A screen Australia and the Australia Broadcasting Corporation present in association with The Children's Television Foundation and Create New South Wales. A Northern Pictures Production.

A group of school kids sing a rap song that says A NEW DAY DAWNS IN
THE WILD WILD WEST
WHEN A SCHOOL WILL DISCOVER
WHO WILL BE THE BEST
AND YOU KNOW WHEN THE GOING
GETS TOUGH

Salwa is around 10, with long brown hair in a braid and wears a school uniform.

Mikey is around 10, with slightly long wavy brown hair in a bun and he wears a school uniform.

Jerry is around 10, with short wavy light brown hair and wears a school uniform.

Tiffany around 10, with long curly brown hair and wears glasses, a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

Lily is around 10, with long brown hair in pigtail braids with colourful ribbons and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

Lance is in his early teens, with short straight blond hair and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

The song continues MIKEY'S GOING TO DIG DOWN
AND USE THE RIGHT STUFF
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE IT
YOUR ALL
COME ON
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
YOU'VE GOTTA THINK BIG,
NOT SMALL
IF YOU WANNA PLAY HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA PLAY
HARDBALL

A caption reads "Created and written by Guy Edmonds and Matt Zemeres."

The name of the show reads "Hardball."

Mikey, Salwa, and Jerry go on a road trip with Dad and Auntie.

Auntie sings a song that says CRUISING DOWN THE ROAD,
NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD
WIND IN MY HAIR,
I'M AS FREE AS A BIRD
WHEELS ARE BURNING,
REV IT UP
PEDAL TO THE METAL,
NOW WE'RE READY TO ROCK
LET'S ROLL, LET'S ROLL
LET'S ROLL,
LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL

Mikey says BOP BOP BOP SHOO BOP

Auntie sings LET'S ROLL, LET'S ROLL
LET'S ROLL,
LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL

The kids sing BOP BOP BOP SHOO BOP

Auntie sings LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO,
GO, GO, GO
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
LET'S ROLL, LET'S ROLL
LET'S ROLL,
LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL

(TIRE POPPING, RUMBLING)

Auntie says DIRTY DACKS.

Salwa says OKAY.

Auntie and Dad take the spare tire off the trunk.

Mikey says HEY, AUNTIE?
YOU GOING TO BE LATE FOR YOUR
CAR SHOW?

Auntie says HOW MANY TIRES YOU THINK I'VE
CHANGED IN MY LIFE, BOY?

Mikey says LIKE 20?

Auntie says MORE LIKE 20,000.

Mikey says SWEET AS.
SO, YOU DON'T NEED A HAND OR
ANYTHING?

Auntie says THANK YOU, BUT I CAN DO THIS
WITH MY EYES CLOSED.

Mikey says I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO
CHANGE A TIRE, JUST THOUGHT IT'D
BE SWEET TO OFFER.
SO, YEAH, I'LL PUT THAT ON MY
LIFE SKILLS TO DO LIST.

A car full of men cheer as they drive past them.

(MEN CHEERING)
(HORN HONKING)

Mikey says THEY LOVE YOU, EH?

Auntie says THEY SHOULD, I BUILT THEIR
CARS FOR THEM.

Mikey says HOW MANY HOT-RODS YOU BUILT?

Auntie says GUESS.

Mikey says LIKE 20,000?

Auntie says NAH, BOY.
20.

Mikey says DANG, CLOSE.

Jerry says MAHAKI!
EVERY MINUTE HERE IS ONE LESS
SEARCHING FOR Z-POP.

Mikey says RELAX, BRO.

Salwa says WHY DO YOU WANNA GO LEARN
HANDBALL FROM SOME KID YOU SAW
IN A VIDEO?

Jerry says SHE CAN TEACH MAHAKI THINGS
WE CANNOT.

Salwa says WHAT, LIKE HOW TO HAVE A LAME
NAME?

Jerry says FAIR POINT.
BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF GARY
GARRISON?

Salwa says DUH, THAT GUY'S A LEGEND.

Mikey says GARY WHO?

Salwa says WORLD HANDBALL CHAMPION.

Mikey says THERE'S A WORLD TOURNAMENT?

Salwa says MM-HMM.

Jerry says YOU COULD BE A WORLD CHAMP
ONE DAY.

Mikey says THANKS, BRO.

Salwa says ANYWAY, WHAT'S GARY
GARRISON GOT TO DO WITH Z-POP?

