A screen Australia and the Australia Broadcasting Corporation present, in association with The Children's Television Foundation and Create New South Wales. A Northern Pictures Production.

A group of school kids sing a rap song that says A NEW DAY DAWNS IN
THE WILD WILD WEST
WHEN A SCHOOL WILL DISCOVER
WHO WILL BE THE BEST
AND YOU KNOW WHEN THE GOING
GETS TOUGH

Salwa is around 10, with long brown hair in a braid and wears a school uniform.

Mikey is around 10, with slightly long wavy brown hair in a bun and he wears a school uniform.

Jerry is around 10, with short wavy light brown hair and wears a school uniform.

Tiffany is around 10, with long curly brown hair and wears glasses, a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

Lily is around 10, with long brown hair in pigtail braids with colourful ribbons and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

Lance is in his early teens, with short straight blond hair and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

The song continues MIKEY'S GOING TO DIG DOWN
AND USE THE RIGHT STUFF
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE IT
YOUR ALL
COME ON
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
YOU'VE GOTTA THINK BIG,
NOT SMALL
IF YOU WANNA PLAY HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA PLAY
HARDBALL

A caption reads "Created and written by Guy Edmonds and Matt Zemeres."

The name of the show reads "Hardball."

At a park, Jerry says SO, MAHAKI, HAVE YOU MADE
YOUR DECISION?

Mikey says YEAH, BRO, I HAVE.

Jerry says WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

Mikey says I'M IN!

Jerry says THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR.
MAHAKI, YOU ARE NOW
THE CHOSEN ONE.
WHAT YOU HAVE IS POWER.
WHAT YOU LACK IS PRECISION.
YOU'RE A WILD STALLION.
NOW, WE TAME YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU?

A clip shows Mikey training in the park.

Mikey says A WILD STALLION.

Jerry says WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

Mikey says POWER!

Jerry says WHAT DO YOU NEED?

Mikey says PRECISION!

Jerry says THEN LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Mikey shouts.

(SHOUTING)

Mikey tries to hit targets with the balls.

Jerry says FOCUS, MAHAKI.
PUSH IT, MAHAKI.
PRECISION, MAHAKI, PRECISION.
WIPE THOSE TEARS.
15 SECONDS.

Mikey do bicep curls with bags full of balls. The he tries to score balls inside buckets.

Mikey says WHAT'S THAT STINK?

Jerry says OH, EGGS.
I WAS PRACTISING PRECISION.

Jerry throws eggs at Mike. All the eggs break as he tries to catch them.

Then Jerry cracks an egg into a cup and makes Mikey swallow it. Mikey spits it out.

Later, on their ride home, Auntie says OH, HOW WAS TRAINING?

Mikey says IT WAS SWEET AS.
I'M GETTING BETTER, RIGHT?

Jerry says ABSOLUTELY.

Auntie says MIKEY TOLD ME ABOUT HOWIE.

Jerry says HE DID?

Auntie says YEAH.
HAVEN'T HEARD THAT LEGEND
BEFORE.

Jerry says AH, YES.
WELL IT'S A, A RECENT DISCOVERY.

Mikey says HE'S ACE, AUNTIE.
HOWIE THE HANDBALL HERO.

Auntie says PEOPLE NEED INSPIRATION, EH?

Mikey says THAT THEY DO, AUNTIE MAHAKI.

Auntie says TRUTH IS, YOU CAN PUT
UNLEADED IN A DIESEL CAR,
IT MIGHT RUN FOR A BIT,
BUT EVENTUALLY IT NEEDS DIESEL.

Jerry says YES, BUT SOMETIMES ALL YOU
HAVE IS UNLEADED.

Auntie says BUT YOU LEAVE IT IN THERE
LONG ENOUGH YOU'LL DAMAGE
THE ENGINE.

Jerry says I UNDERSTAND.

Mikey faces the camera and says WELL, AT LEAST HE UNDERSTANDS
'CAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S
TALKING ABOUT.
AND YEAH, I SMELL LIKE EGGS.
(SNIFFING)

At school, Mikey rights his name down for the competition.

Jerry says HOW DOES IT FEEL?

Mikey says GOOD ACTUALLY.
YEAH, GOOD.

Jerry says GOOD.
WE HAVE EXACTLY ONE WEEK 'TIL
THE BATTLE OF BLOCK STREET.

