Lucas is in his twenties, with short puffy brown hair and wears jeans and an orange T-shirt.

Laura is in her twenties, with above the shoulders straight brown hair with bangs and wears jeans and a purple T-shirt.

As a song plays, Lucas and Laura walk in the woods, cross a bridge, balance on a fallen tree trunk, cross a stream, run across the city and in a park full of geese.

The song says PACK UP YOUR BAGS
KISS YOUR TURTLE GOODBYE
COME UP AND CLIMB
WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY
SO MUCH TO SEE
SO MUCH TO DO
IN OUR TREE FORT
WE GOT A SHOW FOR
THAT TVOKIDS, THAT TVOKIDS
THAT TVOKIDS
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW

Laura says PASSWORD PLEASE.
[FWEET!]

Lucas whispers something in Laura's ear as a caption reads "Lucius and Laurel."

In animation, a dialogue bubble pop out of a map with a caption "That TVO Kids Show."

(music plays)

Laurel and Lucius, Laura and Lucas' evil second cusins stand in the tree fort holding head pictures on a stick.

Laurel says OH, HURRY UP, LUCAS.
YOU'RE MISSING THE SHOW!

Lucius says WHAT, I COULDN'T POSSIBLY
MISS THE SHOW.
IT'S MY FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE.

Laurel says OH, YES, IT'S JUST US, LAURA
AND LUCAS.

Lucius says AT THE PLACE WHERE WE ARE
ALWAYS HANGING OUT.
HEY.

Laurel says JUST KIDDING!
IT'S US!

Lucius says LUCIUS AND.

Laurel says LAUREL.
EVIL SECOND COUSINS.

Lucius says WE FOUND OUR WAY INTO THE
TREE FORT.
IT'S GOING TO BE OUR EVIL LAYER.

Laurel says WE'VE TAKEN IT OVER.
SHOW THEM HOW WE DID IT, LUCIUS.

Lucius says STEP ONE, WE PUT EVIL DUCKS
INTO A TREE, AND THEY WERE
LURING LUCAS AND LAURA INTO THE
TREE.

Laurel says WE SAID SOME CUTE DUCKS, AND
THAT'S WHEN WE COME IN AND TAKE
THE TREE FORT OVER AND TURN IT
INTO AN EVIL TREE FORT.

Lucius says JUST LIKE THIS ONE.
WE'RE IN IT AND WE'RE SO EVIL.
STEP THREE, TAKE OVER THE
FOREST.

Laurel says STEP FIVE, TAKE OVER THE
ENTIRE WORLD!

Lucius says WHAT NOW, LAUREL?

Laurel says WELL, I GUESS WE ASK...

Lucius says OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
THE PASSWORD IS GOOD TODAY.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT AND SEE IF
YOU CAN FIGURE OUT THESE
BEAUTIFUL CREATURES.

Laurel says IT'S US.

Lucius says LUCIUS AND LAUREL.

Laurel says OF COURSE, BUT I THINK THAT
PASSWORD SHOULD BE CHANGED.

Lucius says LET'S CHANGE IT TO LUCIUS AND
LAUREL I LOVE YOU.

Laurel says BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST
VILLAINS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND
YOU'LL DEFINITELY TAKE OVER THE
WORLD BECAUSE YOU'RE AMAZING.

Lucius says AND WE BELIEVE IN YOU.
YOU HAVE GREAT HAIR.
AND WE WANT TO WEAR YOUR
OUTFITS.

[Frog horn]

Lucius says IT'S A CALL?
I'LL GET THE CALL.
EVIL LAYER, LUCIUS SPEAKING.
WHO'S CALLING?

The caller says DANIEL.

Lucius says PERFECT, DANIEL, WHAT'S THE
PASSWORD, DANIEL?

Daniel says LUCIUS AND LAUREL.

Lucius says PERFECT!
HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING?

Laurel says WELCOME TO THE FORT, DANIEL.

Daniel pops up on the sky screen.

Daniel is 7, with short brown hair and wears a white shirt.

Laurel says OH THERE HE IS. HELLO DANIEL!
HOW'S IT GOING?

