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Transcript: Joke Day | That TVOKids Show
Lucas wears a bright orange tee shirt, blue jeans and sneakers. His brown hair is short.
Laura’s dark shoulder-length bob and bangs bounce as she runs. She wears a bright purple tee shirt, blue jeans and sneakers.
They are both in their twenties.
Lucas and Laura sing an upbeat song as they run over a bridge. They carefully balance on a fallen log as they cross over a creek. They duck under a wooden bridge as someone walks over it. Laura and Lucas smile as they run downstairs.
[Upbeat music plays]
Lucas and Laura sing.
PACK UP YOUR BAGS
KISS YOUR TURTLE GOODBYE
COME UP AND CLIMB
WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY
SO MUCH TO SEE
SO MUCH TO DO
Lucas and Laura sing, IN OUR TREE FORT
WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU
Lucas and Laura run on a street.
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
[Geese honking]
Laura says, PASSWORD, PLEASE.
Lucas whispers in Laura’s ear.
Text reads, Rubber Chicken
[Slide whistle]
Lucas grabs a rope ladder.
Lucas and Laura sing, LA, LA, LA, LA
DO, DO, DO, DO
An animated map unfolds, showing a path from houses to the tree fort.
Lucas and Laura sing, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
Matt wears a long-sleeved navy and white striped shirt and jeans.
Matt says, HEY TVOKIDS, I GOT
A JOKE FOR YA.
OKAY READY?
WHAT DID THE BISON SAY TO HIS
KID WHEN HE DROPPED HIM OFF AT
SCHOOL?
BYE, SON.
Matt grabs a paper with Bi-son and Bye Son written on it.
Matt says, GET IT?
BYE, SON.
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE BISON.
OKAY, ALRIGHT,
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE.
WHAT DO YOU HEAR WHEN A
PTERODACTYL GOES TO THE
BATHROOM?
NOTHING.
CAUSE THE P IS SILENT.
GET IT.
BECAUSE THE P IN PTERO…
OKAY, TVOKIDS, YOU’RE PROBABLY WONDERING,
WHY IS MATT TELLING
ME JOKES?
CAUSE IT'S JOKE DAY IN THE
TREE FORT.
I'VE GOT TONS OF JOKES FOR YOU.
I LOVE JOKES.
I LOVE RIDDLES, RHYMES,
LIMERICKS, ALL KINDS OF JOKES
AND UH, I GOT TONS SO I AM SO
EXCITED TO SHARE THEM.
Laurel says, EXCUSE ME.
Laurel appears in the sky behind Matt.
Laurel says, DID SOMEBODY SAY "JOKES?"
Matt answers, HEY LAUREL, YEAH
WE’RE TALKING JOKES TODAY
I’M KINDA SURPRISED TO SEE YOU.
Laurel says, YOU KNOW MATTHEW, I’M BIT OF A
COMEDIAN MYSELF.
DOES THAT SURPRISE YOU?
[Laughter]
Matt answers YEAH, IT DOES SURPRISE ME.
Laurel says, WELL, IT SHOULDN'T!
BECAUSE I’M AMAZING AT EVERYTHING.
BEING A MAYOR.BEING EVIL.
BEACH VOLLEYBALL.
AND NOW, PROBABLY COMEDY AS WELL.
SO QUIT YELLING AT ME FOR ONE HOT
MINUTE AND LET ME TELL A JOKE.
[Laughter]
Matt says, OKAY LAUREL!
Laurel says, OKAY HERE IT GOES.
ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH YOURSELF
INTO ORGAN FAILURE?
OKAY, MY WITTICISM GOES LIKE
THIS.
KNOCK KNOCK.
Matt asks, WHO’S THERE?
Laurel says, QUIT INTERRUPTING ME.
I’M TRYING TO TELL A JOKE.
Laurel clears her throat.
Matt says, OKAY.
Laurel says, KNOCK KNOCK
IT'S BEAUTIFUL MAYOR LAUREL HERE
TO TAKE AWAY ALL YOU LOVE AND
HOLD DEAR.
[Crickets]
Matt says, UM, YEAH,
YOU KNOW LAUREL, THAT'S JUST
KINDA LIKE BEING MEAN.
A JOKE IS MORE LIKE THIS.
KNOCK KNOCK.
WHO’S THERE?
WHO.
WHO WHO?
I DIDN'T KNOW WERE YOU AN OWL.
[Drums and snare]
Matt asks, GET IT?
CAUSE OWLS GO HOO HOO AND IT
AND IT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE
I SAID HOO AND YOU SAID HOO
AND YOU SOUND LIKE AN OWL.
IT’S KIND OF FUNNY?
[Laughter]
Matt says, AH, THERE YOU GO.
Laurel shouts, FINE!
I'VE LEAVE.
BUT I WILL BE BACK WITH
SOMETHING SO HILARIOUS YOU WILL
LAUGH.
Matt says, OKAY.
Laurel says, I SWEAR IT
Matt says, ALRIGHT I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT,
LAUREL. HEY,
THANKS FOR, THANKS FOR COMING BY.
SO, LAUREL’S INTO JOKES.
UH, WHO WOULDA THOUGHT.
I, I’M KINDA LOOKING FORWARD TO HER,
TO HER JOKES.
AND WE GOT A CALLER.
OKAY, LET'S SEE.
HOPEFULLY THEY’RE FUNNY.
[Frog horn]
Matt presses an orange button and puts on headphones.
Matt says, HEY, CALLER.
MATT SPEAKING.
UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
A boy says, MITCHELL.
Matt says, HEY MITCHELL
DO YOU KNOW THE SECRET PASSWORD TODAY?
Mitchell says, RUBBER CHICKEN.
Matt says, YOU GOT IT.
PUTTING YOU IN THE SKY.
Matt takes off the headphones. Mitchell appears in the sky and smiles.
Matt says, THERE YOU ARE.
HEY, MITCHELL!
IT'S JOKE DAY IN THE TREE FORT.
ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
[Laughing]
Matt says, OKAY.
SO YOU GOT UH, -- I HEARD UH, I HEARD YOU’RE
REALLY GOOD AT JOKES.
YOU GOT A COUPLE OF JOKES FOR
ME?
Mitchell answers, YES.
Matt says, ALRIGHT, LET'S HEAR YOUR
JOKE.
