A blue slate pops into view; the title of the show is overwritten in capital golden letters. It reads "The lady vocab show."

Professor P says HELLO AT HOME,
YOU'RE WATCHING AN EPISODE OF
THE LADY VOCAB SHOW WITH ME,
PROFESSOR P YOUR HOST, AND I'M
JOINED BY OUR QUEEN OF GRAMMAR
AND GLAMOUR, LADY VOCAB!

Professor P is in his late twenties; he has short, dark, curly hair, a moustache and dark rimmed square glasses. He’s wearing a dark grey sweater over a white shirt and tie.

Lady Vocab says THANK YOU
PROFESSOR P ARE YOU'RE READY TO
ROCK THE WORD?

Lady Vocab is in her thirties; she has straight blond hair in a bob and wears a plastic striped black and white dress that reads "window shuttle, machine package, magnetic over" with black leather gloves and square futuristic white glasses.
She stands in front of an old fashioned metal microphone.
A sign behind her reads "Vocab" in a column decreasing in size.

Professor P stands in front of his keyboard and says WHY YES, MY
LADY.
THE WORD OF THIS WEEK IS,

He turns around, uncovers a white board and reads DELIGHT.
NOW THIS IS A SPECIAL WORD
BECAUSE IT IS BOTH A NOUN, A
PERSON PLACE OR THING, AND A
VERB.
AN ACTION WORD IF YOU WILL.
IT COULD BE A THING THAT GIVES
GREAT PLEASURE, A NOUN, OR
SOMETHING YOU TAKE GREAT
PLEASURE FROM, A VERB.

Lady Vocab says AS IN I DELIGHT
IN PERFORMING WITH YOU PROFESSOR
P.

The word appears on screen.

Professor P says WELL THANK YOU
SO MUCH LADY VOCAB AS DO I.

Lady Vocab takes off her glasses and says YOU KNOW, WHEN I
WAS A LITTLE GIRL, GROWING UP,
DREAMING ABOUT BECOMING A STAR,
THE ONE THING THAT GAVE ME TRUE
PURE PLEASURE AND HAPPINESS WERE
WORDS.

Professor P says RIGHT BACK AT
YOU, I LOVE WORDS.

Lady Vocab says I JUST GOT SO
MUCH JOY, AND HAPPINESS I THINK
WE NEED TO SING ABOUT IT.

She points to the keyboard and says HIT IT.

He plays a tune and she spells out the word.

Lady Vocab says D-E-L-I-G-H-T

The word appears on screen.

Lady Vocab dances and sings THAT'S WHAT
WORDS DO GIVE TO ME
I DELIGHT IN HAVING
A BIG VOCABULARY
I DELIGHT IN KNOWING
SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY
I TAKE DELIGHT IN EACH
AND EVERY WAY
DELIGHT IS DYNAMITE.
ALWAYS REMEMBER TO USE YOUR
WORDS!

They keep dancing as the word slides on screen and flashes.

Professor P says YES!
REMEMBER TO USE YOUR WORDS.
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS DELIGHTFUL
EPISODE OF THE LADY VOCAB SHOW,
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

[music playing]

The image fades to black.