Mikey says EPIC.

Jerry says IF YOU CAN GAIN A SPOT IN
THE TOP THREE, YOU'RE GOING
STRAIGHT TO SASI-WESTS-HAT.

Later, the students do some gardening with Mister Butte.

Mister Butte is in his thirties, with short brown hair with long sideburns and a soul patch. He wears brown trousers and a printed gray shirt.

Mister Butte says OKAY 5B, WHAT IS THE MAIN
INGREDIENT IN CARROT CAKE?
YES?

A boy says CAKE.

Mister Butte says REALLY?

Muvasa says JOKES.
IT'S CARROT, MR. BUM.

Mister Butte says THAT'S MR. BUTTE, MUVASA.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE ON
MANURE DUTY.

The kids say OOH!

Mister Butte says SETTLE DOWN.
NOW, CARROTS DON'T APPEAR BY
MAGIC.
THEY START OFF LOOKING
LIKE THIS.

He shows them a handful of seeds and says AND FROM LITTLE THINGS,
BIG THINGS GROW.
AND WITH A LITTLE CARE
AND MANURE, THIS WILL GROW INTO
A CARROT AND THEN WE CAN ADD
SOME CAKE TO IT AND THEN WHAT
DO WE HAVE?

The kids say CARROT CAKE.

Mister Butte says EXACTLY.
AH, YES MIKEY?

Mikey says HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GROW
A CARROT?

Mister Butte says OH, ABOUT THREE MONTHS.
BUT REMEMBER, NOTHING WORTH
DOING IS EVER FAST OR EASY.

Mikey says IF IT TAKES THREE MONTHS TO
GROW A CARROT, HOW AM I GONNA BE
AWESOME IN ONE WEEK?

Jerry says ONE DAY AT A TIME, MAHAKI.
ONE DAY AT A TIME.

Mikey says THANKS, BRO.
I BET HOWIE'D GET AWESOME
IN ONE DAY.

Salwa says WHO'S HOWIE?

Mikey says SON OF MAUI.

Jerry says AN ANCIENT KIWI
HANDBALL HERO.

Tiffany says PSST!
I SAW YOUR NAME ON
THE REGO BOARD.

Mikey says OH, YEAH.

Tiffany says YOU REALLY THINK YOU
HAVE A CHANCE?

Mikey says I DON'T KNOW.

Jerry says HE DOES.

Tiffany says THERE'S ONLY THREE SPOTS.

She points at Lance, Lily and herself and says ONE, TWO, THREE.
WE'RE THE TEAM, SO DON'T EVEN
BOTHER, OKAY?

Lily says YEAH, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME,
OKAY?

Lance says FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, I SAY.

Lily says LANCE!

Salwa says JUST BECAUSE YOUR DADS RUN
THE TOURNAMENT.

Tiffany says JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT BANNED.

Salwa says JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A LYING
PRINCESS.

Tiffany says JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.

Salwa grabs a handful of dirt and says YOU WANT SOME?

Jerry says THAT WOULD BE A BAD DECISION.

Tiffany says LISTEN TO YOUR FRIEND, OKAY?

Mikey says THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR
A POO FIGHT.

Tiffany says NICE BUN, BY THE WAY.

Mikey says DON'T, DON'T.

Jerry says NO, LET'S WALK IT OFF.
SHE'S NOT WORTH IT.

At practice, Prisha says YOU'RE OFF.

A boy with a headband says COME ON!

Prisha says NO BODY SHOTS.

The boy says YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!

Prisha says GET OUT, MCENROE.
(GROANING)

Prisha says WE NEED A NEW PLAYER.
MIKEY!

Jerry says YOU'RE NOT READY.

Mikey says WE JUST TRAINED.
I'M FEELING ACE.

Jerry says YOU NEED MORE TIME.

Mikey says BRO, I GOT THIS.

Jerry says PRECISION, MIKEY.
PRECISION.

Salwa says WHAT IS HE DOING?

Jerry says GETTING AHEAD OF HIMSELF.

Mikey throws the ball long and says PRECISION.

Jerry says NICE BUN, BY THE WAY.

Salwa says WHATEVER.

Mikey keeps throwing the ball long.

Salwa says KID'S GOT POWER,
BUT NO PRECISENESS.

Jerry says MY OFFER STILL STANDS.
WITH YOU OUT, WE COULD TRAIN HIM
TOGETHER.

