITH ONE PAIR.
Chloe says 1.
Zoey says BRAVE.
CHOOSE CAREFULLY GUYS.
Payton says 7.
Zoey says BRAVE AND GUILD.
PAIR?
Girls say NO.
Zoey says TEAM LANCELOT, IF YOU GET A
MATCH YOU CAN TIE THE GAME.
Daniel says 1.
Zoey says BRAVE.
Hunter says 4.
Zoey says VALIANT.
Boys say PAIR.
Zoey says THAT'S RIGHT.
Boys say YES!
Zoey says GOOD JOB REMEMBERING THE
POSITION AND DEFINITION OF
VALIANT.
TEAM CAMELOT, YOU MISSED YOUR
SHOT AT THAT ONE BUT YOU CAN
STILL TAKE THE LEAD
IF YOU GET A PAIR NOW.
Chloe says 2.
Zoey says FEUD.
Payton says 7.
Zoey says GUILD.
Zoey says PAIR?
Girls say NO.
Daniel whispers something to Hunter.
Zoey says ALRIGHT, TEAM LANCELOT?
Daniel says 2.
Zoey says FEUD.
Hunter says 8.
Zoey says FIGHT.
Zoey says DO YOU GUYS NEED A
DEFINITION?
Boys say YES.
Zoey says FEUD MEANS A
QUARREL OR ARGUMENT.
Boys say PAIR.
Zoey says GOOD JOB GUYS, THAT'S A PAIR.
Boys say YES!
Zoey says THE SCORE IS NOW 2
TO 1 FOR LANCELOT.
YOU GOTTA CATCH UP GUYS.
Chloe says 6 AND 7.
Zoey says ASSOCIATION.
GUILD.
PAIR?
Girls say YES.
Zoey says GOOD JOB.
Girls say YES.
Zoey says GUILD AND ASSOCIATION IS A
PAIR.
Boys say AW.
Zoey says 2 AND 2.
WE'RE NECK AND NECK.
NEXT CORRECT PAIR WINS.
TEAM LANCELOT, YOUR TURN.
Daniel says 10.
Zoey says CESSPIT.
Daniel says 15.
Zoey says CESSPIT.
Zoey says DO YOU THINK IT'S A PAIR?
Hunter says NO.
Zoey says NO?
YOU DON'T SEEM SURE.
TEAM CAMELOT, IF YOU GET
THE NEXT PAIR, YOU WIN.
Chloe says 9.
Zoey says OUTHOUSE.
Chloe says 10.
Zoey says CESSPIT.
Zoey says THINK IT'S A PAIR?
Chloe says NO.
Hunter jumps and says YES.
Zoey says ALRIGHT.
TEAM LANCELOT,
YOU LOOK RELIEVED.
SO WHAT'LL IT BE?
Daniel says 9.
Zoey says OUTHOUSE.
Hunter says 10.
Zoey says THOSE ARE THE SAME NUMBERS
TEAM CAMELOT JUST CHOSE.
DO YOU THINK THAT'S A PAIR?
Daniel says PAIR.
Zoey says THAT'S A PAIR.
NICE STEAL.
YOU FOUND 3 PAIRS.
TEAM LANCELOT, YOU WIN!
Boys say YES!
Zoey says THE OTHER MATCHES WERE
CASTLE AND STRONGHOLD,
CHAMBERLAIN AND OFFICER, AND
POET AND BARD.
GIVE YOURSELF A
ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
The caption changes to "Applause."
Zoey says I SALUTE TO YOU MY
GOOD KNIGHTS.
GET IT?
GOODNIGHT?
Chloe says GOODNIGHT ZOEY.
Zoey smiles and waves.
The boy with a green shirt says WHAT'S A KNIGHT'S
FAVOURITE FISH?
SWORDFISH.
The girl with glasses chuckles.
An animated swordfish says HA CHA CHA CHA.
Sitting behind the laptop, Lukas says DO YOU KNOW WHAT A
THESAURUS IS BOOBOO BOT?
Booboo Bot says A KIND OF DINOSAUR?
Lukas says NO, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THE
NAME OF A DINOSAUR DOESN'T IT?
A THESAURUS IS A BOOK FULL OF
WORDS THAT MEANS SORT OF THE
SAME THING BUT SOME WORDS ARE
FANCIER THAN OTHERS LIKE THIS...
He opens the book and reads MUDDLED,
CONFUSED,
ADDLED.
Booboo Bot says CONFUSED,
MUDDLED.
ADDLED.
