(music plays)

A picture of a brown fluffy puppy appears against a paw print. The name of the show reads "Waffle the Wonder Dog."

A song plays that says OH, WAFFLE, OH, WAFFLE
LEAPING AROUND LIKE A FROG
I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE THING
YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER DOG
SO MANY NIGHTS WE'RE AWAKE
WHEN YOU'RE WOOFING
WE STILL LOVE YOU
EVERYBODY

Kids sing WAFFLE DOGGY
WAFFLE DOGGY
WAFFLE DOGGY

Waffle barks in the house, plays, jumps on the couch and runs in the yard.

The song continues YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER DOG
YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER DOG
YOU ARE
WHOA-OA-OA-OA
WHOA-OA-OA-OA
OH

Now Waffle poses with his human family.

Mom Jess has long brown hair in a half do and wears a yellow cardigan sweater.

Dad Simon has short wavy brown hair and wears red T-shirt under an unbuttoned red and blue plaid shirt.

Doug is around 8, with big curly brown hair and wears a red T-shirt.

Evie is around 6, with long slightly wavy blond hair with a little braid and wears denim overalls and a yellow T-shirt.

The name of the episode reads "Waffle's visit."

Evie says ALL SUMMER, WHATEVER
WAFFLE WAS DOING, HE KEPT AN
EYE OUT FOR GEORGE THE CAT.

Waffle says GEORGE PLAY?
(MEOWING)

Missus Hobbs says OH, GORGIE GEORGIE.
(WAFFLE BARKING)

Missus Hobbs says OH, THAT DOG.

Simon says OH, WAFFLE, IF MRS. HOBBS
KNEW HOW MUCH BETTER BEHAVED
YOU'VE BEEN LATELY, I'M SURE
SHE'D LET YOU BE GEORGIE'S
FRIEND.

Doug says YEAH.
WE SHOULD TAKE WAFFLE ROUND TO
MRS. HOBBS'S HOUSE SO SHE COULD
SEE FOR HERSELF WHAT A GOOD DOG
HE IS.

Waffle says SEE GEORGE?
SEE HOB BOBS?
WOO-HOO.

Jess says THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, DOUG.

Waffle says GEORGE, GEORGE.

Jess says WAFFLE, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO BE ON YOUR VERY BEST
BEHAVIOUR IF WE GO NEXT DOOR
NOW.

Waffle says OKAY.

Simon says YOU'LL HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO
SPEAK IN FRONT OF MRS. HOBBS.
MRS. HOBBS IS NOT GOING TO LIKE
A TALKING WONDER DOG.
(WHINING)
YOU CAN SPEAK TO SAY YOU
PROMISE, WAFFLE.

Waffle says PROMISE.

Simon says GOOD BOY.

Jess says RIGHT.
WELL, LET'S GO.

Doug says OH.
IN FACT, I'VE GOT AN INVENTION.
IT'LL HELP US WIN OVER GEORGE
AND MRS. HOBBS.

Jess says YOU, WAFFLE, WILL BE IN MRS.
HOBBS'S GOOD BOOKS BY THE TIME
EVIE GETS HOME FROM ANAYA'S.

Simon says EVIE IS GOING TO BE SO PROUD
OF YOU, WAFFLE.
(GIGGLING)

Jess knocks on Missus Hobbs' door.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Missus Hobbs says YES?
HELLO.
WHO IS IT?

Jess says HI, MRS. HOBBS.
IT'S THE BROOKLYN-BELLS.
YOUR NEIGHBOURS.
WAFFLE'S OWNERS.

Missus Hobbs says WHAT'S THAT DOG DONE NOW?

Jess says OH, NOTHING, I DON'T THINK.
WE JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO.

Doug says HEY.

Jess says UM...
(TIMER DINGING)

Missus Hobbs says MY OVEN.
I HAVE TO SEE TO MY BISCUITS,
JESS.
COME IN, I SUPPOSE.
BUT ALL OF YOU, WIPE YOUR FEET
10 TIMES ON THE MAT FIRST.

They all wipe and say ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE,
10.

Simon says AND YOU, WAFFLE,

Waffle says OKAY.

Simon says SHH.
MRS. HOBBS HASN'T SEEN YOU YET.
THREE, FOUR...
OH, GO ON.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.

Missus Hobbs says THESE ARE MY OWN SPECIAL
RECIPE.

Simon says MMM.
CAN I HAVE ONE, PLEASE?

Missus Hobbs says NO, MR. BROOKLYN-BELL.
THEY'RE CAT BISCUITS.
MASHED PUMPKIN AND KELP FLAVOUR
FOR MY GEORGE.
OH, HERE HE COMES.
(MEOWING)
MY GORGIE GEORGIE.
THERE YOU ARE, DARLING.
(BARKING)
IT'S THAT DOG.
WHAT'S HE DOING IN HERE?

Jess says WELL, YOU KNOW, WE THOUGHT
WE'D BRING WAFFLE ROUND SO THAT
YOU AND GEORGE COULD GET TO KNOW
HIM BETTER.

