Transcript: Terrible Twosday
(Cheery music plays)
A person sings, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
The numberblocks one, two, three, four and five run beside each other.
They and the singer sing, NUMBERBLOCKS!
The person sings, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN.
The numberblocks six, seven, eight, nine and ten float beside each other.
They and the singer sing, NUMBERBLOCKS!
The person sings, ONE AND ANOTHER ONE IS TWO
AND ANOTHER ONE IS…
Three one numberblocks form to make a new numberblock.
The numberblock says, ME!
The person sings, THAT'S THREE!
Three juggles three red balls.
The person sings, FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.
The numberblocks float together.
The person sings, TIME FOR SOME NUMBER FUN
YOU CAN COUNT ON US
WE'RE THE NUMBERBLOCKS!
Text reads, NumberBlocks.
(Space music plays)
In outer space, two small spaceships fly towards a planet .
Numberblocks say, WHEE!
They giggle. Two orange numberblock twos fly in the spaceships heading towards the planet. One of the twos wears a purple mask, the other wears a blue mask.
The two in the purple mask asks, HOW MANY TWOS IS TOO
MANY TWOS, AMIGO?
The two in the blue mask says, LET'S FIND OUT WITH A GAME OF
HOW MANY TWOS!
The twos laugh. They fly towards the planet. A blue five numberblock plays hopscotch. A purple six numberblock watches.
Five counts, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
HUH?
Five and Six turn to the two spaceships flying above them
A computer says, FACTOR BEAM SET,
DIVIDE INTO TWOS.
The two in the purple mask rubs their hands together. A beam releases from under their spaceship. Six is lifted by the beam.
(Whooshing)
Six says, WHOO!
The two in the purple mask giggles.
Six asks, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Five says, YIKES!
Five jumps and hides in a bush. Five peaks over the bush to watch the spaceship.
The two in the purple mask says, LET'S FIND OUT HOW MANY TWOS
THERE ARE IN SIX.
The two presses a button in their spaceships.
Two counts, ONE…
Six separates to become an orange two numberblock and a green four numberblock.
The orange two says, HEY!
The two in the purple mask counts, TWO…
The green four separates, now leaving three different orange two numberblocks floating under the spaceship.
The second two numberblock says, STOP THAT!
The two in the purple mask says, AND THREE!
The last two numberblock says, WHOA!
The two in the purple mask says, THERE ARE THREE TWOS IN SIX.
The two in the purple mask presses a button and the spaceship beam lets go of the three twos. They fall to the ground.
They say, WHOA!
Two of the twos try and climb on the third two, but bump into each other.
(Grunting)
The spaceship lowers towards them and they gasp.
They say, WOAH!
The twos duck and the spaceship leaves.
The two in the purple mask says, HAPPY TERRIBLE "TWOSDAY",
EVERYONE.
The two flies away in their spaceship. The two in the blue mask follows in their spaceship.
The two in the blue mask says, OR SHOULD THAT BE EVERY-TWO?
The two in the blue mask laughs and flies away. Five stands from their hiding spot in the bush. They gasp and run from the bush. On a skate ramp, a white, red and green fourteen numberblock rides a skateboard down the ramp. Fourteen wears a helmet.
Fourteen says, WHOO-HOO!
Fourteen slides down the other end of the ramp.
They say, HEH-HEH!
The two twos approach fourteen in their spaceships. Fourteen turns to look at them.
Fourteen says, WHOA!
The two in the blue mask says, TARGET ACQUIRED.
The two laughs and presses a button in the spaceship. Fourteen gasps. They look surprised. Fourteen drops their skateboard. A purple eight jumps in front of fourteen. Eight has eight tentacle like arms and legs.
Eight says, NEVER FEAR, FOURTEEN, I'VE
DEALT WITH THE TERRIBLE TWOS
BEFORE.
OCTO-BLOCK SHIELD!
Eight transforms into a new shape.
Eight counts, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT…YIKES!
Eight is lifted by a beam coming from the spaceship that the two in the blue mask travels in.
The two counts, ONE…
An orange two numberblock separates from eight, leaving a six numberblock.
The two numberblock says, HEY!
The two in the blue mask counts, TWO…
A two numberblock separates from six, leaving a green four numberblock.
The second two says, HEY!
The two in the blue mask counts, THREE…
The four numberblock separates, making two more orange two numberblocks.
One of the new twos says, HEY!
The two in the blue mask counts, FOUR!
The last two says, HEY!
The two in the purple mask flies their spaceship beside the other two’s spaceship.
The two in the purple mask says, THERE ARE FOUR TWOS IN EIGHT.