Jerry says SHE WAS HIS STAR PUPIL.

Mikey says I DOUBT Z-POP'S HER REAL
NAME.

Jerry says NEVER SAY NEVER.

Mikey says I COULDN'T IMAGINE HER
PARENTS WHEN SHE WAS A BABY,
"HEY, OUR BABY'S CUTE.
"LET'S CALL HER... JENNY."

Salwa says "NAH.
CLARICE."

Mikey says "NAH.
"SCOUT'S COOL."

Salwa says "NATASHA?"

Mikey says "I GOT IT - Z-POP. ."

Salwa says "SICK!"

Jerry says MARK MY WORDS, REAL NAME OR
NOT, Z-POP'S A HANDBALL ORACLE.

Salwa says IS YOUR DAD DOING WHAT I
THINK HE'S DOING?

Jerry says I BELIEVE MAHAKI SENIOR IS
HOLDING THE HOT-ROD UP...
WITH HIS BARE HANDS.

Auntie says MY FOOD'S MAKING YOU STRONG.

Dad says IT IS, EH?

Salwa says OH, IT'S LIKE HE'S A SUPER
HERO.

Mikey says HEY, DADDY, YOU A SUPER HERO?

Dad says NAH, BOY.
JUST ENGAGING MY CORE.

Mikey says OH.
HE'S JUST ENGAGING HIS CORE.

Dad now takes his phone out.

Salwa says HOW?

Jerry says I BELIEVE MAHAKI SENIOR IS
NOW HOLDING THE HOT-ROD UP WITH
ONE SINGLE HAND.
(LAUGHING)

Salwa says MATE, HE'S GOT TO BE A SUPER
HERO.

Mikey says DADDY, YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT A
SUPER HERO?

Dad says NAH, JUST MY CORE BOY.

Mikey says IT'S JUST HIS CORE AGAIN.
(SIGHING)

Auntie says DONE.

Mikey says LET'S FIND Z-POP.
(ENGINE REVVING)

They stop at the beach.

Auntie says CATCH YOU FELLAS BACK HERE AT
SUNSET.

Mikey says YEAH, GOOD LUCK, EH, AUNTIE.
HOPE YOU WIN GOLD.

Auntie says THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR
EVERYTHING, BOY.

Mikey says THERE IS.

The kids get off the car and Auntie and Dad drive away.

Mikey says SO, HOW DO WE FIND HER?

Jerry says I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS
LIKE.
ALL I KNOW IS THIS...

Jerry shows them a piece of paper with a symbol.

Salwa says OH, SICK.

Jerry says THIS WAS ON HER HOODIE.
FIND THE SYMBOL, FIND Z-POP.
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They run into Tiffany and her dads.

Evan says HEY, KIDS.

Mikey says HEY MR. AND MR. STEELE-STONE,
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE BEACH?

Evan says OH, YOU KNOW, THE SAND.

Jayden says THE SURF.

Evan says TIFFANY'S HUNT FOR AN ELUSIVE
HANDBALL ORACLE.

Tiffany says DADS!

Jayden says OH, SORRY, THAT ONE WAS MEANT
TO BE SUPER-SECRET, OKAY.

Mikey says YOU LOOKING FOR Z-POP TOO?

Tiffany says MAYBE.

Salwa says WHY DO YOU WANT TO TRAIN WITH
HER?

Tiffany says TRAIN?
NO WAY.
I'M CHECKING OUT THE COMP.

Mikey says COMPETITION?

Tiffany says SHE'S PLAYING AT
SASI-WESTS-HAT.
SHE'S PRETTY MUCH MY ONLY
THREAT, OKAY?
NO OFFENSE, MIKEY.

Mikey says DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKENS.

Tiffany says I LOVE CHICKENS AND I LOVE
COUNTING.

Mikey says WELL, DON'T TAKE YOUR MONEY
BEFORE YOU'VE PASSED GO.

Tiffany says I DON'T THINK THAT'S A
SAYING.

Jayden says OOH, LITTLE BIT OF
HEALTHY COMPETITION.

Evan says NOTHING WRONG WITH
THAT.
OKAY, WELL, I GUESS WE SHOULD
CONTINUE THE HUNT.

Jayden says OH, CAN WE GRAB A GELATO?

Evan says THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

They both say DOUBLE SCOOP!

