Transcript: Episode 1 - Across the Ditch
A screen Australia and the Australia Broadcasting Corporation present, in association with The Children's Television Foundation and Create New South Wales. A Northern Pictures Production.
A group of school kids sing a rap song that says A NEW DAY DAWNS IN
THE WILD WILD WEST
WHEN A SCHOOL WILL DISCOVER
WHO WILL BE THE BEST
AND YOU KNOW WHEN THE GOING
GETS TOUGH
Salwa is around 10, with long brown hair in a braid and wears a school uniform.
Mikey is around 10, with slightly long wavy brown hair in a bun and he wears a school uniform.
Jerry is around 10, with short wavy light brown hair and wears a school uniform.
Tiffany is around 10, with long curly brown hair and wears glasses, a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.
Lily is around 10, with long brown hair in pigtail braids with colourful ribbons and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.
Lance is in his early teens, with short straight blond hair and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.
The song continues MIKEY'S GOING TO DIG DOWN
AND USE THE RIGHT STUFF
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE IT
YOUR ALL
COME ON
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
YOU'VE GOTTA THINK BIG,
NOT SMALL
IF YOU WANNA PLAY HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA PLAY
HARDBALL
A caption reads "Created and written by Guy Edmonds and Matt Zemeres."
The name of the show reads "Hardball."
Mikey says HI, MY NAME'S MIKEY.
THIS IS MY HOME.
I LIVE HERE WITH MY DADDY,
DADDY.
Daddy is in his thirties, with short curly brown hair and wears gym wear. He does bicep curls with a big weight.
Mikey says AND MY COUSINS.
3 young cousins play Jenga in the living room.
Mikey says MY DAD'S A CHOICE FOOTY PLAYER.
ONE DAY HE'S GONNA BE IN THE BIG
LEAGUES.
One of the cousins says WHEN YOU GONNA BE IN
THE BIG LEAGUES?
Daddy says ONE DAY CUZ.
Mikey says I LIVE IN ROTORUA,
NEW ZEALAND.
THERE'S A SWEET LAKE.
ME AND MY COUSINS FISH THERE.
SEE, FISH.
THESE ARE MY FRIENDS.
TAIKA, TEKOHUNUI, AND GREG.
Taika has short curly brown hair and wears a gray sleeveless T-shirt.
Tekohunui has short curly brown hair and wears a gray printed sweatshirt.
Greg has short curly light brown hair and wears a purple and green striped quarter zip sweatshirt.
Mikey says MY SCHOOL IS...
(PHONE RINGING)
Daddy pics up and says HELLO?
UH-HUH.
TOMORROW?
SWEET.
THAT WAS THE WESTERN SYDNEY
BULLFROGS, AN ELITE RUGBY LEAGUE
TEAM WHO WANT ME TO COME
AND PLAY EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
Mikey says YOU KNOW HOW I SAID I LIVED
IN ROTORUA, NEW ZEALAND?
LET'S PRETEND THAT WAS
10 SECONDS AGO.
They pack up their stuff and move to Sydney.
They take a taxi from the airport.
Daddy says A HUNDRED AND THIRTY BUCKS?
Mikey says WELCOME TO SYDNEY.
Daddy says I HAVEN'T SEEN AUNTIE IN
A WHILE, SO JUST SMILE AND BE
YOURSELF, OKAY?
Mikey says OKAY, DADDY.
They walk in a garage.
Daddy says HI, AUNTIE!
Mikey says HI.
Auntie is in her thirties, with long curly brown hair and wears a blue overall and a headband.
Auntie says YOU'RE EARLY.
Daddy says BY THREE MINUTES.
Auntie says EARLY.
Daddy says SORRY.
Mikey says CAN WE COME IN?
Auntie says COME IN.
Daddy says COME ON.
Auntie says THIS IS WHERE YOU STAY.
She points at the back of the garage and BATHROOM'S THROUGH THERE.
DON'T USE THE BATH.
IT DOESN'T DRAIN.
TOILET'S THROUGH THERE.
IT'S JUST A TOILET.
THIS IS MY MOVIE SHELF.
THEY'RE MY MOVIES.
THIS IS WHERE I WORK.
THIS IS THE FRIDGE.
THAT'S MY SHELF, THAT'S YOURS.
She sits on a pull-out couch and says THIS IS YOUR BED.
AND THIS IS YOURS.
She opens a car door and shows a bed set-up with fairy themed bedding at the back of the car.
Mikey says FAIRIES?
CHOICE!
OCEAN VIEWS.
AWESOME.
Daddy says I GOTTA GET TO TRAINING.
CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF MIKEY?
KNOCK 'EM DEAD, BOY.
Mikey says YOU TOO, DADDY, LOVE YOU.
Daddy says LOVE YOU, TOO.
Mikey says I'M MIKEY.
YOU'RE MY AUNTIE.
SO, HOW LONG YOU BEEN
MY AUNTIE?
Auntie says HOW LONG YOU BEEN ALIVE?
Mikey says ABOUT TEN YEARS.
Auntie says ABOUT TEN YEARS THEN.
Mikey says SWEET AS.
HOW COME WE NEVER MET?
Auntie says YOU LIVE OVER THERE,
I LIVE OVER HERE.
Mikey says SWEET AS.
Auntie says THANKS FOR THE VAN BED,
AUNTIE.
Mikey says I WAS GOING TO SCRAP IT.
YOU JUST SAVED ME A TRIP
TO THE TIP.
Mikey says OH.
Auntie says THAT'S IT, LET'S GO.
Daddy says OKAY.
In the car, Mikey says SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE
COLOUR?
Auntie says BLUE.
Mikey says SWEET AS.
FAVOURITE FOOD?
Auntie says EGGS.
Mikey says JUST EGGS?
Auntie says YEP.
Mikey says SWEET AS.
FAVOURITE ANIMAL?
Auntie says ANTS.
Mikey says THEY'RE INSECTS.
Auntie says ANTELOPE.
Mikey looks at a bobble head toy on the dashboard and says WHO'S THAT GUY?
Auntie says ELVIS, THE KING.
MY FAVOURITE SINGER.
Mikey says REALLY?
(ENGINE BACKFIRING)
Auntie says WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
The car stops.