Salwa says I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU SEE IN
HIM.
PLUS, YOUR BROTHER IS GOING TO
PROVE TIFFANY SENT THAT VIDEO.
WE TELL CRAPPER,
SHE LIFTS MY BAN, I CAN PLAY!

Tiffany says HAVE A NICE DAY.
HA, HA.

Lance says NICE HAIR, SALWA.
LOVE THE BUN.

Tiffany says LANCE, LESS TALKING,
MORE WALKING.

Lance says BYE.

Salwa says BYE.

Prisha says WE'RE OUT OF BALLS.

Later, Jerry says YOU KNOW, IF MIKEY HAD A SPOT
IN THE TOP THREE, THAT WOULD
REALLY GRIND TIFF'S GEARS.

Salwa says HEH, YOU'RE LIKE A DOG
WITH A BONE.

Jerry says YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T TRAIN HIM ALONE.
TOGETHER, WE COULD GIVE HIM
A REAL SHOT.

Salwa says I DON'T KNOW.

Jerry says YOU KNOW, I DID SOME RESEARCH
LAST NIGHT AND I FOUND
AN ANCIENT LEBANESE LEGEND
THAT I THINK YOU MIGHT FIND
INTERESTING.

Salwa says THAT "HOWIE SON OF MAUI."
STUFF MAY WORK ON MIKEY,
BUT NOT ON ME.

Mikey says NOW I SMELL LIKE
AN EGG POO SANDWICH.

Salwa says IT'S NOT SO BAD.

Mikey says WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT?

Salwa says UM, NOTHING.
LET'S GO SEE KEVIN.

Mikey says YEAH, WHY NOT?

Jerry buzzes Kevin.

Kevin says SPEAK.

Jerry says IT'S ME.

Kevin says WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?

Jerry says JERRY LOVES FLUFFY TEDDIES.
(SNICKERING)
(BUZZING)

Kevin says WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE THREE MUSKETEERS.

Salwa says HAVE YOU TRACED THE PHONE
YET?

Kevin says AH, YES.

Salwa says YOU HAVE?

Kevin says NO.
NO, I HAVEN'T.

Salwa says BUT YOU PROMISED.

Kevin says WELL, I DIDN'T ACCOUNT FOR
BLOWFISH ENCRYPTION.

Jerry says WHAT FISH?

Kevin says OH, IT'S LIKE TALKING TO
KIDS.
OKAY, BABY-TALK TIME.
IT'S LIKE A SUPER-DUPER,
REALLY, REALLY HARD PASSWORD.
I CAN FIGURE IT OUT,
BUT IT'LL TAKE A WHILE.

Salwa says HOW LONG?

Kevin says LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, IF THERE
WERE AN ARMY OF COMPUTER WIZARDS
WORKING FOR ME WITH TECH THAT
HASN'T EVEN BEEN INVENTED YET
IT'D TAKE...
7,483 YEARS.

Salwa says THAT'S A LONG TIME.

Kevin says YEAH.
SO, YOUR ONLY HOPE IS TO FIND
THE PHONE THAT SENT THE VIDEO
AND CHECK ITS HISTORY.
YOU GUYS DIG IT?
DO YOU GET IT?
DIG WHAT I'M, DIG IT?

Jerry says WE DON'T HAVE THE PHONE.

Kevin says YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE.
VAMOOSE!

Mikey looks a trophy on a shelf and says WHAT DID YOU WIN?

Kevin says HUH.
AH, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST A,
NOT A BIG DEAL.
I WAS AN E-SPORTS GOD.
PLAYED IN TOURNAMENTS
EVERYWHERE, THE WORLD WAS MINE,
AND THEN I GOT TOO OLD.
THAT, PLUS MY FIZZY DRINK
OBSESSION STARTED TO SPIRAL OUT
OF CONTROL.
LOST TRACK OF WHO I WAS.

Jerry says IF WE DON'T LEAVE NOW
WE'LL BE HERE ALL LUNCH.

Kevin says MY FAMILY...

Salwa says GOOD POINT.

Kevin says DIDN'T RECOGNISE ME.

The kids walk away.

Kevin says EVERYBODY LEAVES IN THE END.

Later at school, Salwa says I CAN'T WAIT THREE MONTHS.
WE HAVE TO FIND TIFF'S PHONE.

