An animated question mark mono cycles outside Zoey’s house holding a flag with the logo of the show: a magnifying glass with a question mark inside.

In the attic, Zoey focuses the camera towards her and starts dancing around as animated stickers appear on the screen.

Zoey is around 12, with long wavy brown hair in a half ponytail. She wears a printed red dress, a denim vest, a beaded necklace and a watch.

(music plays)

Music grabs a ukulele and starts playing and sings a song as other Zoeys appear behind her doing different things.

The song goes MY NAME IS ZOEY
AND THIS IS MY SHOW
I'M FINDING STUFF OUT
THAT YOU WANT TO KNOW
JUST ASK ME A QUESTION
THAT I DON'T KNOW
THAT'S WHY "FINDING STUFF OUT."
IS THE NAME OF MY SHOW

Several kids pop up in frames of different shapes and colours.

The title Finding Stuff Out, where the letter O is replaced by a magnifying glass, appears several times on the screen.

The song continues SO JUST GIVE ME A SHOUT
AND WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
WITH THE HELP
OF SOME FRIENDS

On her laptop screen roll different clips that show Zoey and her friends doing different activities as animated characters roll over the screen.

The song continues AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS
ON "FINDING STUFF OUT"
FINDING STUFF OUT
FINDING STUFF OUT
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
YEAH

In the attic, Zoey types on her laptop.

She drinks water and says GULP, GULP, GULP, GULP.
BURP.
HEY.
THAT REMINDS ME OF A QUESTION I
GOT FROM MOHAMMED.

A boy with wavy brown hair says WHY DOES MY BODY MAKE SO MUCH
NOISES?

Zoey burps and says PARDON ME MOHAMMED.
I'M NOT SURE WHY MY BODY BURPS
OR HICCUPS OR SNEEZES OR FARTS.
HMM?
BUT I'LL FIND OUT BY THE END OF
THE SHOW.
I ASKED MY FRIENDS WHAT KIND OF
WEIRD NOISES THEIR BODIES MAKE.

A caption reads "Ask a friend."

A girl with long straight brown hair says ONE TIME I COUGHED AND SNEEZED
AT THE SAME TIME AND IT KIND OF
MADE A NOISE LIKE...

A girl with shoulder length brown hair says WHEN I GRIND MY TEETH IT SOUNDS
LIKE MY GUINEA PIGS WHEN THEY DO
IT.

A girl with light brown hair in a ponytail says CRACKING MY FINGERS.

A boy with blond hair says MY TUMMY MAKES A REALLY WEIRD
SOUND KINDA LIKE...

A girl with blond hair in a bob cut says WHEN I'M NERVOUS... LIKE GULP.

A boy with reddish blond hair says A FART SOUND WITH MY ARM PIT.

Another boy with reddish blond hair says WHEN I WAS A BABY I FARTED A
LOT AND I BURPED A LOT.
AND NOW?
STILL A LOT BUT A LOT MORE.

A girl with red-rimmed glasses says MY SNEEZE IS SO LOUD THAT IT
SCARES PEOPLE.

A boy with blond hair says ONCE IN CLASS I FARTED SO HARD
THAT I WENT UP AND IT WAS REALLY
LOUD.

Zoey laughs and says I WONDER WHY OUR BODIES JUST
CAN'T KEEP...BURP... QUIET.
TO FIND OUT I CALLED
THE...BURP...DOCTOR.

Zoey plays the ukulele and says DOCTOR, DOCTOR, MY BODY WON'T
PIPE DOWN.
BURP.
WHATEVER IT IS DR. ROBERT MAKE
IT STOP.

Doctor Robert walks in the attic. He’s in his forties, with short graying hair and wears glasses, jeans, a blue shirt and a white coat.

Zoey says HI DR. ROBERT.

Robert says HI ZOEY.
I HEARD THAT YOU HAD SOME
QUESTIONS AND I BROUGHT A
FRIEND, UVULA, TO HELP US ANSWER
THEM.

He shows Zoey a uvula model.

Robert says DON'T YOU THINK SHE HAS JAW
DROPPING GOOD LOOKS?

Zoey says DR. ROBERT, I...BURP...I SHOULD
PROBABLY LET LOGANNE ASK THE
QUESTION BEFORE I START BURPING
AGAIN.