Auntie says DIRTY DACKS.
As he pushes the car down the road, Mikey says HAS IT STARTED YET?
(ENGINE TURNING OVER)
Auntie gives him a container and says LUNCH.
Mikey says THANKS FOR THE LIFT, AUNTIE.
Auntie says PICK YOU UP AFTER SCHOOL.
Mikey says YEP.
Mikey tries to enter the school gate.
A woman with a megaphone says YOU'RE LATE!
LIFT, TWIST, PULL.
Mikey says LIFT, TWIST, PULL.
I GOT IT.
He opens the gate and says COMING!
The woman says MICHAEL, IS IT?
Mikey says MIKEY'S, OKAY, MISS CRAPPER.
Miss Crapper says IT'S CRAH-PER.
THE A IS LONG.
Mikey says OH, SORRY, MISS CRAH-PER.
Miss Crapper says MS. CRAH-PER.
Mikey says MS. CRAH-PER.
Miss Crapper says WHERE'S YOUR UNIFORM?
Mikey says I JUST ARRIVED HERE
FROM NZ, MS.
Miss Crapper says WALK THIS WAY.
Miss Crapper looks for a uniform in the lost property room and says NOT MUCH IN YOUR SIZE.
Mikey says NO WORRIES MS.
Miss Crapper says TRY THESE.
OFF.
HURRY UP.
Mikey says HOW DO I LOOK?
Miss Crapper says WELL IT'S, UH...
Mikey says TIGHT, BUT CHOICE.
SO, ARE YOU LIKE
A TEACHER, MS...
Miss Crapper says I'M THE PRINCIPAL ELECT.
Mikey says WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
Miss Crapper says IT MEANS I WILL BE
THE PRINCIPAL, BUT I'M NOT YET
THE PRINCIPAL.
Mikey says PROMOTION.
CHOICE.
WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?
Miss Crapper says TEACH YOU.
I the classroom, the teacher says PRISHA, BACK TO YOUR DESK
PLEASE, DARLING.
LANCE, JUST-JUST PRANCE BACK TO
YOUR DESK.
Miss Crapper says THANK YOU, MISS BAHM.
Miss Bahm says YOU'RE WELCOME MS. CRAPPER.
Miss Bahm leaves.
Miss Craper says 5B, PLEASE WELCOME YOUR NEW
CLASSMATE, MICHAEL MAHAKI.
HE'S JOINED US ALL THE WAY FROM
NEW ZEALAND.
WELCOME HIM!
The class says WELCOME.
Mikey says GOOD TO BE HERE.
THE NAME'S MIKEY AND ALTHOUGH
I MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BIG KID,
I AM TEN AND I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO GETTING TO
KNOW YOU ALL.
Prisha says HIGH SCHOOL FOR GIANTS IS
ACROSS THE ROAD.
Prisha has long brown hair in pigtail buns and wears a school uniform.
(LAUGHING)
Mikey says DANG, WISH I KNEW BEFORE
I ENROLLED HERE.
A boy at the back says THE AVENGERS CALLED.
THEY NEED HULK BACK.
Mikey says TELL THEM I'M BUSY GETTING
AN EDUCATION, BRO.
(LAUGHING)
Miss Crapper says CHILDREN, THAT'S ENOUGH.
A boy says BAGS MIKEY MAN FOR MY
TUG-O-WAR TEAM.
HE'S SO STRONG.
Miss Crapper says I SAID ENOUGH.
BE SEATED.
Mikey says SORRY, BRO.
SORRY.
He drops a book.
Jerry pushes the book closer to him with his cane.
Mikey says THANKS, BRO.
Jerry says NO PROBLEM, MAHAKI.
(BELL RINGING)
Miss Crapper says DISMISSED.
MICHAEL?
Mikey says YES, MISS?
Miss Crapper says THIS IS TIFFANY STEELE-STONE.
SHE'LL BE YOUR BUDDY.
TIFFANY, SHOW MICHAEL THE ROPES.
Tiffany says MY PLEASURE, MS. CRAPPER.
Miss Crapper says TIFFANY IS ONE OF THE FINEST
STUDENTS THIS SCHOOL HAS EVER
PRODUCED.
Tiffany says WITHOUT GREAT TEACHERS,
THERE ARE NO GREAT STUDENTS.
Miss Crapper says THANK YOU.
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M OFF
TO MEET YOUR DELIGHTFUL DADS.
Mikey says DADS?
Tiffany says DADS.
Mikey says CHOICE.
Tiffany says MICHAEL, IS IT?
Mikey says MIKEY'S OKAY.
Tiffany says MIKEY, CUTE.
SO, THIS IS OUR CLASSROOM OKAY,
BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT.
WE HAVE A WHITEBOARD,
WE HAVE CHARGING DOCKS.
Miss Crapper leaves.
Tiffany says OKAY, LISTEN NOOB.
Mikey says NOOB?
Tiffany says YEAH, NOOB.
IT MEANS NEW.
Mikey says OH.
Tiffany says BACK TO ME.
I HAVE WAY BETTER THINGS TO DO
AT LUNCH THAN SHOW YOU WHERE
THE TOILET IS.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, TINY.
Mikey says HUH?
Tiffany says TINY, IT'S AN INSULT.
Mikey says BUT I'M BIG.
Tiffany says THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY.
Mikey says 'CAUSE IT'S IRONIC?
Tiffany says WHAT?
YOU'RE WEIRD, OKAY?
Mikey says THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT.
Tiffany says POINT MADE, OKAY?
NOW, IF YOU TELL THE CRAPPER
THAT I DIDN'T SHOW YOU AROUND
YOU'RE DEAD MEAT.
Later at the schoolyard, Mikey eats his lunch. He spills some hummus on the floor.
Sitting on his wheelchair next to him, Jerry hands him a paper napkin.
Mikey says THANKS, BRO.
Jerry says MIND IF I JOIN YOU MAHAKI?
Mikey says SWEET AS.
Jerry says LUNCH OF CHAMPIONS.
Mikey says MESSY AS BUT...
Jerry says NOT IF YOU TEAR AND DIP.
Mikey says OH, TEAR AND DIP.
Jerry says INDEED.
THE NAME'S JERRY.
