A screen Australia and the Australia Broadcasting Corporation present, in association with The Children's Television Foundation and Create New South Wales. A Northern Pictures Production.

A group of school kids sing a rap song that says A NEW DAY DAWNS IN
THE WILD WILD WEST
WHEN A SCHOOL WILL DISCOVER
WHO WILL BE THE BEST
AND YOU KNOW WHEN THE GOING
GETS TOUGH

Salwa is around 10, with long brown hair in a braid and wears a school uniform.

Mikey is around 10, with slightly long wavy brown hair in a bun and he wears a school uniform.

Jerry is around 10, with short wavy light brown hair and wears a school uniform.

Tiffany is around 10, with long curly brown hair and wears glasses, a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

Lily is around 10, with long brown hair in pigtail braids with colourful ribbons and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

Lance is in his early teens, with short straight blond hair and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

The song continues MIKEY'S GOING TO DIG DOWN
AND USE THE RIGHT STUFF
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE IT
YOUR ALL
COME ON
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
YOU'VE GOTTA THINK BIG,
NOT SMALL
IF YOU WANNA PLAY HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA PLAY
HARDBALL

A caption reads "Created and written by Guy Edmonds and Matt Zemeres."

The name of the show reads "Hardball."

Mikey says THAT'S A PRETTY SKUX SONG,
EH?
LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
HIT IT.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

The kids in school sing a rap song that says A NEW DAY DAWNS
IN THE WILD, WILD WEST
WHEN A SCHOOL WILL DISCOVER
WHO WILL BE THE BEST
AND YOU KNOW
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH
MIKEY'S GOING TO DIG DOWN
AND USE THE RIGHT STUFF
NOW, I WANTED TO PLAY
BUT YOU KNOW I GOT BANNED
WHICH IS TOTALLY CRAPPY
BECAUSE I'M HANDBALL'S
BIGGEST FAN
BY HELPING TRAIN MIKEY,
MAKING HIM ALL THAT
HE CAN BE DEADLY
AT SASI-WESTS-HAT
'CAUSE IT'S THE BATTLE OF
BLOCK STREET
WHERE THE BEST IN THE SCHOOL
MEET
IT'S THE BATTLE OF
BLOCK STREET
THE ONE WHO WINS
IS GOING TO BE SWEET
SO, I'M NOT REALLY SURE
IF I'M ANY GOOD
BUT I'M TRYING TO BE SMOKING,
LIKE BURNING FIREWOOD
SALWA AND JERRY
WANT ME TO PLAY
BUT IF I HAD MY OWN WAY

Mikey says YOU KNOW, I'D PROBABLY JUST
STAY AT HOME, BECAUSE THIS
HANDBALL BATTLE IS REALLY
INTIMIDATING AND I'M NOT A VERY
COMPETITIVE KID.
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

The song continues BUT REMEMBER
HOWIE THE HANDBALL HERO
WHEREVER YOU ARE,
THAT'S WHERE HE GOES
YOU GOT POWER
LIKE A BIG THUNDERSTORM
PLUS DON'T FORGET I MADE
THESE MATCHING UNIFORMS

Tiffany says NICE UNIFORMS.
NOT.
WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE,
HOMELESS OLYMPIANS?

Lily says GOOD ONE, TIFF.

Jerry says THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO MY
HANDIWORK, TO HOMELESS PEOPLE
AND TO OLYMPIANS.
WELL DONE.
YOU'VE ACHIEVED THE INSULT
TRINITY.

Mikey says WHAT HE SAID.

Tiffany says I WAS BEING FUNNY, OBVI.

Salwa says SO FUNNY WE FORGOT TO LAUGH.

Tiffany says THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY
WITTY, OKAY?

Mikey says JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING'S
WITTY DOESN'T MEAN IT'S OKAY TO
BE CRUEL.

Tiffany says WHATEVER.
GOOD LUCK TODAY, MIKEY.
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.

Mikey says GOOD LUCK TO YOU, TOO.
MAY THE BEST PERSON WIN.

Lance says SUPER THOUGHTFUL.

Tiffany says ZIP IT, LANCE.

(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
(CLOCK TICKING)

In the classroom, Miss Crapper says I'M WELL AWARE THAT TODAY IS
YOUR LITTLE HANDBALL TOURNAMENT
TO DECIDE THE ATHLETES THAT WILL
REPRESENT OUR FINE SCHOOL.
(MURMURING)
SILENCE!

