A blue slate pops into view; the title of the show is overwritten in capital golden letters. It reads "The lady vocab show."

Professor P says IT'S THE LADY
VOCAB SHOW, STARRING MYSELF
PROFESSOR P AS YOUR HOST, AND
I'M JOINED AS ALWAYS BY OUR
WIZARD OF THE WORDS, LADY VOCAB!

Professor P is in his late twenties; he has short, dark, curly hair, a moustache and dark rimmed square glasses. He’s wearing a dark grey sweater over a white shirt and tie.

Lady Vocab says THANKS PROFESSOR
P, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK THE
WORD?

Lady Vocab is in her thirties; she has straight blond hair in a bob and wears a plastic striped black and white dress that reads "window shuttle, machine package, magnetic over" with black leather gloves and square futuristic white glasses.
She stands in front of an old fashioned metal microphone.
A sign behind her reads "Vocab" in a column decreasing in size.

Professor P stands in front of a keyboard and says OH YES, MY LADY.
THE WORD OF THE WEEK IS

He turns around and uncovers a whiteboard as he reads CLEVER.
IT IS AN ADJECTIVE, THAT IS A
WORD THAT DESCRIBES ANOTHER WORD
AND IT MEANS SKILFUL, NIMBLE,
MENTALLY QUICK AND RESOURCEFUL.

Lady Vocab says AS IN, PROFESSOR
P IS A VERY CLEVER PROFESSOR.

A shiny green caption pops into view; it reads "Clever."

Professor P says YES THAT'S...
OH YES, THAT'S GREAT!
THANK YOU, YOU'RE CLEVER!

Lady Vocab says NO, NO YOU'RE
CLEVER.

Professor P says NO YOU'RE THE
CLEVER ONE.

Lady Vocab takes off her glasses and says ACTUALLY,
PROFESSOR P WHEN I WAS A YOUNG
GIRL GROWING UP, DREAMING OF
BEING A STAR, MY MOTHER USED ONE
WORD TO DESCRIBE ME.

Professor P says WHAT WAS THE
WORD?

Lady Vocab points to the keyboard and spells the Word out.

He plays a tune.

She says C-L-E-V-E-R

Lady Vocab dances and sings THAT'S WHAT YOU
NEED TO BE A STAR
ON THE STAGE
OR IN SCHOOL
CLEVER'S ALWAYS COOL
I HAD TO BE CREATIVE
TO GET FAR
I HAD TO USE MY BRAIN
TO BE A STAR
WHEN YOU USE WORDS
YOU USE BEFORE NEVER
YOU'RE CLEVER CLEVER CLEVER.

They dance as the word slides on the screen and flashes.

Professor P sings THANK YOU
THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR TUNING
IN
SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

She says CLEVER, CLEVER, CLEVER

The image fades to black.