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Transcript: The Substitute
Pups run around in the academy.
A Pup says WAIT FOR ME.
Whiz says DID YOU HEAR? WE'RE GETTING
A SUBSTITUTE HUMAN TODAY.
Corazon says WOO-HOO!
WHAT'S A SUBSTITUTE?
Spark says IT MEANS ANOTHER HUMAN
IS COMING TO PUP ACADEMY
TO TAKE OVER
FOR MORGAN.
Corazon says WOO-HOO!
WHAT'S A MORGAN?
Bite says YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?
WE GET TO PRANK
THE SUBSTITUTE.
REMEMBER PROFESSOR HOWARD'S
FIRST DAY?
In a memory, a machine shoots objects that stick on Howard.
Howard says AH!
WHOA, THIS IS HEAVY.
The memory ends.
[all laughing]
Bite says PUP ACADEMY HAS HAD
SUBSTITUTES BEFORE,
BUT THIS IS THE FIRST EVER
HUMAN SUBSTITUTE.
IT'S HISTORIC!
Corazon says WHICH IS WHY YOU GOTTA
LEAVE THE PRANKING TO
MOI,
SEÑOR
FUN.
Bite says LEAVE IT TO YOU?
EVERYBODY KNOWS
I'M THE PRANK MASTER GENERAL,
FOUR DOG YEARS RUNNING.
Whiz says BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY PUP
THAT'S BEEN HERE
FOUR YEARS IN A ROW.
Bit growls.
Corazon says WELL, THERE'S A NEW
PRANK MASTER GENERAL IN TOWN.
Bite says OH, REALLY?
I GLADLY ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE.
WHOEVER MAKES
THE SUBSTITUTE QUIT
IS THE UNDISPUTED
PRANK MASTER GENERAL.
AND GETS TO WEAR
THE OFFICIAL PRANK MASTER SASH.
Corazon gasps and says THERE'S A SASH?
OH, HO, HO!
YOU'RE ON!
AND MAY THE BEST
PRANKSTER WIN!
Bite and Corazon say WHICH WILL BE ME!
Bite and his friends leave.
Corazon says WHAT'S A SASH?
Whiz says CORAZON, ARE YOU HAVING
A TEMPORARY LAPSE
IN JUDGEMENT?
YOU THINK YOU CAN
OUTPRANK BITE?
HE'S THE BADDEST DOG
IN SCHOOL!
Corazon says WELL, THAT MEANS
I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IT
TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
NO MERCY.
WHOEVER THAT SUBSTITUTE IS,
THEY'RE TOAST.
Morgan looks sick. He has a thermometer on his mouth.
Holding Morgan by his shoulders, Izzy says I CAN'T BELIEVE TODAY'S THE DAY.
I GET TO BE YOUR SUBSTITUTE.
I'M GOING BACK
TO PUP ACADEMY!
THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Excited, Izzy shakes Morgan. He sneezes.
Izzy says EW!
I'M SORRY YOU'RE SICK,
BUT THIS,
THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!
She dances and says OH, YEAH. UH-HUH.
OH, YEAH. WOO!
OH, YEAH.
BREAK IT DOWN NOW!
The theme song plays.
Through magical portals disguised as fire hydrants, puppies appear at the Pup Academy entrance. They wear school uniforms.
At the academy, Charlie turns on a device that lights up the fire hydrants and activates the puppies' collars. Fast clips show them at school and playing. Morgan, Charlie and Izzy have fun with the pups and experience different adventures.
The song plays YEAH, HERE WE ARE, WE'RE
ALWAYS LEARNING SOMETHING NEW
THERE MAY BE UPS AND DOWNS
BUT WE'LL BE COMIN' THROUGH
SO PAY ATTENTION
WE'LL PICK UP A THING OR TWO
UH-OH-O-OH
I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE
NO MATTER WHAT
NO MATTER WHAT
YOU GOT ME DAY AND NIGHT
NO MATTER WHAT
NO MATTER WHAT
I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE
FOR YOU
AND I KNOW
YOU'RE THERE FOR ME TOO
AND WE GOT THAT BOND
FOR LIFE
NO MATTER WHAT
NO MATTER WHAT
I GOT YOU LIKE THAT.
Against the night sky, the name of the show appears. It reads "Pup Academy. Created by Anna McRoberts."
In the kitchen, Morgan's mom says OH, HEY, IZZY.
WE'RE SO GLAD THAT YOU CAN
SUBSTITUTE FOR MORGAN
AT PUP ACADEMY
WHILE HE'S SICK.
Izzy says I KNOW.
ISN'T IT GREAT?
Morgan says I HAVE A 101 DEGREE FEVER.
Izzy says I KNOW!
I'M SO PUMPED!
Mom says AND I MADE MORGAN'S
FAVORITE LUNCH FOR YOUR BIG DAY.
Mom hands Izzy her lunch.
Izzy says AW.
She reads "HAVE FUN.
WATCH WHERE YOU STEP."
She says AW, YOU GIVE HIM THESE
LITTLE POST-IT NOTES?
THAT IS ADORABLE.
Mom says YES, AND HE KEEPS
ALL OF THEM.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Morgan says COULD YOU GUYS STOP TALKING
ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE?
Morgan says WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE,
SWEETHEART.
YOU SHOULD BE IN BED.
THE SITTER'S GONNA
BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
I HAVE A DOUBLE SHIFT
AT THE HOSPITAL TODAY
SO GRANDPA AND I
ARE GONNA SHARE SICK DUTY.
HAVE FUN, IZZY.
Izzy says I WILL.
Morgan says KEEP WARM.
Izzy says BYE.
Mom says BYE, HONEY.
Morgan says OKAY. YOU'LL NEED MY TAG
TO GO TO PUP ACADEMY.
Izzy says HMM?
CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
Izzy wipes the tag.
Morgan says AND THE WOOFIE-TALKIE.
Izzy says ALSO AWESOME, OVER.
[chuckles]
Morgan says OKAY, TO THE TOILET.
Izzy says BYE.
In the bathroom, Izzy stands on the toilet holding the tag.
Izzy says AWESOME!
A magical whirlpool makes her appear on a garden through a shining wooden door with a moon cut out.
Izzy says SUBSTITUTE IZZY
REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.
Charlie says WELL, YOUR OFFICIAL PUP ACADEMY
WELCOMING COMMITTEE
PROUDLY WELCOMES YOU
TO PUP ACADEMY.
Izzy screams THIS IS SO AWESOME!
WOO-HOO!
Charlie chuckles and says YES, IT IS.
D. O. G. says CHARLIE, ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
Izzy says I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BACK!
Charlie says WHEN MORGAN ALMOST REVEALED
THE SCHOOL TO THE WORLD,
IZZY HELPED KEEP IT A SECRET.
AND I SORT OF PROMISED.
WITH MORGAN OUT SICK,
I FIGURED THIS WAS
THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY.
Izzy runs back and forth.
She says THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY
OF MY LIFE!
Charlie says AH, THAT'S GOOD.
NICE.
[chuckles]
SHE LIKES IT.
Izzy says OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT I'M BACK!
Charlie says JUST STAY RIGHT THERE.
OKAY?
Izzy says OKAY.
Charlie says ALL RIGHT.
Izzy says SUBSTITUTE IZZY,
OFFICIALLY
REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.
WHAT DO I NEED TO KNOW?
IF I DO A GOOD JOB,
CAN I COME BACK?
Charlie says LET'S JUST SEE HOW TODAY
GOES FIRST, SHALL WE? OKAY.
Izzy nods.
D-O-G says THEY'RE GONNA
WALK ALL OVER HER, AREN'T THEY?
D-O-G barks.
Izzy says WHAT DID HE SAY?
Charlie says UH, THAT YOU'RE
GONNA DO GREAT.
Izzy says THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID.
