A screen Australia and the Australia Broadcasting Corporation present in association with The Children's Television Foundation and Create New South Wales. A Northern Pictures Production.

A group of school kids sing a rap song that says A NEW DAY DAWNS IN
THE WILD WILD WEST
WHEN A SCHOOL WILL DISCOVER
WHO WILL BE THE BEST
AND YOU KNOW WHEN THE GOING
GETS TOUGH

Salwa is around 10, with long brown hair in a braid and wears a school uniform.

Mikey is around 10, with slightly long wavy brown hair in a bun and he wears a school uniform.

Jerry is around 10, with short wavy light brown hair and wears a school uniform.

Tiffany around 10, with long curly brown hair and wears glasses, a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

Lily is around 10, with long brown hair in pigtail braids with colourful ribbons and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

Lance is in his early teens, with short straight blond hair and wears a yellow tracksuit and a white headband.

The song continues MIKEY'S GOING TO DIG DOWN
AND USE THE RIGHT STUFF
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE IT
YOUR ALL
COME ON
'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA PLAY
HANDBALL
YOU'VE GOTTA THINK BIG,
NOT SMALL
IF YOU WANNA PLAY HANDBALL
THEN YOU'VE GOTTA PLAY
HARDBALL

A caption reads "Created and written by Guy Edmonds and Matt Zemeres."

The name of the show reads "Hardball."

Mike and his Dad stand by the lake.

Dad makes a rock bounce on the water.

Mikey says WHOA!
HOW'D YOU DO THAT DADDY?

Dad says SPECIAL MAUI POWERS, BOY.

Mikey says SPECIAL MOULDY POWERS?

Dad says MAUI POWERS.

Mikey says WAIT, YOU'RE MAUI?
WHOA, SWEET AS.

Dad says SUPER SWEET.

Mikey says I ALWAYS KNEW YOU MORE THAN
JUST A REGULAR DADDY.

Dad says I CAN SKIM STONES TO THE MOON
AND BACK.

Mikey says NO WAY!
CAN YOU FLY?
READ MY MIND?
WHAT AM I THINKING?

Dad says CAN I SMELL YOUR FART?

Mikey says CAN YOU?
SORRY.
(EAGLE SCREECHING)

Dad says PART OF BEING A HERO, BOY,
IS LEARNING TO FORGIVE.

Mikey says WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DADDY?

Dad says IT'S TIME TO FIND YOUR "WHY."

Dad morphs into an eagle and flies away.

(EAGLE SCREECHING)

Mikey says WHOA!

Auntie wakes Mikey up and says WAKE UP!

Mikey says I'M SLEEPING.

Auntie says DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.

Mikey says I AM.

Auntie says GET OUT.

Mikey says CAN'T, SLEEPING.

Auntie says MEET ME AT THE HOIST IN TWO
OR ELSE.

Mikey says OR ELSE WHAT?

Auntie pulls the covers away.

Mikey says UGH, FINE.

Auntie says GET IN.
GOTTA JUMP START DERRICK.

Mikey says WHO'S DERRICK?

Auntie says THE CAR, YOU EGG.
KICK HIM OVER WHEN I SAY.

Mikey says I DON'T HAVE A LICENCE BUT...

Auntie says I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO DRIVE,
AM I?

Mikey says WELL I DON'T KNOW, DO I?

Auntie says WELL, NOW YOU DO, DON'T YOU?

Mikey says GUESS I DO, DON'T I?

Auntie says GOOD.

Mikey says GREAT.

Auntie says SWEET.

Mikey says SKUX.

Auntie says OKAY.

He starts the engine.

(STARTING ENGINE)

Auntie says THAT'S IT, OUT.

Mikey says DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAD TO
DRAG ME OUT OF BED.
I WAS SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG.
PLUS IT'S THE WEEKEND.

Auntie says TWO MINUTES TOO MUCH TO ASK,
BOY?

Mikey says NO, BUT...