Mitchell is 6 years old.
Mitchell asks, WHAT IS A CAT'S FAVOURITE
COLOUR?
Matt says, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT IS A CAT'S FAVOURITE
COLOUR?
Mitchell says, PURPLE.
Matt says, PURPLE.
THAT'S AWESOME.
OKAY.
TELL ME ANOTHER ONE, TELL ME
ANOTHER ONE.
Mitchell asks, WHY WOULD YOU BRING AN EXTRA
PAIR OF PANTS IN GOLFING?
Matt responds, I DON'T KNOW.
WHY WOULD YOU BRING AN EXTRA
PAIR OF PANTS GOLFING?
Mitchell says, JUST IN CASE YOU GOT A HOLE
IN ONE.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt says, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE,
BUDDY. HEY, OKAY
ARE YOU READY TO HELP ME CHOOSE
THE CHAMPION FOR THE CUTE TIME
OOT?
Mitchell says, YEAH.
Matt says, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE THE CHAMPION.
A male announcer says, CHAMPION!
An otter floats in water.
Matt says, OKAY, WE GOT A LITTLE
OTTER HERE.
THEY’RE LOOKING VERY, VERY
CUTE.
WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE THAT OUT OF
10, MITCHELL?
Mitchell says, AH ...
Matt says, OUT OF 10, FOR CUTENESS?
WOULD YOU GIVE IT LIKE A…
DO YOU THINK IT WAS REALLY CUTE?
Mitchell says, [Indiscernible]
Matt says, SORRY, WHAT WAS IT?
Mitchell says, SEVEN.
Matt says, SEVEN.
OKAY.THAT’S FAIR, THAT’S REALLY GOOD
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF THE
CHALLENGER.
The announcer says, CHALLENGER!
A grey kitten rides a Roomba while it moves across a floor.
Matt says, OKAY.
KITTY IS ON A ROOMBA. SHE’S
HELPING WITH THE CHORE, SHE’S
GETTING THE FLOOR NICE AND
CLEAN.
HOW CUTE IS THAT TO YOU,
MITCHELL, OUTTA 10?
Mitchell says, UH, FIVE.
Matt says, FIVE.
SO OUR CURRENT REIGNING CHAMP IS
STAYING THE CHAMPION.
SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING
US OUT WITH THAT AND TVOKIDS,
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE THE NEXT
PERSON TO HELP US CHOOSE THE
CUTE TIME OOT CHAMPION YOU CAN
GO AHEAD AND
GIVE US A CALL GET A GROWNUP TO
GIVE US A CALL, AND HEY, MAYBE
YOU COULD BE THE NEXT PERSON UP
IN THE SKY IN THE TREE FORT.
THAT’D BE PRETTY COOL.
AND SPEAKING OF STICKING
AROUND, MITCHELL, I HOPE YOU CAN
STICK AROUND ‘CAUSE I GOT SOME
MORE JOKES FOR YA.
HOW’S THAT SOUND?
Mitchell says, GOOD.
Matt says, OKAY.
AH, HERE WE GO.
LET'S, LET’S GIVE YOU SOME MORE JOKES.
AH, A RIDDLE IS A STATEMENT OR A
QUESTION THAT CAN HAVE A DOUBLE
MEANING.
SO THAT'S WHAT RIDDLES ARE ALL ABOUT
AND AH, IT'S OFTEN A MISLEADING OR A
PUZZLING QUESTION THAT A PERSON
HAS TO SOLVE OR GUESS.
SOME CAN BE PRETTY CORNY
[Laughter]
Matt says, AND
THESE ARE PRETTY CORNY, SO
MITCHELL, I HOPE YOU LIKE CORNY
JOKES AND IF YOU KNOW THE
PUNCHLINE JUST BLURT THEM OUT
FEEL FREE TO LAUGH.
I’M JUST GONNA HIT
YOU WITH A BUNCH OF
JOKES.
YOU READY?
Mitchell says, YEAH.
Matt asks, OKAY, WHAT'S BLACK AND
WHITE AND BLUE?
A SAD ZEBRA.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt asks, RIGHT?
PRETTY FUNNY?
SAD ZEBRA.
OKAY, HERE’S THE NEXT ONE.
WHAT WORD IS SPELLED WRONG
IN THE DICTIONARY?
WRONG!
[Laughter]
[Drums and snare]
Matt says, THESE ARE SO SILLY
OKAY.
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE HORSE THAT
LIVES NEXT DOOR?
YOUR NEIGHBOUR.
[Drums and snare]
Matt says, HA, YOUR NEIGHBOUR, OKAY.
WHY DID THE STRAWBERRY CRY?
HIS PARENTS WERE IN A JAM.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt says, HA! MITCHELL, YOU’RE LOVING
THIS I’M GLAD.
OK, WHY WAS CINDERELLA SO BAD AT
SOCCER?
BECAUSE SHE KEPT RUNNING AWAY
FROM THE BALL.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt says, UH AND WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE ELSA
A BALLOON?
BECAUSE SHE WON'T LET GO.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt says, HEY MITCHELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
STICKING AROUND FOR THESE JOKES
AND AH, WE GOT A COUPLE MORE JOKES
FOR YOU RIGHT HERE.
A female narrator asks, KNOW ANY JOKES?
A girl in a pink sweater asks, WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH
NO LEGS?
GROUND BEEF.
A girl in a brown jacket asks, WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE
ROAD? THE ANSWER IS
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO CROSS THE
ROAD.
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
A boy in a grey sweater asks,
WHY DID THE BOY THROW BUTTER OUT
THE WINDOW?
TO SEE BUTTERFLY.
[Laughter]
A boy in a long-sleeved dark blue shirt asks,
WHAT DO LEMONS NEED WHEN
THEY’RE HURT?
LEMONADE.
The boy smiles.
A girl in a pink sweater says, KNOCK KNOCK.
The narrator asks, WHO’S THERE?
The girl says, UM, ACH.
The narrator asks, ACH WHO?
The girl says, BLESS YOU
A girl in a long-sleeved orange shirt says, UH, KNOCK KNOCK
The narrator asks, WHO’S THERE?
The girl says, INTERRUPTING COW.
The narrator asks, INTERRUPTING COW…?
Before the narrator can finish speaking, the girl says, MOO!