Mikey faces the camera and says IT'S NOT JUST A LITTLE
HANDBALL TOURNAMENT.
IT'S THE BATTLE OF BLOCK STREET,
WHERE 20 KIDS BATTLE IT OUT FOR
THREE SPOTS AT SASI-WESTS-HAT.
I'M MORE NERVOUS THAN...
UH, I'M SO NERVOUS, I CAN'T EVEN
THINK OF A NERVOUS THING.

Miss Crapper says DESPITE TODAY'S ACTIVITIES, I
EXPECT YOU TO MAINTAIN FOCUS,
LEARN AND RETAIN.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

Mikey says UNIFORMS FOR THE BATTLE,
MISS.

Miss Crapper says BUT SALWA IS BANNED.

Salwa says I'M HIS TRAINER.

Miss Crapper says TIFFANY, WHAT IS OUR DRESS
CODE?

Tiffany says STUDENTS ARE TO WEAR THE
SCHOOL UNIFORM DURING SCHOOL
HOURS, WHILE TRAVELLING TO AND
FROM SCHOOL, AND WHEN ENGAGED IN
ANY SCHOOL ACTIVITY.

Miss Crapper says WORD PERFECT.
IS THAT A SCHOOL UNIFORM?

Mikey says NO, MISS.

Miss Crapper says OFF.
NOW.

They take the jerseys off.

Miss Crapper GOOD.
SPELLING BEE.

Tiffany says YES.

(REST OF CLASS GROANING)
(CLOCK TICKING)

Bao stands at the front of the classroom says M-A-G-I-C-I-A-N.
MAGICIAN.

Miss Crapper says CORRECT.

Bao says I'M GOING TO BE THE MAGIC MAN
AND MAKE SCHOOL DISAPPEAR.
(GIGGLING)

Salwa says T-R-A-I-T-A.
TRAITA.

Miss Crapper says INCORRECT.
T-R-A-I-T-O-R.
TRAITOR.
SIT.
(EXHALING SHARPLY)

Mikey says A-N-X-I-O-U-S.
ANXIOUS.

Miss Crapper says THE WORD WAS "VOLCANO."
(GIGGLING)

Mikey says YEAH, RIGHT.
UM, H-A-N-D-B-A-DOUBLE L.
HANDBALL.

Miss Crapper says AGAIN, THE WORD WAS
"VOLCANO."
V-O-L-C-A-N-O.
SIT.

Tiffany says V-I-C-T-O-R-Y.
VICTORY.

Miss Crapper says PERFECT.

(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

At recess, the students get ready for the Battle of Block Street.

(KNUCKLES CRACKING)
(MIC FEEDING BACK)

Bao tests a microphone and says TESTING.
I'M BAO.
TESTING.

Mikey says I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS,
BRO.

Jerry says MAHAKI, WHEN I WAS A BOY...

Mikey says YOU ARE A BOY.

Jerry says A YOUNGER BOY.
A LOT OF PEOPLE WANTED TO WRAP
ME IN COTTON WOOL.
BUT MY FATHER, BRUCE, BLESS HIM,
DID THE OPPOSITE AND TAUGHT ME
THAT FEAR IS FINE.
IT MEANS YOU CARE.
AND HE MADE ME THE MAN I AM
TODAY.

Mikey says TOUCHING STORY, BRO, BUT
AGAIN, YOU ARE A BOY.

Jerry says MAHAKI, YOU WERE MADE FOR
THIS.

Salwa says HURRY.
THE GAME IS STARTING.

Jerry says QUICK.
LIFT UP YOUR SLEEVE.

Jerry takes a marker and writes "Howie" across Mikey's forearm.

Salwa looks at it upside down and says "EIMOH"?

Jerry says HOWIE.
I BELIEVE IN YOU, MAHAKI.

Mikey says SKUX.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED SOME INK.
(WHISTLE BLAST SOUNDING)

Prisha holds up the loudhailer and says LET'S GET READY FOR HANDBALL.

Salwa says TIFFANY IS GOING TO
TRASH-TALK YOU TO PSYCH YOU OUT.

Jerry says YOU HAVE POWER.
FOCUS ON PRECISION.

Mikey says NOTED.

Prisha says THIS IS THE LARGEST BATTLE
BLOCK STREET HAS EVER SEEN.
WE HAVE 20 BRAVE PLAYERS.
YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN A NUMBER BASED
ON THE ORDER OF YOUR
REGISTRATION.