D-O-G says THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
Charlie says OKAY, UH, LOOK, IZZY,
PUP ACADEMY IS NOT
ALL FUN AND GAMES.
Izzy says MM-HMM.
Charlie says IF YOU WANT THE FULL
CARETAKER EXPERIENCE,
THEN YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS.
Izzy says IS THIS WHAT
I THINK IT IS?
Charlie says WELL, IF YOU THINK
IT'S A POOPER-SCOOPER,
THEN YES.
Izzy says EW.
Holding a bowl, Charlie says HERE.
Morgan groans.
Charlie says EAT UP.
THIS WILL MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER.
Morgan says THIS IS DISGUSTING.
CAN YOU TASTE TEST IT?
Charlie says OF COURSE.
I'D BE HAPPY
TO TASTE IT AGAIN
IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY.
Morgan nods.
Charlie says OH, OKAY.
OH, LOOK.
Morgan turns and says HUH?
Charlie throws a spoon of soup behind him and pretends to have tasted it.
Charlie says MMM. SO GOOD.
Morgan says YOU SURE WE SHOULDN'T
CALL MOM?
Charlie says NAH!
IT'S NOTHIN' CHARLIE'S OL'
TIMEY REMEDIES CAN'T CURE.
AH, HERE, THIS WILL HELP.
PUT THAT ON YOUR NOSE.
Morgan puts a clothes peg on his nose.
He says WHENEVER ONE OF
THE PUPS GET SICK,
I GIVE THEM
A BIG BITE OF THIS,
AND THEY FEEL BETTER
ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.
Morgan says THIS IS SOUP YOU GIVE
TO SICK DOGS?
Charlie says YES.
Morgan runs off and says UGH!
Charlie says WHENEVER YOU'RE DONE
IN THERE, LET ME KNOW.
I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK.
The pups sit in a classroom. Corazon laughs.
Bite says WHAT'RE YOU LAUGHIN' ABOUT?
Corazon says OH, NOTHIN'.
EXCEPT I ALREADY
SET UP MY FIRST PRANK
AND IT'S GOING DOWN
IN THIS CLASSROOM.
BOOYA!
Rotty says DANG!
HE'S AHEAD OF YOU, BITE!
Bite says PFFT.
Corazon says THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M
THE "BESTEST" "PRANKOLOGIST."
THIS SIDE OF...
THIS SIDE OF, UH, THAT SIDE.
I'M PRETTY SURE
"BESTEST" ISN'T A WORD.
Whiz says NOR, FOR THAT MATTER,
IS "PRANKOLOGIST."
[door opens]
Charlie says PUPS, AS YOU KNOW,
WE HAVE A SUBSTITUTE TODAY.
I EXPECT YOU TO TREAT THIS HUMAN
WITH THE SAME RESPECT
YOU WOULD TREAT MORGAN
OR MYSELF.
[laughing]
Bite says YEAH, GAME ON.
Charlie says EVERYONE, SAY HELLO
TO TODAY'S SUBSTITUTE HUMAN.
Corazon says THIS SUB ISN'T GONNA KNOW
WHAT HIT THEM.
Charlie says IZZY.
Corazon yells IZZY?
[GASPS]
Izzy says HMM.
Corazon yells NO!
IZZY! LOOK OUT!
Izzy says HI, EVERYBODY.
WHOA!
Izzy walks in and marbles fall out of a bucket.
Corazon says NO!
Izzy says MY NAME...
WHOA!
Izzy slips and falls.
[pups laughing]
[whispers]
Corazon says OH, NO.
Izzy says NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
SUBSTITUTE IZZY
REPORTING FOR DUTY
AND PLANNING ON KICKING BUTT
SO I GET TO COME BACK.
Bite says NICE ONE, CORAZON.
YOU TRIPPED HER
RIGHT WHEN SHE CAME IN.
DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD IT IN YA.
Corazon says NEITHER DID I.
[bell ringing]
Corazon says BITE! WAIT UP!
Bite says CORAZON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Corazon says BITE, WE HAVE TO CALL OFF
THE PRANKFEST!
THE SUBSTITUTE IS MY HUMAN.
I GIVE.
Bite chuckles and says SERIOUSLY?
Corazon says YES! SO YOU WIN! OKAY?
Bite says OH, NO.
NOW THAT I KNOW
THE SUBSTITUTE'S YOUR HUMAN,
THIS IS GONNA BE
DOUBLE THE FUN.
Corazon says OH, NO!
Izzy and Charlie chat on the sport field.
Charlie says OKAY, SO, I'VE GOTTA
RUN BACK AND CHECK ON MORGAN.
Izzy says OKAY.
Charlie says YOU GOT THIS, IZZY?
Izzy says ABSOLUTELY.
I'M LASER FOCUSED
ON BEING
THE BEST SUBSTITUTE EVER.
OH, MY GOSH!
LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE UNIFORMS.
THEY ARE SO CUTE.
Charlie says FETCHBALL IS AN IMPORTANT PART
OF WHAT WE DO HERE
AT PUP ACADEMY.
SKILLS LEARNED HERE
HELP YOUR PUP
BE A BETTER PET
IN THE HUMAN WORLD.
Coach K9 says OKAY, PUPS.
PLAY HARD,
AND KEEP IT CLEAN.
A SUBSTITUTE
REF DOESN'T ENTITLE YOU
TO ENGAGE
IN RECKLESS SHENANIGANS.
ALTHOUGH,
IT COULD BE FUN.
Bite laughs.
Rotty says YOU'RE THE BEST PRANKSTER
EVER, BITE.
Corazon says OH, NO.
I'VE GOTTA STOP BITE
BEFORE HE PRANKS IZZY.
COACH?
Coach K9 says HEY, WHAT'S UP, CORAZON?
Corazon says HEY, I WAS WONDERING.
MAYBE INSTEAD OF FETCHBALL
WE COULD,
UH, NOT, NOT FETCHBALL?
Coach K9 yells OH, YEAH, AND I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU'D LIKE DETENTION
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY?
Corazon says WELL, NO, BUT...
Coach K9 yells THEN GET OUT THERE
AND FETCH!
Charlie says SO, YOU'RE THE REF.
YOU GOTTA WORK
THE FETCHBALL LAUNCHER.
THEN, ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS STAND OVER THERE,
BLOW THE WHISTLE,
AND KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR BITING,
NIPPING AND SHOVING.
Izzy says GOT IT.
Charlie says HAVE FUN.
Izzy blows the whistle and says GO FETCH!
Coach K9 says ALL RIGHT!
LET'S SEE SOME HUSTLE.
HUT! HUT!
COME ON, PUPS!
MOVE YOUR TAILS.
Bite says HEY, CORAZON.
READY FOR THE PREGAME SHOW?
In slow motion, Corazon says NO!
Objects stick on Izzy's shirt as the fetch ball launcher shoots them.
Bite and Rotty laugh.
Bite says OLDIE BUT A GOODIE, HUH?
I TURNED THE FETCHBALL FLINGERS
INTO HIGH SPEED
AND USED THE STICKY TOYS,
JUST LIKE I DID
TO PROFESSOR HOWARD.
BITE TAKES THE LEAD.
Corazon says NO!
Izzy says AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?
IS THIS HOW THE GAME WORKS?
Corazon says IZZY, IZZY, IZZY!
YOU'RE OKAY!
Coach K9 says OH, I GET IT. I GET IT.
A PRANK, VERY FUNNY.
VERY, VERY FUNNY.
ACTUALLY, IT WAS FUNNY.
NOW, COME ON.
LET'S TAKE A LAP.
Morgan sits on a sofa at his house.
Morgan says SO HOW'S IZZY DOING?
Charlie says AH, STILL A LITTLE CLUMSY,
BUT SHE'S FIGURING IT OUT.
NOW, AS FOR YOU...
[shivers]
Charlie puts Morgan's feet on a basin with cold water.
Charlie says THE WET SOCK TREATMENT.
HERE, LIE BACK.