Jerry says IT'S NOT THAT EASY.

Salwa says I SWEAR, IF I SEE TIFF
I'M GONNA...

Tiffany says YOU'RE GONNA WHAT?

Salwa says WHERE'S YOUR PHONE?

Tiffany says UM, NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
JUST GETTING SOME REFRESHING
H2O YOU KNOW.
HYDRATION IS SUPER-IMPORTANT.

Salwa says SO IS HONESTY.

Tiffany says OH, BOOM.

Lily says POW.

Lance says POW, POW-POW-POW.
POW-POW-POW-POW.
(IMITATING EXPLOSIONS)

Salwa says I KNOW YOU SENT THE VIDEO.
I CAN JUST FEEL IT IN MY GUT.

Tiffany says UM, GRAPHIC.

Salwa says I'LL FIND YOUR PHONE,
GET THE PROOF, THEN THE TRUTH
WILL COME OUT.

Tiffany says BUT WITHOUT PROOF,
YOU'VE GOT DIDDLYSQUAT.

Mikey says DIDDLY-WHAT?

Tiffany says SQUAT, ZILCHEROO.

Mikey says ZILCHER-WHO?

Tiffany says ROO, ZIP, NOUGHT, NIX, NADA.
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING.

Salwa says HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?

Tiffany says INSIDE MY AIR-CONDITIONED
ROOM, TUCKED INTO MY PRINCESS
DOONA, WITH RICKY AND MARTIN,
MY TWO FLUFFY CABOODLES,
AND THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU'LL
NEVER PROVE I SENT IT BECAUSE
MY PHONE IS DESTROYED, OKAY?

Salwa says DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT
I THINK YOU SAID?

Tiffany says NO, I DEFINITELY DID NOT.

Lily says SHE TOTES DID NOT.

Lance says I THINK THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH
A CONFESSION, TIFF.

Tiffany says LANCE!

Over the speakers, Mister Butte says ATTENTION, ATTENTION!
A PHONE HAS BEEN FOUND IN
A RUBBISH BIN.
IT'S PINK WITH CRYSTALS
AND IT HAS A SCREENSAVER OF
WHAT LOOKS LIKE TWO ADORABLE
CABOODLES, AH, RICKY AND MARK.
AH, MARTIN.
OH, RICKY MARTIN.
FUNNY.
ANYHOO, COULD THE OWNER OF THIS
PHONE PLEASE COLLECT IT FROM
THE LOST PROPERTY AFTER SCHOOL?

Salwa says WHO'S THE DIDDLY-SQUAT NOW?
PEW-PEW.
(ROLLING TONGUE)

Lance says PEW-PEW-PEW.

Later in the classroom, Salwa says PSST. PSST. PSST.
WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE
AND GET TIFF'S PHONE.

Mikey says I GOT IT.
MISS?

Missus Crapper says YES.

Mikey says CAN I...

Missus Crapper says NO.

Mikey says NEXT IDEA, I COULD PRETEND TO
FAINT AND WHILE EVERYBODY'S
FREAKING OUT, YOU TWO SNEAK OUT,
FULL UNDERCOVER COMMANDO STYLE,
AND GRAB IT.

Jerry says THERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT.

Mikey says UNCLE ALBERT SAYS I'M A SWEET ACTOR.

Tiffany says MISS CRAPPER, MIKEY, JERRY,
AND SALWA ARE TALKING.
IT'S LITERALLY ANNOYING, OKAY?

Missus Crapper says FINAL WARNING.

Tiffany raises her hand.

Missus Crapper says YES?

Tiffany says MISS CRAPPER, PERMISSION TO
USE THE LADIES PLEASE?

Missus Crapper says GRANTED.
TAKE A BUDDY.

Tiffany says OF COURSE.
YOU'RE THE BEST.

Missus Crapper says THREE MINUTES OR ELSE.

Tiffany says YES, MISS.

Salwa says I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, THEY'RE
GOING TO GET IT BEFORE US!

Mikey says OUTFOXED BY A CUNNING FOX.

Jerry says THIS COULD STILL WORK
IN OUR FAVOUR.

Mikey says HOW?