Mikey says NICE TO MEET YOU.
Jerry says SO, YOU'RE FROM ACROSS
THE DITCH?
Mikey says THE WHAT?
Jerry says THE TASMAN SEA.
Mikey says HUH?
Jerry says YOU'RE FROM NEW ZEALAND.
Mikey says OH, YEAH.
ME AND DADDY JUST GOT HERE.
Jerry says AND MUMMY?
Mikey says SHE'S NOT AROUND HERE.
Jerry says FIRST DAYS ARE HARD.
Mikey says TIFFANY SHOWED ME AROUND,
SORT OF.
Jerry says SHORT TOUR?
Mikey says YEAH.
Jerry says SHE DID THAT TO ME ON
MY FIRST DAY.
Prisha says HEY JERRY, LOOK OUT!
Jerry catches a flying tennis ball.
Prisha says JERRY, CHUCK US THE BALL.
Mikey says WHAT ARE THEY PLAYING?
Jerry says ONLY THE FINEST TEST OF SKILL
EVER INVENTED.
IF YOU WANT TO FIT IN AROUND
HERE, YOU'VE GOTTA LEARN HOW TO
PLAY HANDBALL.
Mikey says REALLY?
Jerry says YOU NEED TO GET IN LINE.
Mikey says I'M MORE OF A SPECTATOR, EH.
Jerry says NOT TODAY YOU'RE NOT.
Jerry says THE RULES.
WE PLAY FOUR-SQUARE HERE.
THE PLAYER IN ACE SERVES.
Mikey says SO, TIFF'S ACE?
Jerry says PRECISELY.
OTHER THREE SQUARES?
KING, QUEEN AND DUNCE.
HIT THE BALL SO IT BOUNCES IN
YOUR SQUARE AND LANDS IN THEIR
SQUARE.
AIM OF THE GAME, GET IN ACE
AND STAY THERE.
Tiffany lifts her arms, turns around and growls.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(TIGER GROWLING)
Mikey says WHOA.
Jerry says AH, YES, THE FIRE DRAG.
TIFF'S SIGNATURE MOVE.
ONLY 16 percent OF KIDS CAN RETURN IT.
Mikey says THAT IS SPECIFIC.
Jerry says SPECIFICITY'S MY MIDDLE NAME.
ACTUALLY, IT'S LOUIS,
BUT YOU GET THE GAG.
OUT HERE, HANDBALL'S IN OUR DNA.
Mikey says BACK HOME,
EVERYONE'S OBSESSED WITH RUGBY.
SHE'S LIKE A SUPER ROBOT.
Jerry says AT LEAST A SUPER ROBOT HAS
A WEAKNESS.
Mikey says SHE EVER BEEN BEATEN?
Jerry says MANY HAVE TRIED, AND FAILED,
BUT THERE'S STILL HOPE.
SALWA.
Tiffany says OI, TINY, YOU'RE UP.
YOU'RE TOAST.
HEY EVERYONE, THE NOOB'S ABOUT
TO PLAY.
Everyone sits on the stands to watch.
Mikey says OH, THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
Tiffany says GOOD LUCK.
Lily says YEAH, YOU'LL NEED IT.
La says YEAH, GOOD LUCK!
FIRST TIME'S ALWAYS THE HARDEST.
Tiffany says LANCE, I'M PSYCHING HIM OUT.
La says OH, SORRY.
BUT SERIOUSLY, GOOD LUCK.
Tiffany shoots and says ACE.
Mikey says THAT WAS SOME SWEET SPIN,
TIFF.
Tiffany says THANKS.
Mikey says WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
Tiffany says YOU LEAVE.
Mikey says YEAH.
Tiffany says NEXT.
Jerry says DON'T LET HER GET TO YOU.
TIFF PICKS ON 98 percent OF NEW KIDS.
Mikey says NAH, WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK.
BY THE WAY, DO YOU HAVE A STAT
FOR EVERYTHING?
Jerry says ONLY 84 percent OF THINGS.
(BELL RINGING)
Back in the classroom, says I'M VERY EXCITED TO WELCOME
TWO OF WESTERN SYDNEY'S MOST
ELITE SOCIALITES SLASH
CELEBRITIES SLASH DEDICATED
COMMUNITY WORKERS SLASH PROPERTY
MOGULS WHO YOU'VE NO DOUBT SEEN
ON BILLBOARDS AND BUSES
AROUND TOWN.
PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO
JAYDEN STEELE AND BEVAN STONE.
(APPLAUDING)
They say THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Jayden is in his late thirties, with short graying hair and wears a blue suit, a pink shirt and a blue tie.
Evan is in his late thirties, with short brown hair and a beard and wears a gray suit, white shirt and printed tie.
Jayden says GOOD AFTERNOON.
I'M JAYDEN STEELE.
Evan says AND I'M BEVAN STONE,
AND TOGETHER WE ARE...
They both say STEELE AND STONE
PARTNERS.
Evan says YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOURSELF.
Jayden says WHY ARE TWO SUCCESSFUL REAL
ESTATE MAGNATES AT YOUR SCHOOL?
Evan says IT'S A GOOD QUESTION JAYDEN.
Jayden says THANKS, BEVAN.
Evan says NOW LOOK THE TRUTH IS WE ARE
THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE'LL
BE SPONSORING STEELE AND STONE'S
INAUGURAL WESTERN SYDNEY
HANDBALL TOURNAMENT.
Jayden says OR FOR SHORT...
They both say SASI-WESTS-HAT.
(CHEERING)
Jayden says YES, THANK YOU.
Evan says VERY EXCITING.
Jayden says OKAY, NOW THIS END OF TERM
TOURNAMENT WILL SEE SCHOOLS IN
THE CATCHMENT AREA SEND THEIR
THREE BEST HANDBALL HEROES TO
BATTLE IT OUT AT EMU VALLEY'S
NEW SPORTING COMPLEX.
Evan says IT IS A BEAUTIFUL SPACE OKAY?
says HOWEVER, THERE CAN ONLY BE
ONE WINNER, OKAY?
THIS IS NOT A TEAM SPORT.
IT'S LAST PERSON STANDING OKAY?