Evan says YOU COMING, DARLING?

Tiffany says I'LL CATCH UP, DADS.

Evan says OKAY.

Tiffany says THINK Z-POP'S GONNA TEACH
YOU?
THINK AGAIN.

Mikey says WE CAN TEAM UP, IF YOU WANT?

Salwa says NO WAY!

Tiffany says AT LEAST WE CAN AGREE ON
THAT.
CIAO FOR NOW.

Salwa says I WISH THAT GIRL HAD AN OFF
SWITCH.

They now watch a bunch of kids practicing.

Mikey says I'M NOT ASKING THEM.

Jerry says NOR AM I.

Salwa says ME EITHER.
THEY LOOK TOUGH.

Mikey says YOU'RE TOUGHER THAN BARBECUE
BEEF JERKY.

Salwa says NAH.

Mikey says YES.

Salwa says NAH.

Jerry says IT'S TRUE.

Salwa says NAH.

Mikey says FINE THEN.
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.
JUST WARNING YOU-- I'VE NEVER
LOST A GAME OF ROCK, PAPER,
SCISSORS.

Salwa says OKAY.

They all say ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS,
SHOOT!

Salwa and Jerry covers Mikey's rock with their papers.

Mikey says WHAT?
ROCK ALWAYS WORKS.
DANG IT.

Salwa says YOU RECKON HE CAN DO IT?

Jerry says HE'S GOT THIS.

Mikey approaches the kids and says HI.
UM, DO YOU GUYS BY ANY CHANCE
KNOW WHERE Z-POP IS?
NO?

One of the kids says GET OUT OF HERE!

Jerry says OH NO.

Another one says GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE.

Salwa says THAT'S NOT GOOD.

The kids say GET OUT OF HERE.
GO ON.

Mikey says BYE.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Salwa says WELL?

Mikey says IT WOULD BE UNGENTLEMANLY OF
ME TO REPEAT IT.

Salwa says SO THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE
IS?

Mikey says NO.
JERRY?

A girl in a hoodie with the symbol on the back walks away.

Jerry says LOOK.

A kids nearby drops his ice-cream cone.

Mikey says POOR KID.

Salwa says THAT'S THE WORST.

Jerry says NOT THAT.
FOLLOW ME.
I SWEAR SHE WENT THIS WAY.

Mikey says BRO, LET IT GO.

Jerry says JUST ONE MORE LOOK.

Mikey says I'M STINGING FOR CHIPS.

Jerry says NO TIME FOR CHIPS.

Salwa says CHIPS ARE SICK.

Jerry says THERE'S NO TIME.

Mikey says BUT WE'RE OUT THE FRONT OF A
CHIP SHOP, HEY.

Jerry says WHAT PART OF "WE DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR CHIPS" DO YOU NOT
UNDERSTAND?

Salwa says YEAH, BUT LOOK.

She points at the symbol on the shop window.

Jerry says YOU'RE A GENIUS, MAHAKI.

Salwa says WHAT?
I FOUND IT.

Mikey says DOES THIS MEAN WE GET CHIPS?

Jerry says YES IT DOES, MAHAKI.
IT DOES.

A woman in the shop says WHAT'LL IT BE?

Mikey says AH, CHIPS PLEASE.

Salwa says WITH CHICKEN SALT.

Mikey says THOUGHT YOU WERE VEGO?

Salwa says IT'S GOT NO CHICKEN.

Mikey says AH, YEAH, IT DOES.
IT'S CHICKEN SALT.

Salwa says NAH, IT'S JUST HERBS AND
SPICES.

The woman says DO YOU WANT IT OR NOT?

Mikey says THANKS.

Outside, Tiffany spies on them.

Mikey says DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW A
Z-POP?

The woman says WHAT?

Mikey says DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW A
Z-POP?

The woman says DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THINK
YOU SAID?

Mikey says DO YOU KNOW A Z-POP?

The woman says YEAH.

Mikey says THEN WHAT YOU THINK I SAID IS
WHAT I SAID.

The woman says WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

Mikey says DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW A
Z-POP?

The woman says SORRY, KID, SAID TOO MUCH
ALREADY.

Mikey says IS THERE SOMEONE WHO COULD
SAY MORE?

A girl wearing sunglasses says WHO'S ASKING?
I ASKED YOU A QUESTION.

Mikey says ME?