Mikey says WHAT NUMBER AM I?

Jerry says 20.

Prisha says WHO ARE THE TOP THREE?

Tiffany says WE ARE.

Tiffany, Lance, and Lily prance on the court.

Prisha says THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

Tiffany says PLEASURE, PRISHA.

says OF COURSE, PRISHA.

Lily says YOU'RE WELCOME.

Lance sings PRISH-AAH

Prisha says THANK YOU FOR THE PRE-SHOW
ENTERTAINMENT.

Lance says YOU'RE WELCOME.

Prisha says TO YOUR SQUARES, IN FIVE,
FOUR...

Salwa says MOVE IT, MIKEY.

Prisha says THREE, TWO.
(WHISTLE BLAST SOUNDING)

In the commentator's chair, Mustafa says THIS IS FULLY SICK.
IT'S LIKE WE'RE ON TELLY.

Bao says CAN I HAVE A TURN?

Mustafa says NO WAY.
I'M THE STAR.
YOU'RE, LIKE, THE SUPPORT.

Prisha says NOW, THE RULES.
NO BODY SHOTS.
NO LINES.
NO LINES FAVOURS.
NO REPLAYS.
NO INTOES.
NO POISON.
NO FOOTSIES.
NO TREETOPS.
NO MADE-UP RULES.
THIS IS PURE ELMOS.

The players stretch and warm up in their squares.

Mikey faces the camera and says "ELMOS" IS FOR
"ELIMINATIONS."
GOT NO IDEA WHAT THE OTHERS ARE.

Prisha says THE GAME ENDS WHEN WE
HAVE THREE PLAYERS LEFT.
THEY WILL BE GOING TO
SASI-WESTS-HAT.
I'M THE REFEREE.
THE FINAL SAY, RIGHT HERE.
ANY QUESTIONS?

A student raises his hand and says CAN I GO TO THE TOILET?

Prisha says DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?

The student says YES.

Prisha says THEN NO.
WARM UP.

Salwa says OI, TIFFANY!
MIKEY IS GOING TO GET YOU.

Tiffany says REF, SHE'S BEING ANNOYING.

Prisha gives the ball to Tiffany and says SERVE.

Mustafa says OKAY.
WE'VE GOT TIFF IN POSITION ONE,
SERVING.

The game starts.

Prisha says OUT.

Mustafa says SICK.
IT'S LIKE FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTY.

Bao says IT'S DAYTIME.

Mustafa says BAO...

Bao says AND IT'S WEDNESDAY.

Mustafa says MATE, YOU'RE FULL ON.
SUPPORT, DON'T SABOTAGE.

Tiffany serves again.

Prisha says OUT.
OUT.
OUT.

Mikey says SWEET START.

Jerry says VERY SWEET.

Salwa says OI.
STAY FOCUSED.

Mikey says SORRY.

Prisha says OUT.
OUT.

Mustafa says SMELL YOU LATER.

Bao says SO FUNNY.
"SMELL" INSTEAD OF "SEE."

Mustafa says THANKS, BRAO.
ONLY NINE LEFT.
IT'S LIKE THE HIGHLIGHTS.

Bao gives him a highlighter.

Tiffany gets ready to serve again.

Jerry says MAHAKI, SHE'S COMING FOR YOU.

Mikey says CAN WE PRESS PAUSE?
I'M FEELING A LOT OF PRESSURE.

Salwa says PRESSURE MAKES DIAMONDS,
MIKEY.
LEARN TO LOVE IT.

Mikey says I LIKE DIAMONDS.
SHINY AS.

Salwa says NO, THE PRESSURE.

Mikey says WAIT.
WHAT?

Jerry says FORGET IT.
FOCUS, MAHAKI.

As she gets ready to serve, Tiffany spots Lance picking his nose.

Tiffany says LANCE, GROSS.
I HATE BOOGERS, OKAY?

Lily says YUCK.

Lance says SOZ.

(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

Tiffany serves and Mikey hits the ball out.

Mikey says OH, YOU EGG.

Tiffany says OUT.

Prisha says ARE YOU THE REFEREE?

Tiffany says NO, BUT HE HIT IT ALL THE WAY
TO CHINA, OKAY?

Prisha says HE HIT THE BALL AFTER THE
BELL.
HE'S SAFE.

