[MUSIC PLAYING]

The opening slate displays the show title in sparkly, golden letters against a blue background. It reads "The Lady Vocab Show."

Professor P says HELLO AND
WELCOME TO
THE LADY
VOCAB SHOW!

Professor P is in his late twenties and has short, black, curly hair. He wears thick, black glasses, a black sweater with a big, silver letter "P" in the middle, a white shirt, and a black tie.

Professor P continues I'M YOUR HUMBLE HOST
PROFESSOR P,
AND NOW GET READY FOR
THE LADY OF LONG WORDS,
LADY VOCAB!

Professor P stands in front of TV. Lady Vocab stands nearby next to a microphone. Behind Lady Vocab is a white sign that reads "LADY VOCAB."

Lady Vocab is in her late-twenties and has shoulder-length, blonde hair, with long bangs and furry, blonde ears. She wears sparkly, silver glasses, a striped white-and-black dress with very pointy shoulders and several words written on it.

Lady Vocab says THANKS PROFESSOR P,
ARE YOU READY TO DIVE
INTO THE DICTIONARY?

Professor P says YOU BET YOUR BOOTS
MILADY, TODAY'S WORD IS:
DENOMINATOR
A NOUN WHICH IS THE BOTTOM
HALF OF A FRACTION.
AND THAT INDICATES THE
NUMBER OF EQUAL PARTS
INTO WHICH SOMETHING
IS DIVIDED.

Lady Vocab takes off her glasses and says OH, YOU KNOW PROFESSOR, THAT
REMINDS ME,
WHEN I WAS JUST A YOUNG GIRL,
GROWING UP, DREAMING OF BECOMING
A STAR, I HAD TO BUY THE
CLASS A PIZZA,

Professor P says HMMMM, YOU'RE MAKING
ME HUNGRY.
OH SORRY,
I WAS THE CLASS TREASURER,

Lady Vocab says BUT THERE WAS ONE STUDENT
IN THE CLASS, BILLY,
WHO WANTED A 12 SLICE PIZZA.

Professor P says THE MORE PIZZA, THE MERRIER.

Lady Vocab says OH, BUT WE COULDN'T
GO BROKE THE FIRST
PIZZA PARTY OF THE
YEAR, PROFESSOR.
NOW THERE WERE 10 STUDENTS,
SO I INSISTED WE GET A
10 SLICE PIZZA, AND THAT WAY
EACH STUDENT GETS ONE TENTH
OF THE PIZZA.
ONE SLICE!

Professor P says SOUNDS FAIR.

Lady Vocab says RIGHT!?
BUT I FOUND OUT BILLY WANTED
TWO TWELFTHS OF THE PIZZA
WELL I PUT A STOP
TO THAT GLUTTONY.

Professor P says OH, HO, I WOULDN'T
BLAME BILLY MYSELF,

Lady Vocab says I HAD A JOB TO
DO PROFESSOR.
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
HIT IT.

Lady Vocab sings D-E-N-O-M-I-N-A-T-O-R
IT'S THE BOTTOM NUMBER
IT'S THE NUMBER OF ALL
THE PARTS OF A WHOLE

Professor P says ALL OF THE PARTS ADD UP
TO THIS TOTAL!

Lady Vocab sings DENOMINATOR

Professor P says YES!

Lady Vocab sings ITS NO PROBLEM
DENOMINATOR
THE NUMBER ON THE BOTTOM
DENOMINATOR

Professor P says WELL THAT'S AL THE
PIZZA... I MEAN TIME
WE HAVE TODAY,
IT'S TIME FOR MY LUNCH.
SEE YOU NEXT TIME
ON THE LADY VOCAB SHOW.

Lady Vocab sings DENOMINATOR, THE
NUMBER ON THE BOTTOM
DENOMINATOR,
IT'S NO PROBLEM

The show ends.

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