YOU'RE IN THE LEAD, AMIGO, BUT
NOT FOR LONG!
The numberblock fourteen looks scared. The two in the purple mask captures fourteen with their spaceship beam and pulls them up.
Fourteen says, WHOA!
The two in the purple mask counts, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
SIX, SEVEN!
The two in the purple mask separates fourteen into twos and lines them up.
The 7 twos say, OH, PRETTY!
Different colour lights highlight the twos.
The two in the purple mask says, THERE ARE SEVEN TWOS IN
FOURTEEN.
BEAT THAT!
The two in the purple mask releases the twos and they fall to the ground.
(Grunting)
One of the twos says, WOAH!
Five says, EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO LEND A
HAND.
Five runs through the scattered twos. The two spaceships approach numberblock seventeen. Seventeen is red and white with colourful blocks on its head.
Seventeen says, WHOA!
Seventeen grabs an easel and paint brush.
They say, HOLD STILL.
The spaceships reach seventeen.
The two in the blue mask says, SEVENTEEN IS GREATER THAN
14, SO THIS SHOULD PUT ME BACK
IN THE LEAD.
The two in the blue mask lifts seventeen with the spaceships beam.
Seventeen says, WHOA!
(Whooshing)
Seventeen says, HEY!
The two in the blue mask splits seventeen into numberblocks of two, and one red numberblock.
One of the twos says, HEY!
(Grunting)
One of the twos says, HEY!
A purple light flashes around the twos.
The spaceship computer says, REMAINDER ALERT,
REMAINDER ALERT.
THERE ARE EIGHT TWOS IN 17,
AND ONE LEFT OVER.
The remaining leftover one is highlighted.
The computer says, REMAINDER, ONE.
Red and white light flashes around the two in the blue mask’s spaceship.
The two in the blue mask says, NO!
The numberblocks fall from the spaceships beam.
They say, WHAT…
On the ground, the blocks stack to form seventeen.
Seventeen says, …AN EXPERIENCE!
I MUST PAINT IT.
Seventeen paints on the easel.
One of the twos in a spaceship says, WHOA!
A spaceship flies away. Five joins seventeen and gasps.
The two in the blue mask says, WOAH!
They gasp and lose control of their spaceship. They crash and the door opens.
(Grunting)
The two in the blue mask hops out of the seat in the spaceship.
The two asks, WHERE'S THAT RESET SWITCH?
The two jumps out of the spaceship.
They say, AHA!
The two slides under their spaceship. Five runs over and jumps in the spaceship.
Five says, YOU'VE GOTTA HAND IT TO ME.
Five takes control of the spaceship and closes the door. Five flies off in the spaceship.
Five says, WHEE!
The two in the blue mask says, HEY!
The spaceship computer says, FACTOR BEAM RESET.
DIVIDE INTO FIVES.
Ahead of five, a red and white ten that looks like a rocket, dodges spaceship of the two in the purple mask.
Ten says, HA, YOU CAN'T CATCH ME…
Ten squeals when they are captured in five’s beam. Ten separates and becomes two five numberblocks.
The five in the spaceship says, OOPS, I'VE DIVIDED 10 INTO
TWO FIVES.
The two fives are released from the beam and land on the ground beside each other.
They say, HUH.
They bump into each other but nothing happens.
They say, UH?
They look confused. Elsewhere, seventeen paints on an easel. Seventeen smiles.
The five in the spaceship says, WHOA!
Fives spaceships beam captures fourteen.
Five says, SORRY, LEARNER DRIVER.
Seventeen is split into three fives and one two.
The spaceships computer says, REMAINDER ALERT,
REMAINDER ALERT.
THERE ARE THREE FIVES IN 17
AND TWO LEFT OVER.
REMAINDER TWO.
Lights flash on fives spaceship.
The five in the spaceship says, OOH!
I THINK I'VE GOT THE HANG OF IT
NOW.
THE TWO'S FACTOR BEAM DIVIDES
YOU INTO TWOS, AND MY FACTOR
BEAM DIVIDES YOU INTO FIVES.
The spaceship gently shakes.
Five says, BUT ONLY IF THERE ARE NO BLOCKS
LEFT OVER.
The separated blocks fall from the factor beam.
They say, WOAH!
They land on the ground. The separated blocks jump back together to form numberblock seventeen.
Seventeen says, OH!
Five lands the spaceship near seventeen.
Seventeen says, WHAT CAN I SAY, THERE'S JUST
NO DIVIDING SOME PEOPLE.
Five jumps out of the spaceship. Seventeen laughs. Five looks around the spaceship and gasps.