Tiffany says HE'S OUT.
I SERVED IT BEFORE THE BELL.

Prisha says BUT THE CONTACT CAME AFTER
THE BELL.
HE'S SAFE.

Tiffany says WHAT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
ARGH!

Jerry says SAVED BY THE BELL.

Mikey says THAT WAS THE FIRST HIT I HAD
AND I SMASHED IT.

Salwa says YOU'RE IN THE TOP NINE.

Mikey says OH.
WOW.

Mustafa says WELL, WHAT A DRAMATIC END TO
THE FIRST HALF.
TOP NINE, REST UP.
THIS BATTLE ENDS AT LUNCHTIME.

Bao says YES, IT DOES.
WHAT'S HAPPENING AT LUNCHTIME?

At lunchtime, the kids gather in the school kitchen for a cooking class.

Miss Bahm says OKAY.
NOW, LET'S ADD SOME CHEESE.
OH, OH.
NOT TOO MUCH.
JUST A SPRINKLE.

Mikey says MWAH.

Miss Bahm says AND FINALLY, SOME BASIL.

Mikey says I'M GOING TO EAT YOU SO HARD,
MR. PIZZA.

Tiffany says UM, WEIRD MUCH?
MISS?

Miss Bahm says YES?

Tiffany says THE MARGHERITA PIZZA WAS
CREATED IN NAPLES IN 1898.

Miss Bahm says HMM.
RANDOM FACT.
THANK YOU, TIFFANY.

Tiffany says YOU'RE WELCOME.

Mustafa says HEY, MISS BAHM?
IMAGINE IF YOUR FIRST NAME WAS
ITCHY.

Miss Bahm says HMM.
NEVER GETS OLD, MUSTAFA.
OKAY, CHEFS.
BRING YOUR PIZZAS UP.
SO, WHAT SHALL WE DO WHILE
THEY'RE COOKING?

Mikey says DROOL, MISS?
THEY LOOK CHOICE AS.

Miss Bahm says NO, WE DON'T DROOL, MIKEY.
WE CLEAN.

As the pizzas are ready, Miss Bahm take them out of the oven and slices them up.

Miss Bahm says OKAY.
COME AND GET SOME.

Tiffany says MISS, WE'RE SHORT ON PLATES.

Miss Bahm says REALLY?

Tiffany says YEP.

Miss Bahm says OKAY.
I'LL GO AND GRAB SOME MORE FROM
THE STOREROOM.

Tiffany says CAN WE START?

Miss Bahm says UM...

Tiffany says YOUR PIZZAS LOOK AMAZE, MISS.

Miss Bahm says OKAY, BUT JUST BE CAREFUL
'CAUSE THEY'RE REALLY HOT.

Tiffany says OF COURSE.

Miss Bahm leaves the kitchen.

Tiffany walks up to her station and says LISTEN UP, OKAY?
PIZZA-EATING COMP.
I'VE GOT 4.25 DOLLARS FOR THE WINNER.

Bao says I DON'T EAT PIZZA.

Tiffany says THANKS FOR THE INFO.

Bao says IT MAKES ME BLOATED.

Miss Bahm says GREAT.
UM, ANY TAKERS?

Mustafa says UP THE PRICE AND I'LL GIVE IT
A GO.

Tiffany collects money from Lance and says REVISED OFFER.
9.30 DOLLARS AND A BUTTON.
THANKS, LANCE.

Mustafa says I'M IN.

Mikey says SAME.

Tiffany says OKAY, MIKEY, MUSTAFA.
THE ENTIRE SLICE MUST BE EATEN,
INCLUDING THE CRUSTS.
QUESTIONS?
GREAT.
THREE, TWO, ONE, GO.

The boys start eating the pizza.

Tiffany says 20 SECONDS.

Bao says OH, NO.

Tiffany says OUT.
CONGRATULATIONS, MIKEY.

A student says GOOD JOB.
(CHEERING)

Miss Bahm comes back and says HMM.
HUNGRY HIPPOS.

Tiffany says SO DELISH, MISS.

Miss Bahm says WELL, I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED
THESE PLATES, THEN?
OKAY.
LET'S JUST FINISH WITH OUR
CLEANING, HEY?

Tiffany says HEY, MIKEY, YOU DID REALLY,
REALLY WELL.

As Mike grabs his stomach in discomfort, Tiffany gives him the money.