Daniel says GOOD.

Lucius says WHO ARE YOUR FAVOURITE
VILLAINS? HMM?

Daniel says LUCIUS.

Lucius says LUCIUS!
OH, WELL, THANK YOU.

Laurel says YOU HAVE A FAN.

Lucius says I HAVE A FAN.
I TRULY AM EVIL.
DANIEL, I THANK YOU.
YOU CAN JOIN US ANY TIME.

Laurel says EXCELLENT.
EXCELLENT.
WHY DO YOU LIKE EVIL VILLAINS,
DANIEL?

Lucius says GOOD QUESTION, LAUREL.

Laurel says OF COURSE.

Daniel says BECAUSE THEY'RE USUALLY
FUNNY.

Laurel says I'M FUNNY, YOU'RE FUNNY!
HAH, HAH, HAH!

Lucius says WE KNOW.
THAT'S AMAZING.

Laurel says LISTEN UP HERE, BECAUSE WE
HAVE A VERY HUGE BUT EVEN MORE
EVIL VIDEO WE'D LIKE TO SHOW
YOU.

Lucius says AND YOU GET TO RATE IT ON A
SCALE OF ONE TO EVIL.
WHAT SAY YOU?

Laurel says WHAT SAY YOU, DANIEL?

Daniel says OKAY.

Lucius says OKAY!

Laurel says OKAY!

Lucius says CHECK OUT THIS EVIL TIME OOT.

A series of pets appear with the title "Cute time oot."

Lucius says WE CHANGED IT TO EVIL.

A clip shows a squirrel digging in the woods.

Laurel says CHECK IT OUT.
THIS HERE IS A LITTLE EVIL DOG,
SOME SORT OF GOLDEN RETRIEVER,
OR MAYBE A PUG.

Lucius says OH, DEFINITELY A PUG, OR A
BULLDOG.

Laurel says IT'S DIGGING IN THE BACKYARD
TO FIND A DOG BONE.

Lucius says FOUND AN EVIL LAIR.

Laurel says HAH, HAH, HAH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS EVIL
DOG, DANIEL?

Daniel says EVIL.

Laurel says OF COURSE IT'S EVIL.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!

Lucius says CORRECT AMUNDO.
WHAT DO YOU RATE IT, LAUREL?

Laurel says I THINK I RATE THIS A ONE
TRILLION EVIL.

Lucius says I THINK SO TOO.
WISH US LUCK IN OUR NEXT EVIL
ENDEAVOUR, DANIEL.

Daniel says OKAY.

Laurel says THANKS, DANIEL.
WE'LL TALK TO YOU AGAIN SOON IN
THE EVIL LAIR.

Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT.
WE MISS YOU ALREADY.
[Applause]

Laurel says GOOD-BYE, DANIEL.
OH, LUCIUS, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO MAKE SOME CHANGES AROUND
HERE.

Lucius says IT IS NOT... EVIL LAIR, WE
SIMPLY CANNOT HAVE IT.

Laurel says WHAT IS...

Lucius says I THINK THEY USUALLY GET
EMAIL.

Laurel says OH, YES, FROM THIS LITTLE
DEVICE HERE.

Lucius says HMM, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
OH, LOOKS LIKE IT'S AN...

Laurel says TIME FOR . . .

The announcer shouts "WE NEED TO KNOW"!

The loud voice shakes the tree fort.

Laurel says OH, STOP THE SHAKING.
STOP THE SHAKING, LURKS!

Lucius says WE DID NOT WANT IT TO DO
THAT.

Laurel says YOU ARE SUBJECT TO OUR
DEMAND, ONLY OUR COMMANDS!
HOW DO YOU TAKE OVER THE
WORLD?
BRILLIANT QUESTION.

Lucius says AND YOU ASKED THE RIGHT
PEOPLE, BECAUSE.

Laurel says WE ARE THE MOST EVIL SECOND
COUSINS IN THE UNIVERSE,
ABSOLUTELY.
OH, YOU THINK?
HELLO.
SORRY?