THIS IS ONE OF MY GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDMOTHER'S REMEDIES.
SHE WAS SORT OF A,
UH, A DOCTOR IN HER DAY.
OR A MEDICINE WOMAN.
ANYWAY,
SHE MADE GREAT SOUP.
Morgan says S-- SO, YOU WANT ME
TO PUT MY FEET
IN ICE-COLD WATER,
WHILE YOU SLAP A PAIR
OF HOT WET SOCKS ON MY FACE.
Charlie says YEP. TRIED AND TESTED
BY YOURS TRULY.
Morgan says EW!
Charlie says HOW YOU FEELIN'?
Morgan says RIDICULOUS!
Charlie says EXACTLY.
ASIDE FROM CONFUSING THE GERMS,
WE'RE GOING TO EMBARRASS THEM
INTO LEAVING YOUR BODY.
OH, SPEAKING OF WHICH.
[camera shutter clicks]
Charlie takes a picture of Morgan.
Morgan says WHAT WAS THAT?
Charlie says NOTHING. JUST HEAL.
Mom says OH.
She chuckles and continues CHARLIE, NOT
WET SOCK THERAPY AGAIN.
Charlie says YEAH.
Mom says MORGAN, SWEETHEART,
I GOT YOU SOME
THERE'S-NO-FLU,
FOR KIDS.
THAT'S REAL MEDICINE.
Charlie says MODERN DOESN'T MEAN
BETTER, MOLLY.
YOU SHOULD TRY WET SOCK
AT THE HOSPITAL TODAY.
IN FACT, FEEL FREE
TO SHARE THE SECRET
WITH THE OTHER NURSES TOO.
Mom says ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
MY MORGAN SHIFT
STARTS RIGHT NOW.
WHY DON'T WE SEE
WHO GETS HIM BETTER FASTER,
SHALL WE?
Charlie says OH.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Morgan says I AM NOT AN EXPERIMENT.
Mom and Charlie shake hands and say IT'S ON!
Now, pups eat lunch at school.
Bite says ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY,
LUNCHTIME.
HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY
FOR LAUGHS.
Corazon says NO. SERIOUSLY, BITE,
THIS IS MY HUMAN.
WE CAN'T PRANK HER AGAIN.
Bite says OH, NO. THE BET IS ON
UNTIL SHE QUITS.
SO SIT DOWN
AND TAKE SOME NOTES, PAL,
CLASS IS IN SESSION.
Izzy says OKAY, PUPS.
KIBBLE BREAK!
WAIT.
[pups laughing]
Izzy removes a toy from her hair and says HUH?
MISSED ONE.
Bite says WHEN SHE HITS
THAT KIBBLE CUPBOARD,
IT'S ALL GOING DOWN.
Corazon says NO!
Izzy opens the cupboard and kibble falls out.
Izzy says OH, NO!
EVERYTHING JUST
KEEPS MESSING UP.
CHARLIE WILL NEVER
INVITE ME BACK.
Charlie walks in and says HMM.
Next, in a class, Howard says SO TO SUMMARIZE, MY PEEPS.
HYGIENE: I DON'T LIKE BATHS
ANY MORE THAN YOU,
BUT NOBODY HUGS YOU
WITHOUT THEM.
Izzy and Charlie walk into the classroom.
Izzy says SO THERE'S NO EXPLANATION
FOR WHY THE KIBBLE
WOULD FALL OUT LIKE THAT?
Charlie says NO. IT'S FOR EATING,
NOT WEARING.
I'M STARTING TO THINK...
Howard barks and says AND FINALLY,
IT'S TIME TO TALK TO YOU
CANINES ABOUT YOUR CANINES.
Howard laughs.
[crickets chirping]
Howard says BECAUSE TEETH ARE
ALSO KNOWN AS CANINES?
COOL, RIGHT?
UM... CHARLIE?
A LITTLE HELP?
Charlie says AH, YES.
ORAL HYGIENE IS VERY IMPORTANT
FOR BOTH DOGS AND HUMANS.
SOON, YOUR HUMAN WILL TAKE YOU
TO GET YOUR TEETH CLEANED.
IZZY WILL SHOW YOU
WHAT TO EXPECT.
Izzy says THIS ONE I CAN ACE.
YOU JUST WATCH, CHARLIE.
YOU'LL DEFINITELY WANT ME
BACK AT THE ACADEMY
AFTER THIS LESSON.
Charlie says OKAY.
Bite laughs.
Corazon says BITE, WHAT DID YOU DO?
Bite says I'VE TAKEN THIS CLASS
FOUR TIMES.
I KNOW EXACTLY
HOW TO PRANK A HUMAN HERE.
Izzy says MM-HMM.
Izzy brushes her teeth and they turn black.
Bite laughs.
Corazon says NO!
Charlie says YOU, UH, HAVE SOMETHING
IN YOUR TEETH.
Izzy says OH, MY GOSH!
IS THIS A PART OF THE CLASS?
Corazon whimpers.
Charlie says OH, NO.
Izzy says WHAT?
Charlie says WELL, WHEN I SAW THE MARBLES,
I SUSPECTED.
THEN THE FETCHBALL FLINGERS,
THE KIBBLE,
AND NOW THIS.
THIS IS PROFESSOR HOWARD'S
FIRST DAY ALL OVER AGAIN.
Howard laughs and says WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
CHARLIE?
MY FIRST DAY WAS BOSS!
In a memory, Howard TOYS. ARGH!
EVERYWHERE.
NO. NO!
Back in the class, Howard says YUP.
IT WAS A PERFECT DAY.
Charlie says THE PUPS ARE PRANKING YOU.
Izzy says MY BEST FRIEND PRANKED ME?
NOT AWESOME, CORAZON.
NOT AWESOME AT ALL.
[whimpers]
Charlie meets Izzy in another room. Corazon runs in.
Charlie says I WAS ON MY WAY
TO GET MORGAN HIS
TEDDY BOO BOO AND, UH,
AHEM, IZZY, LET ME
TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS.
THIS IS A SCHOOL
He clears throat and continues UH, JUST LIKE YOURS.
Izzy says OKAY.
Charlie says YOU'RE A SUBSTITUTE.
WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU HAVE ONE?
Izzy says WELL, THERE WAS
THIS ONE TIME
WHERE MORGAN AND I PRANKED
MR. BANNINGTON'S SUB...
[BOTH LAUGH]
Izzy says AND WE PUT WHIPPED CREAM
ALL OVER HIS CHAIR.
Y-- YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST FORGET I TOLD YOU THAT.
Charlie says MM-HMM.
Izzy says I JUST...
PFFT.
I GET PRANKS.
I EVEN LIKE PRANKS.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY CORAZON WOULD PRANK ME.
Charlie says I COULD ASK HIM.
Izzy says YEAH, SURE.
WAIT, WHAT?
OH, MY GOSH!
THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU CAN TALK TO DOGS!
Charlie says MM-HMM.
Corazon says YOU CAN HELP ME
TALK TO IZZY!
Charlie says OKAY.
Izzy says OOH! OOH! WHY DOES HE
CHASE HIS TAIL?
Corazon says WHY CAN'T I SLEEP
ON THE BED?
Izzy says DID HE EAT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE?
Corazon says WHY DOES SHE PUT THE LID DOWN
ON THE WATER BOWL?
Izzy says AND WHY DOES HE EAT
THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT FOOD?
DISGUSTING.
Corazon says WHY DOES SHE EAT
BRUSSELS SPROUTS?
DISGUSTING!
Charlie says HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY! ENOUGH!
I'LL HELP YOU GUYS
SET UP A NICE LONG
CHAT LATER. OKAY?
CORAZON, IZZY WANTS TO KNOW
WHY YOU'RE PRANKING HER.
HE SAID HE'S NOT TRYING
TO PRANK YOU.
HE'S TRYING TO STOP THEM
FROM HAPPENING.
