(music plays)

A picture of a brown fluffy puppy appears against a paw print. The name of the show reads "Waffle the Wonder Dog."

A song plays that says OH, WAFFLE, OH, WAFFLE
LEAPING AROUND LIKE A FROG
I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE THING
YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER DOG
SO MANY NIGHTS WE'RE AWAKE
WHEN YOU'RE WOOFING
WE STILL LOVE YOU
EVERYBODY

Kids sing WAFFLE DOGGY
WAFFLE DOGGY
WAFFLE DOGGY

Waffle barks in the house, plays, jumps on the couch and runs in the yard.

The song continues YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER DOG
YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER DOG
YOU ARE
WHOA-OA-OA-OA
WHOA-OA-OA-OA
OH

Now Waffle poses with his human family.

Mom Jess has long brown hair in a half do and wears a yellow cardigan sweater.

Dad Simon has short wavy brown hair and wears red T-shirt under an unbuttoned red and blue plaid shirt.

Doug is around 8, with big curly brown hair and wears a red T-shirt.

Evie is around 6, with long slightly wavy blond hair with a little braid and wears denim overalls and a yellow T-shirt.

The name of the episode reads "Waffle misses Doug."

Evie says DOUG WAS GOING AWAY FOR
A FEW DAYS, TO STAY WITH HIS
MUM, ZOE, BUT WAFFLE DIDN'T
WANT HIM TO GO.

Waffle says BALL, BALL!

Doug says SORRY, WAFFLE, I HAVEN'T GOT
TIME TO PLAY BALL NOW.

Waffle says AW...

Doug says I'M FINISHING MY PACKING.

Waffle says PLAY, DOUG, PLEASE?

Doug says OKAY, ONE MORE GAME.

Waffle says BALL, YEAH!
(DOORBELL RINGING)

Simon says DOUG, THAT WILL BE
ZOE!

Doug says OKAY, COMING!

Waffle comes back with the ball and says HUH?
AW...
DOUG?

Simon says ZOE!

A delivery woman carrying huge boxes says DELIVERY FOR A MRS. HOBBS
FROM "SPYONYOURNEIGHBOUR.COM."

Missus Hobbs says HELLO!
THAT'S FOR ME, I'M MRS. HOBBS!

The delivery woman says OH, SORRY.

Simon says GOOD MORNING, MRS. HOBBS!

Doug says CAN YOU PLAY BALL WITH
WAFFLE WHILE I'M AWAY, DAD?
HE LOVES PLAYING.

Zoe says DOUGIE!

Doug says OH, MUM!

Zoe says SIMON!

Doug says HI!
I MISSED YOU!

Zoe says OH, I'VE MISSED YOU, DOUGIE!
OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO BE BACK FROM
ALASKA!

Simon says ZOE, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?

Zoe says OH, IT WAS GREAT, THANK
YOU, JESS!
HOW ARE YOU ALL?

Simon says GOOD?

Zoe says YEAH, WHERE IS THIS WAFFLE
I'VE BEEN HEARING ALL ABOUT?

Doug says OH, YEAH.
(BARKING)

Jess says WAFFLE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP THERE ALL QUIET?
COME ON, COME DOWN AND SAY HELLO
TO ZOE.

Simon says COME ON!

Zoe says HELLO.
(WHIMPERING)

Doug says I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HIM.

Zoe says WHAT'S THAT?

Doug says HE DOESN'T WANT ME TO GO HOME
WITH YOU.

Zoe says OH...
WELL, I THINK I'VE GOT THIS.
HERE, TAKE THAT.
HEY, WAFFLE, HELLO.
I'M ZOE, DOUGIE'S MUM.
WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT IF I
STAYED HERE FOR A LITTLE BIT TO
GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO GET USED
TO ME, BEFORE DOUGIE AND I GO
BACK TO MY FLAT?
(WHINING)
I CAN SHOW YOU SOME EXCITING
THINGS I'VE BROUGHT BACK FROM
ALASKA, AND...
MAYBE WE CAN PLAY BALL?
(BARKING)
(CHEERING)

Jess says WELL DONE, ZOE!
LET'S GET THOSE BAGS IN FROM
OUTSIDE, SHALL WE?
I'LL PUT THE KETTLE ON.
COME ON, WAFFLE.

Evie says WHAT'S IN THAT BOX, ZOE?

Zoe says AH, WELL...
BECAUSE I HEARD THAT WAFFLE IS A
DOG THAT LIKES PLAYING BALL...
(BARKING)
I BROUGHT BACK THESE.