The girl says YEAH, YOU.

Mikey says OH SORRY, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT CHIPS.

The girl says WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH Z-POP?

Mikey says DO YOU KNOW HER?

The girl says SO WHAT IF I DO?

Jerry says MY COLLEAGUE IS A GIFTED
PLAYER.
HE WANTS TO LEARN HER WAYS.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS?

The girl says YEAH, BUT IT'LL COST YOU.

Jerry says WHATEVER THE PRICE, WE'RE
WILLING TO PAY.

The girl says TALK'S CHEAP KID.

Jerry says I'M A MAN OF MY WORD.

The girl says YOU SURE?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT.

Salwa says CUT TO THE CHASE, BRO.

The girl says GET ME A CHOCOLATE MILK AND A
LARGE CHIPS AND I'LL GIVE YOU
WHAT YOU NEED.

Jerry says IS THAT IT?

The girl says THAT'S IT.

Mikey says ONE CHOCOLATE MILK AND LARGE
CHIPS, PLEASE.

After she gets her order, the girl says FOLLOW ME.
NOT A PEEP.

The girl leads them through alleys.

Mikey says ARE WE THERE YET?

The girl says I SAID "NOT A PEEP."
WHAT WAS THAT?

Mikey says A PEEP?

The girl says BINGO.

In a park, Mikey says IS THIS A SHORT-CUT
OR A LONG-CUT?

The girl says WHAT WAS THAT?

Mikey says A PEEP.

The girl says LAST CHANCE, KID.

The girl leads them towards two boys under a tree.

A blond boy says I SEE YOU PASSED THE TEST.

Mikey says CAN I PEEP?

The girl says PEEP AWAY.

Mikey says COOL.
SO, WASN'T THE TRICKIEST OF
TESTS, BUT STILL QUITE THE WALK.

The blond boy says LET ME GUESS, KID, COME FOR A
SWIM WITH YOUR MUMMY?

Mikey says AUNTIE AND DADDY ACTUALLY.

The brown-haired boy says HOW CUTE!
YOU BRING YOUR FLOATIES?

Mikey says I DON'T OWN ANY.

The brown-haired boy says TOO GOOD FOR FLOATIES, HUH?

Mikey says NAH, I'M JUST A VERY
COMPETENT SWIMMER.

The blond boy says THIS AIN'T NO PLACE FOR
OUTSIDERS, KID.

The brown-haired boy says YEAH, SCRAM, KID.

Mikey says LOOK, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR
TROUBLE, JUST HERE TO LEARN.
MY BUDDY OVER HERE THINKS
THAT Z-POP'S THE BEST.

The brown-haired boy says YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

Mikey says SO, THIS IS ME ASKING YOU
RESPECTFULLY TO STEP ASIDE,
PLEASE.

The blond boy says GOOD MANNERS.
NICE.

The brown-haired boy says PLAYERS ONLY.

Mikey says SORRY, EH.

Jerry says LEARN WHAT YOU CAN.

The boys open a gate that leads to a handball court. Kids do all kinds of activities there, like practicing and getting fake tattoos.

Mikey says HOLY TABOULI.
SWEET.

The girl in the hood turns around and says WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

She has long curly brown hair.

The blond boy says WE GOT A NOOB.

The girl says DID HE PASS THE TEST?

The blond boy says HE'S HERE, AIN'T HE?
SORRY, Z-POP.
I'M-- I'M SORRY.

Mikey says YEAH, THANKS FOR MEETING ME.
I'M MIKEY.
PRETTY SWEET PLACE YOU GOT.

Z-Pop says CUTE.
YOU PLAY?

Mikey says I'M GOING TO SASI-WESTS-HAT.

Z-Pop says YOU AND ME BOTH, SUGAR CHILD.
BUT OUT HERE, WE CALL IT SASI'S.

Mikey says I KNOW WE'LL BE PLAYING EACH
OTHER SOON, BUT A COUPLE OF TIPS
FROM A HANDBALL WIZARD WOULD BE
PRETTY ACE.

Z-Pop says I'M COOL WITH THAT.

Mikey says REALLY?

Z-Pop says COOL AS A CUCUMBER IN
LAPLAND.

Mikey says WHERE'S THAT?

Z-Pop says IT'S WHERE SANTA'S FROM.

Mikey says RANDOM.

