A screen Australia and the Australia Broadcasting Corporation present, in association with The Children's Television Foundation and Create New South Wales. A Northern Pictures Production.

A group of school kids sing a rap song that says A NEW DAY DAWNS IN
THE WILD WILD WEST
WHEN A SCHOOL WILL DISCOVER
WHO WILL BE THE BEST
AND YOU KNOW WHEN THE GOING
GETS TOUGH

Salwa is around 10, with long brown hair in a braid and wears a school uniform.

Mikey is around 10, with slightly long wavy brown hair in a bun and he wears a school uniform.

Jerry is around 10, with short wavy light brown hair and wears a school uniform.

Tiffany is around 10, with long curly brown hair and wears glasses, a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

Lily is around 10, with long brown hair in pigtail braids with colourful ribbons and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

Lance is in his early teens, with short straight blond hair and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

The song continues MIKEY'S GOING TO DIG DOWN
AND USE THE RIGHT STUFF
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE IT
YOUR ALL
COME ON
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
YOU'VE GOTTA THINK BIG,
NOT SMALL
IF YOU WANNA PLAY HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA PLAY
HARDBALL

A caption reads "Created and written by Guy Edmonds and Matt Zemeres."

The name of the show reads "Hardball."

(CHEERING)

The kids compete in two teams at a TV game show. Tiffany's dads host the show.

Jayden says HELLO.
WELCOME TO...

They both say WACKY GAME TIME!

Jayden says HOPE YOU MADE IT TO THE
TOILET.

Evan says AND FLUSHED.
SCORES ARE LOCKED AS WE ENTER...

They both say ASK THE EXPERT.

Miss Crapper pops up and says I KNOW ALL.

They both say INDEED SHE DOES.

Miss Crapper says IT'S TRUE, I DO.
TIFFANY, MICHAEL?
WHAT DO CHILDREN THINK ABOUT
THE MOST?
(BUZZING)

Mikey says CHICKEN.

Mikey hits the button and chicken appears on the list on the board.

Evan says WE HAVE CHICKEN.

Jayden says WOW!
SURPRISING.

Miss Crapper says NOT REALLY.
TIFFANY?
(BUZZING)

Tiffany says EASY OKAY.
CHOCOLATE.

Jayden AND WHAT DOES
THE EXPERT SAY?

Evan says INCREDIBLE SCORE!

Miss Crapper says MICHAEL, SECOND ANSWER.

Mikey says AH, GEE, I HAVE A MENTAL
BLANK.

Miss Crapper says REALLY?
MENTAL BLANK?

Mikey says NO, I CAN'T...

Jayden says FIRST THING THAT COMES TO
MIND.

Mikey says AH GEE...
HANDBALL.
(GONG SOUNDING)

Evan says OW!
THE GONG.
(BUZZING)

Tiffany says MY TURN, OKAY.
DOGS.
NO WAIT, PUPPIES.
DEFINITELY PUPPIES.

Jayden says WE'RE LOOKING FOR PUPPIES.
(APPLAUDING)

Miss Crapper says SPLENDID.

Evan says ALL RIGHT MIKEY,
THIS IS IT.
YOUR TEAM NEEDS YOU.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?

Jayden says ARE YOU A CHAMP...

Evan says OR ARE YOU A CHIP?
AH!
CUE THE DRAMATIC THINKING
MUSIC.

Jayden says BOINK.

Miss Crapper says FINAL ANSWER.
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS.
(CLOCK TICKING)

Mikey says BEING IN ACE.

Miss Crapper says ACE?

Mikey says THE TOP POSITION IN HANDBALL.

Miss Crapper hits the gong.

(GONG SOUNDING)

M says KING?
QUEEN?
(GONG SOUNDING REPEATEDLY)
(HORN HONKING)

Salwa snaps her fingers and MIKEY, SNAP OUT OF IT.