Five says, I KNOW HOW TO STOP THE
TERRIBLE TWOS, AND I KNOW WHO
CAN STOP THEM.
Five separates into a green four and a red one.
One says, MISSION ACCEPTED.
One jumps into the spaceship seat and the door closes.
The spaceship says, FACTOR BEAM RESET,
DIVIDE INTO ONES.
One flies the spaceship. The two in the blue mask looks scared and gasps.
The two says, UH-OH!
The two runs. One follows in the spaceship.
They screams, AH!
One captures the two in the blue mask with the spaceships beam.
One asks, HOW MANY ONES IN TWO?
The two in the blue mask separates into ones.
The one in the spaceship says, TWO OF COURSE!
The ones drop down from the beam.
One of them says, BAH!
They land on the ground.
Both the ones say, DOUBLE BAH!
The ones look mad. The two in the purple mask chases eighteen in its spaceship. Two laughs evilly.
Eighteen says, WOAH.
The two in the purple mask giggles. The one in the other spaceship starts to catch up with the two in the purple mask. Two looks worried.
Two says, OH, OH, WHOA.
The one in the other spaceship captures the two in the purple mask with their spacesbips beam.
One says, NEVER ANY REMAINDERS WHEN YOU
SPLIT INTO ONES.
One splits the two into two red ones.
Together, the split ones say, BAH!
Back on land, Five stands with eight with the four ones between them.
Eight says, WELL, WELL, AREN'T YOU
THE NAUGHTY ONES.
Eight laughs.
Five says, DON'T WORRY, THE FACTOR BEAM
WEARS OFF IN TIME.
Eight says, WELL, I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE
HAVING ANY MORE TROUBLE FROM, WAIT!
Eight looks around.
Eight asks, WHERE HAVE THEY GONE?
The four ones have turned back into the twos with their masks. They sit in their spaceships and laugh.
Together, they say, WATCH THE SKIES!
The twos fly away from five and eight and into outer space.
They laugh and say, WOO-WEE!
(Cheery music plays)
Writers Ciaran Murtagh and Andrew Jones.
Creator Joe Elliot.
Executive producers for Alphablocks Ltd. Joe Elliot and Oil Hyatt. Executive Producer for CBeebies Joel Wilenius.
Bluezoo. Alphablocks. For BBC, CBeebies. BBC.
A person sings, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
The numberblocks one, two, three, four and five run beside each other.
They and the singer sing, NUMBERBLOCKS!
The person sings, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN.
The numberblocks six, seven, eight, nine and ten float beside each other.
They and the singer sing, NUMBERBLOCKS!
The person sings, ONE AND ANOTHER ONE IS TWO
AND ANOTHER ONE IS…
Three one numberblocks form to make a new numberblock.
The numberblock says, ME!
The person sings, THAT'S THREE!
Three juggles three red balls.
The person sings, FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.
The numberblocks float together.
The person sings, TIME FOR SOME NUMBER FUN
YOU CAN COUNT ON US
WE'RE THE NUMBERBLOCKS!
Text reads, NumberBlocks.
(Space music plays)
In outer space, two small spaceships fly towards a planet .
Numberblocks say, WHEE!
They giggle. Two orange numberblock twos fly in the spaceships heading towards the planet. One of the twos wears a purple mask, the other wears a blue mask.
The two in the purple mask asks, HOW MANY TWOS IS TOO
MANY TWOS, AMIGO?
The two in the blue mask says, LET'S FIND OUT WITH A GAME OF
HOW MANY TWOS!
The twos laugh. They fly towards the planet. A blue five numberblock plays hopscotch. A purple six numberblock watches.
Five counts, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
HUH?
Five and Six turn to the two spaceships flying above them
A computer says, FACTOR BEAM SET,
DIVIDE INTO TWOS.
The two in the purple mask rubs their hands together. A beam releases from under their spaceship. Six is lifted by the beam.
(Whooshing)
Six says, WHOO!
The two in the purple mask giggles.
Six asks, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Five says, YIKES!
Five jumps and hides in a bush. Five peaks over the bush to watch the spaceship.
The two in the purple mask says, LET'S FIND OUT HOW MANY TWOS
THERE ARE IN SIX.
The two presses a button in their spaceships.
Two counts, ONE…
Six separates to become an orange two numberblock and a green four numberblock.
The orange two says, HEY!
The two in the purple mask counts, TWO…
The green four separates, now leaving three different orange two numberblocks floating under the spaceship.
The second two numberblock says, STOP THAT!
The two in the purple mask says, AND THREE!
The last two numberblock says, WHOA!