SO, THAT PERSON WILL NOT ONLY
TAKE HOME FAME, GLORY,
AND BRAGGING RIGHTS, BUT ALSO,
A STEELE AND STONE PROPERTY
EVALUATION.
Jayden says AND A SASI-WESTS-HAT TROPHY...
(WHOOSHING)
LIKE THIS.
Evan says OH YEAH, BUT THAT'S
A MOCK UP.
Jayden says OH, IT'LL BE MUCH BIGGER ON
THE DAY.
Evan says YEAH UM, SO...
Jayden says TWICE THE SIZE.
Evan says REGISTER NOW TO AVOID MISSING
OUT, OKAY?
JUST GRAB YOUR LITTLE FLYERS.
Miss Crapper says ONE AT A TIME,
ONE AT A TIME, ONE AT A TIME.
(BELL RINGING)
As they leave school, Jerry says INCREDIBLE.
I'VE BEEN LOBBYING FOR
A TOURNAMENT FOR YEARS.
Mikey says WHY YOU ALL SO OBSESSED?
Jerry says YOU CAN BE A NOBODY,
BUT IF YOU CAN PLAY,
YOU'LL BE A SOMEBODY.
Mikey says DO YOU, LIKE, ACTUALLY...
Jerry says I'M AT A LEVEL BEYOND MERELY
PLAYING.
I SEE THINGS OTHERS CAN'T SEE.
A boy says JERRY, LOOK OUT!
A ball flies towards Jerry. Mikey diverts it before it hits him. He falls on the floor.
Mikey says YOU ALL GOOD, JERRY?
OI, JERRY, YOU OKAY?
Jerry says IMPOSSIBLE.
PURE POWER AND PRECISION.
Mikey says YOU HIT YOUR HEAD, BRO?
Jerry says I'VE DREAMT OF A SHOT
LIKE THAT.
THE BLADE OF DESTINY.
Mikey says WHAT?
Jerry says MIKEY, YOU JUST PERFORMED
A HANDBALL MIRACLE.
Mikey says NAH BRO, I WAS JUST MAKING
SURE YOUR MELON DIDN'T GET
MASHED.
Jerry says I LIVE IN A WORLD OF
COLD HARD FACTS.
TRUST ME, THERE'S SOMETHING
SPECIAL ABOUT YOU.
(HORN HONKING)
Auntie says HEY, BOY, HOME TIME.
Mikey says AUNTIE'S HERE, GOTTA SPLIT.
LATERS.
On the way home, Auntie says GOOD DAY?
Mikey says MM-HM.
Auntie says GOOD.
OH, BLACK BETTY, BAM-A-LAM
SHE REALLY GETS ME HIGH
BAM-A-LAM.
She stops by a store, gives him a note and says GRAB THIS.
THERE.
(BELL RINGING)
He walks in a pastry shop.
Salwa is bouncing a ball there.
Mikey says HEY.
Salwa says HEY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Mikey says UM, UH, JUST SOME NUMERO.
Salwa says NAMOURA.
Mikey says OH, YOU NEED A COUGH LOLLY?
Salwa says THAT IS HOW YOU SAY IT.
Mikey says OH, NAMOURA.
Salwa says NOT BAD.
Mikey says AND SOME HALLA WET...
Salwa says HALAWET EL JIBN.
Mikey says WAS GONNA SAY THAT.
Salwa says CHEESE DOUGH
AND CLOTTED CREAM.
Mikey says THOUGHT THIS WAS
A SWEETS SHOP.
Salwa says JUST TRY IT.
Mikey says HOLY-LOO-LEE!
THAT'S HEAPS GOOD.
SO, JERRY SAYS YOU'RE NUTS AT
HANDBALL.
Salwa says YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING
YOU HEAR, DON'T YOU?
Mikey faces the camera and says SHE'S PRETTY INTENSE.
IT'S LIKE SHE'S IN A COP SHOW
FOR GROWN-UPS WHERE SHE PLAYS
THE MAIN DETECTIVE WITH A DARK
PAST BUT WON'T TALK TO ANYONE
ABOUT HER FEELINGS BUT PEOPLE
DON'T MIND BECAUSE IN THE END,
SHE GETS THE JOB DONE.
THAT ACTUALLY TASTES PRETTY
GOOD.
SO, ARE YOU GONNA BE IN
THE SASI-WESTS-HAT THINGY?
Salwa says HERE.
THANKS.
She gives him a ball and says OI, TAKE THIS.
YOU'LL NEED IT.
Mikey says OH, CHOICE.
SO, WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
Salwa says SALWA.
Mikey says SALAD?
WAS JUST PLAYING WITH YOU.
SALWA.
Back at the garage, Mikey practices with the ball.
Mikey says OKAY, I CAN'T REMEMBER ALL
THE RULES BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
THE AIM OF THE GAME IS TO GET
THE OTHER PERSON OUT.
Daddy says LIKE MOST GAMES BOY.
Mikey says TRUE.
OKAY, I'LL SERVE.
(GRUNTING)
Daddy complains about his sore arms.
Mikey says YOU OKAY?
Daddy says YEAH, BIG FIRST DAY,
THAT'S ALL.
Mikey says YOU KNOW WHAT?
TRY ONE OF THESE.
IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
OH, OFF CREAM, ROTTEN CHEESE,
AND MAGIC ROSE PETALS.
Daddy says MM.
HOLY-LOO-LEE!
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
Mikey says OH, SALWA, THIS KID
AT SCHOOL, WORKS AT A SKUX AS
BAKERY.
Daddy says DAY WAS OKAY?
Mikey says MM-HM.
Daddy says GRAB MY BAG, BOY.
GOT YOU SOME PRESSIES FOR
YOUR BEDROOM.
COME ON.
I KNOW THIS MOVE'S BEEN...
IT'S A LAKE.
He gives him a picture poster.
Mikey says CHOICE, DADDY.
Daddy says 'CAUSE WE USED TO LIVE
NEAR A LAKE.
GOT YOU THE STARS, TOO,
'CAUSE YOU LIKE STARS.
Mikey says THANKS, DADDY.
Daddy says NIGHT, BOY.
Mikey sticks the glow starts on the car ceiling.
Music plays as the end credits roll.
Mikey says WHAT DID ONE OCEAN SAY TO
THE OTHER OCEAN?