Mikey wakes up from his daydream and says OH, SORRY.
I WAS IN AN IMAGINARY GAMESHOW.
(HORN HONKING)

In the car, Jayden says HEY, MIKEY, DON'T FORGET YOUR
REGISTRATION FORM OKAY.

Evan says YEAH, IF YOU'RE GOT IT, WE'LL
SAVE YOU THE TRIP, OKAY.

Mikey says OH YEAH.
NAH, I'LL BRING IT IN THIS
AFTERNOON.

Jayden says OKAY, WELL DON'T BE LATE.

Mikey says I WON'T, SIRS.

Tiffany turns to her dads and says ONE SEC.
JUST WANNA SAY GOODBYE, OKAY?
YOU STILL HERE?

Mikey says JUST WAITING FOR AUNTIE.

Tiffany says I HOPE YOU GOT YOUR FORM
SIGNED.

Mikey says AH... EH...

Tiffany says OH MY GOSH, YOU DIDN'T.
WOW.

Lily says OMG.

Lance says WHAT IF HE DOESN'T MAKE IT BY
THE DEADLINE?

Tiffany says THEN WE'RE HAPPY, LANCE.
YOU'RE IN THE TEAM, OKAY.
REMEMBER?

Lance says OH YEAH.
SORRY.

Mikey says AUNTIE'S GONNA SIGN THE
FORM EASY-PEASY.

Tiffany says UM WELL, SHE'S LATE.
YOUR FORM HASN'T BEEN SIGNED AND
THE DEADLINE'S IN...
44 MINUTES.
SUCKS TO BE YOU.

Salwa says YOU NEVER STOP!

Tiffany says HAVE A GREAT AFTERNOON, GUYS.

Lily says BYE.

Lance says BYE.
BYE.

Evan says LET'S GO.

Mikey says BYE.

Salwa says SHE HAS A POINT.
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

Mikey says IF AUNTIE'S ONE THING, IT'S
RELIABLE.

Salwa says I WOULD HAVE SAID SCARY.

Mikey calls Auntie.

(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
(PHONE RINGING)

Auntie says HELLO.

Mikey says AUNTIE?
YOU'RE LATE.
WHERE ARE YOU?

Auntie says I DON'T KNOW!

Auntie is stuck in traffic in the middle of a crowd of people playing drums and dancing.

Mikey says SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE IN BOMBAY.

Auntie says MORE LIKE BEIRUT.

Mikey says I NEED TO GET MY FORM SIGNED
AND DELIVERED OR LIKE,
I'M OUT OF SASI-WESTS-HAT.

Auntie says I KNOW, SORRY.
I'M STUCK AT SOME LEBANESE
WEDDING.
I CAN'T SEE ANY STREET SIGNS!

Mikey says CHECK YOUR GPS.

A bridesmaid leans on her car.

Auntie says WATCH THE PAINT JOB.

Mikey says WHAT WAS THAT?

Auntie says A BRIDESMAID ON MY BONNET.
FIND ME.

Salwa says SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

Jerry says ABOUT WHAT?

Mikey says OH, BRO, IT'S THE WORST.
I JUST CALLED AUNTIE AND SHE'S
LOST AS, EH.
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
(PHONE CHIMING)

Jerry calls his brother Kevin.

K says WELL, WELL, WELL.
IF IT ISN'T BABY BROTHER.

Jerry says KEVIN, WE NEED YOUR HELP.

K says SURPRISE, SURPRISE.

Jerry says IT'S IMPORTANT.

K says OH, I'M SURE IT IS, JERRY.

Jerry says CAN YOU TRACE A CALL?

K says WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND
TRACING PHONES?
WHAT ARE YOU?
SECRET AGENTS?

Jerry says PLEASE?

K says SAVE YOUR DIGNITY.
I'M ABOUT TO RAID AN ELVEN
STRONGHOLD WITH SOME PALS
IN GUATEMALA.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

Salwa says MATE, HE'S FULL ON!

Jerry says INDEED.

Mikey says MM.

(DRUMMING)

Salwa says WEDDING DRUMS!