Lukas says BEMUSED,
STUPEFIED,
NONPLUSSED,
BEWILDERED,
CONFOUNDED,
MIXED UP.
WHY DOESN'T EVERYBODY JUST
USE THE SAME SIMPLE WORD?
Booboo Bot says COMPUTING, COMPUTING.
ANSWER NOT FOUND.
BEEP, BOP, BOOP...
Lukas says WHAT?
OH NO BOOBOO BOT.
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD
TRY TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION.
Shaking, Booboo Bot says BOOBOO BOT,
CONFUSED,
ADDLED,
MUDDLED,
STUPEFIED,
BEMUSED,
BEWILDERED,
NONPLUSSED,
MIXED-UP.
AAHH!
(gibberish)
Lukas rushes to turn off Booboo Bot and says I GUESS SOME PEOPLE LIKE A
VARIETY OF WORDS AND...
Booboo Bot says SOME DON'T.
A girl with straight brown hair says WHY IS THE ROYAL
FAMILY SO GOOD AT MATH?
A girl with a ponytail says UM?
The girl with straight brown hair says BECAUSE THEY
ALWAYS HAVE A RULER.
A girl with a white shirt says THAT'S FUNNY.
Sitting at a desk, Zoey says I WAS THINKING...
IN THE MIDDLE AGES AND
RENAISSANCE NO ONE HAD TV OR
INTERNET BECAUSE THAT HADN'T
BEEN INVENTED YET.
AND SINCE MOST PEOPLE DIDN'T
KNOW HOW TO READ,
WHAT DID THEY DO FOR STORIES?
IT TURNS OUT STORIES DON'T
ALWAYS HAVE TO BE WRITTEN DOWN.
PEOPLE BACK THEN, GOT TOGETHER
TO TELL EACH OTHER STORIES OUT
LOUD.
Old paintings flash by.
Zoey says SORT OF LIKE THE WAY WE
TELL CAMPFIRE STORIES TODAY.
REALLY GOOD STORYTELLERS, CALLED
BARDS, WOULD TRAVEL AROUND
SINGING AND TELLING STORIES.
Zoey raps BARDS WERE KINDA LIKE
RAPPERS TODAY.
THEY COULD RHYME A WHOLE STORY
IN A FANCY WAY.
In a clip, Lukas and Zoey role-play in a castle.
Wearing a wig and a long coat, Lukas says MMM, A SANDWICH.
Lukas devours a sandwich.
Dressed as a queen, Zoey says HAS THOU SEEN
MY SANDWICH?
I LEFT IT
HERE SOMEWHERE.
Lukas says MMM.
Zoey says DIDST THOU EAT IT?
To the camera, Lukas whispers PSST.
MAYBE IF SHE THINKS I DON'T
UNDERSTAND HER I WON'T GET IN
TROUBLE.
He says I'M BRAD THE BARD
MY REGAL QUEEN AND
RHYME IS HOW I SPEAK.
IF YOU CAN'T RHYME LIKE ME
YOU MIGHT AS WELL SPEAK GREEK.
Zoey says YOU EXPECT ME
TO BELIEVE THAT?
Lukas says I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU MA'AM
WHEN YOU DON'T RHYME SO I'LL
JUST SCRAM.
Zoey says AHEM.
I DON'T BELIEVE THEE.
YOU'RE TRYING TO DECEIVE ME.
IF YOU ATE YOUR QUEEN'S
LUNCHEON, I'LL SEND YOU TO THE
DUNGEON.
Lukas says UH-OH.
Zoey says THE FRONT OF YOUR
SHIRT IS SANDWICH CRUSTED.
YOU, MY DUDE, ARE
LIKE TOTALLY BUSTED.
BRING ME ANOTHER TUNA AND
MAYO OR IN THE DUNGEON YOU WILL
STAY-O.
Lukas says I GUESS I'M NOT
THE ONLY ONE WHO
CAN RHYME.
No, Lukas and Zoey stand near instruments in the attic.
Lukas says SOMETIMES ACTORS WILL PUT
ON PLAYS IN POETRY TOO.
Zoey plays the Ukele and says SHE CAN TALK IN POETRY SO
LET'S ALL GIVE IT A GO-ETRY.
Lukas says PLEASE WELCOME SHAKESPEAREAN
ACTOR KARA CRISSMAN.
Kara walks in. She is in her mid-thirties. She has short dark hair and wears a vintage blue dress.
Kara says GOOD MORROW TO
THEE DEAR FRIENDS.