[Laughter]
A boy in a red t-shirt says, KNOCK KNOCK.
The narrator asks, WHO’S THERE?
The boy says, BOO
The narrator says, BOO WHO?
The boy says, JEEZ, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY
ABOUT IT.
A girl in a long-sleeve striped shirt says, KNOCK KNOCK.
The narrator asks, WHO’S THERE?
The girl says BANANA.
The narrator asks, BANANA WHO?
The girl says, BANANA.
The narrator asks, BANANA WHO?
The girl says, BANANA.
The narrator asks, BANANA WHO?
The girl says, ORANGE.
The narrator asks, ORANGE WHO?
The girl says, ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY
BANANA?
Text reads, Know any jokes?
[Laughter]
Matt says, MAN THOSE KIDS FROM
JESSE KETCHEM ELEMENTARY ARE
HILARIOUS.
HEY, YOU ALL KNOW THEWHY DID THE CHICKEN
CROSS THE JOKE -- CROSS THE ROAD
JOKE, RIGHT?
DID YOU KNOW THAT JOKE IS
174-YEARS OLD?
A VERSION OF THE JOKE FIRST
APPEARED IN A NEW YORK CITY
MAGAZINE CALLED THE
KNICKERBOCKER.
THE ORIGINAL JOKE GOES LIKE
THIS.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE
ROAD?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
[Drums and snare]
Matt says, BUT OVER THE YEARS THERE HAVE
BEEN COUNTLESS VARIATIONS LIKE
THIS ONE.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE
PLAYGROUND?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE.
[Drums and snare]
Matt asks, WHY DID THE RUBBER CHICKEN CROSS
THE ROAD?
SHE WANTED TO STRETCH HER LEGS!
[Drums and snare]
Matt says, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE.
WHY DID THE DUCK CROSS THE
ROAD?
TO PROVE HE WASN'T CHICKEN.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt says, TVOKIDS, I HOPE YOU LIKE THOSE
VARIATIONS AND I’M SURE YOU ARE
FAMILIAR WITH THAT JOKE AND AH IF
YOU ARE I HOPE YOU LIKE BIG TOP
ACADEMY BECAUSE THEY ALSO LOVE
JOKES OVER THERE.
[Thunder]
Matt says, AND WE GOT LAUREL COMING IN.
OH LAUREL, LAUREL, YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING
ME, GIRL.
WHAT'S UP?
WHAT DO YOU GOT TO SAY?
Laurel appears in the sky.
Laurel says, AH HA! I TOLD YOU I WOULD
RETURN AND HERE I AM.
PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR SIDE SPLIT
WITH MY SIDE SPLITTINGLY FUNNY
HUMOUR STATEMENTS.
Matt says, OKAY.
Laurel says, AND THIS TIME,
I HAVE A CHICKEN JOKE
BUT MY CHICKEN JOKE IS
SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR JOKES,
YOUR CHICKEN JOKES.
Matt says, ALL RIGHT.
Laurel says, YOU KNOW
I DON’T THINK YOUR EAR HOLES ARE
READY FOR THIS
COMIC ONSLAUGHT.
Matt says, OKAY, UH
I’M EXCITED, LAUREL.
WHAT YOU GOT?
LET'S HEAR IT.
CHICKEN JOKE.
Laurel says, OKAY FINE! HERE IT IS.
Laurel clears her throat.
Laurel asks, WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE
ROAD?
Laurel quietly says, PAUSE FOR EFFECT, PAUSE FOR EFFECT.
Matt asks, WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
WHAT? IS THIS PART OF THE JOKE?
ARE YOU SAYING PAUSE FOR EFFECT?
LAUREL?
Laurel clears her throat.
Laurel says, I’M CREATING
ANTICIPATION FOR MY HILARIOUS
ANSWER MATHEW IT’S CALLED
SHOWMANSHIP.
Matt says, SHOWMANSHIP.
SORRY, SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
SORRY, I’M SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT
PLEASE, CARRY ON.
Laurel says, FINE! I WILL BUT I DON'T
NEED YOUR PERMISSION.
Matt laughs and Laurel clears her throat.
Laurel says, THE AFOREMENTIONED CHICKEN
CROSSED THE ROAD FOR REASONS ALL
ON HIS OR HER OWN.
[Crickets]
Laurel says, CUE RIM SHOT
[Crickets]
Matt says, YEAH, UH, LAUREL, THAT’S UH,
I’M GONNA BE HONEST,
THAT ONE’S
PRETTY ROUGH.
YOU’RE GONNA WANNA
WORKSHOP THAT A
A LITTLE BIT.
Laurel says, CURSE YOU MATTHEW.
Matt says, SORRY.
Laurel says, I’LL LEAVE BUT
MARK MY WORDS, I WILL RETURN.
AND BY ALL THAT IS EVIL YOU WILL
LAUGH.
HA!
BUT YOU KNOW, UM
A REAL LAUGH, NOT A
COOL EVIL LAUGH LIKE MINE
Matt laughs
Matt says, ALL RIGHT.
Laurel says, GOODBYE.
Matt says, BYE LAUREL.
TVOKIDS, LAUREL’S
ALWAYS – SHE’S JUST HOPPING IN
HERE AND INTERRUPTING.
OKAY, I HOPE YOU LIKE THESE JOKES
FROM BIG TOP ACADEMY.
[News music]
A clapper board reading “coffee” is snapped closed. Maxwell sits in an orange chair with his arms and legs crossed. Nicholas wears a blue suit and sits on an orange couch. A logo reads, Big Top Academy and text underneath it reads, Big Top Bulletin.
The boy in the black suit says, I AM MAXWELL RAYNE.
IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF
WHAT BUGS ME RIGHT NOW.
THE TOPIC OF TODAY’S WHAT BUGS ME RIGHT
NOW IS KNOCK KNOCK JOKES.
I HAVE A DECENT SENSE OF HUMOUR.
The boy in the blue suit laughs and tries to cover it up.
Maxwell asks, WHAT?
The boy in the blue suit says, OH, NOTHING.
SORRY.
GO ON.
Maxwell says, WELL, LIKE I WAS SAYING, I
APPRECIATE A GOOD JOKE.
A PUN, A RIDDLE, A PRANK.
I LOVE THEM ALL.
