(music plays)

A picture of a puppy with curly brown hair appears against a paw print. The name of the show reads "Waffle the Wonder Dog."

A song plays that says OH, WAFFLE, OH, WAFFLE
LEAPING AROUND LIKE A FROG
I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE THING
YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER DOG
SO MANY NIGHTS WE'RE AWAKE
WHEN YOU'RE WOOFING
WE STILL LOVE YOU
EVERYBODY

Kids sing WAFFLE DOGGY
WAFFLE DOGGY
WAFFLE DOGGY

Waffle barks in the house, plays, jumps on the couch and runs in the yard.

The song continues YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER DOG
YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER DOG
YOU ARE
WHOA-OA-OA-OA
WHOA-OA-OA-OA
OH

Now Waffle poses with his human family.

Mom Jess has long brown hair in a half do and wears a yellow cardigan sweater.

Dad Simon has short wavy brown hair and wears red T-shirt under an unbuttoned red and blue plaid shirt.

Doug is around 8, with big curly brown hair and wears a red T-shirt.

Evie is around 6, with long slightly wavy blond hair with a little braid and wears denim overalls and a yellow T-shirt.

The name of the episode reads "Waffle and George."

Sitting on Doug's bed, Waffle looks at his picture and whimpers.

Evie says TODAY, DOUG WAS COMING
HOME, AND WAFFLE COULDN'T WAIT.
(BARKING)

Waffle says DOUG HOME!

Jess paints a wall and says YES, WAFFLE.
DOUG WILL BE HOME VERY SOON NOW.

Waffle says NOW?

Jess says NO, NO, NO, NOT NOW.
SOON.

Waffle says OH.
UM... NOW?

Jess says IN A LITTLE WHILE, WAFFLE.
(GROANING)
OH!
(WAFFLE GROANING)

Jess says I KNOW, IT'S SO HARD TO WAIT
WHEN YOU'RE EXCITED.
(SIGHING)
OH, POOR WAFFLE.
(SNIFFING)

Waffle says UH, SMELL.

Jess says SMELL?
(SNIFFING)
DO I SMELL?

Waffle says SMELL!
OOH!

Jess says OH, YOU MEAN THAT BISCUIT
BURNING SMELL.
I CAN SMELL IT NOW.
(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)
(BARKING)

Simon opens the oven and says HOT!
EVIE, OPEN THE BACK DOOR.
LET THE SMOKE OUT.

Evie says OKAY!

Simon takes the burnt cookies out of the oven and says THESE BISCUITS WERE MADE
FOR DOUG, I'VE RUINED.
GET THEM OUTSIDE, QUICK.

Jess says OH!

Simon says RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, QUICK,
QUICK.

Waffle runs to Missus Hobbs' house and says GEORGE!
DOUG'S BISCUITS!
ALL BURNED, GEORGE.
RUINED!
CAN YOU SMELL THEM?
OH, POOR DOUG.
RUINED!

Missus Hobbs says WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE?

George meows.

(MEOWING)

Missus Hobbs says IS THAT DOG MENACING MY GEORGE?
AGAIN?
RIGHT, GEORGE, EVIDENCE TIME.
I'M GOING TO TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH
OF THIS.
(MEOWING)

She presses a button and a fake flower with a hidden camera pops up from a planter.

Missus Hobbs says SMILE, DOGGIE.
IF YOU'RE OUT THERE.
(BARKING)
(GASPING)

She goes to her surveillance cameras control room and says GOTCHA.
PROOF.
YOU, DOG, WERE BOTHERING
MY GEORGE, AND ON MY PROPERTY
AGAIN!
SAVE THAT PICTURE.
(GEORGE MEOWING)
OH, DEAR, GEORGE,
IS HE STILL OUT THERE?
DON'T WORRY, I'LL MAKE SURE
THAT TALKING DOG NEVER GETS YOU.
(YELPING)

She puts on a cat mask, does a cartwheel and jumps towards the window.

She looks out and says WAFFLE?

Waffle pops up and says HELLO!
(SCREAMING)

Missus Hobbs screams and rolls backwards on the couch.

She says COURAGE, MAGENTA HOBBS.
COURAGE.
RIGHT, WAFFLE, HERE I COME.

She rolls out like a ninja and says WOO!
WOO!
(BARKING)

She does some moves with a broom.

Waffle says OH.
HOBBOBS... PLAY?

Missus Hobbs says PLAY?

Waffle says YEP.

Missus Hobbs says NO, WAFFLE, NO.
NO, NOT PLAY.

Waffle says PLAY, PLAY!

Missus Hobbs says NO, DOWN.
GO ON, GO ON.
MOVE.
NO PLAYING.
GO ON.
OFF YOU GO.

Jess comes along and says MRS. HOBBS, IS EVERYTHING ALL
RIGHT?

Missus Hobbs says I'M TRYING TO STOP YOUR DOG
FROM GOING IN THERE AND
DISTURBING MY GEORGE.
AND JUST WATCH ME DO IT.

