A blue slate pops into view; the title of the show is overwritten in capital golden letters. It reads "The lady vocab show."

Professor P says HELLO BOYS AND
GIRLS, WELCOME TO THE LADY VOCAB
SHOW, I'M YOUR HOST PROFESSOR P,
AND WITH ME AS ALWAYS OUR DAME
OF LIPSTICK AND LINGUISTICS,
LADY VOCAB!

Professor P is in his late twenties; he has short, dark, curly hair, a moustache and dark rimmed square glasses. He’s wearing a dark grey sweater over a white shirt and tie.

Lady Vocab says THANK YOU
PROFESSOR P, ARE YOU READY TO
ROCK THE WORD?

Lady Vocab is in her thirties; she has straight blond hair in a bob and wears a plastic striped black and white dress that reads "window shuttle, machine package, magnetic over" with black leather gloves and square futuristic white glasses.
She stands in front of an old fashioned metal microphone.
A sign behind her reads "Vocab" in a column decreasing in size.

Professor P stands in front of a keyboard and says OH YES, MY LADY.
THE WORD OF THIS WEEK IS

He turns around and uncovers a whiteboard as he reads BASHFUL.
A WORD WHICH MEANS EASILY
EMBARRASSED, SHY OR TIMID.

Lady Vocab takes off her glasses and says AS IN, WHEN I
USED TO PERFORM I WAS VERY
BASHFUL.

Professor P says NO YOU WERE
HUMBLE.

Lady Vocab says NO THAT WAS LAST
WEEKS WORD.
BUT SERIOUSLY PROFESSOR P, WHEN
I WAS A YOUNG GIRL, GROWING UP,
DREAMING OF BECOMING A STAR, I
DIDN'T THINK I COULD DO IT.
I WAS EMBARRASSED, SHY, TIMID!
I WAS BASHFUL.

Professor P says OH STOP BEING
HUMBLE.
YOU, NO!
YOU'RE AMAZING WITH WORDS,
YOU'RE A LEGEND.

Lady Vocab says OH, THANKS
PROFESSOR P, BUT SERIOUSLY I WAS
VERY...

She points to the keyboard and he plays a tune.

Lady Vocab spells out the word and says B-A-S-H-F-U-L

As she says the word a shiny green caption pops on the screen.

As they dance to the beat, she sings
B-A-S-H-F-U-L
SOMETIMES I'M EMBARRASSED TO
TELL YOU, I'M SHY, I'M NERVOUS
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
DIDN'T LIKE TO SPEAK UP
I WAS TIMID
AND I'D GET FLUSHED
BUT ALL I AM IS BASHFUL
BASHFUL TIMID AND SHY

The word slides and flashes on screen.

Professor P says THANK YOU FOR
TUNING IN BOYS AND GIRLS, WE'LL
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FOR A BRAND
NEW EPISODE OF THE LADY VOCAB
SHOW.

Lady Vocab sings BASHFUL, BASHFUL, BASHFUL

They dance and the image fades to black.