[MUSIC PLAYING]

The opening slate displays the show title in sparkly, golden letters against a blue background. It reads "The Lady Vocab Show."

Professor P says HELLO,
WORD FANS,
AND WELCOME TO
THE
LADY VOCAB SHOW.

Professor P is in his late twenties and has short, black, curly hair. He wears thick, black glasses, a black sweater with a big, silver letter "P" in the middle, a white shirt, and a black tie.

He continues I'M YOUR
HUMBLE HOST,
PROFESSOR P,
AND NOW,
GET READY FOR
THE WORDSMITH
OF WONDER,
LADY VOCAB!

Professor P stands in front of a board covered by a black cloth, and next to a keyboard. Lady Vocab stands nearby next to a microphone. Behind them, there is a white sign that reads "LADY VOCAB."
Lady Vocab is in her late-twenties and has shoulder-length, blonde hair, with long bangs and fury, blonde ears. She wears sparkly, silver glasses, a striped white-and-black dress with very pointy shoulders and several words written on it. She also wears black, elbow-length gloves, and black, knee-high boots.

She says THANKS,
PROFESSOR P!
ARE YOU READY
TO GET
WILD
WITH WORDS?

He says YOU BET YOUR
LEXICON!
TODAY'S
WORD IS PONDER!

He pulls the cloth and uncovers a white board that reads "PONDER."

He continues IT IS A VERB
WHICH MEANS
TO CONSIDER
SOMETHING DEEPLY
AND THOROUGHLY,
MEDITATE.
IT'S
JUST REALLY,
REALLY DEEP
THINKING.

She says YOU KNOW,
PROFESSOR P,
WHEN I WAS GROWING
UP,
DREAMING OF
BECOMING A STAR,
I...

[MUSIC PLAYING]

He says YOU?

Lady Vocab gets lost in thought.

He continues LADY VOCAB?

She says OH SORRY!
I WAS JUST
THINKING
REALLY
DEEPLY ABOUT
WHAT TO SING
ABOUT TODAY
AND I...

He says AND YOU
WHAT?

She says I'M SORRY,
I'M JUST PONDERING
ABOUT WHAT
TO SING
ABOUT AND I JUST
KEEP GETTING LOST
IN THOUGHT
AND I...

He says I'VE GOT
THE SOLUTION!

She says WHAT?
WHAT'S
THAT?

He says WHY NOT SING
ABOUT PONDERING?

She says WHY NOT?
HIT IT!

Professor P hits a key on his keyboard.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Stars flash on screen. Lady Vocab spells as a caption reads "P O N D E R."

He sings WHEN YOU THINK
CAREFULLY
YOU CAN
GO FAR

She sings SO WHAT
TO DO
JUST TAKE A
MOMENT OR TWO

He sings TO CONSIDER
SOMETHING
QUITE A LOT

She sings USE YOUR
BRAIN AND
GIVE IT ALL
YOU GOT

They both sing as a caption reads "PONDER, PONDER."

She sings THINK AND
MEDITATE

They both sing as a caption reads "PONDER, PONDER."

She sings THE SOLUTION
IS GREAT

They both sing as a caption reads "PONDER, PONDER."

She sings USE WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN TAUGHT

They both sing as a caption reads "PONDER, PONDER."

She sings IT'S JUST
THINKING A LOT

He says TUNE IN
NEXT WEEK
FOR A BRAND
NEW EPISODE
OF
THE LADY
VOCAB SHOW,
AND UNTIL THEN,
ENJOY GETTING
LOST IN
THOUGHT!

She says PONDER, PONDER

The show ends.
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