Auntie says WHEN I WAS A KID THERE WAS A
SHOW ON TV.
WAS ABOUT KIDS THAT WORKED
TOGETHER AND TURNED INTO A
SUPER-ROBOT TO DEFEAT EVIL
ALIEN VILLAINS...
OR SOMETHING.

Mikey says WHAT WAS IT CALLED?

Auntie says VOLBROM.

Mikey says PRETTY SURE THERE WAS NEVER
A SHOW CALLED VOLBROM.
BUT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL.

Auntie says BUT SEE, I NEVER HAD ANYONE
TO MAKE A VOLBROM WITH.
BUT NOW THERE'S YOU AND DADDY.
SO IF YOU'VE GOT SOMEONE TO
MAKE A VOLBROM WITH, THEN
YOU'RE LUCKY, BOY.
SOME JOBS TAKE TWO PEOPLE.
SOME JOBS TAKE THREE.

Mikey says OR LIKE 45 IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO BUILD A BLOCK OF UNITS.

Auntie says YEAH.

Mikey says OR SEVEN IF YOU RUN A
CHICKEN SHOP.

Auntie says YEAH.

Mikey says OR 300 IF THERE'S A FLASH
MOB OF PEOPLE...

Auntie says ENOUGH.

Mikey says YOU GET IT?

Auntie says I GET IT.

Meanwhile, in front of the garage, Kevin plants a tracking device on Mikey's bike as Jerry waits for him in the van.

Kevin says RIGHT, RATTLESNAKE.
WE FIND MAHAKI, WE TRACK MAHAKI,
WE TALK TO MAHAKI.
THE TRACKING DEVICE IS PLANTED,
RATTLESNAKE.
OKAY, SO YOUR DEVICE IS THE RED
DOT.
EAGLE MAHAKI'S BIKE, THE GREEN.
COPY?

Jerry says COPY, COBRA.
I HAVE A VISUAL ON EAGLE MAHAKI.

Kevin says MMM, ROGER THAT.
I GOTTA SAY, BABY BRO, THIS IS
AN ELABORATE PLAN, EVEN FOR YOU.

Jerry says INDEED, BUT I NEED TO KNOW
WHERE HE IS SO WHEN THE TIME IS
RIGHT, I CAN STRIKE.

Kevin says LIKE A RATTLESNAKE.

Jerry says NO, LIKE A FRIEND WHO NEEDS
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.

Kevin says LIKE A RATTLESNAKE.

Mike leaves on his bike.

(BEEPING)

Jerry says THE EAGLE IS MOVING.

Kevin says I CAN SEE THE SCREEN.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME EVERY
TIME IT MOVES.

Jerry says I JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR.

Kevin says UGH, ISN'T THIS SOMETHING!
CAN'T YOU DO THIS ALONE?

Jerry says SURE, IF YOU WANT MUM TO KNOW
WHO'S REALLY TO BLAME FOR
THE 400 DOLLAR INTERNET BILL.

Kevin says INITIATING OPERATION FOLLOW
MAHAKI.

Mikey makes a stop at Salwa's bakery, then keeps going.

(BEEPING)

Jerry says THE EAGLE IS LEAVING
SWEET YUMMY, COBRA.

Kevin says WHAT'S YOUR PLAY,
RATTLESNAKE?

Jerry says LIKE I SAID, WAIT 'TIL I'M
READY TO STRIKE.

Kevin says KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY
TO HIM?

Jerry says NOT YET.

Kevin says WELL, COULD YOU FIGURE THAT
OUT 'CAUSE WE, WE CAN'T FOLLOW
HIM ALL DAY.

Jerry says I KNOW.
JUST GIVE ME TIME.
HE'S STOPPED!

Kevin says I'LL-- I'LL DO LAPS UNTIL HE
STARTS MOVING AGAIN.

Mikey walks in Mustafa's barber shop.

Mustafa says HEY, MIKEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Mikey says JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A
GOOD TIME FOR A TRIM.

Salwa walks in and says HEY.

Mikey says HEY.

Mustafa says HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU TWO?

Mikey says NOTHING.

Mustafa says FEELS LIKE SOMETHING.

