A blue slate pops into view; the title of the show is overwritten in capital golden letters. It reads "The lady vocab show."

Professor P says YOU'VE TUNED IN TO THE
LADY VOCAB SHOW WITH ME,
PROFESSOR P, YOUR HOST
AND A STAR IN THE SHAPE OF
LADY VOCAB!

Professor P is in his late twenties; he has short, dark, curly hair, a moustache and dark rimmed square glasses. He’s wearing a dark grey sweater with a silver "P" on it, over a white shirt and tie.

Lady Vocab says THANKS, PROFESSOR P.
ARE YOU READY TO
PARTY WITH YOUR WORDS?

Lady Vocab is in her thirties; she has straight blond hair in a bob and wears a plastic striped black and white dress that reads "window shuttle, machine package, magnetic over" with black leather gloves and square futuristic white glasses.
She stands in front of an old fashioned metal microphone.
A sign behind her reads "Vocab" in a column decreasing in size.

Professor P stands in front of a keyboard and says INDEED, MY LADY.
LET'S KICK THINGS
OFF WITH...

He turns to a screen behind him that reads PERFORM.

She says OOH, AS IN LATER ON YOU AND
I WILL
PERFORM
A SONG?

The word perform appears in large purple block letters.

He says RIGHT.
PERFORM IS A VERB WHICH
COULD MEAN TWO THINGS.
EITHER TO ENTERTAIN AN
AUDIENCE BY DANCING,
SINGING OR ACTING.
OR TO FULFILL OR
ACCOMPLISH A TASK.

She opens her arms as she says WE DO ALL KINDS
OF THAT STUFF...
SING, DANCE,
DEFINE WORDS.
HOW'S THAT
FOR A TASK?

He says RIGHT YOU ARE,
MY LADY.
AND, YOU KNOW,
THAT REMINDS ME
OF WHEN I WAS JUST A
YOUNG LAD GROWING TALL
DREAMING OF
BECOMING A TEACHER,
I USED TO BE AFRAID
OF PERFORMING.

She lowers her glasses and asks WHAT?
YOU, AFRAID OF
PERFORMING?!

He shrugs as he says I WAS AFRAID OF
MAKING A MISTAKE
IN FRONT OF
THE AUDIENCE.

She continues BUT THAT'S JUST PART
OF PERFORMING.
YOU MUST GO ON.

He says YOU'RE RIGHT.
I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY
SAY THE SHOW MUST GO ON.

She chuckles and says AND NOW, LOOK, YOU
PERFORM IN FRONT OF
THE TVO KIDS AT
HOME EVERY WEEK.

He says I'VE COME A LONG
WAY SINCE THEN.
I MEAN, I'M
MUCH TALLER.

He laughs and continues
THANKS FOR THE
ENCOURAGEMENT, MY LADY.
ANY TIME.

She says AND SPEAKING OF
PERFORMING, HIT IT!

She spells out the Word and the letters pop into view.

She says P-E-R-F-O-R-M

She sings YOUR AUDIENCE IS WATCHING
BETTER ENTERTAIN THEM
PERFORM
PERFORM
YOU CAN SING,
DANCE OR ACT

The word flashes on screen as they sing PERFORM
ON A STAGE,
THAT'S A FACT
PERFORM
A POEM OR A SONG
PERFORM
DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LONG
PERFORM
YOU'LL BE NUMBER ONE
PERFORM
JUST HAVE FUN

Professor P says HOPE YOU ENJOYED
THIS PERFORMANCE.
BE SURE TO CATCH
THE NEXT ONE
ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE
OF THE LADY VOCAB SHOW.
PERFORM
PERFORM...

They keep dancing as the image fades to black and a logo of TVO Kids appears.