APPARENTLY,
BITE IS TRYING
TO GET YOU TO QUIT SO THAT...
OH, SO THAT HE CAN BE
THE UNDISPUTED
"PRANKSTER GENERAL."
OH, "PRANK MASTER GENERAL."
RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
Izzy says OH! OKAY, THAT IS SUCH A RELIEF.
Charlie says THAT'S GREAT.
BUT, IF YOU FEEL BETTER,
I SHOULD GO SEE
IF MORGAN'S FEELING BETTER.
WITH TEDDY BOO BOO.
[chuckles]
Izzy says WAIT!
Charlie says WHAT?
Izzy says BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
CAN YOU ASK CORAZON
FOR ME
IF HE HAS ONE MORE PRANK
IN HIM?
Charlie says YEAH.
I GUESS I CAN.
[barking]
Morgan hugs a pot with a towel on his head.
Morgan says SO THIS WILL
GET RID OF THE COLD?
Charlie says ABSOLUTELY.
ANOTHER ONE OF CHARLIE'S
OL' TIMEY REMEDIES.
STEAM WILL CLEAR
ALL THAT AILS YOU.
Mom says EXCEPT IT'S CHICKEN SOUP.
Charlie says EXACTLY! YOU THINK
EATING IT IS GOOD FOR YOU?
IMAGINE STEAMING IN IT.
Charlie and Mom sit next to Morgan.
Mom says OH.
OH, SWEETHEART,
YOU ARE STILL BURNING UP...
[SNIFFS]...
AND YOU SMELL LIKE
CHICKEN NOODLE.
I'LL TAKE IT OVER FROM HERE,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
A LITTLE MENTHOL RUB
AND A HUMIDIFIER
TO THE RESCUE.
Charlie says OH, HO.
SUIT YOURSELF.
I THINK HE MADE
SOME BIG IMPROVEMENTS
UNDER MY CARE.
Mom says OH, SURELY, YOU JEST.
Charlie says NO, I DON'T JEST AT ALL.
I THINK HE'S REALLY
DOING MUCH BETTER.
Mom says I DISAGREE, AND I FEEL
THAT HE'LL MAKE
BIGGER IMPROVEMENTS
UNDER MY CARE.
Charlie says I BEG TO DIFFER.
MY CARE.
Mom says MY CARE.
Charlie says MY CARE.
Mom says MY CARE.
Charlie says MY CARE.
As the speak, they pull Morgan to their sides.
Morgan says I DON'T CARE!
I JUST WANT TO GET BETTER.
Charlie says OH.
I'LL GET THREE SPOONS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
Mom says I'M HUNGRY.
Charlie says LET'S EAT.
Morgan sighs.
Bite and Rotty hide behind a tree.
Bite says OH! SHE'S ON THE EDGE.
ONE MORE PRANK
AND YOU KNOW SHE'S GONNA QUIT.
Rotty says WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
Bite says I DON'T KNOW.
BUT SOMETHING WORTHY OF
"PRANK MASTER GENERAL."
Charlie says OH, SUBSTITUTE IZZY!
WHERE ARE YOU?
Izzy says YOU SUMMONED ME, SIR?
Charlie says I DID.
I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT TASK
FOR YOU TO DO RIGHT NOW,
IN THE MANNER
IN WHICH I TELL YOU.
Izzy says I WILL NOT
LET YOU DOWN, SIR.
Izzy observes Bite and Rotty.
Charlie says RAKING LEAVES.
TAKE THIS RAKE,
AND CLEAN THIS ALL UP.
Bite says THIS IS PERFECT.
CHARLIE'S GIVING US
EVERY DETAIL.
Bite and Rotty run off.
Izzy says THAT'S THE DOG YOU SAY
KEEPS GETTING HELD BACK?
Charlie says FOUR YEARS NOW.
Izzy says NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL
IN THE SHED.
Laughing mischievously, Rotty and Bite place plastic snakes on a pile of leaves.
Rotty says ROTTY LOVES IT.
OKAY, SO WE LEAVE
THE SNAKES IN THE PILE.
AND THEN THE SNAKES
SCARE HER, AND WE WIN?
Bite says WHO ISN'T AFRAID
OF SNAKES, RIGHT?
SHE'S TOTALLY GONNA QUIT
AFTER THIS PRANK.
SHH! SHH!
HERE SHE COMES.
Rotty says SHH! THIS IS IT, BITE.
I THINK SHE SEES THE SNAKES.
[hissing]
Izzy yells AH! SNAKE!
Izzy falls.
Rotty says SHE TOTALLY FELL FOR IT.
Bite says THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.
Charlie says WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?
DID YOU JUST PRANK
THE SUBSTITUTE?
DO YOU WANT ME
TO REPORT YOU TO D-O-G?
Bite says NO, NO, NO, NO!
Rotty says YES!
I MEAN, NO!
UH, WAIT,
IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION?
Charlie says YOU GO HELP THE POOR GIRL OUT!
Bite says FINE.
BUT I STILL BET SHE QUITS.
Charlie says THERE YOU GO.
Rotty grabs a plastic arm. Bite and Rotty scream.
Bite says ROTTY!
YOU RIPPED HER ARM OFF!
Rotty screams SHE TASTES LIKE PLASTIC.
Izzy gets up.
Bite screams SHE'S A ZOMBIE!
DON'T EAT ME!
I TASTE TERRIBLE!
Izzy says BOOYA!
OH, YEAH!
Charlie chuckles.
Bite says WAIT.
I GOT PRANKED
BY THE SUBSTITUTE?
Corazon says BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
I THINK THERE'S A NEW
PRANK MASTER GENERAL IN TOWN:
IZZY!
Charlie says I COMPLETELY AGREE.
Izzy says I LOVE THIS PLACE.
Bite says OH, MAN!
THIS SASH REALLY
BROUGHT OUT MY EYES.
Next, Charlie, D.O.G. and Izzy stand in the park.
Charlie sneezes.
Izzy says BLESS YOU!
Charlie says OH, THANKS.
AND GOOD JOB TEACHING
THOSE PUPS A LESSON.
Izzy says THAT IS WHAT YOU
DO HERE, ISN'T IT?
Charlie says AH. WHAT WE DO HERE.
Izzy says I CAN COME BACK?
Charlie says UPON INVITATION
FROM ME OR MORGAN.
BUT, YES.
Izzy yells I CAN COME BACK!
WOO-HOO!
Charlie says THAT'S CUTE.
I CAN COME BACK!
D.O.G. says SHE DID EARN THEIR RESPECT.
Izzy says THIS IS SO AWESOME!
Charlie says SHE'LL BE FUN TO HAVE AROUND.
BESIDES,
[sneezes]...
WE MAY NEED THE HELP.
[sneezes]
Later, Morgan and Izzy chat in the kitchen.
Morgan says YOU'RE THE PRANK MASTER GENERAL?
NICE WORK.
Izzy says AND I EARNED
A RETURN TRIP.
HOW YOU FEELING?
Morgan says GREAT! MOM AND CHARLIE
NURSED ME BACK TO HEALTH.
I'M ALL BETTER.
BUT SEEMS THEY CAUGHT
WHAT I HAD.
[blows nose, sniffles]
Charlie and Mom sit in the sofa looking ill.
Charlie says I'LL TRADE YOU A LITTLE
MEDICINE FOR MY SOCKS.
SEEMS LIKE A LITTLE OLD
AND A LITTLE NEW
IS THE WAY TO HEAL FAST.
SO WE BOTH WIN?
Mom says OH, CHARLIE,
I THINK WE BOTH LOST.
Charlie says YEAH.
Mom says BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
AT THIS POINT, OH,
I WILL TRY ANYTHING.
HAND 'EM OVER.
Charlie says OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
GONNA NEED A SUBSTITUTE.
Excited, Izzy says I'M SO PUMPED!
Mom and Charlie sneeze.
