A screen Australia and the Australia Broadcasting Corporation present, in association with The Children's Television Foundation and Create New South Wales. A Northern Pictures Production.

A group of school kids sing a rap song that says A NEW DAY DAWNS IN
THE WILD WILD WEST
WHEN A SCHOOL WILL DISCOVER
WHO WILL BE THE BEST
AND YOU KNOW WHEN THE GOING
GETS TOUGH

Salwa is around 10, with long brown hair in a braid and wears a school uniform.

Mikey is around 10, with slightly long wavy brown hair in a bun and he wears a school uniform.

Jerry is around 10, with short wavy light brown hair and wears a school uniform.

Tiffany is around 10, with long curly brown hair and wears glasses, a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

Lily is around 10, with long brown hair in pigtail braids with colourful ribbons and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

Lance is in his early teens, with short straight blond hair and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

The song continues MIKEY'S GOING TO DIG DOWN
AND USE THE RIGHT STUFF
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE IT
YOUR ALL
COME ON
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
YOU'VE GOTTA THINK BIG,
NOT SMALL
IF YOU WANNA PLAY HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA PLAY
HARDBALL

A caption reads "Created and written by Guy Edmonds and Matt Zemeres."

The name of the show reads "Hardball."

Mikey and Jerry are astronauts in a spaceship.

Mikey says SORRY I'M LATE, BRO SIR.
COULDN'T FIND MY HELMET.

Jerry says YOU MUST ENTER THE MAZE.

Mikey says CHOICE, ONE TIME MY DAD...

Jerry says SAVE IT.
IF YOU WANT TO FIT IN ON
THE COLOSSAL FIVE BILLION...

Mikey says HUH?

Jerry says THIS SPACESHIP.

Mikey says OH.

Jerry says YOU'LL NEED THIS.

Jerry tosses him a shiny ball.

Mikey says THIS WOULD LOOK SWEET ON
THE CHRISTMAS TREE.

Jerry says YOUR MISSION, FIND THE QUEEN.

Mikey says SO, DOES THE QUEEN HAVE
A NAME TAG?

Jerry says NO.

Mikey says CROWN?

Jerry says NO.

Mikey says TALK IN A POSH ACCENT?
"HELLO MIKEY, I'M THE QUEEN."

Jerry says NO.

Mikey says OH.

Jerry says NOW, GO.

A guard says STOP RIGHT THERE!

Mikey says OKAY, OKAY.
STOPPING BRO.

The guard says THIS AREA'S OUT OF BOUNDS.

Mikey says I'M LOOKING FOR THE QUEEN.
DO YOU KNOW HER?

The guard says I'M HER PROTECTOR, SORT OF.
MINION ACTUALLY.

Mikey says STEP ASIDE, BRO.
I NEED TO FIND HER.

The guard says REALLY WISH I COULD, BUT...

Mikey says I'M ON A MISSION.

The guard says THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET PAST
ME IS TO TAG ME WITH THAT.

Mikey says THEN WHAT HAPPENS?

The guard says IT'LL FREEZE ME.
OOPS, PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE
SAID THAT.
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

They start playing hardball.

Mikey frees him and says SORRY, BRO.
NICE HAIR.

(CLANKING)

In the throne, Tiffany says I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
NOOB.

Mikey says OH, THAT MAKES SENSE.

Tiffany says WHAT?

Mikey says OH, NOTHING.
DO I HAVE TO TAG YOU?

Tiffany says NOT IF I TAG YOU FIRST, OKAY?

Mikey wakes up and from his dream and says HOLY-HECK, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Auntie says BUCKLE UP!
READY?

Mikey says I GUESS.

Auntie says LET'S GO.
(TIRES SQUEALING)

Auntie drives the car-bedroom out of the garage.

Mikey says HAIR DONE, SORT OF.

Auntie says LUNCH.
(GROANING)

Auntie tosses his new uniform back.

Mikey puts on his uniform and crawls to the front seat.

He says MY LEG'S STUCK.

Mikey says WITH A MINUTE TO SPARE.
NICE WORK, AUNTIE.

At the canteen, Jerry says YOGHURT, PLEASE.
VANILLA.

Mikey says GOT IT.

Jerry says SPOON?

