A blue slate pops into view; the title of the show is overwritten in capital golden letters. It reads "The lady vocab show."

Professor P says IT IS THE LADY
VOCAB SHOW, STARRING MYSELF
PROFESSOR P YOUR HOST, AND I'M
JOINED BY OUR MASTER WORDSMITH,
LADY VOCAB!

A sound of applause is heard.

Professor P is in his late twenties; he has short, dark, curly hair, a moustache and dark rimmed square glasses. He’s wearing a dark grey sweater over a white shirt and tie.

Lady Vocab says THANKS PROFESSOR
P, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK THE
WORD?

Lady Vocab is in her thirties; she has straight blond hair in a bob and wears a plastic striped black and white dress that reads "window shuttle, machine package, magnetic over" with black leather gloves and square futuristic white glasses.
She stands in front of an old fashioned metal microphone.
A sign behind her reads "Vocab" in a column decreasing in size.

Professor P turns around and uncovers a whiteboard with the word "Mischief" written on it and says YES MY LADY, THE
WORD OF THIS WEEK IS MISCHIEF!
IT IS A NOUN, SO A PERSON, PLACE
OR THING, AND IT IS AN ACTIVITY
THAT CAUSES ANNOYANCE OR STIRS
UP TROUBLE.

Lady Vocab says AS IN MY SISTER
LIKES TO CAUSE MISCHIEF TO ANNOY
ME.

A shiny purple caption pops up on screen; it reads "Mischief"

Professor P says MY BROTHER LOVES
TO CAUSE MISCHIEF TO DO THE SAME
THING!

Lady Vocab takes off her glasses and says REALLY?
WELL YOU KNOW PROFESSOR P, WHEN
I WAS JUST A YOUNG GIRL, GROWING
UP, DREAMING OF BEING A STAR AND
HAVING A LARGE VOCABULARY MY
SISTER USED TO HIDE THE
DICTIONARY, SHE USED TO CAUSE
TROUBLE, STIR UP MISCHIEF.
SHE SANG ME THIS SONG WOULD YOU
LIKE TO HEAR IT?

Professor P says YES, I'D LOVE
TO, WHEN?

Lady Vocab points to his keyboard and says NOW.

She spells out the word and the letters pop up on screen

She says M-I-S-C-H-I-E-F
M-I-S-C-H-I-E-F
M-I-S-C-H-I-E-F
M-I-S-C-H-I-E-F
OH THERE'S A LONG LIST

Professor P says MISCHIEF,
MISCHIEF.

Lady Vocab dances as she sings I'M UP TO
MISCHIEF

Professor P says MISCHIEF
MISCHIEF!

Lady Vocab says I ONLY MEANT TO
BEHAVE
I'M UP TO MISCHIEF
I ONLY WANTED TO PLAY

Professor P says NO NO NO!
MISCHIEF!

Lady Vocab says MISCHIEF
MISCHIEF...

The word slides across the screen and flashes on it again and again.

Professor P says THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR TUNING IN GUYS.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME AND
UNTIL THEN STAY OUT OF MISCHIEF.

[Music playing]

They keep dancing as the image fades to black.