The alarm voice goes off and says DOG SAFETY
SYSTEM ACTIVATED.
DOORS AND WINDOWS LOCKED.

Missus Hobbs says THERE, TAKE THAT, YOU
DASTARDLY DOG.
I WIN!
YOU'RE OUT HERE AND GEORGE IS
IN THERE.
HA-HA.
(MEOWING)
GEORGIE?
GEORGIE PORGIE.
YOU CAN'T GET TO HIM, NOW.
NEITHER CAN I.
I'M LOCKED OUT.

Jess says OH, DEAR.
WELL, I'M SURE THERE'S SOMETHING
WE COULD DO TO HELP.
SIMON?

Simon says OH, YES, OF COURSE.

Jess says EVIE?

Evie says YEAH.

Missus Hobbs says IT'S NOT JUST THAT.

The alarm voice says LASER SECURITY SYSTEM
ACTIVATING.

Missus Hobbs says THERE ARE LASERS.

A look at the inside of the house shows a series of laser beams all across the rooms.

Missus Hobbs says IF THE LASERS ARE TRIGGERED,
THEY SET OFF TRAPS, ALARMS,
AND, UH, SURPRISES.
OH!
WE NEED TO GET INSIDE BEFORE
GEORGE WAKES FROM HIS NAP.
IF HE MOVES, HE'LL SET OFF
THAT LASER.
OH, GEORGIE, DON'T MOVE
A WHISKER.
OH, JESS, THE ONLY WAY TO TURN
THE LASER SYSTEM OFF IS TO GET
INSIDE AND PRESS THAT BIG RED
BUTTON BY GEORGE.
BUT I CAN'T GET IN.

Jess says OH, THERE, THERE, MRS. HOBBS.
LET'S GO TO OUR HOUSE, HAVE A
NICE CUP OF TEA, AND THINK OF
A WAY TO SORT ALL OF THIS OUT.

Evie says AS WE TOOK MRS. HOBBS
INSIDE, TO THINK ABOUT WHAT TO
DO, WAFFLE ALREADY HAD A PLAN.

Waffle says TUNNEL, EVIE.

Evie says THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, WAFFLE.
THAT'S HOW WE CAN GET
INTO YOUR HOUSE.

Waffle says TUNNEL.

Missus Hobbs says TUNNEL?

Simon says IF IT'S OKAY, I'LL
HAVE TO OPEN IT UP AGAIN.

Missus Hobbs says YES, YES, GET THROUGH
THAT TUNNEL IMMEDIATELY.
GORGIE GEORGIE, HAVE NO FEAR.
HELP IS COMING!

Simon lifts the door to the tunnel and says THERE WE GO.
BE CAREFUL, WAFFLE.

Missus Hobbs says WAFFLE?
WHY CAN'T YOU GO, MR.
BROOKLYN-BELL?

Simon says THIS IS WAFFLE'S CHANCE TO
SHINE AND PROVE THAT HE'S A GOOD
DOG, MRS. HOBBS.

Evie says REMEMBER YOUR MISSION,
WAFFLE.
AVOID THE LASERS, PRESS THE BIG
RED BUTTON BEFORE GEORGE WAKES
UP.

Waffle says ER, AVOID LASERS, PRESS BIG
RED BUTTON.
OKAY.

Jess and Evie say GOOD LUCK,
WAFFLE.

Simon says GOOD BOY.

Waffle gets to Missus Hobbs' house through the tunnel.

Waffle says OKAY, AVOID LASERS,
PRESS BIG RED BUTTON.
OH!
LASERS!
OKAY...

Missus Hobbs says MY POOR GEORGE.
HE NEEDS TO SEE ME, NOT
THAT DOG, WHEN HE WAKES UP.
I'M COMING, GEORGIE.
I'M COMING!

She tries to crawl in the tunnel but she doesn't fit.

She says OH!
AHH!
I'M STUCK!
OOH, I CAN'T GET THROUGH.

Jess covers Evie's eyes.

Waffle says LEAVE THIS TO ME,
HOBBOBS.

Missus Hobbs says BUT THERE ARE DOG TRAPS.
WAFFLE, LOOK OUT.
(ALARM RINGING)

Waffle touches one of the lasers and a net falls down the ceiling.

The security system voice says DOG IN HOUSE.
DOG IN HOUSE.
DOG IN HOUSE.

Waffles dodges the net and continues.

Missus Hobbs says OH, AND OTHER SURPRISES.

Waffle says HUH?
OKAY.

The alarm says DOG IN HOUSE.
(GASPING)

A cardboard cutout of Missus Hobbs pops up and says SURPRISE!

Missus Hobbs says JUST GET TO THE RED BUTTON,
WAFFLE!
YOU CAN DO IT!

Waffle says MUST PRESS RED
BUTTON.
PRESS!
(CHUCKLING)

Waffle presses the button and deactivates the lasers.

He says EASY.