A person from production brings them a piece of note.

Lucius says WHO ARE YOU?

Laurel says UMM, EXCUSE US.

Lucius says GOOD-BYE.

Laurel says THIS SAYS THERE IS A NEW
EPISODE OF WILD KRATTS TODAY AT
5:20 P.M.

Lucius says WELL.

Laurel says WELL, GREAT, NOW THAT WE'VE
GOT THAT OVER WITH, LET'S GET
BACK TO THE EVIL.

Lucius says QUESTION FROM ANNIE, LET'S
CHECK OUT AND SEE WHAT WE THINK
IS RIGHT.

Laurel says SO YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER THE
WORLD, EH?
THAT'S EASY.
FOLLOW THESE SEVEN SIMPLE STEPS
TO ATTAIN GLOBAL DOMINATION.
WHY SEVEN?

A clip shows someone lighting up a 7-shaped candle on a cake.

Laurel says BECAUSE SEVEN'S AN EVIL NUMBER.
JUST LOOK AT THAT FLAME.
LET'S GET STARTED.
NUMBER ONE, BUY AN EVIL OUTFIT.
MAKE SURE IT'S BLACK OR GREEN OR
PURPLE BECAUSE THAT SAYS "I'M
TAKING OVER THE WORLD."
OH, AND TAKE...
NO. B, GET SOME EVIL SIDE KICKS.
THEY CAN BE EVIL ANIMALS LIKE
THESE SEALS OR THIS DOG OR
WHATEVER THESE EVIL THINGS ARE.
THEY CAN BE HUMANS, LIKE THESE
SPOOKY KIDS OR THESE SCARY
TWINS.
OR YOUR CRAZY AUNT WHO HAS TOO
MUCH TIME ON HER HANDS.
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE
LIVING AT ALL, LIKE THIS TOTALLY
EVIL ROCK, OR THIS ROCK.
EVEN THIS ONE.
THREE, ORGANIZE A TOTAL LUNAR
ECLIPSE.
WHY?
BECAUSE EVERYONE'S AFRAID OF THE
DARK.
THREE, OH, I... UMM, I MEAN
FOUR.
FIND AN EXTRA EVIL LAIR.
MAYBE IN THIS CAVE, OR A SCARY
PORTA-POTTY, OR BETTER YET,
BUILD ONE IN YOUR MIND.
SUPER EVIL.
FIVE, HAVE YOUR HENCHMEN BUILD
AN EXTREMELY EVIL SHRINK RAY TO
SHRINK THE EARTH TO THE SIZE OF
A SOCCER BALL.
THEN STEAL THAT SOCCER BALL,
OKAY?
OKAY.
IF NO. 5 DOESN'T WORK, GO ON TO
THE NEXT NUMBER, WHICH IS,
UMM... I GOT IT, MOM.
YEAH, IT'S SIX.
IT'S SIX.
HAVE YOUR SIDEKICKS DO SOME
SCIENCE AGAIN TO BUILD YOU AN
EVIL GROWTH RAY TO MAKE YOURSELF
REALLY BIG SO YOU CAN JUST TAKE
OVER THE WORLD.
AND FINALLY, FOR OUR LAST
NUMBER, YEAH, UMM... YEAH,
WHATEVER IT IS, MOST IMPORTANTLY
DRINK SOME EVIL TEA.
UNWIND!
TAKING OVER THE WORLD IS HARD
WORK.
PET YOUR EVIL CAT AND LOOK
YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND SAY
TO YOURSELF: YOU'RE AMAZING!
YOU DID IT!
YOU TOOK OVER THE WORLD!
HA!
AMAZING.

Lucius says NOW WE GOT TO DO SOME READERS
DINING HERE, LAUREL.

Laurel says ABSOLUTELY.

Lucius says TAKE A START.

Laurel says MOVING OUT LAURA AND LUCAS'S
THINGS IMMEDIATELY.

Lucius says WE'LL PUT IN OUR EVIL
TECHNOLOGY.
TAKE THIS.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH OF?

Laurel says EVIL THINGS.

Lucius says EVIL LAUGHING.