Jerry says YOU'LL HAVE THREE MINUTES TO
GET TO THE OFFICE, WHICH IS TWO
MINUTES THERE AND BACK, LEAVING
ONLY ONE MINUTE TO SEARCH FOR
THE PHONE.
PLENTY OF TIME, RIGHT?
WRONG.
THERE ARE THREE LOST
PROPERTY BOXES.
WHY?
POOR PLANNING.
THE LOST PROPERTY BOX IS
STASHED HIGH OUT OF REACH.
YOU'LL NEED TO WORK IN TWOS TO
ACCESS THEM.
I'D ESTIMATE THE ONE MINUTE YOU
HAVE WILL BE JUST ENOUGH TIME TO
SEARCH ONE ROOM.
PROBABILITY SAYS THEY'VE GOT
A TWO IN THREE CHANCE OF
SELECTING THE WRONG ROOM.
IF YOU ARRIVE AS THEY'RE
SELECTING THEIR ROOM YOU CAN
ELIMINATE THAT ROOM, LEAVING
ONLY TWO ROOMS, BRINGING YOUR
ROOM CHANCE TO ONE IN TWO.

Mikey says WHAT JERRY IS TRYING TO SAY
IS THERE ARE THREE ROOMS
AND WE NEED TWO PEOPLE TO ACCESS
THE BOXES SO WE CAN'T SPLIT UP,
MEANING WE ONLY HAVE TIME TO
CHECK ONE ROOM.
JERRY HAD MORE DETAIL
AND THAT'S COOL.
BEST OF BOTH WORDS.

Jerry says OKAY, OVER TO YOU.

Salwa says SICK.
MS, I LEFT MY BOOK IN THE QUAD.

Missus Crapper says GET IT LATER.

Salwa says BUT IT'S READING TIME,
WHAT AM I MEANT TO READ?

Missus Crapper says TONE.

Salwa says SORRY, MS.

Missus Crapper says FINE, TAKE A BUDDY.
THREE MINUTES.

Jerry says MAY THE HOWIE BE WITH YOU.

Salwa and Mikey walk out of the classroom.

Salwa says HURRY UP, BRO.

Mikey says WE HAVE TO CHOOSE
THE RIGHT ONE.

Salwa says FATE IS SWEET TO YOU
IF YOU'RE GOOD.
MOVE IT, MIKEY!

Miss Bahm says WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
HEY, GUYS.

Salwa says HEY, JUST GETTING MY BOOK
FROM THE QUAD, MRS. BAHM.

Miss Bahm says IT'S MISS BAHM.

Mikey says OH, SORRY MISS.

Miss Bahm says THAT'S OKAY.
NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS.

Salwa says YEP, IT'S JUST
A REALLY GOOD BOOK.

Miss Bahm says OKAY THEN, ON YOUR WAY.

They say BYE, MISS BAHM.

Jerry says YOU'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND
TIFF AND LILY, SO STAY OUT OF
SIGHT AND BE AS QUIET
AS TWO MICE.
IF YOU HAVE TO, GO TO GROUND.
DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.
(SHOES SQUEAKING)
(SHUSHING)

Tiffany says HURRY UP LILY, OKAY?

As they hear Tiffany and Lily coming, they hide under a pile of backpacks.

Mikey says THAT WAS CLOSE.

Salwa says TOO CLOSE.
WE GOTTA CRAWL.

Mikey says DIDN'T WE JUST DO THAT?

Salwa says YOU WANNA BE SEEN?
OH, OH.
WHOA.
BRO, YOUR SOCKS STINK.

Mikey says SOZ, COULDN'T FIND ANY
FRESHIES.

Tiffany and Lily start looking through lost and found stuff.

Salwa says ALRIGHT, TIME'S ALMOST UP.
THEY'LL HAVE TO HEAD BACK TO
CLASS OR DEAL WITH THE CRAPPER.

Mikey says STAY ON LOOKOUT.
I GOT THIS.

Tiffany and Lily turn around and see him.

Mikey says SHE'S STARING AT ME.

Salwa says WHAT?

Mikey says THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT ME.

Tiffany's watch beeps.

She groans and walks away.

(BEEPING)
(GROANING)

Salwa says OH YEAH, TO LET YOU KNOW,
TIME'S UP.
ALRIGHT, WHICH DOOR?

Mikey says FIFTY-FIFTY BRO, BUT FATE IS
SWEET TO YOU IF YOU'RE...
THAT THING YOU SAID BEFORE.

