A caption reads "TVO Kids presents."

Colourful animated letters with googly eyes jump around and form the name "Wacky Word Songs."

A song says IT's THE WACKY WACKY WORD SONGS.
OH YEAH.

Zoey is in her early teens, with long straight brown hair and wears brown trousers, a polka dotted yellow sweater and a denim jacket.

In the attic, Zoey says DO YOU EVER WISH THE ALPHABET
COULD BE BACKWARDS?
YOU WOULD IF YOU WERE ME.
MY NAME, ZOEY, BEGINS WITH Z, SO
AT SCHOOL WHEN WE HAVE TO LINE
UP IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER, I
ALWAYS COME LAST.
WHEN MY TEACHERS TAKE
ATTENDANCE, THEY START WITH KIDS
WHOSE NAMES START WITH A, THEN
B, THEN C.
I HAVE TO WAIT A LONG TIME.
LONG ENOUGH TO WONDER...
WHY EXACTLY DO WE USE
ALPHABETICAL ORDER SO MUCH?
AND LONG ENOUGH TO WRITE A SONG
WITH THE ANSWER.

(music plays)

Zoey sings a song that says A, B, C, D, E, F, G
ALPHABETICAL ORDER IS
SOMETHING TO DREAD.
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
WHEN YOUR NAME IS ZOEY WITH A
Z.
Q, R, S, T, U, V
I NEVER COME FIRST.
ATTENDANCE TIME IS THE
WORST.
I'LL WAIT AND I'LL WAIT TILL
THEY GET TO THE Z.
I'LL BE COVERED WITH COBWEBS,
GREY HAIRS ON MY HEAD.

She snores.

(SNORING)

The song continues Y AND Z

In the classroom, Zoey raises her hand and says HERE.

The song continues BUT EVEN IF I HAVE TO WAIT.
ALPHABETICAL ORDER IS PRETTY
GREAT.
IT HELPS YOU LOOK UP WORDS AND
SONGS.
FIND LIBRARY BOOKS, AND SORT
LISTS THAT ARE SUPER LONG.
CAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO
SING ALONG.

A long list of names starting with different letters rolls.

The song continues A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V
W X Y AND...
ZOEEEEEEEEY!

The song ends.

Zoey says ALPHABETICAL ORDER IS REALLY
USEFUL.
IT HELPS YOU SORT THINGS INTO
LISTS, AND THEN FIND THEM AGAIN.
YOU CAN USUALLY FIND ME AT THE
END, CAUSE I'M ZOEY WITH A Z.

A caption reads "Apartment 11 production."