NOTHING, THEY JUST WAVED.
HARDBALL
A group of school kids sing a rap song that says A NEW DAY DAWNS IN
THE WILD WILD WEST
WHEN A SCHOOL WILL DISCOVER
WHO WILL BE THE BEST
AND YOU KNOW WHEN THE GOING
GETS TOUGH
Salwa is around 10, with long brown hair in a braid and wears a school uniform.
Mikey is around 10, with slightly long wavy brown hair in a bun and he wears a school uniform.
Jerry is around 10, with short wavy light brown hair and wears a school uniform.
Tiffany is around 10, with long curly brown hair and wears glasses, a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.
Lily is around 10, with long brown hair in pigtail braids with colourful ribbons and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.
Lance is in his early teens, with short straight blond hair and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.
The song continues MIKEY'S GOING TO DIG DOWN
AND USE THE RIGHT STUFF
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE IT
YOUR ALL
COME ON
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
YOU'VE GOTTA THINK BIG,
NOT SMALL
IF YOU WANNA PLAY HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA PLAY
HARDBALL
A caption reads "Created and written by Guy Edmonds and Matt Zemeres."
The name of the show reads "Hardball."
Mikey says HI, MY NAME'S MIKEY.
THIS IS MY HOME.
I LIVE HERE WITH MY DADDY,
DADDY.
Daddy is in his thirties, with short curly brown hair and wears gym wear. He does bicep curls with a big weight.
Mikey says AND MY COUSINS.
3 young cousins play Jenga in the living room.
Mikey says MY DAD'S A CHOICE FOOTY PLAYER.
ONE DAY HE'S GONNA BE IN THE BIG
LEAGUES.
One of the cousins says WHEN YOU GONNA BE IN
THE BIG LEAGUES?
Daddy says ONE DAY CUZ.
Mikey says I LIVE IN ROTORUA,
NEW ZEALAND.
THERE'S A SWEET LAKE.
ME AND MY COUSINS FISH THERE.
SEE, FISH.
THESE ARE MY FRIENDS.
TAIKA, TEKOHUNUI, AND GREG.
Taika has short curly brown hair and wears a gray sleeveless T-shirt.
Tekohunui has short curly brown hair and wears a gray printed sweatshirt.
Greg has short curly light brown hair and wears a purple and green striped quarter zip sweatshirt.
Mikey says MY SCHOOL IS...
(PHONE RINGING)
Daddy pics up and says HELLO?
UH-HUH.
TOMORROW?
SWEET.
THAT WAS THE WESTERN SYDNEY
BULLFROGS, AN ELITE RUGBY LEAGUE
TEAM WHO WANT ME TO COME
AND PLAY EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
Mikey says YOU KNOW HOW I SAID I LIVED
IN ROTORUA, NEW ZEALAND?
LET'S PRETEND THAT WAS
10 SECONDS AGO.
They pack up their stuff and move to Sydney.
They take a taxi from the airport.
Daddy says A HUNDRED AND THIRTY BUCKS?
Mikey says WELCOME TO SYDNEY.
Daddy says I HAVEN'T SEEN AUNTIE IN
A WHILE, SO JUST SMILE AND BE
YOURSELF, OKAY?
Mikey says OKAY, DADDY.
They walk in a garage.
Daddy says HI, AUNTIE!
Mikey says HI.
Auntie is in her thirties, with long curly brown hair and wears a blue overall and a headband.
Auntie says YOU'RE EARLY.
Daddy says BY THREE MINUTES.
Auntie says EARLY.
Daddy says SORRY.
Mikey says CAN WE COME IN?
Auntie says COME IN.
Daddy says COME ON.
Auntie says THIS IS WHERE YOU STAY.
She points at the back of the garage and BATHROOM'S THROUGH THERE.
DON'T USE THE BATH.
IT DOESN'T DRAIN.
TOILET'S THROUGH THERE.
IT'S JUST A TOILET.
THIS IS MY MOVIE SHELF.
THEY'RE MY MOVIES.
THIS IS WHERE I WORK.
THIS IS THE FRIDGE.
THAT'S MY SHELF, THAT'S YOURS.
She sits on a pull-out couch and says THIS IS YOUR BED.
AND THIS IS YOURS.
She opens a car door and shows a bed set-up with fairy themed bedding at the back of the car.
Mikey says FAIRIES?
CHOICE!
OCEAN VIEWS.
AWESOME.
Daddy says I GOTTA GET TO TRAINING.
CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF MIKEY?
KNOCK 'EM DEAD, BOY.
Mikey says YOU TOO, DADDY, LOVE YOU.
Daddy says LOVE YOU, TOO.
Mikey says I'M MIKEY.
YOU'RE MY AUNTIE.
SO, HOW LONG YOU BEEN
MY AUNTIE?
Auntie says HOW LONG YOU BEEN ALIVE?
Mikey says ABOUT TEN YEARS.
Auntie says ABOUT TEN YEARS THEN.
Mikey says SWEET AS.
HOW COME WE NEVER MET?
Auntie says YOU LIVE OVER THERE,
I LIVE OVER HERE.
Mikey says SWEET AS.
Auntie says THANKS FOR THE VAN BED,
AUNTIE.
Mikey says I WAS GOING TO SCRAP IT.
YOU JUST SAVED ME A TRIP
TO THE TIP.
Mikey says OH.
Auntie says THAT'S IT, LET'S GO.
Daddy says OKAY.
In the car, Mikey says SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE
COLOUR?
Auntie says BLUE.
Mikey says SWEET AS.
FAVOURITE FOOD?
Auntie says EGGS.
Mikey says JUST EGGS?
Auntie says YEP.
Mikey says SWEET AS.
FAVOURITE ANIMAL?
Auntie says ANTS.
Mikey says THEY'RE INSECTS.
Auntie says ANTELOPE.
Mikey looks at a bobble head toy on the dashboard and says WHO'S THAT GUY?
Auntie says ELVIS, THE KING.
MY FAVOURITE SINGER.
Mikey says REALLY?
(ENGINE BACKFIRING)
Auntie says WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
The car stops.
Auntie says DIRTY DACKS.
As he pushes the car down the road, Mikey says HAS IT STARTED YET?