The two in the purple mask says, THERE ARE THREE TWOS IN SIX.
The two in the purple mask presses a button and the spaceship beam lets go of the three twos. They fall to the ground.
They say, WHOA!
Two of the twos try and climb on the third two, but bump into each other.
(Grunting)
The spaceship lowers towards them and they gasp.
They say, WOAH!
The twos duck and the spaceship leaves.
The two in the purple mask says, HAPPY TERRIBLE "TWOSDAY",
EVERYONE.
The two flies away in their spaceship. The two in the blue mask follows in their spaceship.
The two in the blue mask says, OR SHOULD THAT BE EVERY-TWO?
The two in the blue mask laughs and flies away. Five stands from their hiding spot in the bush. They gasp and run from the bush. On a skate ramp, a white, red and green fourteen numberblock rides a skateboard down the ramp. Fourteen wears a helmet.
Fourteen says, WHOO-HOO!
Fourteen slides down the other end of the ramp.
They say, HEH-HEH!
The two twos approach fourteen in their spaceships. Fourteen turns to look at them.
Fourteen says, WHOA!
The two in the blue mask says, TARGET ACQUIRED.
The two laughs and presses a button in the spaceship. Fourteen gasps. They look surprised. Fourteen drops their skateboard. A purple eight jumps in front of fourteen. Eight has eight tentacle like arms and legs.
Eight says, NEVER FEAR, FOURTEEN, I'VE
DEALT WITH THE TERRIBLE TWOS
BEFORE.
OCTO-BLOCK SHIELD!
Eight transforms into a new shape.
Eight counts, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT…YIKES!
Eight is lifted by a beam coming from the spaceship that the two in the blue mask travels in.
The two counts, ONE…
An orange two numberblock separates from eight, leaving a six numberblock.
The two numberblock says, HEY!
The two in the blue mask counts, TWO…
A two numberblock separates from six, leaving a green four numberblock.
The second two says, HEY!
The two in the blue mask counts, THREE…
The four numberblock separates, making two more orange two numberblocks.
One of the new twos says, HEY!
The two in the blue mask counts, FOUR!
The last two says, HEY!
The two in the purple mask flies their spaceship beside the other two’s spaceship.
The two in the purple mask says, THERE ARE FOUR TWOS IN EIGHT.
YOU'RE IN THE LEAD, AMIGO, BUT
NOT FOR LONG!
The numberblock fourteen looks scared. The two in the purple mask captures fourteen with their spaceship beam and pulls them up.
Fourteen says, WHOA!
The two in the purple mask counts, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
SIX, SEVEN!
The two in the purple mask separates fourteen into twos and lines them up.
The 7 twos say, OH, PRETTY!
Different colour lights highlight the twos.
The two in the purple mask says, THERE ARE SEVEN TWOS IN
FOURTEEN.
BEAT THAT!
The two in the purple mask releases the twos and they fall to the ground.
(Grunting)
One of the twos says, WOAH!
Five says, EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO LEND A
HAND.
Five runs through the scattered twos. The two spaceships approach numberblock seventeen. Seventeen is red and white with colourful blocks on its head.
Seventeen says, WHOA!
Seventeen grabs an easel and paint brush.
They say, HOLD STILL.
The spaceships reach seventeen.
The two in the blue mask says, SEVENTEEN IS GREATER THAN
14, SO THIS SHOULD PUT ME BACK
IN THE LEAD.
The two in the blue mask lifts seventeen with the spaceships beam.
Seventeen says, WHOA!
(Whooshing)
Seventeen says, HEY!
The two in the blue mask splits seventeen into numberblocks of two, and one red numberblock.
One of the twos says, HEY!
(Grunting)
One of the twos says, HEY!
A purple light flashes around the twos.
The spaceship computer says, REMAINDER ALERT,
REMAINDER ALERT.
THERE ARE EIGHT TWOS IN 17,
AND ONE LEFT OVER.
The remaining leftover one is highlighted.
The computer says, REMAINDER, ONE.
Red and white light flashes around the two in the blue mask’s spaceship.
The two in the blue mask says, NO!
The numberblocks fall from the spaceships beam.
They say, WHAT…
On the ground, the blocks stack to form seventeen.
Seventeen says, …AN EXPERIENCE!
I MUST PAINT IT.
Seventeen paints on the easel.
One of the twos in a spaceship says, WHOA!
A spaceship flies away. Five joins seventeen and gasps.
The two in the blue mask says, WOAH!
They gasp and lose control of their spaceship. They crash and the door opens.
(Grunting)
The two in the blue mask hops out of the seat in the spaceship.