Mikey says ANYTHING ELSE?

Jerry says JUST MY TOASTIE,
BUT THAT'S TOASTING.
THERE ARE THREE SASI-WESTS
SPOTS.
WHY CAN'T ONE BE YOURS?

Mikey says 'CAUSE I GOT THE COORDINATION
OF A BABY WALLABY.

The canteen lady says CHEESE, PINEAPPLE, VEGEMITE
TOASTIE, NO BUTTER.

Mikey says AH, IT'S NOT FOR ME.
IT'S FOR JERRY.

Jerry says THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY,
LOVE.
ENJOY.

Mikey says I RECKON YOU'D MAKE THE TOP
THREE EASY PEASY.

Jerry says WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?

Salwa says MY TIME.

Jerry says YOU DON'T NEED TIME.
YOU'RE A NATURAL.

Salwa says TIFF'S REALLY GOOD BUT...

Jerry says BUT YOU'RE GREAT.

Salwa says FINE!
IF IT'LL GET YOU OFF MY BACK.

Salwa writes her name down for the competition.

Tiffany says SALWA ZARA.
CUTE.
I'LL NEED A WARM UP.

Salwa says IN YOUR DREAMS.

Tiffany says IN MY NOT DREAMS.

Mikey says SO, LIKE IN REALITY?

Tiffany says SHUT IT, NOOB.

Salwa says WATCH IT.

Tiffany says WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
TURN ME INTO BAKLAVA?

La says YUM.

Tiffany says NO, IT'S NOT, LANCE!
IT'S YUCK, OKAY?

Mikey says WHAT'S HAPPENING?

Salwa says TIFF'S A TEACHER'S PET
TOO SCARED TO PLAY ME.

Tiffany says I AM NOT CHICKEN.

Salwa says YOU SAID IT, NOT ME.

Tiffany says I'M NOT.

Salwa says THEN WHY DON'T YOU EVER
PLAY ME?

Tiffany says 'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER ASKED.

Jerry says I CAN REMEMBER AT LEAST
SIX TIMES.

Tiffany says WELL, I CAN REMEMBER AT LEAST
SIX TIMES I'VE WANTED TO TELL
YOU TO CAN IT, JERRY.

Salwa clucks like a chicken.

(CLUCKING)

Tiffany says I AM NOT CHICKEN.

Salwa says ARE TOO.

Tiffany says AM NOT.

Salwa says ARE TOO.

Tiffany says AM NOT.

Salwa says ARE TOO.

Tiffany says AM NOT!

Salwa says PROVE IT.
LET'S DO A DEATH RALLY.

Tiffany says FINE.

Prisha says DEATH RALLY!
DEATH RALLY.
FIRST TO MISS,
OR MAKE AN ERROR, IS OUT.
I WANT A CLEAN FIGHT.
NO BODY SHOTS, NO LINES-FAVOURS,
AND ABSOLUTELY NO REPLAYS.
GOT IT?
PLAY.

Mikey says THIS IS MORE INTENSE THAN
WATCHING THE ALL BLACKS PLAY
THE WALLABIES WITH MY UNCLE.

Uncle yells at the TV.

(YELLING)

Tiff and Salwa starts playing.

Prisha says OUT.
GAME, MS. SALWA ZARA.
(CHEERING)

Salwa says GOOD GAME.

Tiffany slaps her hand away and says WHATEVER, IT WAS ONLY
A DEATH RALLY, OKAY?

Jerry says ONLY THE MOST ACCURATE WAY TO
DETERMINE A CHAMPION.

Tiffany says IT WASN'T OFFICIAL.
I'D RATHER EAT HUMMUS,
AND I HATE GARLIC.

Mikey says GARLIC'S CHOICE, AND GREAT
FOR THE IMMUNE SYSTEM.

Tiffany says GARLIC'S DUMB AND THAT'S
THE TRUTH, OKAY?
(BELL RINGING)

Miss Crapper dances with a rugby player cardboard cutout in her office and says WHAT SAY YOU DITCH TRAINING
AND KICK BACK TONIGHT?
I'LL COOK YOUR FAVOURITE.
BUBBLE AND SQUEAK.

Tiffany secretly films her.