YOU WANT TO TELL ME A JOKE, I'LL
HAPPILY LISTEN, UNLESS IT'S A
KNOCK KNOCK JOKE.
I DON'T WANT TO DO HALF THE WORK
JUST TO HEAR A DUMB JOKE.
YOU SAY KNOCK KNOCK.
AND THEN I SAY WHO’S THERE?
AND THEN YOU TELL ME WHO’S
THERE AND I HAVE TO ASK ANOTHER
QUESTION JUST TO GET THE WHOLE
POINT OF THE JOKE.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO ASK SO
MANY QUESTIONS.
I JUST WANNA HEAR A JOKE,
LAUGH, SMILE, SMIRK, WHATEVER
AND MOVE ON WITH MY DAY.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
I THINK NOT.
The boy in the blue suit asks, WHAT ABOUT LIMERICKS?
Maxwell asks, WHAT?
The boy in the blue suit says, LIMERICKS.
YOU NEVER MENTIONED WHETHER OR
NOT YOU LIKED LIMERICKS.
Maxwell says, I’M NOT SURE WHAT A LIMERICK
IS.
The boy in the blue suit says, WELL IT'S LIKE A JOKE POEM WITH A
RHYME SCHEME OF AA, BB, A.
Maxwell says, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.
The boy in the blue suit says, NO, I, I ACTUALLY WROTE ONE DOWN FOR
YOU.
Maxwell turns away and shakes his head.
Maxwell whispers, THIS IS GONNA BE BAD.
The boy in the blue suit checks his pockets.
He says, I THINK I LEFT IT IN MY ROOM BUT
SHOULD HAVE IT MEMORIZED.
UM, OKAY.
THERE WAS A SMART KID NAMED
MAXWELL RAYNE WHO THOUGHT KNOCK
KNOCK JOKES WERE A PAIN.
HE WAS PUSHED TO THE BRINK AND THE
REASON I THINK IS THERE IS NO
FUNNY BONE IN HIS BRAIN.
Maxwell says, WELL, THIS JUST IN.
I DON'T LIKE LIMERICKS EITHER.
I’M MAXWELL RAYNE HAVE A PLEASANT
EVENING OR WHATEVER.
A female voice says, KNOCK KNOCK.
Maxwell asks, WHO’S THERE?
A woman in a blue polka dot shirt says, HA GOT YOU.
The boy in the blue suit says GOTCHA.
GOOD ONE, MS. MARTEL.
[News music]
In the tree fort, Matt looks at his watch.
Matt says, TVOKIDS, IT'S, IT’S LOOKING LIKE
WE’RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME AND I
HAVEN'T HEARD FROM LAUREL SO I
GUESS SHE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT
HER JOKES.
YOU KNOW JOKES ARE SUCH A GREAT WAY TO
MAKE YOURSELF LAUGH, MAKE OTHER
PEOPLE LAUGH AND EVEN GET A NEW
PERSPECTIVE AND IT’S KINDA SAD THAT
LAUREL DOESN'T GET JOKES.
I MEAN I KNOW SHE’S ALWAYS TRYING TO
GENERALLY JUST RUIN OUR LIVES
AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD BUT ...
[Thunder]
OH, WELL, I THINK SHE’S HERE.
Laurel appears in the sky.
Laurel says, STOP TALKING
ALREADY, MATTHEW.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE
TALKING ABOUT BUT I’M SURE IT'S
NOT AS IMPORTANT AS ME
CONQUERING THE WORLD OF COMEDY.
ARE YOU READY TO FINALLY LAUGH?
Matt says, YOU KNOW LAUREL, I REALLY
HOPE YOU GET THIS RIGHT.
LET’S HEAR IT,
WHATCHA GOT?
Laurel says, OKAY
She clears her throat and says, KNOCK KNOCK.
Matt puts his finger to his mouth.
Laurel says, FEEL FREE TO INTERRUPT ME THIS
TIME.
Matt says, OH! THIS TIME I CAN, I MEAN
Laurel says, KNOCK KNOCK.
Matt asks, WHO’S THERE.
Laurel says, BOO.
Matt asks, BOO WHO?
Laurel says, DON'T CRY MATTHEW, IT’S
ONLY A JOKE.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt claps his hands.
Matt says, LAUREL,
THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY.
YOU DID IT!
Laurel says, AH HA!
At the same time, Matt says, YOU TOLD A JOKE!
Laurel says, YOU LAUGHED
Laurel says, I DID IT.
NOT ONLY AM I THE MAYOR OF THE
FOREST BUT NOW I’M THE QUEEN OF
COMEDY.
LOOK UPON MY JOKES YEE MIGHTY AND
DESPAIR.
LAUREL OUT.
FOOLS.
Matt says, BYE, LAUREL.
TVOKIDS I AM GENUINELY
SHOCKED.
I DID NOT THINK SHE WOULD BE
ABLE TO PULL A JOKE OFF BUT,
HEY, THIS WAS A SUCCESSFUL JOKE
DAY.
IF WE HAVE THE VILLAIN MAYOR OF
THE FOREST TELLING JOKES WE’VE
DONE SOMETHING RIGHT.
TVOKIDS, I’VE HAD SO MUCH
FUN LAUGHING WITH YOU AND TELLING JOKES
AND MAKE SURE YOU GO TO
TVOKIDS.COM TO CHECK OUT ALL OF OUR
VIDEOS, THERE’S TONS OF LAUGHS TO
BE HAD THERE AS WELL AS
VIDEO GAMES AND YOU CAN CHECK
OUT ALL YOUR FAVOURITE THAT TVOKIDS
SHOW SHOWS.
HEY AND TVOKIDS WE’VE GOT
NEW EPISODES OF ODD SQUAD,
MOBILE UNIT RIGHT HERE ON
TVOKIDS.
I HAVE HAD A BLAST LAUGHING WITH
YOU AND IF YOU’VE A JOKE FOR
ME SEND IT TO US VIA EMAIL AT
TVOKIDS AT TVO.ORG
HEY TVOKDIS I’VE HAD A GREAT TIME WITH YOU
TODAY.
Matt laughs.
Matt says, HAVE FUN.
GET OUT THERE IN THE SUNSHINE
AND KEEP LAUGHING.
BYE, TVOKDIS.
Matt waves and laughs.