Salwa says WHY'D YOU RUN AWAY?

Mikey says I DIDN'T.

Salwa says DID TOO.

Mikey says DID NOT.
WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO
GET A PERM.

Salwa says WHAT?
THE THING TETAS GET TO MAKE
THEIR HAIR ALL CURLY?

Mikey says MAYBE.
PS TETA MEANS GRANDMA.
PPS MY GRANDMA HAS A SKUX AS
PERM.
IT LOOKS SO LIGHT AND FLUFFY,
A CLOUD OF MARSHMALLOWS
FLOATING ON HER HEAD.
ANYWAY, IF I WANT TO GO GRANDMA
STYLE, I'LL GO GRANDMA STYLE!

Mustafa says DAD, DO WE DO PERMS?

His dad shakes his head.

Mustafa says JUST FADES AND BUZZES, BRO.

Mikey says BUZZ IT IS, BRO.

Mustafa says CAN I PREP HIM?
SICK.

Salwa says STOP BEING A...
(FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
I WANT TO TALK.

Mikey says NO, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.

Salwa says COME ON.

Mikey says NO.
MUSTAFA, TELL HER I'M MAD AT HER
BECAUSE SHE AND JERRY LIED
TO ME ABOUT HOWIE.

Mustafa says HE'S MAD AT YOU.

Salwa says FINE.
TELL HIM AT THE START, I THOUGHT
HE WAS WEAK.

Mustafa says I'M NOT DOING THIS.
I'VE GOTTA FOCUS ON MY BUZZ.

Salwa says LISTEN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
JUST SOME KID WHO COULD HIT
HARD.
ONLY REASON I TRAINED YOU?
I WANTED REVENGE ON TIFF.

Mustafa says SICK.

Mikey says THANKS FOR THAT.
YOU CAN GO NOW.

Salwa says JERRY WAS RIGHT.
YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL.
AND THAT'S NOT SOME DUMB FAIRY
TALE.
IT'S YOU.

Mikey says BUT YOU LIED.

Salwa says HOWIE MADE YOU BELIEVE IN
YOURSELF.
IT WAS A GOOD LIE.

Mikey says THERE'S NO SUCH THING.

Salwa says YEAH, THERE IS.

Mikey says NO, THERE'S NOT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DIDN'T EVEN WANT A BUZZ, BRO.

Mikey leaves.

Mustafa says WANT A BUZZ?

Salwa says DO YOU WANT A WEDGIE?

In the van, Kevin says YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU
WERE A BABY, I USED TO PUT MY
PEAS ON YOUR PLATE.

Jerry says WHY?

Kevin says IT WAS DINNER TIME.
MUM WAS IN THE KITCHEN.
YOU COULDN'T TALK.
WAS THE PERFECT CRIME.

Jerry says AND?

Kevin says AND THEN I READ THIS STORY
ABOUT THIS LITTLE ITALIAN BOY
MADE OUT OF WOOD.
HIS NOSE WOULD GROW WHENEVER
HE'D LIE.

Jerry says AND?

Kevin says IT RATTLED ME, RATTLESNAKE.
SO, I FESSED UP TO MUM,
APOLOGISED TO YOU.
I NEVER PUT A PEA ON YOUR PLATE
AGAIN.

Jerry says AND?

Kevin says THE TRUTH'S TOUGH!
YOU'VE TAKEN THE FIRST STEP,
AND THAT'S THE TOUGHEST.

Jerry says ROGER THAT, COBRA.
(BEEPING)
QUICK, GO LEFT.
(TIRES SQUEALING)

Salwa calls Jerry.

Jerry says SALWA?

Salwa says DO YOU KNOW WHERE MIKEY IS?
HE'S ALL WEIRD AND STUFF.

Jerry says I'M ON HIS TAIL AS WE SPEAK.

Salwa says WHERE'S HE GOING?

Jerry says YET TO BE DETERMINED.

Salwa says WELL LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU
KNOW.