Missus Hobbs says AND ONCE YOU DO GET TO KNOW
HIM, YOU WILL LIKE HIM, MRS.
HOBBS, IF YOU JUST GIVE HIM A
CHANCE.

Doug says HE ALREADY LIKES YOU.

Missus Hobbs says THE ONLY WAY I'D LIKE THAT
DOG IS IF HE TURNED INTO A CAT.

Waffle imitates George.

(IMITATING CAT'S MEOW)

Missus Hobbs says UH...
(CHUCKLING)

Simon pretends he imitated George.

(IMITATING CAT'S MEOW)

Simon says YUMMY CAT BISCUITS.
WAFFLE?

He turns to Waffle and says WAFFLE, I THOUGHT YOU PROMISED:
NO TALKING.

Doug says AND NO MEOWING, EITHER.

Simon says OH, GO ON, THEN.
HAVE THIS BISCUIT.
JUST STAY QUIET.

Missus Hobbs says TIME FOR PUSSYCAT
TREATY-EATY-POPS.
NO, DOG.
DO NOT EAT THOSE BISCUITS ON THE
FLOOR.
THEY'RE FOR GEORGIE.

Doug says COME HERE, WAFFLE.
SIT.
SIT.
AND PAW.
(WHIMPERING)

Missus Hobbs says HE'S LIKE A DIFFERENT DOG.
HANG ON.
HE'S NOT A DIFFERENT DOG, IS HE?
(LAUGHING)

Simon says NO, MRS. HOBBS.
HE'S OUR WAFFLE THE WONDER DOG.

Doug says AND SINCE WAFFLE IS A DOG WHO
LIKES CATS, I'VE INVENTED
SOMETHING SO THAT GEORGE WILL
LIKE WAFFLE IN RETURN.
THIS IS WOOFCAT.
MY CAT FRIENDLY DOG INVENTION.
IT'S DESIGNED SO THAT CATS CAN
GET USED TO DOGS.

Jess says WHY DON'T YOU SHOW GEORGE?

Missus Hobbs says OOH, I'M NOT SURE
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

Doug says LOOK, GEORGE.
IT PLAYS A NICE, CALMING LULLABY
WHEN YOU PRESS...
(LOUD, DISTORTED MUSIC BOX
PLAYING)
(WAFFLE BARKING)

Missus Hobbs says OH, MY POOR GEORGE IS A
NERVOUS WRECK WITH ALL THINGS
DOGGY.

Doug says SORRY, GEORGE.
I JUST NEED TO ADJUST THE
VOLUME.

Missus Hobbs says IT'S ALL HERE IN MY DOG LOG.
THIS WEEK ALONE, WAFFLE CHASED
GEORGE EIGHT TIMES.

Doug says OH, THAT'S 'CAUSE WAFFLE
WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH GEORGE.

Missus Hobbs says THEN THERE ARE MY SLIPPERS.
HE CHEWED FOUR PAIRS IN THE PAST
WEEK.
HE CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF.
LOOK.
SEE HOW HE RAVAGES THEM?
AMAZING.
HE REALLY IS CONTROLLING
HIMSELF.
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
YOU REALLY HAVE TAUGHT WAFFLE
HOW TO BEHAVE.

Simon says WELL, IT'S, UH...

Jess says UH...
IT'S JUST, UM...

Missus Hobbs says OH, WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?
COME AND HAVE A SLICE OF CAKE.
SIT IN THE OTHER ROOM, AND YOU
CAN TELL ME ALL ABOUT TRAINING
WAFFLE.

Simon says GOOD BOY, WAFFLE.
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.
COME ON, BOY.

Evie says BUT WAFFLE DIDN'T
FOLLOW US.
HE WENT TO FIND GEORGE.

Waffle says HUH?
WOW.
GEORGE, GEORGE?
WHERE ARE YOU, GEORGE?
GEORGE?
(MEOWING)

Waffle finds George on Missus Hobbs' bed and says OH.
HI, GEORGE.
NOISY TUMMY?
(MEOWING, STOMACH RUMBLING)
OH, POOR GEORGE.
MY TUMMY IS NOISY, TOO.
OH.
BAD BISCUITS.

Missus Hobbs says I'M SO PLEASED YOU'VE FINALLY
GOT WAFFLE UNDER CONTROL.

Simon says THANKS.

Missus Hobbs says LOOK AT HIM THERE, ON
DOUGLAS' KNEE.

Jess says WHERE IS WAFFLE?

Doug says I DON'T KNOW.

Jess whispers SIMON, SIMON?
WHERE'S WAFFLE?

Simon eats cake.
(NO AUDIO)

Missus Hobbs says I USED TO LIKE DOGS, YOU
KNOW, A LONG TIME AGO, BUT I
WENT OFF THEM.
MORE CAKE?

Simon says OH, YES, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
OH.

Missus Hobbs says LOOK AT HIM STILL SITTING
THERE, GOOD AS GOLD.
(MUSIC BOX PLAYING)
THAT'S NOT WAFFLE.

Jess says NO.
NO, IT'S NOT.

Missus Hobbs says WHERE IS WAFFLE?

Doug says UH, WE DON'T KNOW.

Simon says HE'S PROBABLY JUST HAVING A
LOOK AROUND UPSTAIRS, MRS.
HOBBS.

