Max sits in his dad's desk wearing a suit and tie.

Maxwell is in his mid-teens, with short light brown hair.

He says FOR THE BIG...CAN WE GIVE IT
ONE MORE TRY?
BLEH, BLEH.

A man slams a clapperboard.

The Big Top Academy logo appears with the caption "Big Top Bulletin."

Max says I'M MAXWELL RAYNE AND IT'S TIME
FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF "WHAT
BUGS ME RIGHT NOW."
THE TOPIC OF TODAY'S "WHAT BUGS
ME RIGHT NOW" IS LONG WEEKENDS.
PEOPLE ALREADY HAVE TWO WHOLE
DAYS TO SLACK OFF AROUND HERE.
SATURDAY AND SUNDAY, BUT THEN
SOMETIMES THERE'S HOLIDAYS THAT
COME AND EXTEND THOSE WEEKENDS
EVEN LONGER.
THEN A FRIDAY OR A MONDAY, WHICH
ARE NORMALLY PERFECTLY GOOD DAYS
OF THE WEEK, GET LUMPED INTO A
DUMB WEEKEND.
THAT MEANS KIDS AREN'T
REHEARSING OR TRAINING OR
STUDYING OR DOING ANYTHING FOR
THE BETTERMENT OF THEMSELVES OR
SOCIETY.
THEY'RE JUST HAVING FUN OR
GOOFING OFF OR TAKING NAPS.
I SAY WE SHOULD ABOLISH WEEKENDS
ALTOGETHER BUT ESPECIALLY LONG
WEEKENDS.
NOBODY NEEDS THAT MUCH DOWN
TIME.
NOW OVER TO NICHOLAS WITH THE
WEATHER.

Nicholas is in his early teens, with short curly brown hair and wears a blue suit, a blue tie, a pale blue shirt and sunglasses.

Nicholas says WE'RE LOOKING AT SUNNY SKIES FOR
THIS LONG WEEKEND BUT SOME
DEFINITE STORM CLOUDS FOR OVER
IN THAT GENERAL AREA.
BACK TO YOU MAX.

Holding an umbrella, Max says FOR THE BIG TOP BULLETIN, I'M
MAXWELL RAYNE.
HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING OR
WHATEVER.
CUT.

He shuts the umbrella and says STUPID, STUPID THING.
JUST CLOSE.