A blue slate pops into view; the title of the show is overwritten in capital golden letters. It reads "The lady vocab show."

Professor P says HELLO, WORD FANS,
AND WELCOME TO...
I'M YOUR HUMBLE HOST,
PROFESSOR P.
AND NOW, GET READY FOR
THE ANTI OF ANTONYMS,
LADY VOCAB!

Professor P is in his late twenties; he has short, dark, curly hair, a moustache and dark rimmed square glasses. He’s wearing a dark grey sweater with a silver "P" on it, over a white shirt and tie.

Lady Vocab says THANKS,
PROFESSOR P.
ARE YOU READY TO SAMBA
WITH SOME SYNONYMS?

Lady Vocab is in her thirties; she has straight blond hair in a bob and wears a plastic striped black and white dress that reads "window shuttle, machine package, magnetic over" with black leather gloves and square futuristic white glasses.
She stands in front of an old fashioned metal microphone.
A sign behind her reads "Vocab" in a column decreasing in size.

Professor P stands in front of a keyboard and says I AM.
THE WORD TODAY IS

He turns to the screen and reads IMPROVE
WHICH IS A VERB THAT
MEANS TO MAKE BETTER,
TO USE TO GOOD
PURPOSE,
OR TO MAKE GOOD
ADDITIONS,
AS IN, LADY VOCAB,
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU CAN IMPROVE
ON PERFECTION.

She says OH, HO HO, YOU'RE
TOO KIND, PROFESSOR.

She takes her glasses off and says THAT REMINDS ME OF WHEN
I WAS JUST A YOUNG GIRL
GROWING UP, DREAMING
OF BECOMING A STAR.
I GOT MY FIRST JOB
IN TELEVISION.
I HAD A SHOW CALLED
ROOM TO IMPROVE.
IT WAS INTERIOR
DECORATING
WHERE WE TOOK
BORING OLD ROOMS
AND ADDED PIZZAZZ!

He says IT SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT SHOW.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
AN INTERIOR DESIGNER.

She says I'M NOT REALLY.
ALL I DID WAS
ADD ADJECTIVES
TO HOME IMPROVEMENT
STUFF LIKE,
WE COULD MAKE
THIS ROOM BETTER,
OR WE COULD PERFECT
THIS CLOSET.
I'M NOT MUCH OF AN
INTERIOR DESIGNER.
ALL I DID WAS ADD
STRIPES TO EVERYTHING.

He says WELL, I GUESS THERE IS
SOME ROOM TO IMPROVE.

She says YOU SAID IT.
HIT IT!

She spells out the Word and the letters pop into view.

She sings THERE'S ROOM TO
IMPROVE EVERYTHING
IT TAKE SOME WORK AND
PRACTICE FOR YOU
BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS
ADD EXTRA VALUE
MAKE SOMETHING BETTER;
MAKE A CHANGE
THERE'S JUST ONE
THING TO REARRANGE

The word flashes on screen as she sings
YOU'VE GOT
NOTHING TO LOSE
GOING UP.
IT'S A BETTER YOU
LOOK OUT FOR YOUR
ROOM TO IMPROVE.

Professor P says WE'LL SEE YOU
NEXT TIME, WORD FANS.


They keep dancing as the image fades to black and a logo of TVO Kids appears.