Loganne says WHY DO PEOPLE BURP SO MUCH?
BURP, OH SORRY.

Robert says WELL, NORMALLY, WE BURP ANYWHERE
FROM 6 TO 20 TIMES A DAY.

Zoey says OKAY, BUT WHAT
IF YOU'VE BURPED
THAT MUCH IN THE
LAST 5 MINUTES?

Robert says WELL, HOW MUCH YOU BURP DEPENDS
A LOT ON YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM
AND ALSO HOW MUCH AIR YOU
SWALLOW WHEN YOU'RE EATING AND
DRINKING.
SO I THINK IN
YOUR CASE IT'S
POSSIBLE THAT
YOU'VE BEEN
BURPING A LOT
BECAUSE YOU'VE
BEEN DRINKING TOO
MUCH

He drinks carbonated water and says GULP..
GULP...GULP...
(WHILE BURPING)
CARBONATED WATER.
BURP.

Zoey says DID YOU DO THAT ON COMMAND?

Robert says YES, I DID IT
ON COMMAND.

Zoey says COOL.
CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT?

Robert says WELL, AS LONG AS
YOU PROMISE NOT
TO DO IT IN SCHOOL.

Zoey says YUP.

Robert says OKAY.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BIG BREATH IN
LIKE YOU'RE BREATHING EXCEPT
WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT YOU HAVE
TO SWALLOW SO YOU GO KINDA LIKE
THIS.
AND THEN WHEN YOU FEEL IT INSIDE
YOU YOU GO...
BURP.

Zoey says BURP, LIKE THAT?

Robert says EXACTLY.
ZOEY CAN YOU
HOLD THESE RAISINS
FOR ME?

Zoey says YEAH.

Robert says SO IF WE LOOK
AT UVULA YOU CAN
SEE 2 HOLES
LEADING DOWN
THESE TUBES.
SO THIS TUBE IN FRONT IS CALLED
THE TRACHEA AND IT IS FOR AIR.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO THROUGH TO
YOUR LUNGS TO HELP YOU BREATHE
AND TO HELP YOU TALK.
AND THIS TUBE BACK HERE IS THE
ESOPHAGUS AND THAT IS MEANT FOR
FOOD AND DRINK, NOT FOR AIR.
BUT SOMETIMES WHEN WE EAT AND
DRINK WE ALSO SWALLOW SOME AIR
AND AIR GOES DOWN THE ESOPHAGUS
INTO THE STOMACH.
AND THEN IT HAS TO COME OUT...

Zoey says AS A BURP?

Robert says EXACTLY.
HOW ABOUT WE
TAKE SOME RAISINS
AND WE CAN GIVE
THEM TO UVULA
AND SEE
HOW IT WORKS.

Zoey says OH, I THOUGHT THESE WERE FOR ME.
HERE.

Robert says SOMETIMES IF YOU EAT
FOOD SUCH AS LIKE BROCCOLI OR
BANANAS OR RAISINS YOU MIGHT BE
BURPING A LITTLE BIT MORE.

Zoey says BETTER LAY OFF THE RAISINS.
WELL, HERE'S A QUESTION I THINK
YOU CAN HELP ME ANSWER.

A boy named Charlie says HOW LONG CAN A BURP BE? BURP

Robert says WELL, I DO KNOW SOMEONE WHO USED
TO BE ABLE TO BURP THE WHOLE
SUPERCALIFRAGILIS-
TICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
BUT I DON'T
REALLY KNOW HOW
LONG A BURP
CAN BE.

Zoey says HMM.
LET ME GO CHECK THAT OUT.

Robert says ALRIGHT, I'LL BE
HERE IF YOU
NEED ME.

Zoey searches online and says WOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
BURP

In animation, Zoe’s head explodes.

A caption reads "You’re gonna make my head explode."

Zoey says THE LONGEST BURP EVER
RECORDED WAS 1 MINUTE 13 SECONDS
AND 57 MILLISECONDS BY MICHELE
FORGIONE IN ITALY.

A man burps.