Mikey looks at the camera and says LET'S SKIP AHEAD.
WELL, WE CHOSE THE WRONG DOOR,
BUT WE MADE IT BACK WITH
THREE SECONDS TO SPARE.

Back in the classroom, Mikey says THE LAST FEW MINUTES OF CLASS
WERE EVEN LONGER THAN THE TIME
OUR WAS BROKEN AND MY COUSINS
AND I HAD TO WALK TO MY OTHER
COUSIN'S HOUSE TO WATCH
THE ALL BLACKS,
WHICH WAS AN HOUR AWAY.

(BELL RINGING)

Missus Crapper says DISMISSED.

Everybody runs out of the classroom.

Missus Crapper says NO RUNNING!

They run and push each other down the hall.

Mikey says COME ON, COME ON!

Lance says TIFF!

Tiffany says GIVE IT.

Salwa says YOU'RE DREAMING.

Tiffany and Salwa fight over the phone.

Mikey says PHONE, PHONE!
DOES IT WORK?

Salwa says GOT YOUR PHONE.
EXTRA GARLIC FOR LUNCH,
JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.

Lily pushes it off Salwa's hand, and steps on it, and breaks it.

Tiffany says BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
LILY, LANCE, LEAVING NOW!
(KIDS TALKING)

Later down the street, Salwa says OI, YOU KNOW WHAT?
TIFFANY'S BEEN GETTING HER WAY
FOR WAY TOO LONG.
I'LL HELP TRAIN YOU, BUT YOU'D
BETTER GIVE A HUNDRED PER CENT
OR ELSE.

Mikey says SOUNDS A BIT INTENSE.

Salwa says OR ELSE.

Jerry says MAHAKI, THE STAGE IS SET.

Mikey says FEELS LIKE I'M IN
MY OWN SHOW, EH?

Jerry says THEN WRITE YOUR OWN ENDING.

Mikey says YEAH.

They put their fists together imitating and explosion and then run down the street pretending to be airplanes.

(IMITATING EXPLOSION)
(IMITATING PLANE ENGINE)

At the garage, Daddy takes an ice-cold bath.

Mikey gives him a cup of tea and says CUPPA?

Daddy says MM.
WHAT YOU GOT AN EGG FOR, BOY?

Mikey says I FINALLY CAUGHT ONE.

Daddy says HUH?

Mikey says THIS ARVO I WAS PRACTICING
PRECISION AND I FINALLY
CAUGHT ONE.

Daddy says GOOD WORK, BOY.
I THINK.

Mikey says HEY DADDY, YOU HEARD
THE SAYING "FORTUNE FAVOURS
THOSE THAT ARE--."

Daddy says BRAVE?

Mikey says NAH.

Daddy says BOLD?

Mikey says NAH.
FORTUNE FAVOURS THOSE THAT...
THE GOOD AND STUFF.

Daddy says THAT'S NOT A SAYING, BOY,
BUT IT'S A STRONG MORAL CODE.

Mikey says HEY, DADDY, TODAY THE BADDIES
WON AND THEY HAD NO MORAL THINGY
AND, WELL, THE GOODIES,
WE GOT OUR BUTTS KICKED.

Daddy says WHAT HAPPENS IN
THE SCHOOLYARD OR FOOTY FIELD
DOESN'T MATTER.
AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S YOUR
PRINCIPLES, THE WAY YOU HOLD
YOURSELF AND THE WAY YOU TREAT
OTHERS THAT WILL BE REMEMBERED.
KIA-KAHA, BOY.
BE STRONG, ALWAYS,
EVEN WHEN IT'S THE HARD OPTION.

Mikey says DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD TALK
THAT MUCH, EH?
HOW COLD IS THAT?

Daddy says COLDER THAN SANTA'S WORKSHOP.

Mikey says KIA-KAHA, DADDY.

He sticks his finger in it and takes it away immediately.

(GASPING)
(DADDY CHUCKLING)

Mikey says THAT'S HARD-OUT COLD.
YOU'RE A CRAZY MAN, DADDY.
GUESS I'VE ALWAYS GOT A WAY
TO GO, EH?

Auntie says WHO'S EATEN ALL
MY EGGS?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Mikey says BETTER GO CLEAN THAT UP.

Music plays as the end credits roll.

Tiffany says WHAT KIND OF DOG DO
JEWELLERY STORES SELL?
A WATCH DOG.