Mikey says I HEARD THAT IN THE
BACKGROUND WHEN I WAS TALKING
TO AUNTIE.

Salwa says SO WHAT?

Mikey says SO, IF WE FOLLOW THE DRUMS,
WE'LL FIND HER... MAYBE.

Salwa says WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE,
LET'S FOLLOW THE DRUMS DUMMIES!
895, THAT'S GOING OUR WAY.

Salwa knocks on the bus door.

(KNOCKING)

The driver opens the door and says G'DAY KIDS.

Mikey says HEY, SIR, HOW'S IT GOING?

Salwa says OI, DROP THE RAMP.

Mikey says PLEASE?

The driver says NICE MANNERS.
GIVE US A SEC.

Mikey says CHOICE MANNERS GO A LONG WAY,
EH.

Salwa says WE'RE IN A RUSH.

The driver says YEAH.
EVERYONE IS THESE DAYS.
(SIGHING)
GEE, IT'S A HOT ONE ISN'T IT?

Mikey says YEAH, SURE IS.

The driver hits the button and says OKAY, I THINK IT'S THIS ONE.
(HORN HONKING)
OH, NOT THAT ONE.
(CHUCKLING)
SORRY, KIDS.
I'M NEW TO THIS.
I WORKED IN IT FOR YEARS,
BUT GOT RETRENCHED.

Mikey says RETRENCHED?

The driver says YEAH, IT'S A NICE WAY TO
FIRE PEOPLE.

Mikey says OH, THAT SUCKS, MISTER BUS
DRIVER.

The driver says NO, IT'S A NEW ADVENTURE.
(BEEPING)
OH.
STAND BACK.

The ramp keeps going in and out.

Salwa says ARE YOU SERIOUS?

The driver says THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN.
(BEEPING)
AH, HERE WE GO.
UM...
THERE WE GO.
ONBOARD.

The kids get on the bus.

The driver takes out his lunch.

Salwa says ARE YOU DRIVING OR EATING?

The driver says SORRY, ON A BREAK.

Salwa says NAH.
WE NEED TO BE SOMEWHERE!

The driver says IT'S THE LAW.

Jerry says MISTER BUS DRIVER, PLEASE,
ISN'T THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD
"TAKE FIVE" A LITTLE LATER?

The driver says SORRY, BUDDY.
GOT TO STICK TO THE TIMETABLE.
UNIONS ARE PRETTY STRICT.

Salwa says ARE YOU SERIOUS?

The driver says AFRAID SO.

Salwa says LET'S GO.

They get off the bus.

Jerry says NEW PLAN.
WE WALK... AND WE WALK FAST.

The driver says SEE YA, KIDS.

(BIRD SCREECHING)

They start walking under the blazing sun.

(BIRD SCREECHING)

Jerry says STOP.
(WHIRRING)
MUST RECHARGE BATTERY.
(DRUMMING)

Salwa says THE DRUMS ARE JUST OVER
THERE.

She points at a bridge and says IF WE TAKE THAT, WE GET THERE
FASTER.

Mikey says THAT'LL TAKE A YEAR TO CROSS.

Jerry says THEN YOU BETTER GET STARTED.

Mikey says WHAT?

Jerry says LEAVE ME BEHIND.

Mikey says NO WAY.

Jerry says DAMMIT, MAHAKI.
WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT WITH THIS
CHUNK OF METAL.
IT'S TOO HEAVY.
I'LL JUST SLOW YOU DOWN.

Mikey says NO, BRO, I'M NOT LEAVING YOU
BEHIND.

Jerry says JUST COMPLETE THE MISSION.
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

Mikey says NO, BRO, NO.

Jerry says GOSH DARN IT, MIKEY MAHAKI.
DON'T MAKE THIS HARDER THAN
IT NEEDS TO BE.

Salwa says OI!
STOP BEING DRAMA QUEENS.
I CAN HELP PUSH.

Mikey says OH, YEAH.
SWEET AS.