Jerry says ROGER THAT.
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)

Kevin says COME ON, RATTLESNAKE,
WHERE IS HE?

Jerry says I'M READY.
TURN RIGHT AND PULL OVER.

Mikey walks n a buy and sell store.

Mikey says DO YOU BUY AND SELL USED
GOODS?

The owner says WHAT DID THE SIGN SAY?

Mikey says WE BUY AND SELL USED GOODS.

The owner says BINGO.

Mikey points at her bike and says HOW MUCH FOR THIS?

The owner says LET ME SEE.
EH, NICE SIDE CAR.
THAT CUSTOM?

Mikey says YEAH, MY AUNTIE MADE IT.

The owner says WHY YOU SELLING?

Mikey says LONG STORY.

The owner says LET ME GUESS.
YOU AND YOUR TWO BEST BUDS
BUSTED UP AND NOW IT'S A BAD
MEMORY BIKE.

Mikey says STRANGELY ACCURATE.

The owner says I'VE BEEN IN THIS BIZ A
WHILE KID.

Mikey says HOW LONG?

The owner says THREE WEEKS.

Mikey says SO, HOW MUCH?

The owner says WELL, YOU'VE GOT THE SIDE
CAR, HELMET AND THE RIMS.
32 CENTS.

Mikey says THERE'S NOT EVEN A TWO CENT
COIN.

The owner says 20 CENTS, FINAL OFFER.

Mikey says UH...

The owner says OR YOU CAN TRADE IT FOR
SOMETHING IN THIS AREA HERE,
OR THERE.
NOT THIS WAY.
NO, THAT'S PRIVATE.

Jerry says LET'S DO THIS, COBRA.

Kevin says YOU'VE GOT TO GO IN SOLO,
RATTLESNAKE.

Jerry says WHAT?

Kevin says THERE COMES A TIME IN
EVERYONE'S LIFE WHERE THEY
NEED TO SPREAD THEIR WINGS
AND FLY, FLY, FLY.
PLUS I'VE GOT SPIN CLASS WITH
MUM IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES.

Jerry says BUT HOW DO I GET HOME?

Kevin says NMPBB.

Jerry says WHAT?

Kevin says NOT MY PROBLEM, BABY BRO.
NOW GO PATCH THINGS UP WITH
YOUR BUD AND GET A LIFT HOME,
AND IF YOU TELL MUM ABOUT
THAT INTERNET BILL REMEMBER,
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

Jerry says WE LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE.

Kevin says THEN IT'LL BE EASY THEN.

Jerry says AND I WON'T TELL MUM ABOUT
THE INTERNET BILL.
I GOT YOUR BACK, JUST LIKE YOU
GOT MINE.

Kevin says AWW.
GROSS!
NOW SCRAM!

In the store, Mikey picks up a robot and says WHAT'S THIS?

The owner says IT'S A TOY.

Mikey says RETRO.
WHAT'S IT FROM?

The owner says I THINK IT WAS A TV SHOW
ABOUT A GROUP OF KIDS.
THEY WORKED TOGETHER TO CREATE
THIS SUPER-ROBOT AND THEY DEFEAT
EVIL ALIEN VILLAINS OR
SOMETHING.

Mikey says VOLBROM?

The owner says YEAH, THAT'S IT.
HEY, YOU'RE BEFORE YOUR TIME.

Jerry and Salwa walk in.

Jerry says MAHAKI.
LET ME EXPLAIN.

Mikey says EXPLAIN WHAT?
WHY YOU BETRAYED YOUR BRO, BRO?

The owner says AWKWARD.

Jerry says I WOULD NEVER BETRAY MY BRO,
BRO.
EVERY DAY I CURSED MYSELF FOR
LYING, BUT I TOLD MYSELF THE
GOOD OUTWEIGHED THE BAD.

Mikey says MEANING?

Jerry says HOWIE WAS SIMPLY A WAY OF
GETTING YOU TO BELIEVE IN
YOURSELF.

Mikey says THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

Salwa says BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
ONCE THE LIE STARTED,
WE COULDN'T STOP.