Tiffany says OOH, A LITTLE SHAKY.
YOU KNOW, FOR MY SEVENTH
BIRTHDAY, MY DADS TOOK TO ME TO
THE MOST AMAZING PIZZERIA.
IT WAS SO GOOD, OKAY?
I ATE SO MUCH I COULD BARELY
MOVE.
I THINK I WENT INTO A CARB COMA.
("CARB COMA" ECHOING)
TOOK DAYS TO FEEL BETTER.
(GROANING)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
WELL, SEE YOU ON THE COURT.

Salwa says MIKEY?
(STOMACH RUMBLING)

Mikey starts hallucinating.

Jerry says MAHAKI, YOU IN THERE?

Mikey says UNICORN.
BANANAS.
TUESDAY.

Salwa says OH, TIFF HAS GOT TO
PAY.
(VOICES ECHOING)

Salwa slaps Mikey back.

Mikey says WHAT'S THAT?

Salwa says I GET THIS AT MY COUSIN'S.
THEY SHOVE SO MUCH FOOD DOWN MY
THROAT, MY BLOOD SUGAR GOES
MENTAL.
YOU GOT TO FIGHT TO STAY
FOCUSED.

Mikey says OH, I'M ON THE TRAIN TO VOM
TOWN.
POPULATION, ME.
TOOT-TOOT.
UGH.

Salwa cuts some leaves off a tree and says SNIFF.
(SNIFFING)

Jerry says WHAT IS THAT?

Salwa says KOALA FOOD.

Mikey says FUZZY AND CUTE.

Jerry says MAHAKI, KIA KAHA.

Mikey punches his stomach and says KIA...
(STOMACH GURGLING)
KAHA.
LET'S GO.

Back at the commentator's chair, Mustafa grabs his stomach in pain and says OOH.
OW.
OH.

Bao snatches the microphone and says WELCOME TO THE WILD BAO SHOW.
TODAY YOU'LL BE WITH ME, BAO,
AND OUR SPECIAL GUEST, PIZZA
GUY.

Mustafa says I'M GOING TO VOMIT.

Bao says GREAT.
(STOMACH RUMBLING)
(WHISTLE BLAST SOUNDING)

Prisha says LET THE GAME BEGIN.

Mikey says I FEEL SEASICK.

Tiffany says WATCH OUT.

Prisha says OUT.

Mikey says OH, CLOSE.

Salwa says STAY SHARP.

Bao says GOODBYE.
YOU WERE THE WEAKEST CHAIN.

Mustafa says IT'S "LINK."
(LAUGHING)

Bao says SO FUNNY, PIZZA GUY.

Tiffany says DON'T GET TOO COMFY, BIG
BUTT.

Mikey says I LIKE BIG BUTTS.
I CANNOT LIE.
(NO AUDIO)
(CHEERING)

The game continues.

Prisha says OUT.
OUT.
OUT.

Tiffany says MIKEY, YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
SO DOWN, YOU'LL BE IN THE ABYSS.

Lily says SO DOWN, YOU'LL FIND MOLTEN
LAVA.

Lance says SO DOWN, YOU'LL BE
DEEP.
(NO AUDIO)
(GROANING)

Mikey says I'M STILL STANDING.

Prisha says OUT.

A student says LINES!

Prisha says THE CALL IS OUT.

The student says YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS.
IT WAS LINES.
YOU CAN SEE THE CHALK.
COME ON.

Prisha says OUT.

The student says INTOES.

Prisha says OUT.

The student says POISON.

Prisha says OUT.

The student says REPLAY.
COME ON.
REPLAYS ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH.

Prisha says HACK IT.

Everyone chants HACK IT, HACK IT.
HACK IT, HACK IT.
(CHEERING)

The student walks to the bench.

Prisha says AND THEN THERE WERE
FOUR.
BOYS AND GIRLS, THE NEXT PERSON
OUT WILL DECIDE THE TEAM FOR
SASI-WESTS-HAT.
(CHEERING)

Jerry says MAHAKI, WE DON'T ALL GET
THESE MOMENTS.

Mikey says I'M HURTING, BRO.

Salwa says JUST STAY AWAY FROM THE BALL.
NOT HITTING IT IS WORKING FOR
YOU.

Tiffany says HOPE YOU'VE HAD FUN
FLUKING IT THIS FAR, MIKEY, BUT
THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOU IN THE
FINAL THREE.

Salwa says TIFF, YOU GOT A BOOGER.