(ENGINE TURNING OVER)
Auntie gives him a container and says LUNCH.
Mikey says THANKS FOR THE LIFT, AUNTIE.
Auntie says PICK YOU UP AFTER SCHOOL.
Mikey says YEP.
Mikey tries to enter the school gate.
A woman with a megaphone says YOU'RE LATE!
LIFT, TWIST, PULL.
Mikey says LIFT, TWIST, PULL.
I GOT IT.
He opens the gate and says COMING!
The woman says MICHAEL, IS IT?
Mikey says MIKEY'S, OKAY, MISS CRAPPER.
Miss Crapper says IT'S CRAH-PER.
THE A IS LONG.
Mikey says OH, SORRY, MISS CRAH-PER.
Miss Crapper says MS. CRAH-PER.
Mikey says MS. CRAH-PER.
Miss Crapper says WHERE'S YOUR UNIFORM?
Mikey says I JUST ARRIVED HERE
FROM NZ, MS.
Miss Crapper says WALK THIS WAY.
Miss Crapper looks for a uniform in the lost property room and says NOT MUCH IN YOUR SIZE.
Mikey says NO WORRIES MS.
Miss Crapper says TRY THESE.
OFF.
HURRY UP.
Mikey says HOW DO I LOOK?
Miss Crapper says WELL IT'S, UH...
Mikey says TIGHT, BUT CHOICE.
SO, ARE YOU LIKE
A TEACHER, MS...
Miss Crapper says I'M THE PRINCIPAL ELECT.
Mikey says WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
Miss Crapper says IT MEANS I WILL BE
THE PRINCIPAL, BUT I'M NOT YET
THE PRINCIPAL.
Mikey says PROMOTION.
CHOICE.
WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?
Miss Crapper says TEACH YOU.
I the classroom, the teacher says PRISHA, BACK TO YOUR DESK
PLEASE, DARLING.
LANCE, JUST-JUST PRANCE BACK TO
YOUR DESK.
Miss Crapper says THANK YOU, MISS BAHM.
Miss Bahm says YOU'RE WELCOME MS. CRAPPER.
Miss Bahm leaves.
Miss Craper says 5B, PLEASE WELCOME YOUR NEW
CLASSMATE, MICHAEL MAHAKI.
HE'S JOINED US ALL THE WAY FROM
NEW ZEALAND.
WELCOME HIM!
The class says WELCOME.
Mikey says GOOD TO BE HERE.
THE NAME'S MIKEY AND ALTHOUGH
I MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BIG KID,
I AM TEN AND I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO GETTING TO
KNOW YOU ALL.
Prisha says HIGH SCHOOL FOR GIANTS IS
ACROSS THE ROAD.
Prisha has long brown hair in pigtail buns and wears a school uniform.
(LAUGHING)
Mikey says DANG, WISH I KNEW BEFORE
I ENROLLED HERE.
A boy at the back says THE AVENGERS CALLED.
THEY NEED HULK BACK.
Mikey says TELL THEM I'M BUSY GETTING
AN EDUCATION, BRO.
(LAUGHING)
Miss Crapper says CHILDREN, THAT'S ENOUGH.
A boy says BAGS MIKEY MAN FOR MY
TUG-O-WAR TEAM.
HE'S SO STRONG.
Miss Crapper says I SAID ENOUGH.
BE SEATED.
Mikey says SORRY, BRO.
SORRY.
He drops a book.
Jerry pushes the book closer to him with his cane.
Mikey says THANKS, BRO.
Jerry says NO PROBLEM, MAHAKI.
(BELL RINGING)
Miss Crapper says DISMISSED.
MICHAEL?
Mikey says YES, MISS?
Miss Crapper says THIS IS TIFFANY STEELE-STONE.
SHE'LL BE YOUR BUDDY.
TIFFANY, SHOW MICHAEL THE ROPES.
Tiffany says MY PLEASURE, MS. CRAPPER.
Miss Crapper says TIFFANY IS ONE OF THE FINEST
STUDENTS THIS SCHOOL HAS EVER
PRODUCED.
Tiffany says WITHOUT GREAT TEACHERS,
THERE ARE NO GREAT STUDENTS.
Miss Crapper says THANK YOU.
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M OFF
TO MEET YOUR DELIGHTFUL DADS.
Mikey says DADS?
Tiffany says DADS.
Mikey says CHOICE.
Tiffany says MICHAEL, IS IT?
Mikey says MIKEY'S OKAY.
Tiffany says MIKEY, CUTE.
SO, THIS IS OUR CLASSROOM OKAY,
BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT.
WE HAVE A WHITEBOARD,
WE HAVE CHARGING DOCKS.
Miss Crapper leaves.
Tiffany says OKAY, LISTEN NOOB.
Mikey says NOOB?
Tiffany says YEAH, NOOB.
IT MEANS NEW.
Mikey says OH.
Tiffany says BACK TO ME.
I HAVE WAY BETTER THINGS TO DO
AT LUNCH THAN SHOW YOU WHERE
THE TOILET IS.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, TINY.
Mikey says HUH?
Tiffany says TINY, IT'S AN INSULT.
Mikey says BUT I'M BIG.
Tiffany says THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY.
Mikey says 'CAUSE IT'S IRONIC?
Tiffany says WHAT?
YOU'RE WEIRD, OKAY?
Mikey says THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT.
Tiffany says POINT MADE, OKAY?
NOW, IF YOU TELL THE CRAPPER
THAT I DIDN'T SHOW YOU AROUND
YOU'RE DEAD MEAT.
Later at the schoolyard, Mikey eats his lunch. He spills some hummus on the floor.
Sitting on his wheelchair next to him, Jerry hands him a paper napkin.
Mikey says THANKS, BRO.
Jerry says MIND IF I JOIN YOU MAHAKI?
Mikey says SWEET AS.
Jerry says LUNCH OF CHAMPIONS.
Mikey says MESSY AS BUT...
Jerry says NOT IF YOU TEAR AND DIP.
Mikey says OH, TEAR AND DIP.
Jerry says INDEED.
THE NAME'S JERRY.
Mikey says NICE TO MEET YOU.
Jerry says SO, YOU'RE FROM ACROSS
THE DITCH?
