[MUSIC PLAYING]

The opening slate displays the show title in sparkly, golden letters against a blue background. It reads "The Lady Vocab Show."

Professor P says LIVE FROM THE
SET OF
THE LADY
VOCAB SHOW!

Professor P is in his late twenties and has short, black, curly hair. He wears thick, black glasses, a black sweater with a big, silver letter "P" in the middle, a white shirt, and a black tie.

He continues I'M YOUR HOST,
PROFESSOR P,
AND JOINING ME
NOW IS SHE WHO
SINGS THE WISDOM
OF WORDS,
LADY VOCAB!

Professor P stands in front of a board covered by a black cloth, and next to a keyboard. Lady Vocab stands nearby next to a microphone. Behind them, there is a white sign that reads "LADY VOCAB."
Lady Vocab is in her late-twenties and has shoulder-length, blonde hair, with long bangs and fury, blonde ears. She wears sparkly, silver glasses, a striped white-and-black dress with very pointy shoulders and several words written on it. She also wears black, elbow-length gloves, and black, knee-high boots.

She says THANKS,
PROFESSOR P!
ARE YOU READY
TO...

He sneezes and she continues ARE YOU
OKAY?
OH YES,
WHY OF COURSE,
MILADY.
THE WORD OF
THIS WEEK IS...
INFECTIOUS!

He sighs and pulls the cloth and uncovers a white board that reads "AUTHENTIC."

He continues IT IS AN ADJECTIVE
WHICH MEANS
SOMETHING THAT
IS LIKELY TO
SPREAD OR
INFLUENCE OTHERS...
QUICKLY.

He sneezes.

She gives him a suspicious look and says LIKE YOUR COLD,
PERHAPS?

He says AH YES, MILADY,
LIKE MY COLD.
DON'T WORRY,
I WON'T PASS
IT ON
TO YOU.
THIS IS NOT
HOW I WANT
TO REMEMBER LEARNING
ABOUT INFECTIOUS.

She scoffs and says INFECTIOUS
DOESN'T JUST
REFER TO
DISEASES.
IT CAN REFER
TO A LAUGH.

He says A LAUGH?

They both laugh and she says SEE!
I SUPPOSE!
IF SOMEONE
ELSE LAUGHS,
IT'S EASIER FOR YOU
TO LAUGH ALONG
BECAUSE LAUGHTER
IS INFECTIOUS!

Stars flash on screen and a purple caption reads "Infectious."

He says YOU KNOW, I
NEVER THOUGHT OF
IT THAT WAY,
MILADY.

She says IT'S ALL ABOUT
HOW YOU
LOOK AT THINGS,
RIGHT PROFESSOR?
KNOW WHAT ELSE
IS INFECTIOUS?

He says WHAT'S
THAT?

She says THIS!
HIT IT!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Stars flash on screen. Lady Vocab dances and spells as a caption reads "I N F E C T I O U S."

She then sings IT REALLY
SPREADS
LIKE A COLD
OR A LAUGH
IT CAN BE
GOOD OR BAD

He sings LIKE A NEW
IDEA
THAT IS
HATCHING
IT CAN BE
REALLY CATCHY

She sings as a caption reads "INFECTIOUS."

He sings IT'S SOMETIMES
HARD TO TELL

She sings as a caption reads "INFECTIOUS."

She continues YOU CAN
CATCH IT
FROM SOMEONE
ELSE

He sings INFECTIOUS
IT'S SPREADING
EVERYWHERE

She sings INFECTIOUS
EVEN IN
THE AIR

He says HEY, WHETHER
IT'S A COLD
OR A LAUGH
OR A SONG,
YOU CAN ALL
BE INFECTIOUS.
JOIN US NEXT
WEEK
FOR A BRAND
NEW EPISODE OF
THE LADY VOCAB
SHOW.

He sneezes and continues INFECTIOUS
GESUNDHEIT.
YEAH.

He chuckles and dances.

A narrator says THE LADY VOCAB
SHOW IS FILMED
LIVE BEFORE A
STUDIO AUDIENCE.

The show ends.
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