Zoey says IN 2009 PAUL HUNN SET THE
GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR THE
LOUDEST BURP AT 109.9 DECIBELS.
THAT'S LOUDER THAN A JACK HAMMER
AT 1 METRE AWAY.
WOW.
BUT I GUESS IT'S BETTER OUT THAN
IN CAUSE IF YOU NEED TO BURP AND
DON'T IT CAN GO DOWN YOUR
DIGESTIVE SYSTEM AND CAUSE GAS
FROM THE OTHER END.

Zoey says SO IF EXCESS AIR AND GASES
MAKE US BURP DOES THAT MEAN
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME?

Robert says WELL IN YOUR CASE PROBABLY NOT.
IT'S PROBABLY JUST
THAT YOU WERE
DRINKING TOO MUCH
OF THE BUBBLY WATER.
BUT SOMETIMES
IF PEOPLE
ARE BURPING A LOT
IT COULD MEAN
THAT THEY HAVE
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THEIR HEALTH
AND NEED TO
SEE THEIR DOCTOR.

Zoey says WELL HERE'S A QUESTION FROM
JULIET.

Juliette says WHY DOES YOUR STOMACH GRUMBLE?

Robert gives ZOey the stethoscope and says HERE ZOEY, WHY
DON'T YOU TAKE A
LISTEN FOR YOURSELF.
(GRUMBLING NOISES)

Zoey says SOUNDS LIKE I'M REALLY SICK.

Robert says NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
I THINK THAT'S JUST THE SOUND OF
A HEALTHY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.

Zoey says OH.
PHEW.

Roberts says THESE GURGLES HAPPEN
ALL DAY LONG.
IT'S THE SOUND OF AIR BUBBLES
MOVING THROUGH YOUR DIGESTIVE
SYSTEM AND WHEN THERE'S FOOD IN
YOUR STOMACH SOMETIMES THESE
NOISES CAN BE HARDER TO HEAR.

Zoey says SO WHEN YOUR
TUMMY RUMBLES IT
JUST MEANS IT'S
EMPTY AND IT'S
TIME FOR YOU
TO FILL IT?

Robert says IT CAN MEAN THAT BUT
YOU CAN ALSO HEAR IT GRUMBLING
IN YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM WHEN
YOU HAVE FOOD IN IT AND YOUR
BODY IS DIGESTING IT.

Zoey says THAT REMINDS ME.
HERE'S ANOTHER FUNNY BODY SOUND
QUESTION.
WHISTLING

Cecilia says CAN EVERYONE WHISTLE?

In animation, Zoey waves from the front door of the house, which rises on robot legs and walks away.

A caption reads "Do try this at home."

Zoey whistles and says YES, EVERYONE CAN WHISTLE.
IT'S JUST A HIGH PITCHED NOISE
MADE BY BLOWING AIR THROUGH A
SMALL HOLE.
WHISTLING
STEP ONE IS TO PUCKER UP.
STEP TWO IS TO BLOW.
WHISTLING
MY TONGUE NEEDS TO BE IN JUST
THE RIGHT POSITION OR WE GET...
(BLOWING AIR SOUND)

An animation shows the articulators in the mouth’s right position for whistling.

(WHISTLING)

Zoey says THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE
WHISTLING BY BLOWING AIR THROUGH
YOUR LIPS TRY SUCKING INSTEAD.
WHISTLING
HEY.
I WONDER WHAT OTHER WEIRD NOISES
WE CAN MAKE WITH OUR MOUTHS.

A clip shows kids doing funny noises with their mouths.

(FUNNY SOUNDS)

Zoey says WOW.
THAT'S BEATBOXING, AND IT'S
SUPER COOL.
BEAT BOXING
AND I WANT TO DO IT.
SO I MET UP WITH BEATBOXING
CHAMP MALCOLM HUMES AND HIS
FRIENDS TANIKA AND OLIVIER.

Malcolm is in his thirties, with short brown hair and a goatee. He wears black trousers, a brown gingham shirt, suspenders and a black hat.

Zoey says BEAT BOXING
THAT WAS THE BEST.

Malcolm says IT'S SUPER EASY ALL YOU HAVE TO
DO IS USE YOUR NOSE, MOUTH AND
THROAT TOGETHER AS AN
INSTRUMENT.

Zoey says COOL.
I NEVER THOUGHT
OF IT THAT WAY.