Laurel says OH.
WELL, THEN WE COULD PROBABLY
TALK TO THE TVOkids.

Lucius says LET'S SEE IF THEY CAN EVIL
LAUGH.

Laurel says WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE
VILLAIN?

A boy in a red polo shirt says HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!

A girl in pigtail braids says MY FAVOURITE VILLAIN IS
MALEFICENT.

A girl in a red tank top says PROBABLY MALEFICENT BECAUSE
SHE'S SO POWERFUL.

The girl with the pigtail braids says BECAUSE SHE HAS THIS, LIKE,
HORNS ON HER HEAD.

The girl in the red tank top says SHE KIND OF ENDS UP BEING
MORE OF A GOOD CHARACTER.

A girl in a floral blouse says HE, HE, HE!

A boy in a plaid shirt says GOLLUM FROM LORD OF THE RINGS
JUST BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
INTO THAT KIND OF STUFF.

A boy in a pink polo shirt says HE, HE, HE!

A girl in a black and white striped T-shirt says URSULA BECAUSE URSULA IS JUST
SO... SHE'S SO FUNNY BY BEING
BAD.

A boy in a navy blue T-shirt says MWAH!

A boy in a black T-shirt says PROBABLY ANNA FROM THE
AVENGERS.
HE'S PRETTY GOOD.

A girl in a gray sweater says MY FAVOURITE VILLAIN IS JAFAR
FROM ALADDIN BECAUSE I REALLY
LIKE THE STAFF HE HAS AND I
THINK IT JUST MAKES HIM A REALLY
COOL CHARACTER ALL AROUND.

The girl in the floral blouse says SCAR FROM THE LION KING
BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU HAS A
HEART AND THEN, BOOM, HE, LIKE,
TOTALLY CHANGES AND HE'S SO MEAN
TO EVERYBODY.

The boy in the plaid shirt says YEAH HAH, HAH, HAH!

A girl in a yellow hooded sweatshirt says MY FAVOURITE VILLAIN WOULD BE
CRUELLA.

A girl in a white and blue T-shirt says FROM 101 DALMATIANS.

The girl in the yellow sweatshirt says SHE HAS THAT FIERY SASSY
PERSONALITY.

The girl in the white and blue T-shirt says BECAUSE HE'S REALLY WICKED.

[maniacal laughter]

A girl in a pink-beige T-shirt says SHARPE.
SHE'S NOT REALLY A VILLAIN, BUT
SHE KIND OF REMINDS ME OF ONE.
SHE'S KIND OF LIKE MEAN AND
STUFF.
[Laughter]

The boy in the red polo says REGINA GEORGE FROM MEAN GIRLS
BECAUSE SHE SEEMS VERY BRATTY
AND OBNOXIOUS.
[Laughter]

A girl in a burgundy tank top says DOOFENSHMIRTZ FROM PHINEAS
AND FERB BECAUSE HE'S REALLY
FUNNY, BECAUSE HE'S A REALLY BAD
VILLAIN.

The boy in the red T-shirt says ABOMINATION BECAUSE HE'S BIG
AND STRONG.
[Laughter]

Laura says THE TREE FORT IMPROV COMPANY
PRESENTS.
[Laughter]

Lucius says WELCOME TO TREE FORT IMPROV
TIME.

Laurel says BUT IT SHOULD BE EVIL TREE
FORT IMPROV TIME.

Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO DO WHAT
LUCAS AND LAURA DO, IMPROV.

Laurel says BUT IN A MORE EVIL BETTER
WAY.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE
SUGGESTIONS.

Lucius says RESTAURANT, DOG, DRUMS.

Laurel says OH, THOSE ARE...

Lucius says THESE ARE GOOD SUGGESTIONS.
I THINK WE CAN DO A LOT.
HERE WE ARE THE RESTAURANT
CALLED BARK, BARK, BARK.

Laurel says WHY DID YOU CALL IT BARK?

Lucius says BECAUSE THERE WAS A DOG.