Miss Crapper leaves the cutout in the office and BYE.
(CLEARING THROAT)

She walks in the classroom and says 5B, THERE WAS AN URGENT
PRINCIPAL ELECT MATTER WHICH
REQUIRED MY FULL ATTENTION.

A student says THAT A BULLFROG SCARF?

She takes off the scarf.

Miss Crapper says I MIGHT HAVE WATCHED
THE ODD GAME.

The student says SICK!

Tiffany says MS. CRAPPER, I'M SO SORRY.
THERE WAS AN OLD LADY I WAS
HELPING AT THE LIBRARY.
I JUST HAD TO MAKE SURE SHE GOT
TO THE BUS STOP SAFELY, OKAY?

Miss Crapper says YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME,
TIFFANY.
THE REST OF YOU SHOULD STRIVE TO
BE SO COMPASSIONATE.

They all look at each other.

Miss Crapper says SURFACE AREA.
REAL WORLD EXAMPLES.
DISCUSS.

She sits on her desk and looks at the rugby player news.

Mikey says CONSTRUCTION?
ONE OF MY UNCLES WAS A BUILDER.
HE WAS ALWAYS CALCULATING...

Jerry says THERE ARE BIGGER FISH TO FRY.

Mikey says WHAT IF YOU'RE TRYING TO
FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH WATER TO PUT
IN A SWIMMING POOL?

Jerry says PLEASE.
BY THE WAY, THAT'S VOLUME,
NOT SURFACE AREA.

Mikey says OR MAYBE YOU'RE LIKE A PIZZA
CHEF AND YOU'RE TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT HOW MUCH PEPPERONI TO PUT ON
A PIZZA?

Salwa says SALWA, WILL YOU BE TRAINING
FOR SASI-WESTS-HAT?

Salwa shrugs.

Jerry says YOU MUST.

Salwa says MAYBE.

Jerry says WHY MAYBE?

Salwa says 'CAUSE.

Jerry says 'CAUSE?
'CAUSE WHY?

Salwa says 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR
GAMES.
I'VE GOT COUSINS TO VISIT, RICE
TO COOK AND SWEET YUMMY TO RUN.

Mikey says SWEET WHATTY?

Salwa says THE SWEET SHOP, DUMMY.

Miss Crapper says ARE WE TALKING ABOUT SURFACE
AREA?

They say YES, MISS.

Miss Crapper says WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE
WITH THE CLASS?

Mikey says WHAT DO WE DO?

Jerry says FOLLOW MY LEAD.
SALWA, BE MY HANDS.

Salwa says OKAY.

In front of the classroom Jerry says MAY WE PRESENT SURFACE AREA,
AN EXPLORATION INTO SHORTER
HANDBALL LINES.
AS YOU KNOW, THE UPCOMING
BATTLE OF BLOCK STREET WILL
DECIDE THE THREE STUDENTS
REPRESENTING OUR SCHOOL AT
SASI-WESTS-HAT.

A student says WHAT?

Jerry says THE HANDBALL TOURNAMENT.

The student says LAME NAME.

Jerry says ANYWAY, I PREDICT THERE WILL
BE A LOT MORE OF US WANTING TO
PRACTICE AND HOPEFULLY GAIN
A SPOT ON THE TEAM.
NOW, THE STANDARD COURT SIZE IS
FOUR METRES BY FOUR METRES.

Mikey says DING.

Jerry says IF WE DIVIDE THIS BY FOUR,
WE GET FOUR EQUAL SQUARES,
EACH TWO METRES BY TWO METRES.
IF WE DIVIDE AGAIN...

Salwa says WHAT?

Jerry says DRAW TWO MORE LINES DOWN.

Salwa says OKAY.

Jerry says WE GET EIGHT RECTANGLES,
MAKING THE GAME NOT FOR FOUR,
BUT EIGHT.

Mikey says DING.
SO IN CONCLUSION, SURFACE AREA
IS A CHOICE WAY TO GET MORE
GAME TIME.

Miss Crapper says THANK YOU.
BE SEATED.

Tiffany says ONE PROBLEM WITH YOUR
EQUATION.
IT'S CALLED FOUR SQUARE, OKAY?
(BELL RINGING)

After the class, Tiffany starts sending the video around.