Doug and Evie say SNOWBALLS!

Simon says OH, WOW!

Zoe says DIRECT FROM ALASKA.
I MADE THEM MYSELF.
(LAUGHING)

They start a snowball fight.

(JESS SHRIEKING)
(BARKING)

(LAUGHING)
(BARKING)
(WAFFLE GROANING)
(LAUGHING)

(SHRIEKING)

Evie says AS WE PLAYED WITH
WAFFLE AND THE SNOWBALLS, MRS.
HOBBS NEXT DOOR WAS UNPACKING
HER DELIVERY OF NEW SPY
EQUIPMENT.

Through a hole on the wall, Missus Hobbs spy the family and says AN INDOOR SNOWBALL FIGHT?!
THIS IS DEFINITELY GOING ON MY
NEW DOG LOG WALL CHART.
BY KEEPING RECORDS OF ALL THE
NOISE AND NUISANCE THAT DOG
MAKES...
(GLASS SHATTERING NEXT DOOR)
WE WILL GET HIM TAKEN AWAY,
GEORGE!
AND WITH ALL THIS SPYING
EQUIPMENT, I CAN SEE AND HEAR
EXACTLY WHAT THE BROOKLYN-BELLS
AND THAT DOG ARE UP TO NEXT
DOOR.
(CHUCKLING)
WE ARE SPIES, GEORGIE!

Jess says SO ZOE, WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN DOING IN ALASKA THIS WHOLE
TIME?

Zoe says OH, WELL, I'VE BEEN STUDYING
HUMPBACK WHALES, BUT BEFORE
THAT...
PRESENT TIME!

Simon says OH, LOOK, EH?!

Zoe says TAH-DAH!
ONE FOR YOU, DOUGIE.
AND ONE FOR YOU, EVIE.

Evie says WHAT'S THIS?

Zoe says WELL, TRY THEM, TURN IT
ROUND!
(WHIRRING)
THE OTHER WAY, THAT'S IT!

Simon says AHH!

Zoe says THEY'RE SNOW ALARMS!
THEY'RE FOR WHEN YOU GET LOST IN
THE ALASKAN SNOW.

Simon says HOW CLEVER.

Zoe says DO YOU LIKE THEM?

Evie and Doug say YES!

Evie says LOOK, DO YOU LIKE THEM,
WAFFLE?

Waffle says YEAH, AGAIN!
AGAIN!

Zoe says HOLD ON, STOP.

Simon says YEAH?

Zoe says DID WAFFLE JUST SPEAK?

Simon says YES, WAFFLE CAN TALK.

Doug says TOLD YOU, MUM!

Zoe says NO WAY, WAFFLE!

Waffle says YES, WAY.

Zoe gasps.

Evie says HE'S A WONDER DOG, AREN'T
YOU, WAFFLE?

Waffle says I AM.

Zoe says YOU REALLY ARE!
WELL, TALKING WAFFLE, DID YOU
KNOW THAT THERE ARE SINGING
WHALES?

Waffle says SINGING WHALES?
PFFT!

Zoe says OH, THERE ARE.
NOW LET ME SEE.

Waffle says HAH, SINGING WHALES!

Zoe shows them a video and says NOW THIS IS A HUMPBACK WHALE
THAT I SAW IN ALASKA.
(WHALE SONGS PLAY ON TABLET)

Evie says WOW!

Zoe says NOW LISTEN TO IT, CAN
YOU HEAR IT SING?

Doug says YEAH.

Waffle says HMM?
(WHALE SONGS PLAY ON TABLET)
TRY IT.
(IMITATING WHALE SONGS)

Waffle says HM?
(IMITATING WHALE SONGS)
(CONFUSED MURMURING)
(LAUGHING)

Zoe says YOU KNOW, HUMPBACK WHALES
SING TO EACH OTHER LIKE THIS,
AND SOME PEOPLE SAY THEY DO IT
BECAUSE THEY MISS EACH OTHER.

Waffle says HUH?

Zoe says YEAH.
(WAFFLE WHIMPERING)

Zoe says OH, NICE WHALE SOUNDS, WAFFLE!

Evie says NOT ON THE TABLE,
WAFFLE.