HOW NOW MISTRESS ZOEY?
HOW DOST THOUGH
LORD LUKAS?
WHAT CHEER.
WHAT CHEER.
Kara bows.
Zoey says THAT WAS
AMAZING.
Lukas says WOW.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
Zoey says SO YOU DO FANCY
TALKING FOR A JOB.
Kara says YES I DO.
I LOVE SPEAKING THE WORDS OF
THE GREAT WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.
With a British accent, Zoey says SO IF I WANT TO BE IN A
SHAKESPEARE PLAY I JUST HAVE TO
HAVE A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT?
Kara says OH NO, NOT ANYMORE.
Zoey chuckles.
Kara says PEOPLE USED TO THINK THAT IT WAS
VERY IMPORTANT TO HAVE A BRITISH
ACCENT WHEN YOU WERE PRODUCING
SHAKESPEARE BUT SHAKESPEARE
WROTE VERY MUCH FOR THE PEOPLE
AND SO NOWADAYS WHEN PEOPLE PUT
ON SHAKESPEARE THEY WILL OFTEN
DRESS THEIR ACTORS IN NORMAL
EVERYDAY CLOTHING.
LIKE JEANS AND A T-SHIRT.
Zoey says INTERESTING.
Lukas says COOL.
Kara says BECAUSE THIS WAS JUST NORMAL
EVERYDAY CLOTHING WAY BACK THEN.
SO ACTORS WILL SPEAK IN
THEIR NATURAL NORMAL ACCENT.
HOWEVER YOU TALK IS HOW YOU
SHOULD PUT ON SHAKESPEARE.
Lukas says SO NOT LIKE THIS.
Zoey says NOT LIKE THAT NO.
Kara says WELL, NOT HERE IN
CANADA AT LEAST.
Zoey says IN ENGLAND YOU
MIGHT.
Kara says ABSOLUTELY.
Zoey says SO HOW DO YOU REMEMBER
ALL YOUR LINES WHEN
IT'S SO DIFFERENT
FROM HOW WE
TALK NOW?
Kara says WELL I FIND THAT IT'S ACTUALLY
SORT OF EASY TO REMEMBER
SHAKESPEARE BECAUSE HE WROTE
IN SOMETHING CALLED IAMBIC
PENTAMETER WHICH REALLY JUST
MEANS THAT THERE'S ABOUT 10
SYLLABLES TO EVERY LINE BUT
I DO HAVE A LITTLE TRICK.
Zoey says WHAT?
Kara says I TAKE MY FINGERS
AND I COUNT OUT THE
SYLLABLES TO MAKE SURE
THAT I'M JUST
AROUND 10.
Counting with their fingers, they all say A HORSE.
A HORSE.
MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE
Kara says AND THEN
IT'S 10 SYLLABLES AND I KNOW
THAT I'VE REMEMBERED
MY WHOLE LINE.
SHAKESPEARE FOR AN ACTOR IS A
LOT LIKE HEAVY LIFTING FOR YOUR
MOUTH SO I REALLY LIKE TO DO A
WARM UP BEFORE I GO ON STAGE.
DO YOU WANT TO
DO ONE WITH ME?
Zoey says SURE.
Kara says OKAY.
SO A REALLY GREAT ONE TO DO IS
TO PICK A LINE AND THEN ONLY
SPEAK THE VOWELS IN THAT LINE.
LETS' DO
A HORSE, A HORSE,
MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE.
Zoey says OKAY.
They only pronounce the vowels in A HORSE, A HORSE,
MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE.
Zoey chuckles.
Kara says ACTORS JUST SIT AROUND IN A
CIRCLE DOING MOUTH STRETCHES FOR
A LONG TIME.
AAAA
Lukas says DID SHAKESPEARE EVER
WRITE MUSIC LIKE SONGS?
Kara says YES BUT THE THING IS, IS THAT,
WE DON'T USUALLY KNOW WHAT TUNE
SHAKESPEARE WROTE TO SO PEOPLE
MAKE UP THEIR OWN VERSIONS ALL
THE TIME.
WE ONLY HAVE
THE LYRICS.
Lukas says SO SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE
AWWWWWW AND THEN
SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE
WAHOOOO!
Kara says OH YEAH.
Lukas beat boxes as Zoey and Kara sing THREE MERRY MEN
BE WE
I IN THE WOOD
AND THOU ON THE GROUND
AND JACK SLEEPS
IN THE TREE.
Lukas sings WAAA.
Zoey and Kara clap.
Booboo Bot says BRAVO.