Jerry says INDEED.
(SIGHING)

Mikey says IF YOU NEED ANY HELP,
JUST CALL OUT.

Salwa says I NEED HELP.

Mikey says NAH, JUST GIVE ME FIVE
MORE MINUTES.

Salwa says YEAH, THOUGHT SO.
(DRUMMING)

At the other end of the bridge, they spot the wedding.

Mikey says EPIC!
CAN YOU SEE AUNTIE?

Salwa says OI!
THERE SHE IS!

Mikey says AUNTIE!
AUNTIE!

Salwa says YEAH, I DON'T THINK SHE CAN
HEAR YOU, BRO.

Jerry says WE MUST BREAK THROUGH.

Salwa says YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW.
(CHEERING, DRUMMING, CLAPPING)

Mikey says THAT WAY, THAT WAY, THAT WAY.
(ULULATING)

Salwa says TURN, TURN.

Mikey says DO YOU KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GOING?

Salwa says IT'S...

Mikey says BUT THIS IS YOUR WORLD NOW.
YOU SAID IT.

Holding a camera, Mustafa says OI, BROS!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

Mikey says LOOKING FOR AUNTIE.

Mustafa says AUNTIE NELLY?

Mikey says NO.

Mustafa says AUNTIE SAMIRA?

Mikey says NAH.

Mustafa says AUNTIE HIBA?

Mikey says UH-UH.

Mustafa says AUNT...

Salwa says WE'RE LOOKING FOR HIS AUNTIE.

Mustafa says OH, COOL, BRO.

Mikey says YEAH, SHE GOT STUCK BEHIND
SOME CARS.

Salwa says YEAH, CAN YOU HELP US FIND
HER?

Mustafa says I'M WORKING, BRO.

Jerry says PLEASE, BRO.

Mustafa says NO, BRO.

Mikey says IT'S AN EMERGENCY, BRO.

Mustafa says I SAID, 'NO', BRO.

Mikey says BRO.

Mustafa says BRO.

Mikey says BRO.

Mustafa says UGH, FINE, BRO.

Mikey says THANKS, BRO.
(CHEERING, DRUMMING CONTINUES)

Mikey says THERE'S AUNTIE!

Salwa says LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

Mikey says LET'S GO.

Salwa says CONGRATULATIONS.

Mikey says CONGRATS.
CONGRATULATIONS.

Auntie says YOU MADE IT.

Mikey says THIS PARTY'S GOING OFF LIKE
PRAWNS IN THE BIN.

Jerry says CRUSTACEANS ASIDE, HOW DO WE
GET OUT?

Auntie says DON'T ASK ME.
I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR AN HOUR.

Nelly says SALWA!

Salwa says AUNT NELLY!

Nelly says WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Salwa says WE HAVE TO GET THIS CAR
OUT, OR ELSE.

Nelly says OR ELSE WHAT?

Salwa says AUNT NELLY, I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO EXPLAIN THAT I DON'T HAVE
TIME TO EXPLAIN.

Nelly says YOU COULD HAVE EXPLAINED IT
IN THE TIME YOU SAID IT.

Salwa says IT'S FOR THE HANDBALL
TOURNAMENT.

Nelly says OH, SASI-WESTS-HAT?
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?
MY BROTHER'S WIFE'S BROTHER'S
BABY-SITTER'S BABY BROTHER'S
IN THAT.

Salwa says IBRAHIM?

Nelly says YEAH!

Salwa says SICK!

Nelly says LET ME GET YOU OUTTA HERE.

Nelly takes a hair straightener out of her purse and says NAH.

She takes out a banana and says NAH.

She takes out a horn and says YEAH!
COVER YOUR EARS.
(HORN BLARING)

Nelly says MOVE!

Mikey says I KNOW PEOPLE SAY YOU
SHOULDN'T BLOW YOUR OWN HORN.
KINDA GLAD AUNT NELLY DID.
(CHUCKLING)

Nelly gives Salwa some sweets and says FOR LATER.