(music plays)
The end credits roll.
Executive Producer, TVO Kids.
A Pup says WAIT FOR ME.
Whiz says DID YOU HEAR? WE'RE GETTING
A SUBSTITUTE HUMAN TODAY.
Corazon says WOO-HOO!
WHAT'S A SUBSTITUTE?
Spark says IT MEANS ANOTHER HUMAN
IS COMING TO PUP ACADEMY
TO TAKE OVER
FOR MORGAN.
Corazon says WOO-HOO!
WHAT'S A MORGAN?
Bite says YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?
WE GET TO PRANK
THE SUBSTITUTE.
REMEMBER PROFESSOR HOWARD'S
FIRST DAY?
In a memory, a machine shoots objects that stick on Howard.
Howard says AH!
WHOA, THIS IS HEAVY.
The memory ends.
[all laughing]
Bite says PUP ACADEMY HAS HAD
SUBSTITUTES BEFORE,
BUT THIS IS THE FIRST EVER
HUMAN SUBSTITUTE.
IT'S HISTORIC!
Corazon says WHICH IS WHY YOU GOTTA
LEAVE THE PRANKING TO
MOI,
SEÑOR
FUN.
Bite says LEAVE IT TO YOU?
EVERYBODY KNOWS
I'M THE PRANK MASTER GENERAL,
FOUR DOG YEARS RUNNING.
Whiz says BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY PUP
THAT'S BEEN HERE
FOUR YEARS IN A ROW.
Bit growls.
Corazon says WELL, THERE'S A NEW
PRANK MASTER GENERAL IN TOWN.
Bite says OH, REALLY?
I GLADLY ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE.
WHOEVER MAKES
THE SUBSTITUTE QUIT
IS THE UNDISPUTED
PRANK MASTER GENERAL.
AND GETS TO WEAR
THE OFFICIAL PRANK MASTER SASH.
Corazon gasps and says THERE'S A SASH?
OH, HO, HO!
YOU'RE ON!
AND MAY THE BEST
PRANKSTER WIN!
Bite and Corazon say WHICH WILL BE ME!
Bite and his friends leave.
Corazon says WHAT'S A SASH?
Whiz says CORAZON, ARE YOU HAVING
A TEMPORARY LAPSE
IN JUDGEMENT?
YOU THINK YOU CAN
OUTPRANK BITE?
HE'S THE BADDEST DOG
IN SCHOOL!
Corazon says WELL, THAT MEANS
I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IT
TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
NO MERCY.
WHOEVER THAT SUBSTITUTE IS,
THEY'RE TOAST.
Morgan looks sick. He has a thermometer on his mouth.
Holding Morgan by his shoulders, Izzy says I CAN'T BELIEVE TODAY'S THE DAY.
I GET TO BE YOUR SUBSTITUTE.
I'M GOING BACK
TO PUP ACADEMY!
THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Excited, Izzy shakes Morgan. He sneezes.
Izzy says EW!
I'M SORRY YOU'RE SICK,
BUT THIS,
THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!
She dances and says OH, YEAH. UH-HUH.
OH, YEAH. WOO!
OH, YEAH.
BREAK IT DOWN NOW!
The theme song plays.
Through magical portals disguised as fire hydrants, puppies appear at the Pup Academy entrance. They wear school uniforms.
At the academy, Charlie turns on a device that lights up the fire hydrants and activates the puppies' collars. Fast clips show them at school and playing. Morgan, Charlie and Izzy have fun with the pups and experience different adventures.
The song plays YEAH, HERE WE ARE, WE'RE
ALWAYS LEARNING SOMETHING NEW
THERE MAY BE UPS AND DOWNS
BUT WE'LL BE COMIN' THROUGH
SO PAY ATTENTION
WE'LL PICK UP A THING OR TWO
UH-OH-O-OH
I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE
NO MATTER WHAT
NO MATTER WHAT
YOU GOT ME DAY AND NIGHT
NO MATTER WHAT
NO MATTER WHAT
I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE
FOR YOU
AND I KNOW
YOU'RE THERE FOR ME TOO
AND WE GOT THAT BOND
FOR LIFE
NO MATTER WHAT
NO MATTER WHAT
I GOT YOU LIKE THAT.
Against the night sky, the name of the show appears. It reads "Pup Academy. Created by Anna McRoberts."
In the kitchen, Morgan's mom says OH, HEY, IZZY.
WE'RE SO GLAD THAT YOU CAN
SUBSTITUTE FOR MORGAN
AT PUP ACADEMY
WHILE HE'S SICK.
Izzy says I KNOW.
ISN'T IT GREAT?
Morgan says I HAVE A 101 DEGREE FEVER.
Izzy says I KNOW!
I'M SO PUMPED!
Mom says AND I MADE MORGAN'S
FAVORITE LUNCH FOR YOUR BIG DAY.
Mom hands Izzy her lunch.
Izzy says AW.
She reads "HAVE FUN.
WATCH WHERE YOU STEP."
She says AW, YOU GIVE HIM THESE
LITTLE POST-IT NOTES?
THAT IS ADORABLE.
Mom says YES, AND HE KEEPS
ALL OF THEM.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Morgan says COULD YOU GUYS STOP TALKING
ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE?
Morgan says WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE,
SWEETHEART.
YOU SHOULD BE IN BED.
THE SITTER'S GONNA
BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
I HAVE A DOUBLE SHIFT
AT THE HOSPITAL TODAY
SO GRANDPA AND I
ARE GONNA SHARE SICK DUTY.
HAVE FUN, IZZY.
Izzy says I WILL.
Morgan says KEEP WARM.
Izzy says BYE.
Mom says BYE, HONEY.
Morgan says OKAY. YOU'LL NEED MY TAG
TO GO TO PUP ACADEMY.
Izzy says HMM?
CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
Izzy wipes the tag.
Morgan says AND THE WOOFIE-TALKIE.
Izzy says ALSO AWESOME, OVER.
[chuckles]
Morgan says OKAY, TO THE TOILET.
Izzy says BYE.
In the bathroom, Izzy stands on the toilet holding the tag.
Izzy says AWESOME!
A magical whirlpool makes her appear on a garden through a shining wooden door with a moon cut out.
Izzy says SUBSTITUTE IZZY
REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.
Charlie says WELL, YOUR OFFICIAL PUP ACADEMY
WELCOMING COMMITTEE
PROUDLY WELCOMES YOU
TO PUP ACADEMY.
Izzy screams THIS IS SO AWESOME!
WOO-HOO!
Charlie chuckles and says YES, IT IS.
D. O. G. says CHARLIE, ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
Izzy says I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BACK!
Charlie says WHEN MORGAN ALMOST REVEALED
THE SCHOOL TO THE WORLD,
IZZY HELPED KEEP IT A SECRET.
AND I SORT OF PROMISED.
WITH MORGAN OUT SICK,
I FIGURED THIS WAS
THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY.
Izzy runs back and forth.
She says THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY
OF MY LIFE!
Charlie says AH, THAT'S GOOD.
NICE.
[chuckles]
SHE LIKES IT.
Izzy says OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT I'M BACK!
Charlie says JUST STAY RIGHT THERE.
OKAY?
Izzy says OKAY.
Charlie says ALL RIGHT.
Izzy says SUBSTITUTE IZZY,
OFFICIALLY
REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.
WHAT DO I NEED TO KNOW?
IF I DO A GOOD JOB,
CAN I COME BACK?
Charlie says LET'S JUST SEE HOW TODAY
GOES FIRST, SHALL WE? OKAY.
Izzy nods.
D-O-G says THEY'RE GONNA
WALK ALL OVER HER, AREN'T THEY?
D-O-G barks.
Izzy says WHAT DID HE SAY?
Charlie says UH, THAT YOU'RE
GONNA DO GREAT.
Izzy says THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID.