Zoey says THANKS KARA FOR COMING OVER
AND TEACHING US ALL ABOUT
SHAKESPEARE.
Lukas says YEAH, IT WAS
REALLY FUN.
Kara says MY ABSOLUTE PLEASURE YOUR GRACE.
Zoey says IT'S THE WACKY CHALLENGE
Lukas says WITH YOUR HOSTS ZOEY AND LUKAS.
Lukas and Zoey wear wigs and checked black and red jackets.
Zoey says ARE YOU READY
TO RHYME?
BECAUSE IT'S TIME.
Lukas says FOR POETIC TONES IN
A GAME OF THRONES.
Zoey says HELLO CHALLENGERS.
Challengers say HI.
Zoey says TODAY'S CONTENDERS ARE...
Sarah is around 10 years old. She has curly brown hair in a ponytail. She wears spotted trousers and a blue shirt.
Sarah says SARAH.
Mia is around 11 years old. She has long brown curly hair. She wears blue jeans and a gray shirt.
Mia says MIA.
Tasai is around 11 years old. He has curly brown hair. He wears a T-shirt and blue jeans.
Tasai says TASAI.
Jasmine is around 12 years old. She has several short black braids. She wears a black T-shirt and blue jeans.
Jasmine says JASMINE.
Liam is around 12 years old. He wears a black woollen hat, blue jeans and a green shirt,
Liam says LIAM.
Zoey says YOU'RE ALL GOING TO TAKE
YOUR ROYAL THRONES OR TRY TO.
Lukas says THERE AREN'T
ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE.
IT'S A GAME OF THRONES.
MUSICAL THRONES THAT IS.
Zoey says HERE'S HOW TO PLAY.
YOU'RE GOING TO DO A MEDIEVAL
DANCE AROUND THE THRONES.
WHEN I CALL OUT A WORD YOU'LL
HAVE TO RACE TO PICK UP A ROYAL
OBJECT AND THEN GET TO A THRONE
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
Crowns, medals, capes and scepters sit on tables.
Zoey says BUT YOU HAVE TO THINK OF A WORD
THAT RHYMES WITH MY WORD IF
YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP YOUR
THRONE.
GOT IT?
Challengers say GOT IT.
Lukas says START DANCING.
THE FIRST ITEMS THEY'LL HAVE
TO PICK UP ARE ROYAL KINGS.
The challengers dance around the thrones.
Sarah says I'M GOOD AT THIS.
Zoey says KING.
Lukas says LUNGING FOR THOSE ROYAL
CAPES.
As they sit on the thrones, challengers say BLING.
PING.
THING.
FLING.
Zoey says WHOA.
CLOSE ONE BUT
JASMINE GETS THE THRONE.
TASAI YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE
IF THE OTHERS CAN'T MAKE A RHYME
WITH THE WORD KING.
Zoey says LET'S HEAR 'EM.
Sarah says BLING.
Mia says THING.
Jasmine says FLING.
Liam says PING.
Lukas says PING?
CAN YOU USE THAT IN A
SENTENCE FOR US LIAM?
Liam says LIKE PING-PONG.
Zoey says I SHALL
ACCEPT THAT.
YOUR THRONE IS SAFE.
Lukas says BYE TASAI.
SORRY, YOU'VE BEEN ELIMINATED.
Tasai says BYE.
Contestants say BYE.
Tasai says I'M RETURNING TO MY
PALACE.
Zoey says WE'RE DOWN TO 4.
Lukas says START DANCING.
Mia says SUPERMAN.
Lukas says LOOK AT THEM DANCE.
THEY HAVE TO GRAB ROYAL
NECKLACES WHEN YOU SAY...
Zoey says CROWN!
Lukas says LIAM AND SARAH GRAB
THEIR NECKLACES FIRST.
As they sit, they say FROWN.
CROWN.
DOWN.
Zoey says AW, JASMINE GETS EDGED
OUT OF THE THRONE.
Lukas says DON'T WORRY JASMINE YOU CAN
REMOVE SOMEONE FROM THEIR THRONE
IF THEY DON'T HAVE
A WORD THAT RHYMES
WITH CROWN.
Zoey says YOUR RHYMING WORDS PLEASE.
Sarah says DROWN.
Lukas says THAT WORKS.
Liam says FROWN.
Zoey says THAT'S GOOD TOO.
Mia says I HEARD CROWN OR CROWN.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I HEARD BUT
I SAID DOWN SO IT STILL RHYMES.
Zoey says YOU ARE CORRECT.