Jerry says HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BURST
WATER MAIN?

The owner says I HAVE.
WHOO, WATER.

Mikey says I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR DUMB METAPHORS.
ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE
TOURNAMENT.

Salwa says YOU CAN WIN, WE KNOW IT.

Mikey says NOT IF I DON'T PLAY.

The owner says SNAP.

Jerry says MAHAKI, NO!

Mikey says I'M DONE!
PUT VOLBROM ON HOLD.
I'LL BE BACK.

The owner says SWEET REFERENCE.

Mikey says NO, LIKE I WILL BE BACK.
I'VE JUST GOT TO GO AND DO
THIS...

The owner says NO, NO, I GET IT.
YEAH.
"HASTA LA VISTA, BABY."

Mikey says COOL.

The owner says YEAH.

Mikey says I'LL BE BACK.

Salwa says MIKEY, SERIOUSLY?

Mikey rides his bike as a song goes
WHEN YOU GOT NO FRIENDS,
AND YOU'RE RIDING YOUR BIKE
YOU JUST WANT TO RUN AND
HIDE, I GET IT
THEN YOU SEE MS. CRAPPER
AND SHE'S DOING TAI CHI
YOU THINK,
WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?
YEAH
HAPPY PEOPLE SKIPPING
IT MAKES YOU THINK OF GOOD
TIMES AND YOU'RE SUPER SAD
'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
FRIENDS!

He thinks of the moments he shared with his friends.

At the Steel and Stone office, Evan says SO, WE WENT TO THE SPORTS
CENTRE THIS MORNING.
IT'S LOOKING GREAT.

Jayden says BANNERS UP YET?

Evan says YEP.

Jayden says NAME TAGS OUT?

Evan says YEP.

Jayden says COURTS DRAWN UP?

Evan says YEP.

Jayden says TROPHY POLISHED?

Evan says REPEATEDLY.

Jayden says CATERING SORTED?

Evan says A WEEK AGO.

Jayden says ACOUSTICS TESTED?

Evan says A MONTH AGO.

Jayden says HAVE THE BALLS BEEN ORDERED?

Tiffany says DADS, EVERYTHING'S FAB, OKAY.

Jayden says HOW FAB?

Tiffany says SUPER FAB.

Jayden says ON A SCALE OF ONE TO FAB?

Tiffany and Evan say FAB.

Steele says THAT'S PRETTY FAB.

Evan says YEAH.

Mikey walks in and says MR. AND MR. STEELE-STONE?
I QUIT.

Evan says YOU DON'T WORK HERE.

Mikey says NO, I QUIT SASI-WESTS-HAT.

Evan says WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

Tiffany says I GOT THIS, DADS.
SO, YOU HEARD, HUH?

Mikey says DID YOU KNOW TOO?

Tiffany says I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE ONE
TO TELL YOU THAT THERE WASN'T
A POT OF GOLD AT THE END
OF THE RAINBOW.

Mikey says THERE ISN'T?

Tiffany says OOPS.

Mikey says WHAT IS THIS?
SHATTER MIKEY'S DREAMS DAY?

Tiffany says YOU JUST GO BACK IN.
YOU CAN'T QUIT NOW.

Mikey says YEAH I CAN.

Tiffany says YOU KNOW WHAT HELPS ME WHEN
I'M FEELING LIKE THIS?
SOME FRESH...

Mikey says FRESH WHAT, FRUIT?

Tiffany says AIR, FRESH AIR.
I KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE IS
DON'T MAKE DECISIONS WHILE
YOU'RE UPSET.

Mikey says HEY, SIRS.
I QUIT.

Jayden says OKAY, THEN.
WELL, UH, WE'LL POP LANCE
ON STANDBY THEN.

Evan says BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR
MIND WE'LL SEE YOU AT 10AM
SHARP TOMORROW, OKAY?

