[MUSIC PLAYING]

The opening slate displays the show title in sparkly, golden letters against a blue background. It reads "The Lady Vocab Show."

Professor P says HELLO WORD FANS,
WELCOME TO:
THE LADY VOCAB
SHOW!

Professor P is in his late twenties and has short, black, curly hair. He wears thick, black glasses, a black sweater with a big, silver letter "P" in the middle, a white shirt, and a black tie.

Professor P says I'M YOUR HUMBLE HOST
PROFESSOR P,
AND NOW GET READY FOR
THE LADY OF LYRICS,
LADY VOCAB!

Professor P stands in front of TV. Lady Vocab stands nearby next to a microphone. Behind Lady Vocab is a white sign that reads "LADY VOCAB."

Lady Vocab is in her late-twenties and has shoulder-length, blonde hair, with long bangs and furry, blonde ears. She wears sparkly, silver glasses, a striped white-and-black dress with very pointy shoulders and several words written on it.

Lady Vocab says THANKS PROFESSOR P,
ARE YOU READY TO
DELVE INTO THE
DICTIONARY?

Professor P says SURE WE ARE,
TODAY'S WORD IS
FRACTION, WHICH IS
A MATHEMATICAL TERM.
AND NOUN THAT MEANS
THAT A PART OF A
PIECE OF THE WHOLE,
AS IN IF WE DIVIDE
UP DESSERT, WE EACH GET
A FRACTION OF THE PIE.

Lady Vocab says OOH, OR AS IN UM, IF
WE DIVIDE UP THE PIE
INTO FOUR EQUAL PARTS,
WE EACH GET A QUARTER?

Professor P says UM HM, YES, YES,
THAT'S A LOT OF PIE
BUT YES MY LADY

Lady Vocab takes of her glasses and says THAT REMINDS ME PROFESSOR,
WHEN I WAS JUST A YOUNG
GIRL, GROWING UP,
DREAMING OF BECOMING
A STAR, I WAS PLAYING
IN THE SCHOOLYARD,
AND THE SCHOOL BULLY
TRIED TO STEAL MY
WHOLE CHOCOLATE BAR.

Professor P says HEY! HAD HE NEVER
HEARD OF SHARING?

Lady Vocab says APPARENTLY NOT, SO
I SAID IF WE SPLIT
IT IN TWO, WE EACH
GET HALF OF THE
CHOCOLATE BAR!

Professor P says THAT SEEMS LOGICAL,
DID IT WORK?

Lady Vocab says NO! SO I SAID, HEY
LOOK OVER THERE,
THERE'S A FLYING
DICTIONARY, AND THEN
I TOOK BACK MY WHOLE
CHOCOLATE BAR.

Professor P says HMM

Lady Vocab says BUT I STILL GAVE
HIM A QUARTER

Professor P says WELL I HOPE HE LEARNED
HIS LESSON AND HIS FRACTIONS.

Lady Vocab says ME TOO!
HIT IT!

Lady Vocab dances and sings DO THE FRACTION DANCE
DO THE FRACTION DANCE
HERE WE GO
IT'S ABOUT SHARING
WITH YOUR FRIEND

Professor P sings FRACTIONS MAKES
SHARING SO FUN,
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
DIVIDE UP A WHOLE ONE
FRACTIONS CAN BE
SO BREEZY,

Lady Vocab sings A PIECE OF PIE
OR YOUR TIME

Professor P sings WITH FRACTIONS,
WONDERFUL THINGS
TVO KIDS, I SEE THAT
THE SUM OF THE PARTS
DO MAKE UP THE WHOLE
SLICE UP SOME
FRACTIONS TODAY,
WE'LL SEE YOU
NEXT TIME.

Lady Vocab sings FRACTIONS, ALL YOU
DO IS DIVIDE.
FRACTIONS, FRACTIONS,
FRACTIONS, FRACTIONS.

The show ends.

TVO Kids. Copyright 2012: The Ontario Educational Communications Authority.