The two asks, WHERE'S THAT RESET SWITCH?
The two jumps out of the spaceship.
They say, AHA!
The two slides under their spaceship. Five runs over and jumps in the spaceship.
Five says, YOU'VE GOTTA HAND IT TO ME.
Five takes control of the spaceship and closes the door. Five flies off in the spaceship.
Five says, WHEE!
The two in the blue mask says, HEY!
The spaceship computer says, FACTOR BEAM RESET.
DIVIDE INTO FIVES.
Ahead of five, a red and white ten that looks like a rocket, dodges spaceship of the two in the purple mask.
Ten says, HA, YOU CAN'T CATCH ME…
Ten squeals when they are captured in five’s beam. Ten separates and becomes two five numberblocks.
The five in the spaceship says, OOPS, I'VE DIVIDED 10 INTO
TWO FIVES.
The two fives are released from the beam and land on the ground beside each other.
They say, HUH.
They bump into each other but nothing happens.
They say, UH?
They look confused. Elsewhere, seventeen paints on an easel. Seventeen smiles.
The five in the spaceship says, WHOA!
Fives spaceships beam captures fourteen.
Five says, SORRY, LEARNER DRIVER.
Seventeen is split into three fives and one two.
The spaceships computer says, REMAINDER ALERT,
REMAINDER ALERT.
THERE ARE THREE FIVES IN 17
AND TWO LEFT OVER.
REMAINDER TWO.
Lights flash on fives spaceship.
The five in the spaceship says, OOH!
I THINK I'VE GOT THE HANG OF IT
NOW.
THE TWO'S FACTOR BEAM DIVIDES
YOU INTO TWOS, AND MY FACTOR
BEAM DIVIDES YOU INTO FIVES.
The spaceship gently shakes.
Five says, BUT ONLY IF THERE ARE NO BLOCKS
LEFT OVER.
The separated blocks fall from the factor beam.
They say, WOAH!
They land on the ground. The separated blocks jump back together to form numberblock seventeen.
Seventeen says, OH!
Five lands the spaceship near seventeen.
Seventeen says, WHAT CAN I SAY, THERE'S JUST
NO DIVIDING SOME PEOPLE.
Five jumps out of the spaceship. Seventeen laughs. Five looks around the spaceship and gasps.
Five says, I KNOW HOW TO STOP THE
TERRIBLE TWOS, AND I KNOW WHO
CAN STOP THEM.
Five separates into a green four and a red one.
One says, MISSION ACCEPTED.
One jumps into the spaceship seat and the door closes.
The spaceship says, FACTOR BEAM RESET,
DIVIDE INTO ONES.
One flies the spaceship. The two in the blue mask looks scared and gasps.
The two says, UH-OH!
The two runs. One follows in the spaceship.
They screams, AH!
One captures the two in the blue mask with the spaceships beam.
One asks, HOW MANY ONES IN TWO?
The two in the blue mask separates into ones.
The one in the spaceship says, TWO OF COURSE!
The ones drop down from the beam.
One of them says, BAH!
They land on the ground.
Both the ones say, DOUBLE BAH!
The ones look mad. The two in the purple mask chases eighteen in its spaceship. Two laughs evilly.
Eighteen says, WOAH.
The two in the purple mask giggles. The one in the other spaceship starts to catch up with the two in the purple mask. Two looks worried.
Two says, OH, OH, WHOA.
The one in the other spaceship captures the two in the purple mask with their spacesbips beam.
One says, NEVER ANY REMAINDERS WHEN YOU
SPLIT INTO ONES.
One splits the two into two red ones.
Together, the split ones say, BAH!
Back on land, Five stands with eight with the four ones between them.
Eight says, WELL, WELL, AREN'T YOU
THE NAUGHTY ONES.
Eight laughs.
Five says, DON'T WORRY, THE FACTOR BEAM
WEARS OFF IN TIME.
Eight says, WELL, I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE
HAVING ANY MORE TROUBLE FROM, WAIT!
Eight looks around.
Eight asks, WHERE HAVE THEY GONE?
The four ones have turned back into the twos with their masks. They sit in their spaceships and laugh.
Together, they say, WATCH THE SKIES!
The twos fly away from five and eight and into outer space.
They laugh and say, WOO-WEE!
(Cheery music plays)
Writers Ciaran Murtagh and Andrew Jones.
Creator Joe Elliot.
Executive producers for Alphablocks Ltd. Joe Elliot and Oil Hyatt. Executive Producer for CBeebies Joel Wilenius.
Bluezoo. Alphablocks. For BBC, CBeebies. BBC.
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