Malcolm says FIRST YOU START OFF WITH A BEAT
THAT SOUNDS LIKE...P.
THE SECOND SOUND IS A T AND IT
SOUNDS LIKE T AND THE LAST SOUND
IS A K AND IT SOUNDS LIKE K AND
THEN YOU SAY THE SENTENCE BOOTS
AND CATS.

Zoey says BOOTS.
CATS.
BOOTS.
CATS.

Malcolm says SEE YOU'RE ALREADY BEATBOXING.
IT'S REALLY SIMPLE BECAUSE WHEN
YOU'RE DOING BOOTS AND CATS
YOU'RE ALREADY DOING THE "BOOTS
AND CATS."

Zoey says SO HOW IS IT WE
CAN MAKE THE
SAME NOISE BUT
SOUND SO
DIFFERENT?

Malcolm says WELL, IT'S BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE
DIFFERENT SHAPED MOUTHS EVEN IF
WE DO THE SAME BEAT IT'LL SOUND
DIFFERENT.

Zoey beatboxes over the mic.

Malcolm says WOO, THAT WAS AWESOME.
GREAT JOB.

Zoey says YOU TOO.
THANKS.
CAN YOU SHOW
ME YOUR COOLEST
SOUND?

Malcolm says HMM.
I THINK MY FAVOURITE SOUND
IS...
BEATBOXING

Malcolm says PRETTY MUCH
HOW IT WORKS IS, I
BREAK IT DOWN
IN 4 SOUNDS...
(BEATBOXING SOUNDS)
TOGETHER REALLY
FAST SO IT
SOUNDS LIKE...
BEATBOXING

Zoey says THAT'S SO COOL.
IT' LIKE YOU HAVE ANOTHER MOUTH
IN THERE.

Malcolm and his friends beatbox.

Zoey says NOW I WANNA HEAR HOW YOU
BEATBOX.
IT'S TIME FOR...

In animation, Zoey flexes his arm, and then picks up the whole Earth and spins it.

A caption reads "My great challenge."

As Malcolm beatboxes, Zoey sings a song that says THESE ARE MY FRIENDS WHO LIKE
TO BOX AND BEAT.
THEY PRACTICE DAY AND NIGHT
BUT WILL THEY BRING THE HEAT
TO THE FINDING STUFF OUT
BEATBOX MEET.

Zoey says OKAY GUYS, HERE ARE THE
RULES.
EACH CHALLENGER HAS TO IMPRESS
US WITH THEIR BEATBOXING SKILLS.
MALCOLM:

Malcolm says WE'LL BE JUDGING YOU ON
CREATIVITY, PERFORMANCE AND
RHYTHM.
ARE YOU READY?

The contestants say YEAH.

Malcolm says ALRIGHT MAX
HERE YOU GO.

Max is around 10, with short curly blond hair and wears black shorts and a striped yellow and white T-shirt.

He starts beatboxing.

Zoey says GOOD JOB.

Malcolm says AWESOME.

Zoey says ALRIGHT TUCKER,
YOUR TURN.

Tucker is around 10, with short blond hair and wears blue shorts and a blue T-shirt.

Tucker starts beatboxing.

Zoey says GOOD JOB TUCKER.
OKAY GUYS, WE'RE GONNA GO
DECIDE.
WE'LL BE BACK.

Tucker says WHO DO YOU
THINK IS GOING
TO WIN?

Max says YOU.

Tucker says WELL I THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO
WIN.

Max says THANK YOU BUT I
STILL THINK THAT

Tucker says YOU'RE GOING TO WIN.

Max says YOU'RE GONNA WIN.

Tucker says YOU'RE GONNA WIN.

Max says YOU'RE GONNA WIN.

Tucker says YOU'RE GONNA WIN.

Max says YOU'RE GONNA WIN.

Tucker says YOU'RE GONNA WIN.

Max says YOU'RE GONNA WIN.

Zoey says OKAY GUYS,
WE'VE GOT
THE RESULT.

Malcolm says I PERSONALLY THINK THAT TUCKER
DID REALLY GOOD BECAUSE HE WAS
SUPER CREATIVE.

Zoey says I ALSO THINK MAX DID A REALLY
GOOD JOB BECAUSE HE HAD A
GOOD RHYTHM.
(DRUMROLL NOISE)

Malcolm says AND THE WINNER
IS...

Zoey says TUCKER YOU WON.

Tucker says YEAH.

