(Upbeat dance music plays)

An animated blue slate shows the title "The Lady Vocab Show."

Professor P stands inside a dark space, next to a screen with the title of the show. He's in his twenties, with short curly black hair and a mustache. He's wearing glasses, a black sweater, white shirt and black tie.

He says PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM BECAUSE BY THE END YOU'LL KNOW A BRAND NEW WORD. I'M PROFESSOR P AND THIS IS THE LADY VOCAB SHOW. BUT NOT WITHOUT LADY VOCAB.

Lady Vocab wears a blond bob wig with an updo, flashy sparkling sunglasses and a black and white latex dress with the words "famous, sticker, graphic, fuzzy" on it and black gloves.

She says THANKS, PROFESSOR P. ARE YOU READY TO GET WORDY?

Professor P says OH, YES, MY LADY. THE WORD OF THE WEEK IS... STRATEGY. IT IS A NOUN WHICH MEANS A PLAN OF ACTION DESIGNED TO ACHIEVE A MAJOR OVERALL GOAL.

Lady Vocab says AS IN 'I ALWAYS HAVE A STRATEGY TO LEARN NEW WORDS'.

Professor P says CARE TO SHARE IT WITH YOUR FANS?

Lady Vocab says OF COURSE. I ALWAYS SING NEW WORDS.

Professor P says OH, AND WHAT A WINNING STRATEGY THAT IS.

Lady Vocab says THANKS, PROFESSOR. IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I JUST A YOUNG GIRL GROWING UP DREAMING OF BECOMING A STAR... I USED TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL.

Professor P says I VOLLEYED A BIT IN MY DAYS AS A STUDENT. AND I ACTUALLY PLAYED A GOOD SEASON ONCE.

Lady Vocab says HALFWAY THROUGH MY SEASON I DISCOVERED A HIDDEN TALENT.

Professor P says HIDDEN TALENT? WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?

Lady Vocab says I FOUND OUT THAT I WAS AN EXCELLENT STRATEGIST. I KNEW WHAT PLAYERS TO USE AND HOW TO SET UP GREAT VOLLEYBALL PLAYS.

Professor P says THAT'S FANTASTIC, MY LADY. AND DID YOU SHARE YOUR STRATEGIES WITH THE TEAM?

Lady Vocab says WHY, OF COURSE. MY COACH CALLED ME THE LADY WITH THE... HIT IT!

As music play, she sings S-T-R-A-T-E-G-Y STICKING TO THE PLAN MAKES IT EASY AS PIE FOLLOW THE STEPS OF YOUR STRATEGY TO REACH THE GOAL THAT YOU CLEARLY SEE THINK ABOUT IT, WRITE ABOUT IT KEEP IT IN YOUR MIND TAKE ACTION BIT BY BIT RESULTS IS WHAT YOU'LL FIND STRATEGY BUT HOW DO I GET WHAT I WANT? STRATEGY

Professor P says HOW DO I GET WHAT I WANT?

Lady Vocab says STRATEGY

Professor P says KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE.

Lady Vocab says YES, YES, STICKING TO THE PLAN MAKES IT EASY AS PIE STRATEGY

Professor P says OOH, THERE YOU HAVE IT.

Lady Vocab says STRATEGY

Professor P says THE LADY WITH THE STRATEGY BEFORE SHE WAS LADY VOCAB. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF THE LADY VOCAB SHOW, TEAM. BREAK!

Lady Vocab says STRATEGY...

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