Tiffany turns around and shots the ball towards Lance. Lance falls down.

Prisha says OUT.

Lance says SORRY.
(CHEERING)

Prisha says GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
THAT WAS EPIC.

Mikey says HEY, TIFFANY, I'VE JUST HAD A
"TEPIPHANY."
I'M STILL STANDING.
WOO!

Jerry says YAY.

Salwa says YES.

Mikey says HEY, GUYS.

Jerry says HEY.

Mike, Jerry, and Salwa hug.

Tiffany says ARGH!

Tiffany strides off the court.

Mikey says AH, NO.

Salwa says WHAT'S UP?

Jerry says ARE YOU OKAY?

Mikey throws up.

(RETCHING, VOMITING)

Salwa says OOH.
UM, I'M NOT CLEANING THAT UP.

Jerry says NO.

Back in the classroom, Miss Crapper says CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR FINAL
THREE.
UP YOU COME.
(APPLAUDING)
WELL DONE.
AT SASI-WESTS-HAT, ONE OF YOU
MAY BE CROWNED THE BEST IN THE
WEST, BUT ALL OF YOU WILL HAVE
AN OPPORTUNITY TO REPRESENT OUR
SCHOOL IN A POSITIVE LIGHT.
TIFFANY, A FEW WORDS ON BEHALF
OF YOUR DELIGHTFUL DADS?

Tiffany holds up a form and says SIGNED BY YOUR PARENTS AND
DELIVERED TO MY DADS' OFFICE BY
4:00 P.M. TOMORROW, OR YOU'RE
NOT PLAYING.

Mikey says UM, WHERE'S THEIR OFFICE?

Tiffany says LOOK IT UP.

Mikey says OKAY.
(APPLAUDING)

The kids say WOO-HOO!

Meanwhile at the garage, Auntie cooks sausages on a grill over the car engine.

Auntie says OOH-HOO!

Dad says SMELLS GOOD, AUNTIE.

Auntie says YEAH.

Dad says KIND OF BURNT THAT ONE,
THOUGH.

Auntie says NO.

Dad says BUT IT LOOKS GOOD.

Auntie says SHH.

Jerry says NOT SURE THEY WERE WORTH THE
CARB COMA, BUT STILL, THANKS FOR
THE NEW JERSEYS, MAHAKI.

Mikey says DON'T WORRY, BRO.
STILL GOT YOURS.

Jerry says PLEASE.
THESE ARE AT LEAST 300 percent BETTER.

Mikey says FEEL GOOD, PLAY GOOD.

Dad says ALL RIGHT.

Mikey says MAHAKI SR., YOU WOULD HAVE
BEEN SO PROUD OF YOUR BOY TODAY.

Dad says AH, ALWAYS PROUD OF MY BOY.
BOOM.

Mikey says I DIDN'T EVEN HIT IT BUT.

Salwa says YOU'RE LIKE THE ICE SKATER
THAT WON THE GOLD MEDAL AT THE
OLYMPICS BECAUSE EVERYONE FELL
OVER.

Jerry says STILL, A GOLD MEDAL IS A GOLD
MEDAL.

Mikey says TIFF SAYS I FLUKED IT.

Salwa says WHO CARES ABOUT TIFF?

Dad says YOU KEPT YOUR
CHIN UP AND PLAYED BY THE RULES.
DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU WON, BOY.
YOU WON.

Mikey says SHE SAID I HAD A BIG BUM.

Auntie says YOUR BUM IS BIG.
SO WHAT?

Dad says PASS YOUR REGO FORM, BOY.

Auntie says A BIG BUM IS A SIGN OF
STRENGTH.

Mikey says AH, SWEET.
GOOD TO KNOW.

Auntie says YOUR DAD HAS GOT A BIG BUM.

Dad says WHERE MY POWER COMES FROM.

Mikey says LOT OF BUM TALK HAPPENING.

Auntie says MY EX HAD A BIG BUM.
USED TO CALL HIM MR. BIG BUM.

Mikey says NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO SAY
NOW.

Mikey keeps looking inside his bag.

Dad says WHAT'S WRONG, BOY?

Mikey says CRAP ATTACK.

Jerry says WHAT?

Mikey says MY FORM IS AT SCHOOL.

Salwa says WHAT?

Music plays as the end credits roll.

Mikey says WHAT SOUND DO ECHIDNAS MAKE WHEN
THEY HUG?
"OUCH!"