Missus Hobbs says GEORGIE?
GEORGIE, MUMMY IS COMING UP.
I'M COMING.

Simon says WAFFLE, NO.

Missus Hobbs says GEORGIE, I'M HERE.
OOH.
(MEOWING)
(BARKING)

Doug says WOW.
THIS IS AN AMAZING GEORGE ROOM.

Missus Hobbs says YES, IT IS, BUT LOOK AT MY
GORGIE GEORGIE.
WHAT HAS THAT DOG BEEN DOING TO
YOU?
(FLATULENCE SOUNDING)
OOF.
WAS THAT THE DOG?
(WHIMPERING)

Jess says I THINK HE'S A BIT POORLY.
AREN'T YOU, WAFFLE?
(MEOWING)
SO IS GEORGE.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TAKE A LOOK
AT HIM, MRS. HOBBS?

Missus Hobbs says OH, OF COURSE, JESS.

Jess says COME ON, THEN, GEORGE.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

Missus Hobbs says WHAT IS IT, GEORGIE?
(STOMACH RUMBLING)
IF ONLY YOU COULD TALK.

Waffle says I CAN TALK, HOB BOBS.
NOISY TUMMIES.
BISCUITS.

Missus Hobbs says WHAT?

Waffle says YOUR BAD BISCUITS.

Missus Hobbs says THAT DOG CAN TALK.

Waffle says YEAH.
HELLO.

Missus Hobbs says THAT DOG IS A FREAK OF
NATURE.
OUT.
OUT, ALL YOU BROOKLYN-BELLS.

Jess says WAFFLE.

Missus Hobbs says TAKE THAT DOG AWAY FROM ME.
AWAY FROM US.

Jess says SORRY.
SORRY AGAIN, MRS. HOBBS.
SORRY.

A song goes FOUND YOU, DA-DOO, DA-DOO
AND YOU FOUND US

At home, Jess says SO, HOW DO WE THINK THAT WENT,
THEN?

Simon says HMM.
(FLATULENCE SOUNDING)

Jess says YES, WAFFLE.
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
OH, YOU REALLY AREN'T WELL, ARE
YOU, WAFFLE?

Simon says ACTUALLY, I THINK THAT WAS
ME.

Jess says OH.

Simon grabs his belly and says OH.
THERE WAS DEFINITELY SOMETHING
WRONG WITH THOSE CAT BISCUITS.
OH, AND THOSE CAKES.
(STOMACH GURGLING)
I NEED TO LIE DOWN.

Waffle says OH.
ME, TOO.
(DOORBELL RINGING)

Evie says I'M HOME.

Jess says OH, DOUG, COULD YOU LET EVIE
IN, PLEASE?

Doug says OH, OKAY.

Evie says HEY.
THANKS, A.J. AND ANAYA.

A.J. and Anaya say BYE.

Evie says SO, WHAT DID I MISS?

Doug says WELL, UH...

Waffle says OHH.

Evie says WAFFLE, WAS THAT YOU?
(BARKING)

Evie gives Waffle a check-up and says GOOD BOY.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY.
GOOD BOY.

Simon says OH.
I FEEL ILL.

Doug says WELL, THE BEST WAY TO TAKE
YOUR MIND OFF OF HOW RUBBISH YOU
FEEL IS TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING
ELSE.

Jess says THAT'S RIGHT.

Doug says SO, I'VE INVENTED THE
TAKE-YOUR-MIND-OFF-IT-A-TRON.
SO, WHENEVER YOU MOAN...
(MOANING)
LIKE NOW, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR MIND
OFF OF IT BY PRESSING THE
TAKE-YOUR-MIND-OFF-IT-A-TRON.
(FANFARE SOUNDING)

A robot voice says WHAT IS 15 ADD
72, TAKE AWAY 49, MULTIPLIED BY
31?

Simon says I THINK I CAN DO THAT ONE.
RIGHT.
WHERE'S A PEN AND PAPER?

Doug says AND FOR YOU, WAFFLE, THE
GEORGE-O-NOMITOR.
SO YOU CAN PLAY WITH GEORGE
WITHOUT GOING NEXT DOOR.
(MEOWING)

The robot voice says IT'S ME, GEORGE.
PLAY WITH ME, WAFFLE.
MEOW.

Jess says OH.

Waffle says OH, I LOVE IT, DOUG.
LOVE IT.

Evie says SO, WAFFLE WAS FEELING
A LITTLE BIT BETTER, BUT IT
WOULDN'T LAST LONG.
HE WAS GOING TO GET INTO A
WHOLE LOT MORE TROUBLE WITH
MRS. HOBBS, AS YOU WILL SEE.

Simon says 1,178.
THAT'S THE ANSWER.
(FANFARE SOUNDING)
(LAUGHING)

Evie says AH, GOOD BOY, WAFFLE.

Music plays as the end credits roll.

The song goes EVERYBODY
WAFFLE DOGGY,
WAFFLE DOGGY
WAFFLE DOGGY
YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER DOG,
SUCH A CLEVER DOG, YOU ARE
(BARKING)
WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH

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