Salwa says THANKS, AUNT NELLY.

Mikey says OH, THANKS.

Nelly says YA-LA YA-LA,
MOVE!
(ENGINE REVVING)

Mikey says HAVE A GOOD WEDDING.
CONGRATULATIONS.

Salwa says BYE.
CONGRATS ON THE WEDDING.

Mikey says CONGRATULATIONS.
BYE.

Salwa says OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH!

Back in school, Lily says I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM YET.

Lance says WHO?

Tiffany says MIKEY.
IF HE DOESN'T SHOW, THEN YOU'RE
ON THE TEAM OKAY, LANCE?
(TIRES SQUEALING)

Lance points outside and says UHH...

Tiffany see Auntie's car pulling up and says UGH!
(SIGHING)

Auntie says FIVE MINUTES TO SPARE.

Jerry says THANKS FOR THE RECHARGE,
AUNTIE MAHAKI.
NOW, TO STEELE AND STONE.
STAT.

Auntie says OI!
YOUR FORM!

Mikey says OH!
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU
AUNTIE?

Auntie says NOT GET YOUR FORM IN.

Mikey says GOOD POINT.

Auntie says I'LL JUST PARK.

Mikey says OKAY.
WHERE'S THEIR OFFICE?

Jerry says OFFICE DIRECTORY, STAT.

Salwa says DON'T NEED IT.

They see a cutout of Tiffany's dads with a sing that reads "Steel and Stone. Level 4."

Salwa says LEVEL 4.

Mikey says THOSE GUYS SURE LOVE A PHOTO.

Meanwhile, Tiffany takes an out of order sign from one elevator and sticks it on a working one.

Lily says GOOD ONE, TIFF.

Lance says I WANT A CINNAMON SCROLL.

Tiffany says THEN GO GET ONE.

Lance says REALLY?
THANKS.

Tiffany says GET ME ONE TOO?
EXTRA CINNAMON.

Lily says AND ME.
EXTRA-EXTRA CINNAMON.

Lance says BUT THEY'RE ALREADY
CINNAMON-EY.

Tiffany says LANCE.
CINNAMON SCROLL, EXTRA CINNAMON
AND EXTRA-EXTRA CINNAMON,
OR YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM.

Lance says BUT I'M ALREADY OFF THE TEAM.

Tiffany says NOT IF MIKEY DOESN'T MAKE
IT, THEN YOU'RE ON THE TEAM,
OKAY?

Lance says I'M ON THE TEAM?

Tiffany says IF HE DOESN'T MAKE IT, YEAH.

Lance says YOU'RE THE BEST.

Tiffany says EXTRA CINNAMON.

Lily says EXTRA-EXTRA CINNAMON.

Lance says OH.

Jerry says LET'S GO, STAT.

Salwa says WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING STAT?

Jerry says IT SOUNDS URGENT.

Mikey says TRUE, EH.
LET'S GO STAT.

Jerry says YOU NEED A PAUSE BEFORE STAT.

Mikey says LET'S GO...

Salwa says HURRY UP ALREADY.

Mikey says STAT.

(DINGING)
(CLANKING)

The elevator door slowly opens.

Mikey says IS THIS AN ELEVATOR FOR SNAILS?

Salwa says IF IT WAS, IT WOULD
BE WAY SMALLER.

Jerry says AND HAVE PLANTS IN IT.
SNAILS LOVE PLANTS.

Mikey says THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A
WHILE, SO LET'S WATCH THIS
'TRY NOT TO LAUGH' VIDEO.

A video shows a dog with its head stuck in the kitty door and a kitty climbing on it.

(DOG WHIMPERING)
(MEOWING)

Mikey says DID YOU LAUGH?
I DID.
(DOORS OPENING)

Mikey says YES!

Salwa says FINALLY.

Mikey says (SIGHING) FINALLY.

They get in the elevator and hit 4.

Jerry says FINALLY!

The elevator shakes and stops.

