A blue slate pops into view; the title of the show is overwritten in capital golden letters. It reads "The lady vocab show."

Professor P says HELLO, AND
WELCOME TO THE LADY VOCAB SHOW.
I'M PROFESSOR P, YOUR HOST, AND
NOW IT'S TIME TO BREAK IT DOWN
WITH HER HIP HIGHNESS OF THE
WORDS, LADY VOCAB!

Professor P is in his late twenties; he has short, dark, curly hair, a moustache and dark rimmed square glasses. He’s wearing a dark grey sweater with a silver "P" on it, over a white shirt and tie.

Lady Vocab says THANKS,
PROFESSOR P!
ARE YOU READY TO BOUNCE WITH A
NEW WORD?

Lady Vocab is in her thirties; she has straight blond hair in a bob and wears a plastic striped black and white dress that reads "window shuttle, machine package, magnetic over" with black leather gloves and square futuristic white glasses.
She stands in front of an old fashioned metal microphone.
A sign behind her reads "Vocab" in a column decreasing in size.

Professor P stands in front of a keyboard and says OH YES, MILADY.
THE WORD OF THIS WEEK
IS...

He turns around and uncovers a whiteboard as he reads ACCELERATE!
IT IS A VERB, AN ACTION WORD,
WHICH MEANS TO CAUSE FASTER OR
GREATER ACTIVITY, MOVEMENT OR
PROGRESS.

Lady Vocab says OH, AS IN YOU
ACCELERATE WHEN YOU DRIVE A CAR?

The word pops into view in large purple block letters.

Professor P says THAT'S RIGHT,
MILADY, A CAR SPEEDS UP!

Lady Vocab takes off her glasses and says YOU KNOW, THAT
REMINDS ME, PROFESSOR P, OF WHEN
I WAS JUST A YOUNG GIRL GROWING
UP, ONE TIME I HAD TO SPEED UP!

Professor P says OH, DO TELL.

Lady Vocab says ONE MORNING, I
OVERSLEPT!

Professor P gasps in horror

Lady Vocab says SO I HAD TO PACK
MY BAG, DO MY HAIR, EAT MY
BREAKFAST AND MAKE IT TO SCHOOL
BEFORE THE BELL!

Professor P says WOAH, QUITE A
LIST OF TO-DO'S MILADY, HOW DID
YOU MAKE IT IN TIME?!

Lady Vocab opens her arms and says THE KEY WAS
ACCELERATING!

Professor P says ACCELERATING?

Lady Vocab says EXACTLY!
I DID EVERYTHING I NORMALLY DO
IN MY MORNING ROUTINE, ONLY
FASTER.

Professor P points at her and says OH, SO WHEN YOU
WERE PACKING YOUR BAGS...

Lady Vocab says FASTER!

Professor P says BRUSHING YOUR
TEETH...

Lady Vocab says FASTER, BUT JUST
AS THOROUGHLY.

Professor P says HOW ABOUT ON
YOUR WALK TO SCHOOL?

Lady Vocab says WELL, I JUST KEPT
WALKING AND WALKING, UNTIL I
PICKED UP MY PACE AND THEN
EVENTUALLY I WAS JOGGING AND I
MADE IT TO SCHOOL BEFORE THE
BELL!

Professor P says OH, SO BY
SPEEDING UP YOUR MORNING
ROUTINE, YOU WERE ABLE TO DO
EVERYTHING YOU NORMALLY DO, ONLY
IN LESS TIME.

Lady Vocab says YOU GOT IT!

She points to the keyboard as she says HIT IT!

She spells out the word as the letters pop into view.

She says A-C-C-E-L-E-R-A-T-E

She dances and sings INCREASE SPEED OR ACTIVITY
IT'S A LAW OF SCIENCE

He sings IT'S GRAVITY

She sings WHEN YOU'RE STANDING AROUND,
WHY DO YOU WAIT
IF YOU WANT TO MOVE FASTER
YOU'VE GOT TO ACCELERATE

The word slides across the screen and flashes in shiny purple as she sings
FASTER NOW
ACCELERATE
ACCELERATE

Professor P says WOAH, THANK YOU
FOR TUNING IN AND CHECKING IN
WITH TODAY'S LESSON ABOUT
ACCELERATING.
HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!
PHEW!
THE LADY VOCAB SHOW, WE'LL SEE
YOU NEXT TIME.

She moves her head and sings ACCELERATE

[Music playing]

They keep dancing as the image fades to black as a logo of TVO kids appears on screen.