Mikey says THE WHAT?
Jerry says THE TASMAN SEA.
Mikey says HUH?
Jerry says YOU'RE FROM NEW ZEALAND.
Mikey says OH, YEAH.
ME AND DADDY JUST GOT HERE.
Jerry says AND MUMMY?
Mikey says SHE'S NOT AROUND HERE.
Jerry says FIRST DAYS ARE HARD.
Mikey says TIFFANY SHOWED ME AROUND,
SORT OF.
Jerry says SHORT TOUR?
Mikey says YEAH.
Jerry says SHE DID THAT TO ME ON
MY FIRST DAY.
Prisha says HEY JERRY, LOOK OUT!
Jerry catches a flying tennis ball.
Prisha says JERRY, CHUCK US THE BALL.
Mikey says WHAT ARE THEY PLAYING?
Jerry says ONLY THE FINEST TEST OF SKILL
EVER INVENTED.
IF YOU WANT TO FIT IN AROUND
HERE, YOU'VE GOTTA LEARN HOW TO
PLAY HANDBALL.
Mikey says REALLY?
Jerry says YOU NEED TO GET IN LINE.
Mikey says I'M MORE OF A SPECTATOR, EH.
Jerry says NOT TODAY YOU'RE NOT.
Jerry says THE RULES.
WE PLAY FOUR-SQUARE HERE.
THE PLAYER IN ACE SERVES.
Mikey says SO, TIFF'S ACE?
Jerry says PRECISELY.
OTHER THREE SQUARES?
KING, QUEEN AND DUNCE.
HIT THE BALL SO IT BOUNCES IN
YOUR SQUARE AND LANDS IN THEIR
SQUARE.
AIM OF THE GAME, GET IN ACE
AND STAY THERE.
Tiffany lifts her arms, turns around and growls.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(TIGER GROWLING)
Mikey says WHOA.
Jerry says AH, YES, THE FIRE DRAG.
TIFF'S SIGNATURE MOVE.
ONLY 16 percent OF KIDS CAN RETURN IT.
Mikey says THAT IS SPECIFIC.
Jerry says SPECIFICITY'S MY MIDDLE NAME.
ACTUALLY, IT'S LOUIS,
BUT YOU GET THE GAG.
OUT HERE, HANDBALL'S IN OUR DNA.
Mikey says BACK HOME,
EVERYONE'S OBSESSED WITH RUGBY.
SHE'S LIKE A SUPER ROBOT.
Jerry says AT LEAST A SUPER ROBOT HAS
A WEAKNESS.
Mikey says SHE EVER BEEN BEATEN?
Jerry says MANY HAVE TRIED, AND FAILED,
BUT THERE'S STILL HOPE.
SALWA.
Tiffany says OI, TINY, YOU'RE UP.
YOU'RE TOAST.
HEY EVERYONE, THE NOOB'S ABOUT
TO PLAY.
Everyone sits on the stands to watch.
Mikey says OH, THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
Tiffany says GOOD LUCK.
Lily says YEAH, YOU'LL NEED IT.
La says YEAH, GOOD LUCK!
FIRST TIME'S ALWAYS THE HARDEST.
Tiffany says LANCE, I'M PSYCHING HIM OUT.
La says OH, SORRY.
BUT SERIOUSLY, GOOD LUCK.
Tiffany shoots and says ACE.
Mikey says THAT WAS SOME SWEET SPIN,
TIFF.
Tiffany says THANKS.
Mikey says WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
Tiffany says YOU LEAVE.
Mikey says YEAH.
Tiffany says NEXT.
Jerry says DON'T LET HER GET TO YOU.
TIFF PICKS ON 98 percent OF NEW KIDS.
Mikey says NAH, WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK.
BY THE WAY, DO YOU HAVE A STAT
FOR EVERYTHING?
Jerry says ONLY 84 percent OF THINGS.
(BELL RINGING)
Back in the classroom, says I'M VERY EXCITED TO WELCOME
TWO OF WESTERN SYDNEY'S MOST
ELITE SOCIALITES SLASH
CELEBRITIES SLASH DEDICATED
COMMUNITY WORKERS SLASH PROPERTY
MOGULS WHO YOU'VE NO DOUBT SEEN
ON BILLBOARDS AND BUSES
AROUND TOWN.
PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO
JAYDEN STEELE AND BEVAN STONE.
(APPLAUDING)
They say THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Jayden is in his late thirties, with short graying hair and wears a blue suit, a pink shirt and a blue tie.
Evan is in his late thirties, with short brown hair and a beard and wears a gray suit, white shirt and printed tie.
Jayden says GOOD AFTERNOON.
I'M JAYDEN STEELE.
Evan says AND I'M BEVAN STONE,
AND TOGETHER WE ARE...
They both say STEELE AND STONE
PARTNERS.
Evan says YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOURSELF.
Jayden says WHY ARE TWO SUCCESSFUL REAL
ESTATE MAGNATES AT YOUR SCHOOL?
Evan says IT'S A GOOD QUESTION JAYDEN.
Jayden says THANKS, BEVAN.
Evan says NOW LOOK THE TRUTH IS WE ARE
THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE'LL
BE SPONSORING STEELE AND STONE'S
INAUGURAL WESTERN SYDNEY
HANDBALL TOURNAMENT.
Jayden says OR FOR SHORT...
They both say SASI-WESTS-HAT.
(CHEERING)
Jayden says YES, THANK YOU.
Evan says VERY EXCITING.
Jayden says OKAY, NOW THIS END OF TERM
TOURNAMENT WILL SEE SCHOOLS IN
THE CATCHMENT AREA SEND THEIR
THREE BEST HANDBALL HEROES TO
BATTLE IT OUT AT EMU VALLEY'S
NEW SPORTING COMPLEX.
Evan says IT IS A BEAUTIFUL SPACE OKAY?
says HOWEVER, THERE CAN ONLY BE
ONE WINNER, OKAY?
THIS IS NOT A TEAM SPORT.
IT'S LAST PERSON STANDING OKAY?
SO, THAT PERSON WILL NOT ONLY
TAKE HOME FAME, GLORY,
AND BRAGGING RIGHTS, BUT ALSO,
A STEELE AND STONE PROPERTY
EVALUATION.