The alarm voice says DOORS AND WINDOWS UNLOCKED.

Simon says HEY, WELL DONE, WAFFLE.

Evie says WAFFLE, OUR HERO!

Simon says GOOD BOY.

Jess says AND GEORGE SLEPT THROUGH IT
ALL.

Simon says AWW.

Zoe and Doug come riding a tandem bike.

Zoe is in her thirties, with long curly brown hair and wears gray cargo pants, a gray T-shirt and a helmet.

Zoe says HELLO.
(BELL RINGING)
HELLO!

Simon says HEY, LOOK WHO'S BACK!
(BARKING)

Waffle says DOUG!
HOME!

Doug says OH!

Jess says YOU ALL RIGHT?

Simon says OH, LOOK AT HIM.

Jess says OH, LOOK AT THAT.

Doug says I MISSED YOU, WAFFLE.

Evie says HE MISSED YOU, TOO.

Missus Hobbs says I'M STUCK!

Jess says NO.
MRS. HOBBS, SIMON, SHE'S STILL
STUCK IN THE TUNNEL.

Zoe says STUCK IN WHAT TUNNEL?

Missus Hobbs says HELP!
HELP!

Jess says OH, NO.

Simon says OH.
RIGHT, HEAVE.
(BARKING)

Jess and Simon grab her by the legs and say READY?
HEAVE!

Jess says WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
SHE'S STUCK FAST!

Missus Hobbs says IT'S NO GOOD.
JUST LEAVE ME.

Zoe says IT'S FINE, MRS. HOBBS.
I'M ZOE, DOUG'S MUM, AND I'VE
GOT JUST THE THING TO GET YOU
OUT.
OOLIGAN GREASE.

Missus Hobbs says OOLIGAN WHO?

Evie says WHAT'S THAT?

Zoe says IT'S FROM ALASKA, AND IT WILL
GET ANYTHING OUT OF ANYWHERE.

Jess says OH!

Zoe says RIGHT.

Simon says UGH.

Jess says FISHY!

Simon says COME ON, EVERYBODY.
LET'S GET THIS ON.
I LOVE A BIT OF OOLIGAN GREASE.

Missus Hobbs says BE CAREFUL BACK THERE.

They all start smearing grease on Missus Hobbs' rear.

Simon says OOLIGAN OIL WILL MAKE
YOU SLIPPY, MRS. HOBBS, AND THEN
WE'LL GIVE YOU A PUSH THROUGH.

Missus Hobbs says I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY,
MAGENTA HOBBS, THAT THIS IS NOT
A SITUATION YOU EVER WANT TO BE
IN AGAIN.

Evie says WHOA.

Missus Hobbs says IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF ALL
THIS KIT.
NO MORE TRAPS, ALARMS, SENSORS,
AND LASERS.
OH, I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE
TO TRY TO ACCEPT THAT DOG.

Zoe says RIGHT, READY,
MRS. HOBBS?

Missus Hobbs says READY.

Evie says READY?

Simon says OKAY.

They all say PUSH!

She gets unstuck and goes in the tunnel.

Evie says OH!
ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE?

Simon says ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
MRS. HOBBS?

Missus Hobbs says YES, I'M ALL RIGHT.
I'M BACK HOME AGAIN NOW,
WITH GEORGE.
I'M A BIT STINKY, AND I CAN'T
BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, BUT...
THANK YOU, WAFFLE.

Simon says OH, GOOD BOY.

Missus Hobbs says NOW, SEAL THAT TUNNEL UP,
SECURELY, PLEASE, PRONTO.
THAT MEANS RIGHT AWAY.

Simon says OH, YES, I WILL, MRS. HOBBS.
JUST A MINUTE.

Missus Hobbs says NOW!

Simon says OH.
OKAY, HOBBOBS...
I MEAN, MRS. HOBBS.
I'LL DO IT RIGHT AWAY.
I'M ON IT.

Missus Hobbs says I DON'T WANT THAT DOG COMING
THROUGH AGAIN.

Waffle says AGAIN?
AGAIN!

Waffle goes through the tunnel again.

Missus Hobbs says I SAID YOU NEED TO BLOCK UP
THIS HOLE, IMMEDIATELY!

Simon says WAFFLE, WAFFLE, COME BACK.
WAFFLE!

Missus Hobbs says COME ON!

Evie says POOR WAFFLE WAS IN
TROUBLE AGAIN WITH MRS. HOBBS,
BUT HE'D SAVED THE DAY!
WAS THAT ENOUGH TO MAKE MRS.
HOBBS CHANGE HER MIND
ABOUT WAFFLE FOR GOOD?

Simon says SORRY, MRS. HOBBS.

Jess says SORRY.

Music plays as the end credits roll.

The song goes EVERYBODY
WAFFLE DOGGY,
WAFFLE DOGGY
WAFFLE DOGGY
YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER DOG,
SUCH A CLEVER DOG, YOU ARE
(BARKING)
WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH

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