D-O-G says THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
Charlie says OKAY, UH, LOOK, IZZY,
PUP ACADEMY IS NOT
ALL FUN AND GAMES.
Izzy says MM-HMM.
Charlie says IF YOU WANT THE FULL
CARETAKER EXPERIENCE,
THEN YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS.
Izzy says IS THIS WHAT
I THINK IT IS?
Charlie says WELL, IF YOU THINK
IT'S A POOPER-SCOOPER,
THEN YES.
Izzy says EW.
Holding a bowl, Charlie says HERE.
Morgan groans.
Charlie says EAT UP.
THIS WILL MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER.
Morgan says THIS IS DISGUSTING.
CAN YOU TASTE TEST IT?
Charlie says OF COURSE.
I'D BE HAPPY
TO TASTE IT AGAIN
IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY.
Morgan nods.
Charlie says OH, OKAY.
OH, LOOK.
Morgan turns and says HUH?
Charlie throws a spoon of soup behind him and pretends to have tasted it.
Charlie says MMM. SO GOOD.
Morgan says YOU SURE WE SHOULDN'T
CALL MOM?
Charlie says NAH!
IT'S NOTHIN' CHARLIE'S OL'
TIMEY REMEDIES CAN'T CURE.
AH, HERE, THIS WILL HELP.
PUT THAT ON YOUR NOSE.
Morgan puts a clothes peg on his nose.
He says WHENEVER ONE OF
THE PUPS GET SICK,
I GIVE THEM
A BIG BITE OF THIS,
AND THEY FEEL BETTER
ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.
Morgan says THIS IS SOUP YOU GIVE
TO SICK DOGS?
Charlie says YES.
Morgan runs off and says UGH!
Charlie says WHENEVER YOU'RE DONE
IN THERE, LET ME KNOW.
I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK.
The pups sit in a classroom. Corazon laughs.
Bite says WHAT'RE YOU LAUGHIN' ABOUT?
Corazon says OH, NOTHIN'.
EXCEPT I ALREADY
SET UP MY FIRST PRANK
AND IT'S GOING DOWN
IN THIS CLASSROOM.
BOOYA!
Rotty says DANG!
HE'S AHEAD OF YOU, BITE!
Bite says PFFT.
Corazon says THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M
THE "BESTEST" "PRANKOLOGIST."
THIS SIDE OF...
THIS SIDE OF, UH, THAT SIDE.
I'M PRETTY SURE
"BESTEST" ISN'T A WORD.
Whiz says NOR, FOR THAT MATTER,
IS "PRANKOLOGIST."
[door opens]
Charlie says PUPS, AS YOU KNOW,
WE HAVE A SUBSTITUTE TODAY.
I EXPECT YOU TO TREAT THIS HUMAN
WITH THE SAME RESPECT
YOU WOULD TREAT MORGAN
OR MYSELF.
[laughing]
Bite says YEAH, GAME ON.
Charlie says EVERYONE, SAY HELLO
TO TODAY'S SUBSTITUTE HUMAN.
Corazon says THIS SUB ISN'T GONNA KNOW
WHAT HIT THEM.
Charlie says IZZY.
Corazon yells IZZY?
[GASPS]
Izzy says HMM.
Corazon yells NO!
IZZY! LOOK OUT!
Izzy says HI, EVERYBODY.
WHOA!
Izzy walks in and marbles fall out of a bucket.
Corazon says NO!
Izzy says MY NAME...
WHOA!
Izzy slips and falls.
[pups laughing]
[whispers]
Corazon says OH, NO.
Izzy says NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
SUBSTITUTE IZZY
REPORTING FOR DUTY
AND PLANNING ON KICKING BUTT
SO I GET TO COME BACK.
Bite says NICE ONE, CORAZON.
YOU TRIPPED HER
RIGHT WHEN SHE CAME IN.
DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD IT IN YA.
Corazon says NEITHER DID I.
[bell ringing]
Corazon says BITE! WAIT UP!
Bite says CORAZON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Corazon says BITE, WE HAVE TO CALL OFF
THE PRANKFEST!
THE SUBSTITUTE IS MY HUMAN.
I GIVE.
Bite chuckles and says SERIOUSLY?
Corazon says YES! SO YOU WIN! OKAY?
Bite says OH, NO.
NOW THAT I KNOW
THE SUBSTITUTE'S YOUR HUMAN,
THIS IS GONNA BE
DOUBLE THE FUN.
Corazon says OH, NO!
Izzy and Charlie chat on the sport field.
Charlie says OKAY, SO, I'VE GOTTA
RUN BACK AND CHECK ON MORGAN.
Izzy says OKAY.
Charlie says YOU GOT THIS, IZZY?
Izzy says ABSOLUTELY.
I'M LASER FOCUSED
ON BEING
THE BEST SUBSTITUTE EVER.
OH, MY GOSH!
LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE UNIFORMS.
THEY ARE SO CUTE.
Charlie says FETCHBALL IS AN IMPORTANT PART
OF WHAT WE DO HERE
AT PUP ACADEMY.
SKILLS LEARNED HERE
HELP YOUR PUP
BE A BETTER PET
IN THE HUMAN WORLD.
Coach K9 says OKAY, PUPS.
PLAY HARD,
AND KEEP IT CLEAN.
A SUBSTITUTE
REF DOESN'T ENTITLE YOU
TO ENGAGE
IN RECKLESS SHENANIGANS.
ALTHOUGH,
IT COULD BE FUN.
Bite laughs.
Rotty says YOU'RE THE BEST PRANKSTER
EVER, BITE.
Corazon says OH, NO.
I'VE GOTTA STOP BITE
BEFORE HE PRANKS IZZY.
COACH?
Coach K9 says HEY, WHAT'S UP, CORAZON?
Corazon says HEY, I WAS WONDERING.
MAYBE INSTEAD OF FETCHBALL
WE COULD,
UH, NOT, NOT FETCHBALL?
Coach K9 yells OH, YEAH, AND I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU'D LIKE DETENTION
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY?
Corazon says WELL, NO, BUT...
Coach K9 yells THEN GET OUT THERE
AND FETCH!
Charlie says SO, YOU'RE THE REF.
YOU GOTTA WORK
THE FETCHBALL LAUNCHER.
THEN, ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS STAND OVER THERE,
BLOW THE WHISTLE,
AND KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR BITING,
NIPPING AND SHOVING.
Izzy says GOT IT.
Charlie says HAVE FUN.
Izzy blows the whistle and says GO FETCH!
Coach K9 says ALL RIGHT!
LET'S SEE SOME HUSTLE.
HUT! HUT!
COME ON, PUPS!
MOVE YOUR TAILS.
Bite says HEY, CORAZON.
READY FOR THE PREGAME SHOW?
In slow motion, Corazon says NO!
Objects stick on Izzy's shirt as the fetch ball launcher shoots them.
Bite and Rotty laugh.
Bite says OLDIE BUT A GOODIE, HUH?
I TURNED THE FETCHBALL FLINGERS
INTO HIGH SPEED
AND USED THE STICKY TOYS,
JUST LIKE I DID
TO PROFESSOR HOWARD.
BITE TAKES THE LEAD.
Corazon says NO!
Izzy says AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?
IS THIS HOW THE GAME WORKS?
Corazon says IZZY, IZZY, IZZY!
YOU'RE OKAY!
Coach K9 says OH, I GET IT. I GET IT.
A PRANK, VERY FUNNY.
VERY, VERY FUNNY.
ACTUALLY, IT WAS FUNNY.
NOW, COME ON.
LET'S TAKE A LAP.
Morgan sits on a sofa at his house.
Morgan says SO HOW'S IZZY DOING?
Charlie says AH, STILL A LITTLE CLUMSY,
BUT SHE'S FIGURING IT OUT.
NOW, AS FOR YOU...
[shivers]
Charlie puts Morgan's feet on a basin with cold water.
Charlie says THE WET SOCK TREATMENT.
HERE, LIE BACK.