(CLANKING)

Mikey says WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?

Salwa says I DON'T THINK SO.

Salwa hits the emergency button.

(BELL RINGING)
(PHONE LINE RINGING)

Mikey says HOW LONG WE GOT?

Jerry says THREE MINUTES AND COUNTING.

A woman over the speaker says HELLO?
WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?

Mikey says HELLO?
WE'RE STUCK IN ONE OF YOUR
ELEVATORS.

The woman says HELLO?
WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?

Salwa says HELLO?

The woman says IS ANYONE THERE?

Mikey says HELLO!

The woman says GREAT, ANOTHER PRANK CALL.
(DIAL TONE SOUNDING)

Mikey says WHAT NOW?

Jerry calls is brother again.

(PHONE CHIMING)

K says YOU OWE ME A NEW BATTLE ORC.

Jerry says KEVIN, WE'RE TRAPPED IN AN
ELEVATOR.

K says FUN TIMES.
TRIED THE INTERCOM?

Jerry says IS PLUTO A DWARF PLANET?

K says WELL PLAYED.
WHAT MODEL IS IT?

Jerry says MODEL?

Salwa says ELEVATOR SHOTIS E1000X.

K says E1000X... CLASSY.
PLEASE HOLD.
(HUMMING)
LOOK ABOVE YOU.
THERE SHOULD BE A SMALL PANEL
IN THE CORNER.

Mikey says YEP, WE CAN SEE IT.

Kevin says REMOVE IT.

Mikey throws a shoe at it and says GOT IT.

K says YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE
THREE SMALL BUTTONS.

Jerry says YEP.

Kevin says YOU NEED TO HIT THEM
ONE AT A TIME IN THIS ORDER.
BLUE, GREEN RED.
OR IS IT... GREEN, RED, BLUE?
NO, NO, NO.
IT'S BLUE, GREEN, RED I THINK.
THAT SHOULD RESET THE MOTOR.

Mikey says BLUE, GREEN, RED.
YOU SURE?

K says I'M SURE.
PROBABLY.

Salwa says WHAT HAPPENS IF WE HIT THEM
IN THE WRONG ORDER?

K says OH, ONE OF TWO THINGS.
UH, YOU COULD DISENGAGE
THE BRAKES AND COME
CRASHING TO THE GROUND.
OR IT'LL PLAY SOME CHEESY MUZAK.
HARD TO TELL WHICH THOUGH.
THE WHOLE MANUAL'S IN DEUTSCH
AND I'M A LITTLE RUSTY.

Mikey picks up his shoe and says I'LL HIT THEM ALL AT ONCE WITH
THIS.

Salwa takes a small ball out of her pocket and says YOU DO IT.

Mikey says ME?
NO, I'M NOT READY.
I'LL HIT THE WRONG BUTTON.

Salwa says NO YOU WON'T.

Mikey says BUT YOU'RE A WAY BETTER SHOT
THAN ME.

Salwa says YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT IF YOU
DON'T TRY, YOU'LL NEVER LEARN.

Jerry says SHE'S RIGHT, MAHAKI.
IT'S NOW OR NEVER.

Mikey says OKAY.
(SIGHING)

Mikey says REMEMBER, PRECISION.

Mikey hits the blue button.

(BUZZING)

Mikey says YES!

Jerry says WELL DONE, MAHAKI.

Now he hits the green one.

(BUZZING)

Mikey says YEAH!

Salwa says ONE MORE.
SMASH IT.

Mikey says YOU GOT THIS...
(HONKING)

He hits the red one.

They all say YES!
(CLANKING)

Jerry says THANKS, BIG BRO.
OVER AND OUT.

In the office, Evan says AND THAT IS THE LAST OF
THE REGISTRATION FORMS.
JUST WAITING ON YOUR FRIEND
MIKEY.

Tiffany says I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE
IT.

Lily says HE'S NOT COMMITTED ENOUGH
MR. AND MR. STEELE-STONE.