Zoey says GOOD JOB TUCKER.

Max says I TOLD YOU YOU SO.

Zoey sits on a whoopie cushion.

(FARTING NOISE)

She says WASN'T ME.
SEE, I TOLD YOU SO.
BUT THIS REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER
QUESTION I GOT.

A blond girl named Cassia says WHY DO PEOPLE FART A LOT?

Zoey says DID YOU KNOW THE AVERAGE PERSON
FARTS UP TO 50 TIMES A DAY?

She pinches her nose and says TO HELP EXPLAIN WHY HERE'S AN
EXPERIMENT.

In animation, Zoey rubs a balloon on her head with the caption "The Experiment."

Zoey says HI MELISSA AND HARRISON.

They say HI ZOEY.

Melissa is around 12, with short slightly wavy black hair and wears a white sweater and a pink apron.

Harrison is around 12, with short light brown hair and wears a blue sleeveless shirt and a purple apron.

Melissa says WE'RE GONNA BE
MAKING FARTS
IN A CUP.

Zoey says EW.
FARTS IN A CUP?
BUT HOW?

Melissa says WE ARE FIRST
GONNA ADD THE GLUE
AND THEN...

Harrison says WE'RE GONNA ADD SOME
FOOD COLOURING.

Zoey says HARRISON, WHY ARE YOU USING
GREEN?

Harrison says BECAUSE THAT
IS THE FARTIEST
COLOUR.

Zoey laughs.

Melissa says WE HAVE MIXED EVERYTHING
TOGETHER AND WE'RE GONNA ADD
LIQUID STARCH.

Harrison says WE'LL PUT THESE
IN THE CUPS.

They start pushing the slime in.

(FARTING NOISES)

Zoey says I'M BLOWN AWAY BY YOUR TALENT.
THANKS GUYS.

They say BYE ZOEY.

Zoey says NOISES LIKE FARTS ARE MADE
BY AIR BUBBLES TRAPPED IN THE
GOO TRYING TO ESCAPE.
JUST LIKE IN OUR BODIES.
FOOD IS DIGESTED BY BACTERIA
THAT LIVES IN OUR STOMACH AND
INTESTINES.
THEY BREAK DOWN FOOD AND MAKE
GAS.
THAT GAS HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE
SO...
(FART NOISE)

Animated Zoey farts and says OOPSIE.

Zoey says FARTING HAPPENS FOR PRETTY MUCH
THE SAME REASON AS BURPS; GAS
BUILD UP.

In animation, a bacteria in the stomach burps and says OOPS.

Zoey says SOME FOODS ARE HARDER TO BREAK
DOWN AND CAUSE BACTERIA TO MAKE
EXTRA GAS LIKE HOW BEANS MAKE
YOU FART.

An animated can of beans farts and says HAHAHA.
EXCUSE ME.

Zoey says OTHER CAUSES ARE FOOD
INTOLERANCES OR EVEN WHERE YOU
ARE.
ON A PLANE, THE PRESSURE OF
BEING SO HIGH IN THE AIR PUSHES
ON THE GAS IN YOUR BODY WHICH
MEANS MORE FARTS.
SOUNDS LIKE THE REASONS WE FART
ARE AS UNIQUE AS FARTS
THEMSELVES.

(music plays)

Zoey dances with an animated fart.

She sings a song that goes OH FARTS ARE AS DIFFERENT AS
SNOWFLAKES.
SOME ARE SILENT AS A MOUSE.
SOME TAKE DOWN THE HOUSE.
SOME TOOT, SOME TREMBLE, SOME
ROAR.
FROM THE TINIEST SQUEAK TO THE
QUACK OF A BEAK.
A FART MIGHT STINK BUT IT'S
NEVER A BORE.
OH FARTS ARE AS DIFFERENT AS
SNOWFLAKES.
IT DEPENDS ON YOUR BUM IF THEY
EXPLODE LIKE A GUN OR IF
THEY'RE SILENT BUT DEADLY.
SOME PATOOTIES JUST POOF WHILE
OTHERS RAISE THE ROOF.
EAT LOTS OF BEANS AND YOU'LL
MAKE QUITE THE MEDLEY.

The song ends.

