A caption reads "Best of That TVO Kids Show."

Greg says YOU'RE BEING ATTACKED!
WOULD YOU RATHER IT BE BY
ONE HORSED SIZE DUCK,
OR A HUNDRED DUCK
SIZED HORSES?

A boy in a red T-shirt says ONE HORSE SIZED DUCK.
I COULD JUST RUN AWAY.

A girl in an orange hooded sweatshirt says I WOULD FIGHT A BUNCH OF
DUCK SIZED HORSES,
BECAUSE THEY'RE REALLY TINY,
FOR ME, SO...
I WOULD ACTUALLY WIN.
I WOULD FIGHT
A HORSE SIZED DUCK.

A girl in a striped sweater says I'D GO ON THE HORSE
SIZED DUCK, AND THEN...
ON IT'S BACK.
AND THEN IT WILL FLY ME
WHEREVER I WANT TO GO.

A boy in a gray and red hooded sweatshirt says 100 HORSE SIZED CHICKENS.
OH, NO.
DUCK SIZED HORSES.

A girl in a hot pink sweatshirt says ONE HORSE SIZED DUCK.
I'VE SEEN, LIKE,
REAL DUCKS BEFORE,
AND THEY DON'T REALLY DO
ANYTHING TO YOU.

A boy in a black sweatshirt says 100 DUCK SIZED HORSES,
BECAUSE THE HORSES
WOULD BE SMALL...
REALLY SMALL.

The boy in the red T-shirt says EASY, EASY, EASY.

A girl in a black sweatshirt says A HUNDRED DUCK SIZED HORSES...
BECAUSE, UHM,
HORSES ARE KINDA CUTE.

A boy in a gray sweatshirt says ONE BIG DUCK.
IT MIGHT BE EASIER TO RUN AWAY
FROM THAN 100 SMALL HORSES.

A girl in a pink hoodie says I'D RATHER FIGHT
100 DUCK SIZED HORSES,
BECAUSE THEY'D BE TINIER
THEY'D BE KINDA FAST,
SO I'D HAVE TO, LIKE, MAKE A
PLAN UP OR SOMETHING.

A boy in a gray sweatshirt says IF THEY DO OUTRUN ME,
I'LL PROBABLY GO BEHIND THEM
AND HIDE IN A BUSH
OR SOMETHING.

The boy in the gray T-shirt says IT MIGHT HAPPEN,
BUT I DON'T REALLY SEE
THE CHANCES OF IT HAPPENING.