The opening of the show rolls.

The announcer says IT'S TIME FOR "THIS VS
THAT."
LET'S MEET OUR COMPETITORS.
IN THE FIRST CORNER, IS IT A
HORSE?
IS IT A HUMAN?
NO IT'S BOTH!!
PUT THOSE HOOVES TOGETHER FOR
THE CENTAUR.
[Applause]
IN THE SECOND CORNER, DO YOU SEE
HER?
'CAUSE SHE CAN SEE YOU.
THE ONE-EYED WONDER, THE MONOCLE
MONARCH, IT'S THE CYCLOPS!
[Applause]
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
[Horn]

Centaur says BRING IT ON CYCLOPS.
YOU CAN WATCH ME WIN.

Cyclops says I WILL WATCH.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GOOD AT.

Centaur says NOT WITHOUT THE OTHER EYE.

Centaur sings a song that says I AM A CENTAUR, THAT'S HALF
MAN HALF HORSE.
I'M STRONG AND MAJESTIC AND
HANDSOME OF COURSE.
KING OF THE MAGIC WOODS.
YOU'D ALL BE ME IF YOU COULD.
THE BEST HORSE YOU EVER DID SEE,
THE BEST HUMAN... I'M 50-50.

Cyclops sings a song that says I AM A CYCLOPS, THE
ALL-SEEING EYE.
A ONE-EYED GIANT, BUT I'M GENTLE
AND KIND.
LET'S FACE IT, MY EYE IS MY
FACE.
EMBRACE IT.
I'LL NEVER BE REPLACED,
A MYTHICAL CREATURE WITH A
BEAUTIFUL FEATURE,
MY EYE IS WHAT MAKES ME ME!

Centaur sings ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO ANOTHER
ROUND.
I AM A CENTAUR.
I'M BETTER THAN YOU,
I HAVE SIX LIMBS AND WELL, EYES
I'VE GOT TWO!
FEED ME GRAPES FROM A VINE, I'M
MYTHICAL AND DIVINE,
MY BOTTOM HAS GOT FOUR HOOVES,
MY TOP, IT'S GOT THE MOVES

Cyclops sings I AM A CYCLOPS, LOOK DEEP IN
MY EYE.
PLEASE SERENADE ME, JUST DON'T
ME MY CRY,
'CAUSE THAT WOULD RESULT IN A
FLOOD,
AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT DO YOU??
I AM A CYCLOPS.

Centaur sings I AM A CENTAUR.

They both sing MYTHICAL CREATURES.
YOU BETTER PICK ME!

Centaur says ALL RIGHT!
CYCLOPS.
I THINK I TOOK THAT ONE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Cyclops says I'M FEELING REAL GOOD ABOUT
THAT ONE, CENTAUR.
REAL GOOD OVER HERE.

Centaur says WELL, I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO
CHECK WITH OUR EXPERT COLTRANE.

A caption reads "Coltrane. Age 7."

Coltrane says HI.

Centaur says GOOD DAY.

Cyclops says GOOD DAY, SIR.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
VERSUS THERE?

Centaur says ARE YOU TEAM CYCLOPS OR TEAM
CENTAUR?

Coltrane says TEAM CYCLOPS.

Cyclops says WHAT!
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!
[Applause]
I DID, I SAW IT.
I SAW IT FROM A MILE AWAY!

Centaur says WHY CYCLOPS AND NOT CENTAUR,
COLTRANE?

Coltrane says UMM, I LIKE THE CYCLOPS
BETTER BECAUSE I LIKE THE MUSIC.
YEAH.

Centaur says YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART!

Cyclops says WHOA!
I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD!
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING FROM UP
HERE!

Centaur says WELL, THANKS FOR CALLING,
TVOkids, AND VOTE ON-LINE IF YOU
STILL WANT TO PICK THE CENTAUR.
THAT'S ALL FOR ME.

Cyclops says I AM THE WINNER YEAH!