[Upbeat music]
“That TVOKids Show.”
Laura’s dark shoulder-length bob and bangs bounce as she runs. She wears a bright purple tee shirt, blue jeans and sneakers.
They are both in their twenties.
Lucas and Laura sing an upbeat song as they run over a bridge. They carefully balance on a fallen log as they cross over a creek. They duck under a wooden bridge as someone walks over it. Laura and Lucas smile as they run downstairs.
[Upbeat music plays]
Lucas and Laura sing.
PACK UP YOUR BAGS
KISS YOUR TURTLE GOODBYE
COME UP AND CLIMB
WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY
SO MUCH TO SEE
SO MUCH TO DO
Lucas and Laura sing, IN OUR TREE FORT
WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU
Lucas and Laura run on a street.
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
[Geese honking]
Laura says, PASSWORD, PLEASE.
Lucas whispers in Laura’s ear.
Text reads, Rubber Chicken
[Slide whistle]
Lucas grabs a rope ladder.
Lucas and Laura sing, LA, LA, LA, LA
DO, DO, DO, DO
An animated map unfolds, showing a path from houses to the tree fort.
Lucas and Laura sing, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
Matt wears a long-sleeved navy and white striped shirt and jeans.
Matt says, HEY TVOKIDS, I GOT
A JOKE FOR YA.
OKAY READY?
WHAT DID THE BISON SAY TO HIS
KID WHEN HE DROPPED HIM OFF AT
SCHOOL?
BYE, SON.
Matt grabs a paper with Bi-son and Bye Son written on it.
Matt says, GET IT?
BYE, SON.
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE BISON.
OKAY, ALRIGHT,
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE.
WHAT DO YOU HEAR WHEN A
PTERODACTYL GOES TO THE
BATHROOM?
NOTHING.
CAUSE THE P IS SILENT.
GET IT.
BECAUSE THE P IN PTERO…
OKAY, TVOKIDS, YOU’RE PROBABLY WONDERING,
WHY IS MATT TELLING
ME JOKES?
CAUSE IT'S JOKE DAY IN THE
TREE FORT.
I'VE GOT TONS OF JOKES FOR YOU.
I LOVE JOKES.
I LOVE RIDDLES, RHYMES,
LIMERICKS, ALL KINDS OF JOKES
AND UH, I GOT TONS SO I AM SO
EXCITED TO SHARE THEM.
Laurel says, EXCUSE ME.
Laurel appears in the sky behind Matt.
Laurel says, DID SOMEBODY SAY "JOKES?"
Matt answers, HEY LAUREL, YEAH
WE’RE TALKING JOKES TODAY
I’M KINDA SURPRISED TO SEE YOU.
Laurel says, YOU KNOW MATTHEW, I’M BIT OF A
COMEDIAN MYSELF.
DOES THAT SURPRISE YOU?
[Laughter]
Matt answers YEAH, IT DOES SURPRISE ME.
Laurel says, WELL, IT SHOULDN'T!
BECAUSE I’M AMAZING AT EVERYTHING.
BEING A MAYOR.BEING EVIL.
BEACH VOLLEYBALL.
AND NOW, PROBABLY COMEDY AS WELL.
SO QUIT YELLING AT ME FOR ONE HOT
MINUTE AND LET ME TELL A JOKE.
[Laughter]
Matt says, OKAY LAUREL!
Laurel says, OKAY HERE IT GOES.
ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH YOURSELF
INTO ORGAN FAILURE?
OKAY, MY WITTICISM GOES LIKE
THIS.
KNOCK KNOCK.
Matt asks, WHO’S THERE?
Laurel says, QUIT INTERRUPTING ME.
I’M TRYING TO TELL A JOKE.
Laurel clears her throat.
Matt says, OKAY.
Laurel says, KNOCK KNOCK
IT'S BEAUTIFUL MAYOR LAUREL HERE
TO TAKE AWAY ALL YOU LOVE AND
HOLD DEAR.
[Crickets]
Matt says, UM, YEAH,
YOU KNOW LAUREL, THAT'S JUST
KINDA LIKE BEING MEAN.
A JOKE IS MORE LIKE THIS.
KNOCK KNOCK.
WHO’S THERE?
WHO.
WHO WHO?
I DIDN'T KNOW WERE YOU AN OWL.
[Drums and snare]
Matt asks, GET IT?
CAUSE OWLS GO HOO HOO AND IT
AND IT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE
I SAID HOO AND YOU SAID HOO
AND YOU SOUND LIKE AN OWL.
IT’S KIND OF FUNNY?
[Laughter]
Matt says, AH, THERE YOU GO.
Laurel shouts, FINE!
I'VE LEAVE.
BUT I WILL BE BACK WITH
SOMETHING SO HILARIOUS YOU WILL
LAUGH.
Matt says, OKAY.
Laurel says, I SWEAR IT
Matt says, ALRIGHT I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT,
LAUREL. HEY,
THANKS FOR, THANKS FOR COMING BY.
SO, LAUREL’S INTO JOKES.
UH, WHO WOULDA THOUGHT.
I, I’M KINDA LOOKING FORWARD TO HER,
TO HER JOKES.
AND WE GOT A CALLER.
OKAY, LET'S SEE.
HOPEFULLY THEY’RE FUNNY.
[Frog horn]
Matt presses an orange button and puts on headphones.
Matt says, HEY, CALLER.
MATT SPEAKING.
UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
A boy says, MITCHELL.
Matt says, HEY MITCHELL
DO YOU KNOW THE SECRET PASSWORD TODAY?
Mitchell says, RUBBER CHICKEN.
Matt says, YOU GOT IT.
PUTTING YOU IN THE SKY.
Matt takes off the headphones. Mitchell appears in the sky and smiles.
Matt says, THERE YOU ARE.
HEY, MITCHELL!
IT'S JOKE DAY IN THE TREE FORT.
ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
[Laughing]
Matt says, OKAY.
SO YOU GOT UH, -- I HEARD UH, I HEARD YOU’RE
REALLY GOOD AT JOKES.
YOU GOT A COUPLE OF JOKES FOR
ME?
Mitchell answers, YES.
Matt says, ALRIGHT, LET'S HEAR YOUR
JOKE.
Mitchell is 6 years old.