Mikey says WAIT!
I MADE IT.
HERE'S MY FORM.

Jayden says HEY, WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT YOU.

Mikey says WITH THREE SECONDS TO SPARE.

Evan says WHAT?

Mikey says YOU SAID 4 P.M.

Jayden says OH NO, THAT'S MORE OF A
GUIDE THAN A RULE, OKAY?
YEAH, WE'RE OPEN 'TIL SIX.

Evan says NOT THAT WE EVER LEAVE
BY THEN.

Lance walks in and says GUYS, GOT YOUR CINNAMON
SCROLLS, JUST LIKE YOU
ASKED.
NO CINNAMON.

The girls look at each other and sigh.

Lance says OH, MIKEY, YOU MADE IT.
CONGRATS.

Mikey says THANKS, BRO.

Lance says YOU WANT ONE?

Mikey says NO.

Lance says ALL RIGHT.
CINNAMON SCROLL?

Jerry says MAHAKI.

Salwa says DID YOU MAKE IT MIKEY?

Jerry says DID YOU MAKE IT?

In Auntie's garage, Mikey eats the sweets from the wedding.

Mikey says MMM.

Dad says WHAT'S THAT?

Mikey says KARBOUJ-MAAD.

Dad says HUH?

He tastes it and says MMM!
THAT'S KARBOUJ-AWESOME.

Mikey says THERE'S A TRUCK-LOAD IN THE
FRIDGE IF YOU WANT.

Dad says AH, LATER.
LISTEN BOY, YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR
AUNTIE GOT YOU THE FORM TODAY.
WE AREN'T ALWAYS GONNA BE AROUND
TO HELP.
ONE DAY YOU'LL NEED TO TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF...
MAYBE SOME MINI-MIKEYS TOO.

Mikey says BUT IT'S JUST A FORM.

Dad says IT'S NOT ABOUT THE FORM.
IT'S WHAT IT REPRESENTS.

Mikey says HUH?

Dad says RESPONSIBILITY.
THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE
PEOPLE WHO FORGET THEIR FORMS.

Mikey says I'LL REMEMBER MY FORMS.
LITERAL AND METAPHORICAL.

Dad says HEH, GOOD.
NOW, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY.

Mikey says OH, DADDY, IT WAS SO COOL.
WE MET A BUS DRIVER IN THE
TRENCHES, GOT LOST IN THE
DESERT, SORT OF.
HAD TO FOLLOW THESE DRUMS TO A
WEDDING, MET SALWA'S AUNT NELLY.
SHE WAS NUTS.
HAD A SKUX AS HORN.
IT WAS LIKE A SONIC BOOM.

Dad says WHAT?

Mikey says GOT STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR.
THERE WERE THREE BUTTONS I
HAD TO HIT, OR LIKE THE OFFICE
WAS GOING TO EXPLODE,
SORT OF.
STEELE AND STONE, WELL ACTUALLY,
NOTHING MUCH HAPPENED WITH
THOSE GUYS, BUT LANCE GOT SOME
CINNAMON SCROLLS BUT FORGOT
THE CINNAMON.
AND TIFF WAS MAD AS BECAUSE
I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO
SASI-WESTS-HAT!

Dad says WHAT?
YEAH!

They fist bump.

Dad hugs him and says OH, THAT'S AWESOME BOY!
OH!
PUT IT THERE, BRO.
YOU'RE THE MAN, BRO.
WHO'S THE MAN?

Mikey says ME.

Dad says WHO'S THE MAN?

Mikey says YOU.

Dad says YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.
THAT'S THE ONE.
TOLD YOU YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE
IT... I TOLD YOU, MAN.
GIVE ME SOME OF THAT CAKE.

Mikey says OKAY.

Dad says MMM.

Music plays as the end credits roll.

Lance says DID YOU MEET THE NEW KID?
HE FLEW IN FROM OVERSEAS.
HE WAS REALLY NICE, BUT HIS
ARMS WERE TIRED.