SORRY JASMINE.
THAT MEANS YOU GET ELIMINATED.
Jasmine says OKAY.
BYE PEASANTS.
Contestants say BYE.
Lukas says 3 CHALLENGERS LEFT.
LET'S DANCE.
Zoey says THEY HAVE TO PICK UP
ROYAL SCEPTRES NEXT.
Then, she says THRONE.
Challengers run to sit on the thrones.
Liam says BONE.
Sarah says ROME.
Mia says ALONE.
Zoey says YOU SURE ARE MIA BUT YOU
STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO UNSEAT
SOMEONE.
Lukas says AND NOW LET'S HEAR YOUR
RHYMES LIAM AND SARAH.
Liam says BONE.
Lukas says YES.
BONE RHYMES WITH THRONE.
Sarah says ROME.
Zoey says UH-OH.
UNFORTUNATELY ROME DOES
NOT RHYME WITH THRONE.
Lukas says MIA YOU HAVE DETHRONED
SARAH.
Mia says WELL I SAID "ALONE."
WHICH RHYMED.
Sarah gets up and says WHATEVER.
Lukas says TAKE YOUR SEAT.
BYE.
Zoey says THEN THERE WERE 2.
Lukas says DANCE, DANCE, DANCE.
THIS IS FOR
THE WIN.
Lukas says QUEEN.
LOOK AT MIA DIVE FOR THAT CROWN.
Liam says OH NO.
Lukas says AND SHE GETS THE LAST SEAT.
LIAM ALREADY YELLED OUT KEEN.
Zoey says BUT MIA SAT FIRST SO MIA, WHAT'S
YOUR RHYMING WORD FOR QUEEN?
Mia says WELL, I SAID BEAN SO
THAT MEANS I'M THE QUEEN.
Zoey says AND YOU
ARE CORRECT.
YOU ARE THE QUEEN
AND THE WINNER.
Mia says YES.
Lukas says GREAT JOB GUYS.
Mia says COME BOW TO YOUR QUEEN.
Lukas says SHE'S ONLY BEEN A QUEEN
FOR LIKE A MINUTE AND SHE'S
ALREADY ASKING HER ROYAL
SUBJECTS TO BOW TO HER.
THANKS FOR
PLAYING EVERYONE.
The eliminated contestants bow to Mia.
Mia says SHOO.
SHOO.
Zoey says ENJOY THE THRONE YOUR
ROYAL HIGHNESS MIA.
BYE.
Mia says ALRIGHT, I'M LEAVING.
Back in the attic, Zoey says OLD TIMEY QUEENS AND
KNIGHTS LIKED TO TALK
FANCY ON PURPOSE
BUT LOTS OF OLD WORDS THAT SOUND
FANCY TO US NOW WERE JUST NORMAL
WORDS BACK THEN.
Lukas says I THINK WHAT MAKES THEM
SOUND FANCY IS THAT
WE MOSTLY ONLY SEE
THEM IN BOOKS NOWADAYS.
Zoey says I GUESS THE MORE
WE READ THE EASIER IT
IS TO UNDERSTAND FANCY
TALK.
Lukas says SO LET'S GET BACK TO
OUR LIBRARY BOOKS.
He lifts a heavy pile of books.
Lukas says WHOA.
Zoey sings SO THAT'S OUR SHOW,
IT'S TIME TO GO.
WE HOPE YOU
HAD SOME FUN.
Lukas says WITH FANCY TALKING
QUEENS AND KNIGHTS.
Zoey says AND NOW OUR
SHOW IS DONE.
Lukas says FARE THEE WELL LORDS AND LADIES.
Zoey says FOR CHANCE WE SHALL MEET AGAIN.
They bow.
Booboo Bot says FARE THEE WELL.
Music plays as the end credits roll.
In a clip, Zoey sings I'M A FANCY TALKING
MONARCH AND I'M ERUDITE AS
WELL.
I USE WORDS TO GIVE ME
STATUS.
LIKE THESE JEWELS
AROUND MY NECK.
IT MAY BE A HASSLE TO TALK AT
MY CASTLE BUT IT'S HOW YOU
SHOW RESPECT.
BUT HERE'S THE THING MY FANCY
TALK'S NOT ALWAYS UNDERSTOOD.
WHEN I'M RUNNING FROM A DRAGON
MAYBE SIMPLE WORDS ARE GOOD.
WHEN THE FUTURE'S LOOKING
CHANCY MAYBE DON'T TALK QUITE SO
FANCY.
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