Mitchell asks, WHAT IS A CAT'S FAVOURITE
COLOUR?
Matt says, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT IS A CAT'S FAVOURITE
COLOUR?
Mitchell says, PURPLE.
Matt says, PURPLE.
THAT'S AWESOME.
OKAY.
TELL ME ANOTHER ONE, TELL ME
ANOTHER ONE.
Mitchell asks, WHY WOULD YOU BRING AN EXTRA
PAIR OF PANTS IN GOLFING?
Matt responds, I DON'T KNOW.
WHY WOULD YOU BRING AN EXTRA
PAIR OF PANTS GOLFING?
Mitchell says, JUST IN CASE YOU GOT A HOLE
IN ONE.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt says, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE,
BUDDY. HEY, OKAY
ARE YOU READY TO HELP ME CHOOSE
THE CHAMPION FOR THE CUTE TIME
OOT?
Mitchell says, YEAH.
Matt says, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE THE CHAMPION.
A male announcer says, CHAMPION!
An otter floats in water.
Matt says, OKAY, WE GOT A LITTLE
OTTER HERE.
THEY’RE LOOKING VERY, VERY
CUTE.
WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE THAT OUT OF
10, MITCHELL?
Mitchell says, AH ...
Matt says, OUT OF 10, FOR CUTENESS?
WOULD YOU GIVE IT LIKE A…
DO YOU THINK IT WAS REALLY CUTE?
Mitchell says, [Indiscernible]
Matt says, SORRY, WHAT WAS IT?
Mitchell says, SEVEN.
Matt says, SEVEN.
OKAY.THAT’S FAIR, THAT’S REALLY GOOD
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF THE
CHALLENGER.
The announcer says, CHALLENGER!
A grey kitten rides a Roomba while it moves across a floor.
Matt says, OKAY.
KITTY IS ON A ROOMBA. SHE’S
HELPING WITH THE CHORE, SHE’S
GETTING THE FLOOR NICE AND
CLEAN.
HOW CUTE IS THAT TO YOU,
MITCHELL, OUTTA 10?
Mitchell says, UH, FIVE.
Matt says, FIVE.
SO OUR CURRENT REIGNING CHAMP IS
STAYING THE CHAMPION.
SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING
US OUT WITH THAT AND TVOKIDS,
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE THE NEXT
PERSON TO HELP US CHOOSE THE
CUTE TIME OOT CHAMPION YOU CAN
GO AHEAD AND
GIVE US A CALL GET A GROWNUP TO
GIVE US A CALL, AND HEY, MAYBE
YOU COULD BE THE NEXT PERSON UP
IN THE SKY IN THE TREE FORT.
THAT’D BE PRETTY COOL.
AND SPEAKING OF STICKING
AROUND, MITCHELL, I HOPE YOU CAN
STICK AROUND ‘CAUSE I GOT SOME
MORE JOKES FOR YA.
HOW’S THAT SOUND?
Mitchell says, GOOD.
Matt says, OKAY.
AH, HERE WE GO.
LET'S, LET’S GIVE YOU SOME MORE JOKES.
AH, A RIDDLE IS A STATEMENT OR A
QUESTION THAT CAN HAVE A DOUBLE
MEANING.
SO THAT'S WHAT RIDDLES ARE ALL ABOUT
AND AH, IT'S OFTEN A MISLEADING OR A
PUZZLING QUESTION THAT A PERSON
HAS TO SOLVE OR GUESS.
SOME CAN BE PRETTY CORNY
[Laughter]
Matt says, AND
THESE ARE PRETTY CORNY, SO
MITCHELL, I HOPE YOU LIKE CORNY
JOKES AND IF YOU KNOW THE
PUNCHLINE JUST BLURT THEM OUT
FEEL FREE TO LAUGH.
I’M JUST GONNA HIT
YOU WITH A BUNCH OF
JOKES.
YOU READY?
Mitchell says, YEAH.
Matt asks, OKAY, WHAT'S BLACK AND
WHITE AND BLUE?
A SAD ZEBRA.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt asks, RIGHT?
PRETTY FUNNY?
SAD ZEBRA.
OKAY, HERE’S THE NEXT ONE.
WHAT WORD IS SPELLED WRONG
IN THE DICTIONARY?
WRONG!
[Laughter]
[Drums and snare]
Matt says, THESE ARE SO SILLY
OKAY.
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE HORSE THAT
LIVES NEXT DOOR?
YOUR NEIGHBOUR.
[Drums and snare]
Matt says, HA, YOUR NEIGHBOUR, OKAY.
WHY DID THE STRAWBERRY CRY?
HIS PARENTS WERE IN A JAM.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt says, HA! MITCHELL, YOU’RE LOVING
THIS I’M GLAD.
OK, WHY WAS CINDERELLA SO BAD AT
SOCCER?
BECAUSE SHE KEPT RUNNING AWAY
FROM THE BALL.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt says, UH AND WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE ELSA
A BALLOON?
BECAUSE SHE WON'T LET GO.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt says, HEY MITCHELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
STICKING AROUND FOR THESE JOKES
AND AH, WE GOT A COUPLE MORE JOKES
FOR YOU RIGHT HERE.
A female narrator asks, KNOW ANY JOKES?
A girl in a pink sweater asks, WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH
NO LEGS?
GROUND BEEF.
A girl in a brown jacket asks, WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE
ROAD? THE ANSWER IS
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO CROSS THE
ROAD.
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
A boy in a grey sweater asks,
WHY DID THE BOY THROW BUTTER OUT
THE WINDOW?
TO SEE BUTTERFLY.
[Laughter]
A boy in a long-sleeved dark blue shirt asks,
WHAT DO LEMONS NEED WHEN
THEY’RE HURT?
LEMONADE.
The boy smiles.
A girl in a pink sweater says, KNOCK KNOCK.
The narrator asks, WHO’S THERE?
The girl says, UM, ACH.
The narrator asks, ACH WHO?
The girl says, BLESS YOU
A girl in a long-sleeved orange shirt says, UH, KNOCK KNOCK
The narrator asks, WHO’S THERE?
The girl says, INTERRUPTING COW.
The narrator asks, INTERRUPTING COW…?
Before the narrator can finish speaking, the girl says, MOO!
[Laughter]
A boy in a red t-shirt says, KNOCK KNOCK.
