A caption reads "TVO Kids presents."

Colourful animated letters with googly eyes jump around and form the name "Wacky Word Songs."

A song says IT's THE WACKY WACKY WORD SONGS.
OH YEAH.

Zoey is in her early teens, with long straight brown hair and wears brown trousers, a polka dotted yellow sweater and a denim jacket.

In the attic, Zoey says I JUST DID MY BACK-TO-SCHOOL
SHOPPING: JEANS, SCIENCE
GOGGLES, GYM SHORTS,
SCISSORS.
WAIT A SEC.
WHY DO ALL THOSE WORDS HAVE
AN "SASS" SOUND ON THE END?
USUALLY AN "S" ON THE END MEANS
MORE THAN ONE THING, BUT I ONLY
GOT ONE PAIR OF JEANS, ONE PAIR
OF GOGGLES, ONE PAIR OF SHORTS,
ONE PAIR OF SCISSORS.
FOR SOME REASON, WE THINK OF
THESE THINGS AS PAIRS, SORT OF
LIKE TWIN PARTS.
THAT'S WHY THEY GET
AN "S" AT THE END.
HERE'S A SONG ABOUT THAT.

(music plays)

On a stage, Zoey sings a song that says I'VE GOT THE "FEELS LIKE
SOMETHING'S MISSING" BLUES.
SOME THINGS SHOULD
ALWAYS COME IN TWOS.
WITH JUST ONE
SCISSOR, I CAN'T CUT.
WITH JUST ONE
TWEEZER, I CAN'T PLUCK.
IF I ONLY HAD ONE LEGGING,
WELL DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I'D
BE
BEGGING, FOR SOMETHING TO
COVER MY LEG THAT IS BARE.
SOME WORDS SHOULD
ALWAYS BE A PAIR!
IF I ONLY HAD HALF OF GLASSES
TO HELP ME SEE THE BOARD IN
CLASSES, I'D HAVE
TO SQUINT AND STARE!
GLASSES ARE ALWAYS A PAIR!
SOME WORDS SHOULD
ALWAYS BE A PAIR!
I'VE GOT THE "FEELS LIKE
SOMETHING'S" MISSING BLUES.
AND IF MY SONG'S A BIT SAD,
IT'S NOT JUST ONE BLUE THAT I
HAD.
I HAD THE "FEELS LIKE
SOMETHING'S MISSING" BLUES.
YEAH, BLUES ALWAYS COME IN
TWOS.

The song ends.

Zoey says SOME WORDS, LIKE SHORTS, JEANS,
GOGGLES, AND SCISSORS, HAVE AN
"S" AT THE END BECAUSE THEY
SEEM LIKE THEY'RE A PAIR.
CUT!

A caption reads "Apartment 11 production."