A song plays that goes I AM SUPER ANGRY NOW
SO, I'LL JUST RIDE MY BIKE
REAL FAST
OH, I THINK MY WHEEL'S
WOBBLING
OH NO, SOMETHING'S WRONG!
THIS IS BAD
OH IT'S BAD
I WISH I HAD THOUGHT THIS
THROUGH
THIS IS A SAD SONG ABOUT
MIKEY...
(GRUNTING)
RIDING HIS BIKEY

As he rides back, he loses a wheel on his bike.

He says CRAP.

Dad comes along and says HEY, BOY.

Mikey says DADDY.

Dad says WHAT HAPPENED?
COME ON, YOU CAN TELL ME.

Mikey says I QUIT THE TOURNAMENT.

Dad says YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS A BOY,
BOY, I HAD THE BEST FOOTY
CARD COLLECTION.
ONE DAY, I TOOK THEM TO SCHOOL,
AND THIS KID MAHE STOLE SOME.

Mikey says WHAT AN EGG.

Dad says HERE'S THE THING.
THE GUILT ATE AT HIM.
NEXT DAY HE GAVE THEM BACK
AND SAID SORRY.

Mikey says WHAT DID YOU DO?

Dad says NEVER TALKED TO HIM AGAIN.

Mikey says GOOD.

Dad says NO, BOY, IT'S BAD.
A FEW YEARS LATER HE LEFT
THE SCHOOL.
I NEVER GOT TO SAY THANKS FOR
BEING HONEST.

Mikey says BUT HE LIED TO YOU.

Dad says EVERYONE DESERVES A SECOND
CHANCE.

Mikey says I WANT TO GO HOME.

Dad says ONLY A FEW MORE BLOCKS, BOY.

Mikey says NO, HOME HOME.
TO NZ.

Dad says I KNEW HOWIE WASN'T REAL TOO.

Mikey says I CAN'T PLAY.
I THOUGHT HOWIE WAS MY "WHY."
WITHOUT HIM, I'M NOTHING.

Dad says HOWIE IS HERE.
YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY.
WE ALL BELIEVE IN YOU, BOY.
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR YOUR "WHY."
YOU'VE ALREADY GOT IT.

Mikey says CAN I MAKE IT BETTER?

Dad says THE BIKE?

Mikey says THAT... MOSTLY MY FRIENDS
AND STUFF.

Dad says DO YOU THINK YOU CAN?

Mikey says WELL, A WISE MAN ONCE SAID
EVERYBODY DESERVES A SECOND
CHANCE.

Dad says WHO SAID THAT?

Mikey says JUST SOME OLD FELLA.

Dad says EH, NOT THAT OLD BOY.

Mikey says I GOTTA GO.
THANKS, DAD.
YOU'RE THE BEST.

Dad says YEAH, YEAH.

Mikey runs to the barber shop and says OI, MUSTAFA!

Mustafa says WE'RE CLOSED, BRO.

Mikey says YOU SEEN SALWA?

Mustafa says AGES AGO, BUT SHE'S GONE NOW.

Mikey says SHE SAY WHERE?

Mustafa says NO.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

Mikey runs into Kevin on the street and says KEVIN.

Kevin says WELL, WELL, WELL.

Mikey says YOU GO FOR A SWIM?

Kevin says FUNNY, NO.
SPIN.

Mikey says SPIN?

Kevin says EPIC GROUP EXERCISE.
LIKE BEING IN A NIGHT CLUB
ON A BIKE WITH PUMPING NINETIES
TUNES.
ON WEEKENDS, THEY UNLEASH THE
MIRROR BALL.
IT'S ACE.

Mikey says STILL NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
BUT YOU SEEN JERRY?

Kevin says NOPE.

Mikey says REALLY?

Kevin says NO.

Mikey says KNOW WHERE HE IS?

Kevin says NO.

Mikey says WAIT, YOU MEAN NO AS IN
"NO, YOU REALLY DO," OR NO AS
IN "NO YOU REALLY DON'T"?

Kevin says OPTION TWO.

Mikey says THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME
WHEN I-- HANG ON A MINUTE.
ACTUALLY, I CAN'T THINK OF
A WORSE TIME THAN THIS.
THIS IS THE WORST OF THE WORST
TIMES FOURTEEN.

