[MUSIC PLAYING]

The opening slate displays the show title in sparkly, golden letters against a blue background. It reads "The Lady Vocab Show."

Professor P says HELLO WORD FANS, AND
WELCOME TO:
LADY VOCAB SHOW.

Professor P is in his late twenties and has short, black, curly hair. He wears thick, black glasses, a black sweater with a big, silver letter "P" in the middle, a white shirt, and a black tie.

Professor P says I'M YOUR HUMBLE HOST
PROFESSOR P,
AND NOW GET READY FOR
YOUR SULTAN OF SYNONYMS,
LADY VOCAB!

Professor P stands in front of TV. Lady Vocab stands nearby next to a microphone. Behind Lady Vocab is a white sign that reads "LADY VOCAB."

Lady Vocab is in her late-twenties and has shoulder-length, blonde hair, with long bangs and furry, blonde ears. She wears sparkly, silver glasses, a striped white-and-black dress with very pointy shoulders and several words written on it.

Lady Vocab says THANKS PROFESSOR P,
ARE YOU READY TO
DELVE INTO THE
DICTIONARY?

Professor P says YOU BET YOUR STRIPES
MILADY, TODAY'S WORD IS:
TALLY, A NOUN WHICH
CAN BE A NUMBER OR
GROUP OF ITEMS THAT
ARE ORGANIZED IN A
CERTAIN WAY.
IT LOOKS LIKE A TABLE,
AND ORGANIZES INFORMATION.
WHICH REMINDS ME OF
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG
BOY SCOUT, DREAMING OF
BECOMING A PROFESSOR,

Lady Vocab says HEY, WHOSE SHOW
IS THIS?

Professor P says OH, I'M GOING TO
IGNORE THAT, I WAS
A YOUNG BOY SCOUT,
IN CHARGE OF ORDERING
ICE CREAM FOR THE
ICE CREAM SOIREE.

Lady Vocab says AH, I WANT TO
GO THERE.

Professor P says YOU WOULD HAVE
LOVED IT.
SO THE NIGHT BEFORE
THE SOIREE, I WAS TORN.
EACH SCOUT PUT A TICK
NEXT TO THEIR FAVOURITE
FLAVOUR, EITHER CHOCOLATE,
VANILLA OR STRAWBERRY, BUT
I COULD ONLY ORDER ONE
BOX OF ICE CREAM.

Lady Vocab says OH NO! BUT THE
TALLY IS EQUAL!
I'M ON THE EDGE OF
MY BOOTS, WHAT DID YOU DO?
WHAT DID YOU DO!!!

Professor P says I PANICKED, I SWEAT,
AND THEN, I GOT NEAPOLITAN.

Lady Vocab says OH!! OH YES, OF COURSE,
THE ONE ICE CREAM BOX
WITH ALL THREE
FLAVORS IN IT.

Professor P says UM HMM!

Lady Vocab says YOU'RE A THINKER
PROFESSOR, HUH!!
HIT IT!

Lady Vocab sings ALL YOU NEED FOR A TALLY
IS A COUPLE OF TICKS.
YOU HEARD!
ALL RIGHT,
HERE WE GO
ORGANIZE INFO
TO THE SKY

Professor P says ORGANIZE DATA
INTO A TABLE.

Lady Vocab sings ORGANIZE THAT INFO
I KNOW YOU'RE ABLE
TALLY, INFORMATION
FOR FREE.

They both sing TALLY,

Lady Vocab sings IT'S SO EASY
TALLY

Professor P says THAT'S OUR VOCAB WORD
AND I CAN REALLY GO FOR
SOME ICE CREAM,
SO KEEP IT COOL KIDS,

Lady Vocab sings TICK, TICK,
TICK, TALLY

Professor P says AND WE'LL SEE YOU
HERE NEXT TIME ON

Lady Vocab sings TICK, TICK,
TICK, TALLY

Professor P says THE LADY VOCAB SHOW.

Lady Vocab sings TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK,
TALLY
TALLY, TALLY

The show ends.

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