Waffle says OH, I'M GONNA MISS DOUG.
(WAFFLE HOWLING)

Missus Hobbs says OH, WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT
NOISE?
(HOWLING)
(MEOWING)
SHH, GEORGIE!
I'M TRYING TO LISTEN.
SOUNDS LIKE WHALE SONGS.
FIRST THEY GET A DOG, NOW THEY
GET A WHALE.
IT'S NOT A WHALE, GEORGE!
IT WAS THAT ANNOYING DOG AGAIN.
THAT'S ANOTHER THING TO NOTE ON
MY DOG LOG WALL CHART!
(HOWLING)

As she sits on a chair, the chair flips and she says OOH!
WHOA!
(MEOWING)
(GRUNTING)
(MEOWING)
OH, GEORGIE!
POOR GEORGIE.
YES, YOU GO AND HIDE IN THE
CUPBOARD, AWAY FROM THE MEAN DOG
AND THE SCARY WHALE NOISES.
BUT WE WILL WATCH HIM...
AND GET RID OF HIM!
(MEOWING)

Evie says BUT GEORGE WASN'T
SCARED, HE KNEW WAFFLE WAS
WHALE SINGING BECAUSE HE WAS
SAD.

Zoe says RIGHT, COME ON, DOUGIE.
TIME FOR US TO GO.

Jess says WE'LL SEE YOU OFF.

Simon says YOU GOT THAT?

Zoe says OH, THANK YOU, GOT IT,
YEAH.
(WAFFLE WHIMPERING)

Simon says OH, THANK YOU.

Doug says BYE, WAFFLE!

Simon says HE WON'T SAY BYE TO
YOU, DOUG, HE'S SULKING AND
CRYING.

Jess says AW.

Doug says I'M ONLY GONE THREE
DAYS.
I LOVE YOU, WAFFLE!

Waffle says I LOVE YOU!

Jess says HE'LL BE JUST FINE,
WON'T YOU, WAFFLE?
WE'LL LOOK AFTER YOU.
(MOURNFUL HOWLING)

George walks in.

(MEOWING)

Waffle says HUH?
OH, GEORGE!
GEORGE, PLAY!
(MEOWING)

Waffle throws the ball and says OH, FETCH, COME ON, GEORGE!
GEORGE?

YOUR TURN.
(MEOWING)

Evie says I'M GONNA MISS HAVING
DOUG AROUND.

Waffle says THEY'RE COMING!
GO, GEORGE!

Jess says DON'T WORRY, HE'LL BE
BACK SOON!

Waffle says COME AND PLAY BALL LATER.
OH, HI!

Evie says DO YOU WANT TO GO AND PLAY
DRESSING UP?
THAT WOULD CHEER YOU UP.

Waffle says OH, YEAH!
(MEOWING)

Missus Hobbs says YES, GEORGIE, OUT YOU COME!
IT'S SAFE NOW THE NOISY WHALE
LADY IS GONE.
AND THE DOG HAS GONE QUIET.
OH, GEORGIE.
YOU SMELL DIFFERENT.
YOU SMELL OF DOG.
OH, I'M IMAGINING IT.
OH...
THAT DOG HAS DRIVEN ME CRAZY.
AND HE'S DRIVEN ME TO THIS!

She walks in a room protected by lasers and alarms and says LASERS, TRAPS, LOCKS, CAMERAS,
NETS, ALARMS...

A recorded voice says DOG ALERT,
DOG ALERT.

Missus Hobbs says OH, IT'S ONLY ME, YOU SILLY
THING.
THIS IS ALL DESIGNED TO STOP
THAT DOG EVER GETTING INSIDE
FORTRESS HOBBS.
(MEOWING)
WE'LL BE SAFE HERE, GEORGE!
WE WILL WATCH THAT DOG'S EVERY
MOVE.
AND WE WILL CATCH HIM IF HE
TRIES TO MAKE HIS WAY INTO OUR
HOME.
AND SOON, MY FAITHFUL PUSS,
WE'LL GET THAT DOG SENT AWAY.

The recorded voice says DOG SAFETY
SYSTEM ACTIVATING.
(ALARM BEEPING)

Evie says SO IT LOOKED LIKE
THINGS WERE GETTING SERIOUS
WITH MRS. HOBBS NEXT DOOR.
NOT THAT WAFFLE AND I KNEW
ABOUT ANY OF THAT YET.

Evie and Waffle play dress up in Evie's room.

(BARKING)
(LAUGHING)

Music plays as the end credits roll.

The song goes EVERYBODY
WAFFLE DOGGY,
WAFFLE DOGGY
WAFFLE DOGGY
YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER DOG,
SUCH A CLEVER DOG, YOU ARE
(BARKING)
WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH

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