Kevin says NO, WAIT!
KEVIN, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
IF JERRY'S STILL GOT HIS TABLET
ON HIM, WHICH OF COURSE HE WILL,
THEN TODAY MAY JUST BE YOUR
LUCKY DAY.
(BEEPING)

He looks at his phone and says GOT HIM!
EMU VALLEY SPORTING COMPLEX.

Mikey says YOU'RE TRACKING JERRY?

Kevin says JERRY'S TRACKING YOU.

Mikey says WAIT, JERRY'S TRACKING ME?

Kevin says YEAH, AND I'M TRACKING JERRY
TRACKING YOU.

Mikey says KEVIN, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

Kevin says LITERALLY, JUST SAID THAT.

He runs to the sporting complex.

Sitting at a table, Jerry turns to Mikey and says QUITE THE SIGHT, ISN'T IT?

Mikey says YEAH, IT IS.

Salwa says WHAT?

Mikey says I SAID YEAH, IT IS.

Salwa says I THOUGHT YOU QUIT.

Mikey says WHAT?

Salwa says I SAID I THOUGHT YOU-- NEVER
MIND.
JUST GET OVER HERE.

Mikey says HOW YOU GUYS GOING?

Salwa says ALL RIGHT.

Jerry says NOT BAD.

Salwa says HOW ABOUT YOU?

Mikey says GOOD.

Jerry says GOOD.

Salwa says GOOD.

Jerry says MAHAKI, PLEASE SIT.

Mikey says YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A SHOW
ON TV ABOUT KIDS WHO WOULD WORK
TOGETHER TO TURN INTO A
SUPER-ROBOT AND DEFEAT EVIL
ALIEN VILLAINS.

Salwa says WHAT'S IT CALLED?

Mikey says VOLBROM.
ANYWAY, YOU BOTH LIED TO ME.

Jerry says NOT MY FINEST HOUR.

Salwa says ME EITHER.

Mikey says BUT, I KNOW WHY YOU DID.

Jerry says MAHAKI...

Mikey says JUST LET ME...

Jerry says SORRY.

Mikey says I WAS WORKING ON IT ON THE
WAY HERE.
WE DID THINGS I NEVER THOUGHT
WE COULD, WELL, BECAUSE WE WERE
ALL DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE
ROBOT.

Jerry says WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

Mikey says TOGETHER WE ARE VOLBROM.
WE ARE A SUPER-ROBOT.

Salwa says YOU'RE BEING METAPHORICAL,
HUH?

Mikey says YEAH.

Salwa says GET TO THE POINT THEN.

Mikey says I'LL PLAY...
AND I FORGIVE YOU.

Jerry says WE'RE STILL FRIENDS?

Mikey says BBFS FOREVER!

Salwa says IT'S BFF, BEST FRIENDS
FOREVER.

Mikey says NO, BBFS.
BEST BROS FOREVER.

Salwa says HEY, WE SHOULD MAKE SOME
T-SHIRTS.
MY COUSIN'S GOT A PRINTING
PRESS IN HIS GARAGE.

Jerry says GREAT IDEA.

Mikey says PROMISE ME SOMETHING.

Salwa says WHAT?

Mikey says NEVER LIE TO ME AGAIN.
EVEN IF IT'S SOMETHING TINY AND
YOU THINK, "OH MIKEY WON'T MIND
IF I LIE TO HIM ABOUT THAT."

Salwa says WE WON'T.

Jerry says PROMISE.

Mikey says SWEAR?

Jerry says PINKIE SWEAR.

Salwa says ALL RIGHT, BROS, WHO WANTS
TO SERVE?

Mikey says JERRY CAN.

Jerry says ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE READY.

Salwa says GOOD LUCK.

Jerry says LET'S GO.

They start playing handball.

Music plays as the end credits roll.

Salwa says WHY DID THE POLICE GIVE
THE SHEEP A TICKET?
BECAUSE HE WAS A BAAAD DRIVER.