A blue slate pops into view; the title of the show is overwritten in capital golden letters. It reads "The lady vocab show."

Professor P says HELLO, WORD FANS,
AND WELCOME TO...
I'M YOUR HUMBLE HOST,
PROFESSOR P.
AND NOW GET READY FOR
THE SISTER OF SYNONYMS,
LADY VOCAB!

Professor P is in his late twenties; he has short, dark, curly hair, a moustache and dark rimmed square glasses. He’s wearing a dark grey sweater with a silver "P" on it, over a white shirt and tie.

Lady Vocab says THANKS,
PROFESSOR P.
ARE YOU READY TO
SHAKE, RATTLE
AND ROLL THIS
NEW WORD?

Lady Vocab is in her thirties; she has straight blond hair in a bob and wears a plastic striped black and white dress that reads "window shuttle, machine package, magnetic over" with black leather gloves and square futuristic white glasses.
She stands in front of an old fashioned metal microphone.
A sign behind her reads "Vocab" in a column decreasing in size.

Professor P stands in front of a keyboard and says I AM.
THE WORD TODAY IS

He turns to a screen behind him and reads GENUINE
WHICH IS AN ADJECTIVE
THAT MEANS AUTHENTIC,
OR REAL, AS IN,
YOU ARE
MY GENUINE FRIEND,
LADY VOCAB.

She says OH, PROFESSOR P,
YOU'RE SO SWEET.

She takes off her glasses and says THAT REMINDS ME OF WHEN
I WAS JUST A YOUNG GIRL
GROWING UP, DREAMING
OF BECOMING A STAR.
I ALSO WANTED TO BE
AN ARCHAEOLOGIST.

He says I CAN'T PICTURE
YOU DIGGING
IN THAT OUTFIT,
LADY VOCAB.

She says LET ME TELL YOU, IT
WAS A DUSTY AFFAIR.
ONE TIME I WAS DIGGING
I THOUGHT I FOUND
A GENUINE TYRANNOSAURUS
REX BONE!

He asks OH, YOU THOUGHT IT
WAS THE REAL DEAL?

She says I THOUGHT IT WAS THE
GENUINE ARTICLE.
BUT THEN I REALIZED IT
WAS JUST A CHICKEN BONE.

He says HMM.
BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS,
SO YOU WERE CLOSE.

She says CLOSE WON'T GET
ME INTO THE ROM.
HIT IT!

She spells out the Word and the letters pop into view.

She says I'M LOOKING FOR THE
AUTHENTIC THING
IT'S HARD TO TELL IF
IT'S THE REAL DEAL
SOMETIMES IT'S JUST A
LOOK AND A FEEL
A STORY OR A FRIEND
LIKE YOU!
YOU CAN'T HIDE OR PRETEND
IF YOU'RE GENUINE
IT'S THE REAL DEAL
THAT'S RIGHT.

The word pops up on the screen as she sings
A LOOK OR A FEEL

Professor P says GET OUT THERE AND BE A
GENUINELY NICE PERSON.
WE'LL SEE YOU
NEXT TIME.

She moves her arms back and says BACK STROKE!

They keep dancing as the image fades to black and a logo of TVO Kids appears.