[MUSIC PLAYING]

The opening slate displays the show title in sparkly, golden letters against a blue background. It reads "The Lady Vocab Show."

Professor P says HELLO AND
WELCOME TO
THE LADY
VOCAB SHOW!

Professor P is in his late twenties and has short, black, curly hair. He wears thick, black glasses, a black sweater with a big, silver letter "P" in the middle, a white shirt, and a black tie.

He continues I'M YOUR HOST,
PROFESSOR P,
AND NOW
JOINING ME
IS THE ONE
AND ONLY
DICTIONARY
DAMSEL,
LADY VOCAB!

Professor P stands in front of a board covered by a black cloth, and next to a keyboard. Lady Vocab stands nearby next to a microphone. Behind them, there is a white sign that reads "LADY VOCAB."
Lady Vocab is in her late-twenties and has shoulder-length, blonde hair, with long bangs and fury, blonde ears. She wears sparkly, silver glasses, a striped white-and-black dress with very pointy shoulders and several words written on it. She also wears black, elbow-length gloves, and black, knee-high boots.

She says THANKS,
PROFESSOR P!
ARE YOU READY
TO DIVE
INTO A
NEW DEFINITION?

He says HEY, NICE MOVES,
MILADY.
INDEED,
WE SHALL LEARN.
THIS WEEK'S WORD
IS AUTHENTIC!

He pulls the cloth and uncovers a white board that reads "AUTHENTIC."

He continues IT IS AN
ADJECTIVE
WHICH MEANS REAL,
TRUTHFUL,
AND GENUINE.
NOT FAKE
OR COPIED.

She says AS IN MY LOVE
FOR BOOKS
IS
AUTHENTIC?

Stars flash on screen and a purple caption reads "Authentic."

He says THAT'S
RIGHT!
THERE'S NOTHING
FAKE ABOUT
YOU OR YOUR
LOVE FOR BOOKS!

She says TO BE
AUTHENTIC,
YOU NEED TO BE
YOURSELF!

He says AGREED,
MILADY.
YOU,
FOR EXAMPLE,
SING ABOUT THE
DEFINITIONS
OF WORDS, AND
YOUR SONGS ROCK!

She says OH THANKS,
PROFESSOR,
AND YOU'RE A
TEACHER WITH
SOME PRETTY
NEAT DANCE MOVES!

He says HEY, YOU REALLY
THINK SO?
I'VE BEEN
PRACTICING!

She says WHY DON'T
WE GIVE
THE
PEOPLE AT HOME,
AN AUTHENTIC
SHOW!

He says OH, I KNOW
WHERE THIS
IS GOING!

She says HIT IT!

Professor P hits a key on his keyboard.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Stars flash on screen. Lady Vocab spells as a caption reads "A U T H E N T I C."

She then sings NOT FAKE
OR COPIED

Professor P dances and sings YOU'RE THE
REAL DEAL
THE GENUINE
THING

Lady Vocab sings ORIGINAL
WONDERFUL
AND UNIQUE
LIKE AN AUTHENTIC
ANTIQUE
FAKING IT CAN BE
SUCH A FEAT
HONEST
AND TRUE
IN MY BOOKS
I CAN TELL WITH
JUST ONE LOOK

He says HEY, YOU'RE
AUTHENTIC

She says THE REAL DEAL

He says AUTHENTIC

She says TRUE LOOK
AND FEEL

He says AUTHENTIC

She says THE
GENUINE THING

He says AUTHENTIC

She says ORIGINAL
AND UNIQUE

They both sing AUTHENTIC

Lady Vocab does the robot and sings OH, OH, OH,
OH, OH

They both sing AUTHENTIC

He says HEY, THANKS FOR
JOINING US.
WE HOPE YOU
WILL YOU GUYS
TUNE IN NEXT
WEEK,
FOR A
BRAND NEW
BUT AUTHENTIC
EPISODE
OF
THE
LADY VOCAB SHOW!

Lady Vocab sings AH, OH, OH

The show ends.
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