Z-Pop says THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA ROLL.
SINCE WE'RE BOTH GOING TO
SASI'S, YOU CAN PLAY ME AS A
WARM UP.

Mikey says I NEED TO WORK ON MY
PRECISION.

Z-Pop says DON'T WE ALL?

Mikey says SKUX.
I'LL JUST WARM UP.

He cracks his knuckles.

(CRACKING)

He says READY.

Meanwhile, Salwa and Jerry sneak in.

Z-Pop says WE PLAY OLD-FASHIONED BALL.
NO FRILLS, NOTHING FANCY.
BEST OF FIVE.
YOU DIG?

Mikey says WITH A SHOVEL.

Z-Pop says BIT OF SASS - I LIKE THIS
KID.
(KIDS LAUGHING)

Z-Pop tosses a ball at him and says SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
(CROWD CHEERING)

A boy says YEAH, GO GET 'IM!
(CROWD CHEERING)

Looking from afar, Jerry says I HOPE HE'S READY.

Salwa says IT'S NOW OR NEVER.

The kids chant GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!

Mikey and Z-Pop start the game.

(CROWD CHEERING)

A boy says COME ON, Z-POP!
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)

Jerry says NICE ONE, MAHAKI.

Z-Pop says CUTE START, KID.
YOU'RE MORE PRECISE THAN YOU
THINK.

Mikey says THANKS.
I'VE BEEN TRAINING HEAPS.
COACHES ARE SWEET AS.

Z-Pop says IT'S AWFUL QUIET HERE.

Mikey says I LIKE IT LIKE THAT.
IT MEANS I CAN FOCUS.

Z-Pop says LET'S SEE HOW YOU GO WITH A
FEW DISTRACTIONS.
(SNAPPING)

The kids grab their skateboards and surfboards and start drumming on them.

Z-Pop says RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE.
(ALL DRUMMING)

The kids chant GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
(CROWD CHEERING)

Salwa says SHE'S SICK.

Tiffany spies on them.

(CROWD CHEERING)
(ALL DRUMMING)

The kids chant GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
GO, Z-POP!
(CROWD CHEERING)

Salwa says HE'S FREAKING OUT BECAUSE OF
THE NOISE.

Mikey says COME ON, MAHAKI, CONCENTRATE.
(CROWD CHEERING, DRUMMING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

Now the count is 3 to 1 in favor of Z-Pop.

Salwa says SHE'S STREET GOOD, MAN.
(CROWD CHEERING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

Z-Pop scores again and wins the game.

They shake hands.

Mikey says YOU'RE PRETTY SKUX AT
HANDBALL, EH.

Z-Pop says I DO ALL RIGHT, MIKEY.
LISTEN, ANYTHING'S EASY WHEN
YOU'RE IN A BUBBLE.
AND NEXT TIME, USE THE CROWD,
BABY.
USE IT.

A woman says EADIE, DARLING, COME
ON.
NANA AND I ARE DOUBLE-PARKED.

Z-Pop says SORRY, MUMMY.
COMING RIGHT NOW.
TAP CLASS.
GOTTA RUN.

Later on the street, Mikey says GETTING PRETTY GOOD AT
LOSING, EH?

Jerry says WE LEARN FROM OUR LOSSES,
MAHAKI.

Salwa says JERRY'S RIGHT.
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

Jerry says MAHAKI, NOISE, CROWD -
IT DISTRACTED YOU.

Mikey says DID, EH?

Jerry says MAHAKI, THERE'S ONLY SO FAR
SALWA AND I CAN TAKE YOU.

Mikey says ARE YOU GUYS DUMPING ME?

Jerry says NO.

Mikey says YOU SURE?

Jerry says NEVER.

Mikey says BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS SURE.

Jerry says NO, MAHAKI, WE'RE NOT DUMPING
YOU.

Mikey says PHEW.

Jerry says WE MUST CONTINUE TO CHALLENGE
YOU IN NEW WAYS, LEARN THROUGH
OTHER MASTERS, BUT IN THE END,
YOU MUST TAKE THE FINAL STEP.

Mikey says SOUNDS A BIT INTENSE.

Jerry says THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN FOR A
REASON.

Mikey says IF YOU SAY SO.
NOW, CAN WE GET CHIPS?

Jerry says YOU BETCHA.

In the ship shop, Mikey says EXCUSE ME, CAN WE PLEASE HAVE
OUR CHIPS?