Zoey says EW.
SPEAKING OF GAS I FOUND OUT THE
SOUND OF CRACKING OUR KNUCKLES
IS ACTUALLY GAS BEING RELEASED.
EACH FINGER JOINT IS PROTECTED
BY A SACK OF LIQUID.
WHEN WE CRACK OUR JOINTS WE
STRETCH THE SACK AND GAS IS
RELEASED.
MAKING A POP, CRACKLE AND SNAP.

In animation, two pirates sail to the end of the Earth and fall down.

Pirates say ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!
(GASP) WOAH!

A caption reads "The flat Earth corner."

Zoey says HICCUP.
UH-OH.
HICCUP.
HELP.
HICCUP, HICCUP, HICCUP.
HICCUP, HICCUP, HICCUP.

Dresses as a Russian woman, Zoey says IN ANCIENT RUSSIA WE BELIEVE
HICCUPS MEAN YOU'RE CURSED WITH
BAD LUCK.
HICCUP.

A bolt of lightning hits her.

She says AH.
LUCKY THERE'S ANOTHER OLD
RUSSIAN SUPERSTITION THAT SAYS HICCUPS MEAN SOMEONE IS THINKING
ABOUT YOU.
HICCUP.
I WONDER WHO'S GOT ME ON THEIR
MIND?
HICCUP...
WE NOW KNOW NONE OF THESE
THEORIES ARE TRUE.
HICCUP.

Zoey says WHEN OUR STOMACHS EXPAND AFTER
EATING TOO MUCH, TOO FAST OR
DRINKING CARBONATED DRINKS, THE
STOMACH IRRITATES THE DIAPHRAGM
WHICH MAKES IT CONTRACT.
BUT EATING AND DRINKING AREN'T
THE ONLY WAY WE GET HICCUPS.
BABIES CAN GET THEM AFTER
COUGHING OR CRYING.
NOW HERE'S A QUESTION FROM
MEGAN.
HICCUP.

Megan hiccups and says WHAT'S THE LONGEST SOMEONE'S
HICCUPED?
HICCUP, HICCUP...

Zoey says WELL, MEGAN, I FOUND OUT IN 1922
CHARLES OSBOURNE PICKED UP A PIG
TO WEIGH IT WHEN HE STARTED
HICCUPPING AND HE KEPT
HICCUPPING FOR THE NEXT 68
YEARS.
WHAT IF I NEVER STOP?
IT SAYS HERE THAT THERE'S LOTS
OF THINGS PEOPLE DO TO GET
RID OF HICCUPS BUT THERE'S NO
FOOL PROOF CURE.

Doctor Robert comes from behind her and says WAH!

Zoey says AH.
OH, OH, OH.
DR. ROBERT YOU SCARED ME.

Robert says DID IT WORK?

Zoey hiccups and says NO.
HMM.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY, HICCUP, TRY
SOMETHING DIFFERENT, HICCUP.

Zoey says GARGLE.

Zoey drinks water and gargles.

She hiccups.

Zoey says HOLD YOUR BREATH.

She hiccups.

Zoey says DRINK UPSIDE DOWN.

She hiccups.

Zoey says PULL YOUR TONGUE.

She hiccups.

Zoey says EAT A LEMON.

She hiccups..
Zoey says WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
NONE OF THESE HOME REMEDIES
WORKED.
HANG ON.
I'M NOT HICCUPPING.

Robert says WOW.
WELL, THERE ARE A LOT OF HOME
REMEDIES OUT THERE AND A LOT OF
STUFF YOU CAN FIND ONLINE BUT
REALLY NOTHING IS PROVEN TO
WORK.
AFTER SOME TIME THE HICCUPS WILL
USUALLY GO AWAY ON THEIR OWN.

Zoey says COOL.
AH-CHOO.
SORRY.
THAT REMINDS ME.

A girl named Indira says HOW CAN SOME PEOPLE HAVE REALLY
LOUD SNEEZES AND OTHER PEOPLE
HAVE REALLY QUIET SNEEZES?
AH-CHOO.

Robert says WELL INDIRA, THE MORE
AIR YOU TAKE IN AND THE BIGGER
YOU ARE AND THE MORE FORCEFULLY
IT COMES OUT THE LOUDER THE
SNEEZE IS.
SOME PEOPLE CAN CONTROL THEIR
SNEEZES BY STIFLING THEM.
AH AH AH AH AH CHOO.