Jayden says AND A SASI-WESTS-HAT TROPHY...
(WHOOSHING)
LIKE THIS.
Evan says OH YEAH, BUT THAT'S
A MOCK UP.
Jayden says OH, IT'LL BE MUCH BIGGER ON
THE DAY.
Evan says YEAH UM, SO...
Jayden says TWICE THE SIZE.
Evan says REGISTER NOW TO AVOID MISSING
OUT, OKAY?
JUST GRAB YOUR LITTLE FLYERS.
Miss Crapper says ONE AT A TIME,
ONE AT A TIME, ONE AT A TIME.
(BELL RINGING)
As they leave school, Jerry says INCREDIBLE.
I'VE BEEN LOBBYING FOR
A TOURNAMENT FOR YEARS.
Mikey says WHY YOU ALL SO OBSESSED?
Jerry says YOU CAN BE A NOBODY,
BUT IF YOU CAN PLAY,
YOU'LL BE A SOMEBODY.
Mikey says DO YOU, LIKE, ACTUALLY...
Jerry says I'M AT A LEVEL BEYOND MERELY
PLAYING.
I SEE THINGS OTHERS CAN'T SEE.
A boy says JERRY, LOOK OUT!
A ball flies towards Jerry. Mikey diverts it before it hits him. He falls on the floor.
Mikey says YOU ALL GOOD, JERRY?
OI, JERRY, YOU OKAY?
Jerry says IMPOSSIBLE.
PURE POWER AND PRECISION.
Mikey says YOU HIT YOUR HEAD, BRO?
Jerry says I'VE DREAMT OF A SHOT
LIKE THAT.
THE BLADE OF DESTINY.
Mikey says WHAT?
Jerry says MIKEY, YOU JUST PERFORMED
A HANDBALL MIRACLE.
Mikey says NAH BRO, I WAS JUST MAKING
SURE YOUR MELON DIDN'T GET
MASHED.
Jerry says I LIVE IN A WORLD OF
COLD HARD FACTS.
TRUST ME, THERE'S SOMETHING
SPECIAL ABOUT YOU.
(HORN HONKING)
Auntie says HEY, BOY, HOME TIME.
Mikey says AUNTIE'S HERE, GOTTA SPLIT.
LATERS.
On the way home, Auntie says GOOD DAY?
Mikey says MM-HM.
Auntie says GOOD.
OH, BLACK BETTY, BAM-A-LAM
SHE REALLY GETS ME HIGH
BAM-A-LAM.
She stops by a store, gives him a note and says GRAB THIS.
THERE.
(BELL RINGING)
He walks in a pastry shop.
Salwa is bouncing a ball there.
Mikey says HEY.
Salwa says HEY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Mikey says UM, UH, JUST SOME NUMERO.
Salwa says NAMOURA.
Mikey says OH, YOU NEED A COUGH LOLLY?
Salwa says THAT IS HOW YOU SAY IT.
Mikey says OH, NAMOURA.
Salwa says NOT BAD.
Mikey says AND SOME HALLA WET...
Salwa says HALAWET EL JIBN.
Mikey says WAS GONNA SAY THAT.
Salwa says CHEESE DOUGH
AND CLOTTED CREAM.
Mikey says THOUGHT THIS WAS
A SWEETS SHOP.
Salwa says JUST TRY IT.
Mikey says HOLY-LOO-LEE!
THAT'S HEAPS GOOD.
SO, JERRY SAYS YOU'RE NUTS AT
HANDBALL.
Salwa says YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING
YOU HEAR, DON'T YOU?
Mikey faces the camera and says SHE'S PRETTY INTENSE.
IT'S LIKE SHE'S IN A COP SHOW
FOR GROWN-UPS WHERE SHE PLAYS
THE MAIN DETECTIVE WITH A DARK
PAST BUT WON'T TALK TO ANYONE
ABOUT HER FEELINGS BUT PEOPLE
DON'T MIND BECAUSE IN THE END,
SHE GETS THE JOB DONE.
THAT ACTUALLY TASTES PRETTY
GOOD.
SO, ARE YOU GONNA BE IN
THE SASI-WESTS-HAT THINGY?
Salwa says HERE.
THANKS.
She gives him a ball and says OI, TAKE THIS.
YOU'LL NEED IT.
Mikey says OH, CHOICE.
SO, WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
Salwa says SALWA.
Mikey says SALAD?
WAS JUST PLAYING WITH YOU.
SALWA.
Back at the garage, Mikey practices with the ball.
Mikey says OKAY, I CAN'T REMEMBER ALL
THE RULES BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
THE AIM OF THE GAME IS TO GET
THE OTHER PERSON OUT.
Daddy says LIKE MOST GAMES BOY.
Mikey says TRUE.
OKAY, I'LL SERVE.
(GRUNTING)
Daddy complains about his sore arms.
Mikey says YOU OKAY?
Daddy says YEAH, BIG FIRST DAY,
THAT'S ALL.
Mikey says YOU KNOW WHAT?
TRY ONE OF THESE.
IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
OH, OFF CREAM, ROTTEN CHEESE,
AND MAGIC ROSE PETALS.
Daddy says MM.
HOLY-LOO-LEE!
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
Mikey says OH, SALWA, THIS KID
AT SCHOOL, WORKS AT A SKUX AS
BAKERY.
Daddy says DAY WAS OKAY?
Mikey says MM-HM.
Daddy says GRAB MY BAG, BOY.
GOT YOU SOME PRESSIES FOR
YOUR BEDROOM.
COME ON.
I KNOW THIS MOVE'S BEEN...
IT'S A LAKE.
He gives him a picture poster.
Mikey says CHOICE, DADDY.
Daddy says 'CAUSE WE USED TO LIVE
NEAR A LAKE.
GOT YOU THE STARS, TOO,
'CAUSE YOU LIKE STARS.
Mikey says THANKS, DADDY.
Daddy says NIGHT, BOY.
Mikey sticks the glow starts on the car ceiling.
Music plays as the end credits roll.
Mikey says WHAT DID ONE OCEAN SAY TO
THE OTHER OCEAN?
NOTHING, THEY JUST WAVED.
HARDBALL
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