(PHONE DINGING)
(PHONES DINGING)
(KIDS LAUGHING)

Everyone turns to Salwa.

Miss Crapper says SALWA ZARA, COME TO MY
OFFICE RIGHT NOW.

Salwa says I DIDN'T DO IT.

Mikey says WE KNOW THAT, BUT IT WAS SENT
FROM YOUR ACCOUNT.
NOT A GOOD LOOK.

Salwa says SOMEONE GOT MY PASSWORD.
I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT?

Jerry says ONLY THE LOWEST OF THE LOW.

Salwa says WHO?

Jerry says I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO.

Salwa says TIFFANY.

Jerry says I'M 89 percent SURE IT WAS HER,
BUT WITHOUT PROOF, THE CRAPPER
WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Salwa says IT'S GOTTA BE HER!
SHE'S SCARED I'M GONNA BEAT HER.

Miss Crapper says SALWA!

Jerry says GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.

Salwa says WHAT?

Jerry says TRUST ME.

Miss Crapper says SALWA ZARA!
PLEASE EXPLAIN.
YOU'VE BEEN BUSY, HAVEN'T YOU?
VAMOOSE!

Mikey says INTENSE.
SO, HOW WE GONNA PROVE IT?

Jerry says I KNOW A GUY,
BUT IT'S COMPLICATED.

(BUZZING)

A techy guy says SPEAK.

Jerry says HELLO, KEVIN.

Kevin says WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Jerry says I NEED HELP.

Kevin says OH, LIKE I DID LAST NIGHT
WHEN YOU PULLED OUT OF OUR
ONLINE GAMING HOUR OF POWER?

Jerry says I HAD HOMEWORK.

Kevin says MORE LIKE LAMEWORK.

Jerry says PLEASE, OPEN THE DOOR.
(BUZZING)

Kevin says WELL, WELL, WELL,
HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.

Mikey says SWEET SET-UP, BRO.

Kevin says WHO'S YOUR PAL?

Kevin slurps on a large cup.

(SLURPING LOUDLY)

Mikey says MI...
(SLURPING LOUDLY)

Mikey says MI...

Jerry says ENOUGH!
HIS NAME IS MICHAEL MAHAKI.

Kevin says WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Jerry says CAN YOU TRACE THIS SCHOOL
NETWORKING POST?

Kevin says IS A HOT CHOCOLATE ALWAYS
IMPROVED BY A SINGLE PINK
MARSHMALLOW?

Jerry says TOUCHÉ.

He connects the phone to his system.

(LAUGHING)

Kevin says WHILST THE POST WAS SENT FROM
SALWA'S ACCOUNT, IT WAS NOT SENT
FROM SALWA'S PHONE.
SALWA DID NOT POST THE VIDEO.

Jerry says CAN YOU PROVE WHO DID?

Kevin says YES, BUT IT'LL TAKE TIME,
AND TWO FAMILY SIZED PACKS OF
PRESERVATIVE FREE SNAKES.
MINUS THE ORANGE ONES.
THEY MAKE ME GASSY.

Jerry says FINE.

Kevin gives back the phone and says NOW BE GONE.
OH, AND P.S., DAD'S GOT PILATES
'TIL SIX SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK
HOME.
(SLURPING LOUDLY)

At school, Mikey says says HE'S YOUR BIG BRO?

Jerry says AND A PAIN IN MY
YOU-KNOW-WHAT.

Mikey says LET'S TELL MISS THE VIDEO
WASN'T SENT FROM SALWA'S PHONE.

Jerry says COOL YOUR JETS.
WE NEED TO PROVE TIFF HACKED
SALWA'S ACCOUNT FIRST.
(JERRY LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)

They approach Tiffany.

Tiffany says CAN I HELP YOU?
(BOTH LAUGHING)

Tiffany says HELLO?
WHAT'S SO FUNNY, OKAY?

Jerry says WHAT'S SO FUNNY IS HOW LAZY
THE REAL CRIMINAL WAS.

Tiffany says WHAT?

Mikey says SALWA DIDN'T SEND THE VIDEO
OUT.

Tiffany says YES, SHE DID, RIGHT, LILY?

Lily says SHE TOTES DID, RIGHT, LANCE?