The narrator asks, WHO’S THERE?
The boy says, BOO
The narrator says, BOO WHO?
The boy says, JEEZ, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY
ABOUT IT.
A girl in a long-sleeve striped shirt says, KNOCK KNOCK.
The narrator asks, WHO’S THERE?
The girl says BANANA.
The narrator asks, BANANA WHO?
The girl says, BANANA.
The narrator asks, BANANA WHO?
The girl says, BANANA.
The narrator asks, BANANA WHO?
The girl says, ORANGE.
The narrator asks, ORANGE WHO?
The girl says, ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY
BANANA?
Text reads, Know any jokes?
[Laughter]
Matt says, MAN THOSE KIDS FROM
JESSE KETCHEM ELEMENTARY ARE
HILARIOUS.
HEY, YOU ALL KNOW THEWHY DID THE CHICKEN
CROSS THE JOKE -- CROSS THE ROAD
JOKE, RIGHT?
DID YOU KNOW THAT JOKE IS
174-YEARS OLD?
A VERSION OF THE JOKE FIRST
APPEARED IN A NEW YORK CITY
MAGAZINE CALLED THE
KNICKERBOCKER.
THE ORIGINAL JOKE GOES LIKE
THIS.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE
ROAD?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
[Drums and snare]
Matt says, BUT OVER THE YEARS THERE HAVE
BEEN COUNTLESS VARIATIONS LIKE
THIS ONE.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE
PLAYGROUND?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE.
[Drums and snare]
Matt asks, WHY DID THE RUBBER CHICKEN CROSS
THE ROAD?
SHE WANTED TO STRETCH HER LEGS!
[Drums and snare]
Matt says, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE.
WHY DID THE DUCK CROSS THE
ROAD?
TO PROVE HE WASN'T CHICKEN.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt says, TVOKIDS, I HOPE YOU LIKE THOSE
VARIATIONS AND I’M SURE YOU ARE
FAMILIAR WITH THAT JOKE AND AH IF
YOU ARE I HOPE YOU LIKE BIG TOP
ACADEMY BECAUSE THEY ALSO LOVE
JOKES OVER THERE.
[Thunder]
Matt says, AND WE GOT LAUREL COMING IN.
OH LAUREL, LAUREL, YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING
ME, GIRL.
WHAT'S UP?
WHAT DO YOU GOT TO SAY?
Laurel appears in the sky.
Laurel says, AH HA! I TOLD YOU I WOULD
RETURN AND HERE I AM.
PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR SIDE SPLIT
WITH MY SIDE SPLITTINGLY FUNNY
HUMOUR STATEMENTS.
Matt says, OKAY.
Laurel says, AND THIS TIME,
I HAVE A CHICKEN JOKE
BUT MY CHICKEN JOKE IS
SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR JOKES,
YOUR CHICKEN JOKES.
Matt says, ALL RIGHT.
Laurel says, YOU KNOW
I DON’T THINK YOUR EAR HOLES ARE
READY FOR THIS
COMIC ONSLAUGHT.
Matt says, OKAY, UH
I’M EXCITED, LAUREL.
WHAT YOU GOT?
LET'S HEAR IT.
CHICKEN JOKE.
Laurel says, OKAY FINE! HERE IT IS.
Laurel clears her throat.
Laurel asks, WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE
ROAD?
Laurel quietly says, PAUSE FOR EFFECT, PAUSE FOR EFFECT.
Matt asks, WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
WHAT? IS THIS PART OF THE JOKE?
ARE YOU SAYING PAUSE FOR EFFECT?
LAUREL?
Laurel clears her throat.
Laurel says, I’M CREATING
ANTICIPATION FOR MY HILARIOUS
ANSWER MATHEW IT’S CALLED
SHOWMANSHIP.
Matt says, SHOWMANSHIP.
SORRY, SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
SORRY, I’M SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT
PLEASE, CARRY ON.
Laurel says, FINE! I WILL BUT I DON'T
NEED YOUR PERMISSION.
Matt laughs and Laurel clears her throat.
Laurel says, THE AFOREMENTIONED CHICKEN
CROSSED THE ROAD FOR REASONS ALL
ON HIS OR HER OWN.
[Crickets]
Laurel says, CUE RIM SHOT
[Crickets]
Matt says, YEAH, UH, LAUREL, THAT’S UH,
I’M GONNA BE HONEST,
THAT ONE’S
PRETTY ROUGH.
YOU’RE GONNA WANNA
WORKSHOP THAT A
A LITTLE BIT.
Laurel says, CURSE YOU MATTHEW.
Matt says, SORRY.
Laurel says, I’LL LEAVE BUT
MARK MY WORDS, I WILL RETURN.
AND BY ALL THAT IS EVIL YOU WILL
LAUGH.
HA!
BUT YOU KNOW, UM
A REAL LAUGH, NOT A
COOL EVIL LAUGH LIKE MINE
Matt laughs
Matt says, ALL RIGHT.
Laurel says, GOODBYE.
Matt says, BYE LAUREL.
TVOKIDS, LAUREL’S
ALWAYS – SHE’S JUST HOPPING IN
HERE AND INTERRUPTING.
OKAY, I HOPE YOU LIKE THESE JOKES
FROM BIG TOP ACADEMY.
[News music]
A clapper board reading “coffee” is snapped closed. Maxwell sits in an orange chair with his arms and legs crossed. Nicholas wears a blue suit and sits on an orange couch. A logo reads, Big Top Academy and text underneath it reads, Big Top Bulletin.
The boy in the black suit says, I AM MAXWELL RAYNE.
IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF
WHAT BUGS ME RIGHT NOW.
THE TOPIC OF TODAY’S WHAT BUGS ME RIGHT
NOW IS KNOCK KNOCK JOKES.
I HAVE A DECENT SENSE OF HUMOUR.
The boy in the blue suit laughs and tries to cover it up.
Maxwell asks, WHAT?
The boy in the blue suit says, OH, NOTHING.
SORRY.
GO ON.
Maxwell says, WELL, LIKE I WAS SAYING, I
APPRECIATE A GOOD JOKE.
A PUN, A RIDDLE, A PRANK.
I LOVE THEM ALL.
YOU WANT TO TELL ME A JOKE, I'LL
HAPPILY LISTEN, UNLESS IT'S A
KNOCK KNOCK JOKE.