Laurel says OH, YES, AND THE OTHER ONE
WAS... WELL, I'M A DRUMMER.
[Laughter]
HOLD ON, WE'LL GET THERE.

Lucius says WE'RE EVIL, NOT YOU.

Laurel says WE CALL THE SHOTS HERE.

Lucius says THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
WE SAY WHAT HAPPENS.
LET US SPEAK WITH YOUR THEATRE
VOICE.

Laurel says I AM TRYING TO.
(WOLF HOWL).

Lucius says THIS IS OUR...

Laurel says HOLD ON HERE.
LET'S GO BACK TO BASICS.
YOU'RE A RESTAURANT OWNER.

Lucius says I'M A RESTAURANT OWNER.

Laurel says LUCIUS...

Lucius says HEY!
WHAT'S THAT?

Laurel says THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MY
DRUMS, BUT I WASN'T READY.
(DRUM ROLL).

Laurel says I HAVE A BIGGER ANNOUNCEMENT
HERE.

Lucius says I WANT TO MAKE THE
ANNOUNCEMENT.

Laurel says I'M MAKING IT.
THE FOREST IS LOOKING FOR A
NEW MAYOR, AND I HAVE DECIDED
THAT I WILL RUN.
HERE IS MY CAMPAIGN VIDEO.

Lucius says AND IT'S GOOD.
IT IS.

The clip rolls.

The announcer says IT'S MORNING IN THE FOREST
AGAIN, AND THE GOOD PEOPLE WHO
LIVE HERE NEED A MAYOR WHO'S
HONEST, HARD-WORKING, WHO STANDS
UP FOR THE LITTLE GUY AND ALWAYS
DOES THE RIGHT THING.
A MAYOR WHO'S JUST LIKE THEM, A
MAYOR LIKE . . .

Laurel says OH, HELLO, FUTURE MINIONS.
EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL
I'VE WANTED TO TAKE OVER THE
WORLD.
I MEAN HELP PEOPLE.
JUST LIKE YOU.
BECAUSE I'M JUST LIKE YOU.
I DO ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU DO,
LIKE WALK ON LEGS AND EAT FANCY
CHEESES WITH BREADS AND PIZZAS,
AND I HIT THE HOME RUNS OR WIN
THE BIG GOLF GAME.
THAT'S NOT EVIL.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
JUST ASK THIS AVERAGE JOE WHO I
DON'T KNOW AT ALL.

Lucius says OH, HEY, IT'S ME, JUST A
REGULAR RUN OF THE MILL AVERAGE
JOE, AND I JUST WANT TO SAY I
THINK LAUREL'S SO NORMAL IT'S
GROSS.

(CORN HONKING).

Laurel gives him the thumbs up.

Laurel says WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
BOW DOWN, CREATURES OF THE
FOREST AND MAKE ME YOUR EVIL
QUEEN ALREADY.

The campaign slogan reads "Laurel for mayor. I'm just like you."

The announcer says PAID FOR BY REGULAR FOLKS FOR
REGULAR LAUREL.

Lucius says WHAT ARE THEY WAITING FOR?

Laurel says I'VE GOT IT COVERED,
LUCIUS... STAY IN THE LAIR.
VOTE.
OCTOBER 21ST.

Back at the fort, Lucius tries to take something off Laurel's hair and says LAUREL...

Laurel says PLEASE!

Lucius says YOU HAVE TO GET OUT.

Laurel says THAT'S RIGHT, I'M RUNNING FOR
MAYOR.
[Frog horn]

Laurel says A CALL.
PICK IT UP.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Lucius says HOW MUCH MORE FUN?
EVIL LAIR, LUCAS SPEAKING, WHO'S
CALLING?

The caller says HELLO, I'M ALYSSA AND I'D
LIKE TO TALK TO LUCIUS AND
LAUREL PLEASE.

Laurel says PERFECT.
WE'RE BOTH HERE IN THE EVIL FORT
LAIR.

Lucius says WELCOME, ARE YOU A FAN OF US,
ALYSSA?

Alyssa says YES, I AM.

Alyssa pops up on the sky screen. She's 9 and has long straight brown hair. She wears a red hoodie.