The woman says WHAT?

Mikey says THE CHICKEN SALT CHIPS.

The woman says I THREW THEM OUT.

Mikey says YOU JUST MADE THEM.

The woman says THAT WAS FIVE HOURS AGO.

Salwa says HOURS AGO?

Mikey says I'M SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

Later at the beach, Mikey says I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE I'M DEEP
IN THOUGHT AND ALL THAT, BUT I'M
STILL JUST THINKING OF CHIPS.
SERIOUSLY, I HAVEN'T EATEN
SINCE BREAKFAST.
I'M SO HUNGRY.
I WAS IMAGINING THAT ALL THE
SAND WAS CHIPS AND I WAS A
LITTLE CRAB CHOMPING ON IT.
LIKE A CHIP CRAB.

Dad comes along and says HEY!

Auntie shows them the ribbon she got.

Salwa says HEY!

Mikey says CHOICE-AS, AUNTIE.

Jerry says CONGRATULATIONS AUNTIE
MAHAKI.

Salwa says SICK!

Dad says BOUGHT YOU SOME, UH,
FISH AND CHIPS.

Mikey says READ MY MIND, DADDY.

Salwa says WHAT'D YOU GET?

Auntie says FISH AND CHIPS.

Salwa says WHAT?

Dad says FISH AND CHIPS.
(LAUGHING)

Jerry says OUT WEST, WE SAY "FISH AND
CHIPS," MAHAKI SENIOR.

Dad says YOU TEASING ME, BOY?

Auntie says I THINK THEY ARE, EH?

Dad says WELL, I GUESS MORE FISH AND
CHIPS FOR ME, THEN.
MM, (UNCLEAR).

Later, Mikey sits with Dad and Auntie as Salwa and Jerry play at the beach.

Dad says WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THEM?

Mikey says NOT MUCH OF A BEACH MAN.

Auntie says YEAH, I HATE THE
SAND - GETS IN MY DACKS.

Dad and Mikey say SAME.

Dad says ANY MORE CHIPS, BOY?

Mikey says YEP.
SO SWEET YOU WON, AUNTIE.

Dad says SHE'S A HOT-ROD SUPERSTAR.

Mikey says I WISH I WAS A HANDBALL
SUPERSTAR.

Dad says YOU WILL BE.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY, BOY?

Mikey says GOT BEATEN BY Z-POP... BADLY.

Ad says WHAT?

Mikey says IT'S HER NAME.
IT'S ALSO EADIE.
NEVER MIND.
IT WAS A WEIRD DAY.
I'M NEVER GOING TO WIN
SASI-WESTS-HAT.
MIGHT AS WELL RETIRE.

Auntie says SEE THIS?

Mikey says YEAH, YOUR ACE-AS RIBBON.

Auntie says 20 YEARS I'VE BEEN TRYING.

Mikey says THAT'S TWICE AS LONG AS I'VE
BEEN ALIVE.

Dad says YEAH, GOOD MATHS, BOY.

Mikey says CHEERS, DADDY.

Auntie says EVERY YEAR, I WORK ON MY
HOT-ROD.
DRIVE TO THE BEACH, SEE WHAT
HAPPENS.
IN '98, I CAME THIRD.

Mikey says THAT WAS BEFORE I WAS BORN.

Dad says HEY, GOOD MATHS, BOY.

Mikey says TRUE, DADDY.

Auntie says EVERY OTHER YEAR, I HADN'T
EVEN PLACED.

Mikey says YIKES.

Auntie says BUT NOT ONCE DID I QUESTION
MY HOT-ROD SKILLS.
EACH LOSS MADE ME WORK HARDER,
GET SMARTER, GET HUNGRIER.
IF Z-POOP BEAT YOU, GET SMART,
GET HUNGRY.

Mikey says IT'S Z-POP, BUT YEAH.

Auntie says "POTAY-TO," "POTATO."

She gives him the ribbon.

Mikey says REALLY?

Auntie says NAH.
NO, NO, HERE, HERE-- NO.

Mikey says THANK YOU.
(HUMMING)

They sing LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO,
LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL
OH, YEAH
LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO,
LET'S GO, GO, GO

Auntie says OH, YEAH

Music plays as the end credits roll.

Mikey says THEY SAY YOU CAN'T EAT AT
NIGHT, THEN WHY IS THERE
A LIGHT IN THE FRIDGE?