Zoey coughs.

Zoey says WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
SNEEZING AND COUGHING?

Robert says WELL, WHEN YOU SNEEZE IT'S YOUR
BODY TRYING TO KEEP YOUR NASAL
PASSAGES CLEAR AND FORCING
THINGS OUT WITH A GUSH OF AIR.
AND WHEN YOU COUGH IT'S YOUR
BODY TRYING TO KEEP THINGS FROM
GOING DOWN INTO YOUR LUNGS AND
KEEPING YOUR AIRWAY CLEAR.
A COUGH REALLY
HELPS PROTECT OUR
LUNGS BECAUSE IF
WE HAVE OUR
FRIEND UVULA HERE
FROM BEFORE
AND WE SEE THIS
PIPE THAT IS IN
FRONT THAT IS THE
ONE THAT GOES
DOWN TO YOUR LUNGS
AND WE DON'T
WANT ANYTHING
GETTING IN THERE
SO IF YOU HAVE
SALIVA DRIPPING
DOWN LIKE WHEN
YOU LAUGH TO HARD
OR STUFF THAT'S
DRIPPING DOWN
THE BACK OF YOUR
NOSE OR SOMETHING
LIKE FOOD
THAT'S GOING
WHERE IT'S NOT
SUPPOSED TO GO
WELL YOUR BODY
COUGHS TO PROTECT
YOUR LUNGS AND
FORCES IT OUT.

Zoey says HMM.
SO I WAS JUST LAUGHING TOO HARD?

Robert says YEAH I THINK THAT
PROBABLY WAS
THE CASE.

Zoey says WELL THANKS DR. ROBERT.

Robert says THANK YOU
DR. ZOEY.

Zoey says COUGHING, SNEEZING, BURPING,
FARTING.
WOW.
OUR BODIES REALLY DON'T KNOW
WHEN TO SHUT UP.

Doctor Robert makes poping noises with his fingers.

Zoey says HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

Robert says DR. ROBERT'S SECRET.

Zoey says AND I THINK I'M READY TO ANSWER
THE QUESTION THAT INSPIRED
TODAY'S SHOW.

Mohammed says WHY DOES MY BODY MAKE SO MUCH
NOISES?

Zoey says AND THE BIG ANSWER IS...
WELL MOHAMMED, I THINK THE BEST
WAY FOR ME TO ANSWER THIS IS IN
SONG.
SO I ASKED MALCOLM TO COME BACK
AND HELP ME.

Malcolm says YOU READY?

Zoey says YEAH.

Malcolm beatboxes as Zoey sings a song that says OUR BODIES ARE NOISY LIVING
MACHINES WHO BURP,
HICCUP, OR SN-SN-SNEEZE.
OUR JOINTS GO CRACK.
OUR BUTTS GO POP.
THE REASON FOR THIS IS QUITE
THE GAS.
WE SWALLOW DIGEST OR JUST NEED
TO PASS EXCESS GASES OR TOO
MUCH AIR MAKE BELLIES SOUND
LIKE A CRANKY CRANKY BEAR.
THE BEST NOISE THAT I HAVE
FOUND ARE THE BEATS I BREAK TO
GET DOWN.
IT'S WHAT I KNOW.
I HAVE NO DOUBT.
I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON
FINDING STUFF OUT.

(music plays)

Captions appear that read "Thanks to everyone who helped me out, Zoey Siewert."

The end credits roll as the "Fart" song plays again.

An Apartment 11 Productions.

Produced in association with TVO Kids.

Logo: TVO Kids.

Copyright 2018, 9117-3112 Québec Inc.

The song says OH FARTS ARE AS DIFFERENT AS
SNOWFLAKES.
SOME ARE SILENT AS A MOUSE.
SOME TAKE DOWN THE HOUSE.
OH FARTS ARE AS DIFFERENT AS
SNOWFLAKES.
IT DEPENDS ON YOUR BUM IF THEY
EXPLODE LIKE A GUN OR IF
THEY'RE SILENT BUT DEADLY.
SOME PATOOTIES JUST POOF WHILE
OTHERS RAISE THE ROOF.
EAT LOTS OF BEANS AND YOU'LL
MAKE QUITE THE MEDLEY.