A blue slate pops into view; the title of the show is overwritten in capital golden letters. It reads "The lady vocab show."

Professor P says HELLO, AND
WELCOME TO THE LADY VOCAB SHOW.
I'M YOUR HOST, PROFESSOR P, AND
NOW, LET'S WELCOME WITH THE PHD
IN THE SCIENCE OF SAYINGS, THE
WORD WIZARD HERSELF, LADY
VOCAB, EVERYBODY!

Professor P is in his late twenties; he has short, dark, curly hair, a moustache and dark rimmed square glasses. He’s wearing a dark grey sweater with a silver "P" on it, over a white shirt and tie.

Lady Vocab says THANKS, PROFESSOR
P, ARE YOU READY TO WIGGLE TO
SOME NEW WORDS?

Lady Vocab is in her thirties; she has straight blond hair in a bob and wears a plastic striped black and white dress that reads "window shuttle, machine package, magnetic over" with black leather gloves and square futuristic white glasses.
She stands in front of an old fashioned metal microphone.
A sign behind her reads "Vocab" in a column decreasing in size.

Professor P stands in front of a keyboard and says INDEED, MILADY,
THE WORD OF THIS WEEK IS...

He turns around as he reads EXPERIMENT, AS IN A TEST OR
TRIAL TO DISCOVER OR PROVE
SOMETHING, AS IN, IT TAKES MANY
EXPERIMENTS TO PROVE A
SCIENTIFIC THEORY.

Lady Vocab says YOU KNOW,
PROFESSOR P, THAT'S NOT THE ONLY
TYPE OF EXPERIMENT.

Professor P says LIKE ONE WITHOUT
A TEST TUBE?

Lady Vocab takes off her glasses and says EXACTLY, YOU
KNOW, PROFESSOR P, WHEN I WAS
GROWING UP ,A YOUNG GIRL
DREAMING OF EDUCATION AND
ENTERTAINMENT, I KNEW ONE THING.

Professor P says WHAT WAS THAT?

Lady Vocab says THAT LIFE WAS ONE
BIG EXPERIMENT, AND IN ORDER TO
FIGURE IT ALL OUT, I NEEDED SOME
TRIAL AND ERROR.

Professor P says I TOTALLY KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN, LIKE LAST WEEK,
AT THE BIG WIG DINER!
INSTEAD OF TRYING REGULAR POTATO
FRENCH FRIES, I TRIED SWEET
POTATO FRENCH FRIES, AND THE
RESULTS WERE EXCELLENT!

Lady Vocab says NO I'M TALKIN'
BIGGER, THINK BIGGER EXPERIMENT!

Professor P says OH, WELL, UH,
LIKE THIS SEASON, I'M TRYING OUT
A "P" ON THIS SWEATER, AND I
THINK IT'S BRINGING OUT MY EYES.

Lady Vocab says NO, EVEN BIGGER,
STILL, PROFESSOR!
I'M THINKING,

She opens her arms as she says YOU'RE GOING TO BE
THE STAR.
TRY OUT AN EXPERIMENT!

Professor P says WELL, AS IN
SINGING, ME, I MEAN WITH YOU,
USUALLY I DO BACK UP.

Lady Vocab says NO-NO-NO, YOU'RE
GOING TO BE RAPPING.
READY?

She points to the keyboard and says HIT IT!

Professor P says OKAY.

[Music playing]

Lady Vocab says THIS IS THE
PROFESSOR P EXPERIMENT!
BUCKLE YOUR SAFETY BELTS 'CAUSE
HERE WE GO.
AH-AH.

She spells out the Word and the letters pop into view.

She says E-X-P-E-R-I-M-E-N-T

Then she sings IT'S DISCOVERY

He sings WHEN YOU TRY SOMETHING NEW,
YOU'VE NEVER DONE

LOST THREE TIMES AND THEN
YOU'VE WON
WHEN IT'S TOTALLY NEW AND
YOU'VE JUST BEGUN
AN EXPERIMENT CAN BE REALLY
FUN
IF YOU NEVER TRY, YOU'LL NEVER
KNOW
AN EXPERIMENT IS THE WAY TO
GO

She raps EXPERIMENT

He says TRY IT OUT

She says EXPERIMENT

He says TRY IT OUT

The word flashes on screen in bright purple.

Lady Vocab says WELL, THERE YOU
HAVE IT, VOCAB FANS, HE'S JUST
ANOTHER BIG EXPERIMENT, HERE ON
THE VOCAB SHOW.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, TRY IT
OUT!

She giggles and dances as the image fades to black.

[Music playing]

They keep dancing as the image fades to black and a logo of TVO Kids appears.