Lance says TIFF DIDN'T HACK SALWA'S
ACCOUNT.

Jerry says WE NEVER SAID SHE DID.

Mikey says YOU KNOW, EVERY DEVICE LEAVES
A DIGITAL FOOTPRINT.

Tiffany says A WHAT PRINT?

Mikey says JERRY TOLD ME TO SAY THAT.
NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS.

Jerry says BE CAREFUL, TIFF.
BIG BROTHER'S WATCHING.

Tiffany says OOH, I'M SO SCARED.

Lily says ME TOO.

Lance says I'M NOT.
I'M ACTUALLY REALLY INSPIRED BY
YOUR QUEST FOR THE TRUTH.

Tiffany gives him a dirty look.

Lance says OH, NO, I'M-- YEAH, ME THREE.

Tiffany says ANYWAYS, DOESN'T MATTER.
SALWA'S TOAST.
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD?
SHE GOT SENT HOME,
BANNED FROM HANDBALL AT SCHOOL.
I MEAN, SHE CAN STILL TRY OUT
FOR SASI-WESTS-HAT, BUT WITHOUT
ANY PRACTICE, GOOD LUCK.
IT'S A REAL SHAME.
I KNOW HOW MUCH SHE WANTED IT.

Jerry says THAT GIRL REALLY
GRINDS MY GEARS.
MEET ME AFTER SCHOOL, MAHAKI.

Mikey says WHY?

Jerry says SALWA NEEDS THIS BACK.
(BELL RINGING)
(BELL RINGING)

Tiffany throws her phone in the trashcan.

On their way home, Mikey walks faster than Jerry.

Jerry says MAHAKI.

Mikey lowers his pace and says OH, SORRY, BRO.

Jerry says MAHAKI.

Mikey says SORRY, BRO.

Mikey spots a supermarket cart and puts Jerry in it and pushes him down the street.

Jerry says WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
(BOTH SHOUTING)
(BELL CHIMING)

They walk in Salwa's sweet shop.

Jerry says SHE'S OUT BACK.
HI.

Mikey says HEY.

Salwa says HEY.

Mikey says SORRY YOU GOT BANNED.

Salwa says YOU PROVE IT WAS TIFFANY?

Jerry says NO, BUT BIG BROTHER'S ON
THE CASE.

Salwa says THE CRAPPER'S BEEN WAITING TO
COME DOWN ON ME.

Jerry says TIFF HAS THE MOTIVE.
SHE'LL TAKE ANY ADVANTAGE SHE
CAN TO GUARANTEE A PLACE IN
THE TOP THREE.

Mikey grabs the dough and says THIS IS SO SOFT.

Jerry says SHE MAY HAVE WON THIS BATTLE,
BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN SHE HAS TO
WIN THE WAR.

With sticky hands, Mikey says SALWA, HOW DO YOU GET THIS
OFF?

Jerry says YOU'RE A NATURAL, BUT NOT
BEING ABLE TO TRAIN AT SCHOOL
DECREASES YOUR CHANCE OF
PARTICIPATING IN SASI-WESTS-HAT
BY AT LEAST 38 percent.

Mikey says IS THIS DOUGH OR GLUE?

Jerry says IN THE EVENT YOU DON'T MAKE
IT, WE NEED A NEW CHALLENGER
THAT CAN SHOW TIFF BULLIES WON'T
BE TOLERATED.
MIKEY, BE THE BACK-UP.
(LAUGHING)

Salwa says MIKEY?
HE'S PLAYED LIKE ONCE!

Mikey says AND I MISSED THE SHOT.

Jerry says THAT'S WHY YOU AND I NEED TO
TRAIN HIM.
I'VE SEEN IT.
HE'S A WILD STALLION.

Mikey says I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT, BRO.

Jerry says YOU JUST NEED TO BE TRAINED.

Mikey says I DUNNO, JERRY.

Jerry says I KNOW WHAT I SAW.

Mikey says IT WAS A FLUKE.

Jerry says THERE ARE NO FLUKES,
ONLY FACTS.

Mikey says THAT'S BEGINNER'S LUCK, BRO.

Jerry says DO IT AGAIN.

Mikey says SERIOUS?