THIS IS ONE OF MY GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDMOTHER'S REMEDIES.
SHE WAS SORT OF A,
UH, A DOCTOR IN HER DAY.
OR A MEDICINE WOMAN.
ANYWAY,
SHE MADE GREAT SOUP.
Morgan says S-- SO, YOU WANT ME
TO PUT MY FEET
IN ICE-COLD WATER,
WHILE YOU SLAP A PAIR
OF HOT WET SOCKS ON MY FACE.
Charlie says YEP. TRIED AND TESTED
BY YOURS TRULY.
Morgan says EW!
Charlie says HOW YOU FEELIN'?
Morgan says RIDICULOUS!
Charlie says EXACTLY.
ASIDE FROM CONFUSING THE GERMS,
WE'RE GOING TO EMBARRASS THEM
INTO LEAVING YOUR BODY.
OH, SPEAKING OF WHICH.
[camera shutter clicks]
Charlie takes a picture of Morgan.
Morgan says WHAT WAS THAT?
Charlie says NOTHING. JUST HEAL.
Mom says OH.
She chuckles and continues CHARLIE, NOT
WET SOCK THERAPY AGAIN.
Charlie says YEAH.
Mom says MORGAN, SWEETHEART,
I GOT YOU SOME
THERE'S-NO-FLU,
FOR KIDS.
THAT'S REAL MEDICINE.
Charlie says MODERN DOESN'T MEAN
BETTER, MOLLY.
YOU SHOULD TRY WET SOCK
AT THE HOSPITAL TODAY.
IN FACT, FEEL FREE
TO SHARE THE SECRET
WITH THE OTHER NURSES TOO.
Mom says ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
MY MORGAN SHIFT
STARTS RIGHT NOW.
WHY DON'T WE SEE
WHO GETS HIM BETTER FASTER,
SHALL WE?
Charlie says OH.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Morgan says I AM NOT AN EXPERIMENT.
Mom and Charlie shake hands and say IT'S ON!
Now, pups eat lunch at school.
Bite says ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY,
LUNCHTIME.
HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY
FOR LAUGHS.
Corazon says NO. SERIOUSLY, BITE,
THIS IS MY HUMAN.
WE CAN'T PRANK HER AGAIN.
Bite says OH, NO. THE BET IS ON
UNTIL SHE QUITS.
SO SIT DOWN
AND TAKE SOME NOTES, PAL,
CLASS IS IN SESSION.
Izzy says OKAY, PUPS.
KIBBLE BREAK!
WAIT.
[pups laughing]
Izzy removes a toy from her hair and says HUH?
MISSED ONE.
Bite says WHEN SHE HITS
THAT KIBBLE CUPBOARD,
IT'S ALL GOING DOWN.
Corazon says NO!
Izzy opens the cupboard and kibble falls out.
Izzy says OH, NO!
EVERYTHING JUST
KEEPS MESSING UP.
CHARLIE WILL NEVER
INVITE ME BACK.
Charlie walks in and says HMM.
Next, in a class, Howard says SO TO SUMMARIZE, MY PEEPS.
HYGIENE: I DON'T LIKE BATHS
ANY MORE THAN YOU,
BUT NOBODY HUGS YOU
WITHOUT THEM.
Izzy and Charlie walk into the classroom.
Izzy says SO THERE'S NO EXPLANATION
FOR WHY THE KIBBLE
WOULD FALL OUT LIKE THAT?
Charlie says NO. IT'S FOR EATING,
NOT WEARING.
I'M STARTING TO THINK...
Howard barks and says AND FINALLY,
IT'S TIME TO TALK TO YOU
CANINES ABOUT YOUR CANINES.
Howard laughs.
[crickets chirping]
Howard says BECAUSE TEETH ARE
ALSO KNOWN AS CANINES?
COOL, RIGHT?
UM... CHARLIE?
A LITTLE HELP?
Charlie says AH, YES.
ORAL HYGIENE IS VERY IMPORTANT
FOR BOTH DOGS AND HUMANS.
SOON, YOUR HUMAN WILL TAKE YOU
TO GET YOUR TEETH CLEANED.
IZZY WILL SHOW YOU
WHAT TO EXPECT.
Izzy says THIS ONE I CAN ACE.
YOU JUST WATCH, CHARLIE.
YOU'LL DEFINITELY WANT ME
BACK AT THE ACADEMY
AFTER THIS LESSON.
Charlie says OKAY.
Bite laughs.
Corazon says BITE, WHAT DID YOU DO?
Bite says I'VE TAKEN THIS CLASS
FOUR TIMES.
I KNOW EXACTLY
HOW TO PRANK A HUMAN HERE.
Izzy says MM-HMM.
Izzy brushes her teeth and they turn black.
Bite laughs.
Corazon says NO!
Charlie says YOU, UH, HAVE SOMETHING
IN YOUR TEETH.
Izzy says OH, MY GOSH!
IS THIS A PART OF THE CLASS?
Corazon whimpers.
Charlie says OH, NO.
Izzy says WHAT?
Charlie says WELL, WHEN I SAW THE MARBLES,
I SUSPECTED.
THEN THE FETCHBALL FLINGERS,
THE KIBBLE,
AND NOW THIS.
THIS IS PROFESSOR HOWARD'S
FIRST DAY ALL OVER AGAIN.
Howard laughs and says WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
CHARLIE?
MY FIRST DAY WAS BOSS!
In a memory, Howard TOYS. ARGH!
EVERYWHERE.
NO. NO!
Back in the class, Howard says YUP.
IT WAS A PERFECT DAY.
Charlie says THE PUPS ARE PRANKING YOU.
Izzy says MY BEST FRIEND PRANKED ME?
NOT AWESOME, CORAZON.
NOT AWESOME AT ALL.
[whimpers]
Charlie meets Izzy in another room. Corazon runs in.
Charlie says I WAS ON MY WAY
TO GET MORGAN HIS
TEDDY BOO BOO AND, UH,
AHEM, IZZY, LET ME
TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS.
THIS IS A SCHOOL
He clears throat and continues UH, JUST LIKE YOURS.
Izzy says OKAY.
Charlie says YOU'RE A SUBSTITUTE.
WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU HAVE ONE?
Izzy says WELL, THERE WAS
THIS ONE TIME
WHERE MORGAN AND I PRANKED
MR. BANNINGTON'S SUB...
[BOTH LAUGH]
Izzy says AND WE PUT WHIPPED CREAM
ALL OVER HIS CHAIR.
Y-- YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST FORGET I TOLD YOU THAT.
Charlie says MM-HMM.
Izzy says I JUST...
PFFT.
I GET PRANKS.
I EVEN LIKE PRANKS.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY CORAZON WOULD PRANK ME.
Charlie says I COULD ASK HIM.
Izzy says YEAH, SURE.
WAIT, WHAT?
OH, MY GOSH!
THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU CAN TALK TO DOGS!
Charlie says MM-HMM.
Corazon says YOU CAN HELP ME
TALK TO IZZY!
Charlie says OKAY.
Izzy says OOH! OOH! WHY DOES HE
CHASE HIS TAIL?
Corazon says WHY CAN'T I SLEEP
ON THE BED?
Izzy says DID HE EAT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE?
Corazon says WHY DOES SHE PUT THE LID DOWN
ON THE WATER BOWL?
Izzy says AND WHY DOES HE EAT
THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT FOOD?
DISGUSTING.
Corazon says WHY DOES SHE EAT
BRUSSELS SPROUTS?
DISGUSTING!
Charlie says HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY! ENOUGH!
I'LL HELP YOU GUYS
SET UP A NICE LONG
CHAT LATER. OKAY?
CORAZON, IZZY WANTS TO KNOW
WHY YOU'RE PRANKING HER.
HE SAID HE'S NOT TRYING
TO PRANK YOU.
HE'S TRYING TO STOP THEM
FROM HAPPENING.