I DON'T WANT TO DO HALF THE WORK
JUST TO HEAR A DUMB JOKE.
YOU SAY KNOCK KNOCK.
AND THEN I SAY WHO’S THERE?
AND THEN YOU TELL ME WHO’S
THERE AND I HAVE TO ASK ANOTHER
QUESTION JUST TO GET THE WHOLE
POINT OF THE JOKE.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO ASK SO
MANY QUESTIONS.
I JUST WANNA HEAR A JOKE,
LAUGH, SMILE, SMIRK, WHATEVER
AND MOVE ON WITH MY DAY.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
I THINK NOT.
The boy in the blue suit asks, WHAT ABOUT LIMERICKS?
Maxwell asks, WHAT?
The boy in the blue suit says, LIMERICKS.
YOU NEVER MENTIONED WHETHER OR
NOT YOU LIKED LIMERICKS.
Maxwell says, I’M NOT SURE WHAT A LIMERICK
IS.
The boy in the blue suit says, WELL IT'S LIKE A JOKE POEM WITH A
RHYME SCHEME OF AA, BB, A.
Maxwell says, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.
The boy in the blue suit says, NO, I, I ACTUALLY WROTE ONE DOWN FOR
YOU.
Maxwell turns away and shakes his head.
Maxwell whispers, THIS IS GONNA BE BAD.
The boy in the blue suit checks his pockets.
He says, I THINK I LEFT IT IN MY ROOM BUT
SHOULD HAVE IT MEMORIZED.
UM, OKAY.
THERE WAS A SMART KID NAMED
MAXWELL RAYNE WHO THOUGHT KNOCK
KNOCK JOKES WERE A PAIN.
HE WAS PUSHED TO THE BRINK AND THE
REASON I THINK IS THERE IS NO
FUNNY BONE IN HIS BRAIN.
Maxwell says, WELL, THIS JUST IN.
I DON'T LIKE LIMERICKS EITHER.
I’M MAXWELL RAYNE HAVE A PLEASANT
EVENING OR WHATEVER.
A female voice says, KNOCK KNOCK.
Maxwell asks, WHO’S THERE?
A woman in a blue polka dot shirt says, HA GOT YOU.
The boy in the blue suit says GOTCHA.
GOOD ONE, MS. MARTEL.
[News music]
In the tree fort, Matt looks at his watch.
Matt says, TVOKIDS, IT'S, IT’S LOOKING LIKE
WE’RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME AND I
HAVEN'T HEARD FROM LAUREL SO I
GUESS SHE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT
HER JOKES.
YOU KNOW JOKES ARE SUCH A GREAT WAY TO
MAKE YOURSELF LAUGH, MAKE OTHER
PEOPLE LAUGH AND EVEN GET A NEW
PERSPECTIVE AND IT’S KINDA SAD THAT
LAUREL DOESN'T GET JOKES.
I MEAN I KNOW SHE’S ALWAYS TRYING TO
GENERALLY JUST RUIN OUR LIVES
AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD BUT ...
[Thunder]
OH, WELL, I THINK SHE’S HERE.
Laurel appears in the sky.
Laurel says, STOP TALKING
ALREADY, MATTHEW.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE
TALKING ABOUT BUT I’M SURE IT'S
NOT AS IMPORTANT AS ME
CONQUERING THE WORLD OF COMEDY.
ARE YOU READY TO FINALLY LAUGH?
Matt says, YOU KNOW LAUREL, I REALLY
HOPE YOU GET THIS RIGHT.
LET’S HEAR IT,
WHATCHA GOT?
Laurel says, OKAY
She clears her throat and says, KNOCK KNOCK.
Matt puts his finger to his mouth.
Laurel says, FEEL FREE TO INTERRUPT ME THIS
TIME.
Matt says, OH! THIS TIME I CAN, I MEAN
Laurel says, KNOCK KNOCK.
Matt asks, WHO’S THERE.
Laurel says, BOO.
Matt asks, BOO WHO?
Laurel says, DON'T CRY MATTHEW, IT’S
ONLY A JOKE.
[Drums and snare]
[Laughter]
Matt claps his hands.
Matt says, LAUREL,
THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY.
YOU DID IT!
Laurel says, AH HA!
At the same time, Matt says, YOU TOLD A JOKE!
Laurel says, YOU LAUGHED
Laurel says, I DID IT.
NOT ONLY AM I THE MAYOR OF THE
FOREST BUT NOW I’M THE QUEEN OF
COMEDY.
LOOK UPON MY JOKES YEE MIGHTY AND
DESPAIR.
LAUREL OUT.
FOOLS.
Matt says, BYE, LAUREL.
TVOKIDS I AM GENUINELY
SHOCKED.
I DID NOT THINK SHE WOULD BE
ABLE TO PULL A JOKE OFF BUT,
HEY, THIS WAS A SUCCESSFUL JOKE
DAY.
IF WE HAVE THE VILLAIN MAYOR OF
THE FOREST TELLING JOKES WE’VE
DONE SOMETHING RIGHT.
TVOKIDS, I’VE HAD SO MUCH
FUN LAUGHING WITH YOU AND TELLING JOKES
AND MAKE SURE YOU GO TO
TVOKIDS.COM TO CHECK OUT ALL OF OUR
VIDEOS, THERE’S TONS OF LAUGHS TO
BE HAD THERE AS WELL AS
VIDEO GAMES AND YOU CAN CHECK
OUT ALL YOUR FAVOURITE THAT TVOKIDS
SHOW SHOWS.
HEY AND TVOKIDS WE’VE GOT
NEW EPISODES OF ODD SQUAD,
MOBILE UNIT RIGHT HERE ON
TVOKIDS.
I HAVE HAD A BLAST LAUGHING WITH
YOU AND IF YOU’VE A JOKE FOR
ME SEND IT TO US VIA EMAIL AT
TVOKIDS AT TVO.ORG
HEY TVOKDIS I’VE HAD A GREAT TIME WITH YOU
TODAY.
Matt laughs.
Matt says, HAVE FUN.
GET OUT THERE IN THE SUNSHINE
AND KEEP LAUGHING.
BYE, TVOKDIS.
Matt waves and laughs.
[Upbeat music]
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