Jerry says HIT IT.

Mikey says NAH.

Jerry says HIT IT, MAHAKI!

Jerry throws him the ball. As he tries to hit the ball, he lands on a flour sack and gets the place covered in flour.

(PHONE DINGING)

Mikey says AUNTIE'S HERE.
IS THERE SOMEWHERE I COULD,
UH...
MM, YEAH.

Salwa looks at the mass and shakes her head.

(HORN HONKING)

Mikey says AUNTIE.

Auntie says AND YOU ARE?

Jerry says THE NAME'S JERRY.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU,
AUNTIE MAHAKI.

Auntie says WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS,
BOY?

Jerry says CEREBRAL PALSY HAPPENED.

Auntie says NEED A LIFT?

Jerry says NO, I LIVE ROUND THE CORNER,
AND I HAVEN'T REACHED MY STEP
TARGET FOR THE DAY.
THINK ABOUT IT, MAHAKI.

On the way home, Auntie says WHAT WAS THAT JERRY FELLA
TALKING ABOUT?

Mikey says IT'S A LONG STORY.

Auntie says JUST GIMME THE SHORT VERSION.

Mikey says WELL, THERE'S A HANDBALL
TOURNAMENT AT THE END OF
THE TERM AND JERRY THINKS IF
SALWA, MY NEW FRIEND, DOESN'T
GET IN, THE SCHOOL BULLY MIGHT
WIN, SO I NEED TO ENTER BECAUSE
I'M A WILD STALLION.
NEIGH!
I MEAN, I'VE GOT POWER,
BUT ZERO SKILL.

Auntie says YOU KNOW THIS CAR?

Mikey says YEAH.

Auntie says IT'S GOT A BIG FUEL TANK.
TAKE A MATCH TO THAT TANK,
IT EXPLODES.

Mikey says WOW.

Auntie says BUT WITH A TUNED ENGINE,
THAT RAW FUEL CAN BE TURNED
INTO ENERGY THAT MOVES US AT
A CONSTANT 50 CLICKS PER HOUR.
(CHUCKLING)

Mikey says I THINK THAT MAKES SENSE IN
HER HEAD.
IT'S AN AUTOMATIC, RIGHT?

Auntie says YEAH, BUT I'LL TEACH YOU HOW
TO DRIVE SOME OTHER TIME.
(LAUGHING)

At the garage, Mikey shows Daddy the video.

Daddy laughs and says THAT'S COACH CONNOR MCCANN.
HE CAN DO 70 PUSH-UPS IN ONE
MINUTE.

Mikey says HOW MANY CAN YOU DO, DADDY?

Daddy says 72.

Mikey says CHOICE.

Salwa says PASS ME MY SHAKE.

Mikey says HEY DADDY, IF YOU HAD
THE CHANCE TO HELP YOUR FRIENDS,
BUT IT MEANT DOING SOMETHING YOU
DIDN'T WANT TO DO,
WOULD YOU DO IT?

Daddy says MAKING FRIENDS ALREADY?

Mikey says I THINK SO.

Daddy says ADDA-BOY.
SO, THIS THING YOU NEED TO DO,
IS IT ILLEGAL?

Mikey says NO WAY!

Daddy says FRIENDS, FAMILY.
IT'S ALL WE GOT IN THE END.

(FARTING)

Mikey says YOU NEED TO CUT BACK
ON THOSE SHAKES.

Daddy says NAH, COACH SAYS I NEED TO
BULK UP.

Mikey says BUT YOU'RE MASSIVE.

Daddy says PART OF BEING A MAN, BOY,
IS DOING THINGS YOU DON'T
WANT TO DO.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

Mikey says WHY IS EVERYBODY BEING
SO CRYPTIC TODAY?

He goes to bed.

(FARTING)

Mikey says AGAIN?

Daddy says SORRY, BOY.
SWEET DREAMS.

Mikey farts.
(FARTING)
(LAUGHING)

Daddy says GOOD ONE, BOY!

Mikey says THANKS, DADDY!

In the trash can, Tiffany's phone gets a lot of dings.

(PHONES DINGING)

Music plays as the end credits roll.

Mikey says WHY WAS MATH SAD?
TOO MANY PROBLEMS.