APPARENTLY,
BITE IS TRYING
TO GET YOU TO QUIT SO THAT...
OH, SO THAT HE CAN BE
THE UNDISPUTED
"PRANKSTER GENERAL."
OH, "PRANK MASTER GENERAL."
RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
Izzy says OH! OKAY, THAT IS SUCH A RELIEF.
Charlie says THAT'S GREAT.
BUT, IF YOU FEEL BETTER,
I SHOULD GO SEE
IF MORGAN'S FEELING BETTER.
WITH TEDDY BOO BOO.
[chuckles]
Izzy says WAIT!
Charlie says WHAT?
Izzy says BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
CAN YOU ASK CORAZON
FOR ME
IF HE HAS ONE MORE PRANK
IN HIM?
Charlie says YEAH.
I GUESS I CAN.
[barking]
Morgan hugs a pot with a towel on his head.
Morgan says SO THIS WILL
GET RID OF THE COLD?
Charlie says ABSOLUTELY.
ANOTHER ONE OF CHARLIE'S
OL' TIMEY REMEDIES.
STEAM WILL CLEAR
ALL THAT AILS YOU.
Mom says EXCEPT IT'S CHICKEN SOUP.
Charlie says EXACTLY! YOU THINK
EATING IT IS GOOD FOR YOU?
IMAGINE STEAMING IN IT.
Charlie and Mom sit next to Morgan.
Mom says OH.
OH, SWEETHEART,
YOU ARE STILL BURNING UP...
[SNIFFS]...
AND YOU SMELL LIKE
CHICKEN NOODLE.
I'LL TAKE IT OVER FROM HERE,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
A LITTLE MENTHOL RUB
AND A HUMIDIFIER
TO THE RESCUE.
Charlie says OH, HO.
SUIT YOURSELF.
I THINK HE MADE
SOME BIG IMPROVEMENTS
UNDER MY CARE.
Mom says OH, SURELY, YOU JEST.
Charlie says NO, I DON'T JEST AT ALL.
I THINK HE'S REALLY
DOING MUCH BETTER.
Mom says I DISAGREE, AND I FEEL
THAT HE'LL MAKE
BIGGER IMPROVEMENTS
UNDER MY CARE.
Charlie says I BEG TO DIFFER.
MY CARE.
Mom says MY CARE.
Charlie says MY CARE.
Mom says MY CARE.
Charlie says MY CARE.
As the speak, they pull Morgan to their sides.
Morgan says I DON'T CARE!
I JUST WANT TO GET BETTER.
Charlie says OH.
I'LL GET THREE SPOONS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
Mom says I'M HUNGRY.
Charlie says LET'S EAT.
Morgan sighs.
Bite and Rotty hide behind a tree.
Bite says OH! SHE'S ON THE EDGE.
ONE MORE PRANK
AND YOU KNOW SHE'S GONNA QUIT.
Rotty says WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
Bite says I DON'T KNOW.
BUT SOMETHING WORTHY OF
"PRANK MASTER GENERAL."
Charlie says OH, SUBSTITUTE IZZY!
WHERE ARE YOU?
Izzy says YOU SUMMONED ME, SIR?
Charlie says I DID.
I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT TASK
FOR YOU TO DO RIGHT NOW,
IN THE MANNER
IN WHICH I TELL YOU.
Izzy says I WILL NOT
LET YOU DOWN, SIR.
Izzy observes Bite and Rotty.
Charlie says RAKING LEAVES.
TAKE THIS RAKE,
AND CLEAN THIS ALL UP.
Bite says THIS IS PERFECT.
CHARLIE'S GIVING US
EVERY DETAIL.
Bite and Rotty run off.
Izzy says THAT'S THE DOG YOU SAY
KEEPS GETTING HELD BACK?
Charlie says FOUR YEARS NOW.
Izzy says NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL
IN THE SHED.
Laughing mischievously, Rotty and Bite place plastic snakes on a pile of leaves.
Rotty says ROTTY LOVES IT.
OKAY, SO WE LEAVE
THE SNAKES IN THE PILE.
AND THEN THE SNAKES
SCARE HER, AND WE WIN?
Bite says WHO ISN'T AFRAID
OF SNAKES, RIGHT?
SHE'S TOTALLY GONNA QUIT
AFTER THIS PRANK.
SHH! SHH!
HERE SHE COMES.
Rotty says SHH! THIS IS IT, BITE.
I THINK SHE SEES THE SNAKES.
[hissing]
Izzy yells AH! SNAKE!
Izzy falls.
Rotty says SHE TOTALLY FELL FOR IT.
Bite says THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.
Charlie says WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?
DID YOU JUST PRANK
THE SUBSTITUTE?
DO YOU WANT ME
TO REPORT YOU TO D-O-G?
Bite says NO, NO, NO, NO!
Rotty says YES!
I MEAN, NO!
UH, WAIT,
IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION?
Charlie says YOU GO HELP THE POOR GIRL OUT!
Bite says FINE.
BUT I STILL BET SHE QUITS.
Charlie says THERE YOU GO.
Rotty grabs a plastic arm. Bite and Rotty scream.
Bite says ROTTY!
YOU RIPPED HER ARM OFF!
Rotty screams SHE TASTES LIKE PLASTIC.
Izzy gets up.
Bite screams SHE'S A ZOMBIE!
DON'T EAT ME!
I TASTE TERRIBLE!
Izzy says BOOYA!
OH, YEAH!
Charlie chuckles.
Bite says WAIT.
I GOT PRANKED
BY THE SUBSTITUTE?
Corazon says BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
I THINK THERE'S A NEW
PRANK MASTER GENERAL IN TOWN:
IZZY!
Charlie says I COMPLETELY AGREE.
Izzy says I LOVE THIS PLACE.
Bite says OH, MAN!
THIS SASH REALLY
BROUGHT OUT MY EYES.
Next, Charlie, D.O.G. and Izzy stand in the park.
Charlie sneezes.
Izzy says BLESS YOU!
Charlie says OH, THANKS.
AND GOOD JOB TEACHING
THOSE PUPS A LESSON.
Izzy says THAT IS WHAT YOU
DO HERE, ISN'T IT?
Charlie says AH. WHAT WE DO HERE.
Izzy says I CAN COME BACK?
Charlie says UPON INVITATION
FROM ME OR MORGAN.
BUT, YES.
Izzy yells I CAN COME BACK!
WOO-HOO!
Charlie says THAT'S CUTE.
I CAN COME BACK!
D.O.G. says SHE DID EARN THEIR RESPECT.
Izzy says THIS IS SO AWESOME!
Charlie says SHE'LL BE FUN TO HAVE AROUND.
BESIDES,
[sneezes]...
WE MAY NEED THE HELP.
[sneezes]
Later, Morgan and Izzy chat in the kitchen.
Morgan says YOU'RE THE PRANK MASTER GENERAL?
NICE WORK.
Izzy says AND I EARNED
A RETURN TRIP.
HOW YOU FEELING?
Morgan says GREAT! MOM AND CHARLIE
NURSED ME BACK TO HEALTH.
I'M ALL BETTER.
BUT SEEMS THEY CAUGHT
WHAT I HAD.
[blows nose, sniffles]
Charlie and Mom sit in the sofa looking ill.
Charlie says I'LL TRADE YOU A LITTLE
MEDICINE FOR MY SOCKS.
SEEMS LIKE A LITTLE OLD
AND A LITTLE NEW
IS THE WAY TO HEAL FAST.
SO WE BOTH WIN?
Mom says OH, CHARLIE,
I THINK WE BOTH LOST.
Charlie says YEAH.
Mom says BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
AT THIS POINT, OH,
I WILL TRY ANYTHING.
HAND 'EM OVER.
Charlie says OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
GONNA NEED A SUBSTITUTE.
Excited, Izzy says I'M SO PUMPED!
Mom and Charlie sneeze.
(music plays)
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