Laurel says WOW!
WELL, GO AHEAD, SAY HELLO TO
YOUR EVIL MINIONS.

Lucius says WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY?

Alyssa says I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU.

Laurel says OH.

Lucius says YOU DO?

Laurel says PLEASE, DO TELL.

Alyssa says MY EVIL FRIENDS ETHAN,
ISABELLA, ASHLEY, CHELSEA AND
ONE MORE, IESHA, YES, AND THEY
TOLD ME THAT YOU GUYS HAVE WON
AN AWARD.

Laurel says OH, MY!

Lucius says WHAT IS OUR AWARD, ALYSSA?

Alyssa says THE AWARD IS MY FRIEND WHO IS
ALSO EVIL TOLD MY OTHER FRIEND
THAT THE AWARD IS CALLED . . .
THE MOST EVILLEST AWARD.

Lucius says THE MOST EVILLEST AWARD?

Laurel says WE WON!

Lucius says WE MUST GO GET IT RIGHT AWAY.

Laurel says THANK YOU SO MUCH.

Lucius says THANK YOU FOR BEING A FAN.

Laurel says CONTINUE BEING EVIL.
GOOD-BYE.
LET'S GO, LUCIUS!

Alyssa says GOOD-BYE.

Lucius and Laurel walk out of the fort and say GOOD-BYE.

Lucas and Laura walk in.

Laura says IS THE COAST CLEAR?

Lucas says THEY'RE GONE, FINALLY.
OH, HOW DARE THEY.

Laura says WE GOT OUR FORT BACK WITH THE
HELP OF THE TVOkids, OF COURSE.

Lucas says WE NEED TO THANK YOU GUYS.
OUR EVIL SECOND COUSINS ARE NOW
GONE.

Laura says YES, ALL THANKS TO THE FAKE
AWARD, THE VILEST VILLAIN.

Lucas says WE TRICKED THEM.

Laura says TRICKED THEM.

Lucas says TOMORROW IS CUPCAKE DAY.
TASTY.

Laura says YUM, SO CALL IN IF YOU LIKE
CUPCAKES.
LET US KNOW.

A caption reads "Call us at 1-888-886-5437."

Lucas says SKYPE, THROW A CUPCAKE AT THE
SCREEN.
WHO CARES.

Laura brings the ukulele and says ARE YOU READY?

They sing a song that says SO LONG
SEE YA LATER
I BET TOMORROW WILL EVEN BE
GREATER
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO SAY
GOOD-BYE TO YOU

Lucas says BUT TOMORROW, TASTY, YEAH?

The song continues SO LONG
SAYONARA
CLUE

Lucas says CUPCAKE SHOWERS

The song continues IS THE PASSWORD FOR TOMORROW
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO SAY
GOOD-BYE TO YOU

Lucas says I'M LUCAS.
I WONDER WHAT LUCIUS AND LAUREL
ARE DOING.

Laura says I'M LAURA.
I ALSO WONDER WHAT THEY'RE GOING
TO DO WHEN THEY FIND OUT IT'S
NOT REAL.

Lucas says WHO KNOWS.

At the award show, Lucius says IT'S WITH A DEEP HONOUR THAT
WE ACCEPT THIS AWARD FOR...

Laurel pushes him aside and says PLEASE, THIS IS CLEARLY MY
AWARD.

Lucius says THIS IS MY AWARD.

Laurel says THE VILEST OF EVIL VILLAINS.

Lucius says THE TWO OF US WANT TO THANK
EVERYONE, INCLUDING OUR PARENTS.

Laurel says YOU'RE HOGGING THE PODIUM.

Lucius says IT'S A PODIUM, LAUREL.

Laurel says LUCIUS, PLEASE, THIS IS MY
MOMENT.

Lucius says I WON THE AWARD.
IT LOOKS SHINY.

They both say WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK
EVERYBODY FOR VOTING US THE MOST
EVILLEST... WE'RE SO HAPPY.

Laurel says SO EVIL.

Lucius says FOR THIS TO YOU, THE FANS.

(music plays)

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