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Transcript: Oswald in the Machine
(music plays)
A TVO Kids and Sinking Ship entertainment original.
(music plays)
Agent Opal is around 12, has long straight brown hair in a ponytail and wears a white shirt, an orange tie and a blue blazer with an Odd Squad badge.
She says MY NAME IS AGENT OPAL. THESE ARE MY PARTNERS: OMAR, ORLA AND OSWALD.
Omar is around 11, with short curly brown hair and wears an Odd Squad Agent's uniform.
Orla is around 11, with long straight brown hair in pigtail braids and wears an Odd Squad Agent's uniform.
Oswald is around 10, with slightly long wavy red hair and wears an Odd Squad Agent's uniform.
Opal THIS IS MY LEAST FAVOURITE TOE.
A picture of one of Opal's feet appears with an arrow pointing at the ring toe.
Opal says WE TRAVEL THE WORLD INVESTIGATING ANYTHING STRANGE, WEIRD, AND ESPECIALLY ODD.
Pictures from the squad's odd missions shows the Odd Squad van flying, people with fruit torsos and dolphin waiters.
Opal says OUR JOB IS TO PUT THINGS RIGHT AGAIN. [DYNAMIC INSTRUMENTAL]
The agents scream as they fly on van over Paris.
Clips show images of the team's adventures during their missions.
They all say SHIELDS UP!
Opal says WHO DO WE WORK FOR? WE WORK FOR ODD SQUAD.
The name of the show appears inside a badge. It reads "Odd Squad."
The name of the episode appears on a file. It reads "Oswald in the machine."
[PENSIVE MUSIC]
Omar contemplates a set of buttons on a table and bench set.
Opal says HEY, PARTNER. WHAT'S UP?
Omar says I FIGURED OUT WHAT ALL THESE BUTTONS DO, EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE. LOOKS LIKE A PILE OF PENCILS AND PAPERS.
Opal says HM. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PRESS IT? [BEEPING]
As she presses the button, the table and benches retract into the wall.
[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
All the files and pencils on the table fall into a pile.
Omar says OH...
Opal says TOTALLY MAKES SENSE NOW.
The van computer says AGENTS! YOU HAVE AN INCOMING CALL FROM THE BIG O.
The team gather around the table.
Miss O says THERE YOU FOUR ARE.
A boy says COOL!
[AGENTS SCREAMING]
He says HI, GUYS!
Oswald says WHO ARE YOU?
The boy says I'M OXLEY!
Miss O says HE KEEPS THE VAN STOCKED WITH FOOD AND JUICE.
Oswald says WELL, IN THAT CASE, WELCOME ABOARD!
Oxley says I'VE BEEN MAKING WEEKLY DELIVERIES SINCE AUGUST.
The agents say SERIOUSLY? WOW.
Miss O says HE KEEPS A LOW PROFILE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, OXLEY?
Oswald says AH! HE TURNED INTO JUICE BOXES!
Oxley says NO, I DIDN'T. I JUST WALKED AWAY QUIETLY.
Miss O says NOW, LET'S GET BACK TO BUSINESS.
Opal says HOW CAN WE HELP?
Miss O says A FLOAT-INATOR GADGET WAS STOLEN BY A VILLAIN, AND IS NOW BEING HELD AT A WAREHOUSE IN STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN. EVEN WORSE, THE WAREHOUSE IS BEING GUARDED BY EVIL ROBOTS. [AGENTS GASPING]
Miss O says YOU NEED TO FIND A WAY IN AND GET THE GADGET BACK. ANY QUESTIONS?
They all say NO. ALL CLEAR.
Miss O says HM. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE QUESTIONS, SO I LEFT TIME FOR THAT. WE CAN JUST WAIT IT OUT.
The agents keep thinking but nothing comes to mind.
Miss O hits her desk and says TIME'S UP!
[AGENTS GASPING]
Miss O says WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO!
Oswald says SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN TO GET THE GADGET BACK?
Orla says I DO MY CLASSIC "SMASH AND GRAB." I SMASH THROUGH THE WALL AND GRAB THE GADGET.
Opal says ORLA, ONLY A ROBOT CAN GET PAST THE SCANNERS AND INTO THE ROOM WHERE THE GADGET IS BEING KEPT.
Omar says SO, WE'RE GOING TO ATTACH THIS DEVICE TO A ROBOT. AND THEN, WE'LL BE ABLE TO PROGRAM IT TO BRING US THE FLOAT-INATOR.
Opal says ROBOTS FOLLOW A SET OF INSTRUCTIONS, OR CODE THAT TELL THEM WHAT TO DO. WE CAN BUILD OUR OWN CODE FOR THE ROBOT TO FOLLOW.
Oswald says YEAH, BUT, HOW DO WE GET INSIDE AND ATTACH THE GADGET TO A ROBOT WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT?
Omar says I MADE THE PERFECT ROBOT DISGUISE.
Oswald says SO, WHO'S GONNA WEAR IT? [PONDEROUS MUSIC]
Wearing the robot disguise, Oswald says SERIOUSLY?
Opal says OMAR AND I DECIDED YOU'D MAKE THE BEST ROBOT. YOU'RE ORGANIZED, KNOWLEDGEABLE, AND HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF DANCE?
[FUNKY TECHNO MUSIC]
A clip shows Oswald dance like a robot.
Orla says I LOVE YOUR ROBOT MOVES.
Oswald says THOSE ARE MY NORMAL MOVES.
The disguise starts falling apart and Oswald says UGH! THIS'LL NEVER WORK.
Omar says UH, JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TAPE.
Opal gives him the gadget to attach to the robots and says OSWALD, I PROMISE YOU'LL BE IN AND OUT IN NO TIME.
Oswald says IN AND OUT. GOT IT.
Omar says THIS HELMET WILL LET US TALK TO YOU AND SEE WHAT YOU'RE SEEING.
Oswald says IT'S KIND OF DARK IN HERE.
[THUD]
He bumps into the wall.
Omar says OH, I FORGOT TO ADD THE EYE HOLES. [OSWALD, QUIETLY]
As Oswald walks into the warehouse, the team watches his moves on the van computer screen.
Oswald says THIS IS CRAZY.
Opal says HEAD RIGHT FOR THAT DOOR, OSWALD.
Oswald says UH, BEEP, BOOP. ROBOT GOING TO WORK. I'M OFFICIALLY INSIDE THE ROBOT FACILITY.
Omar says LOVE YOUR ROBOT VOICE!
Oswald says THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE. [ROBOTS BEEPING]
Oswald says GUYS, THIS IS NOT GOOD. THERE'S ROBOTS EVERYWHERE. I NEED TO HIDE.
Opal says OSWALD, YOU JUST NEED TO ATTACH THE DEVICE LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT.
Oswald says THEY'RE GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHO I AM.
Opal says NO, THEY'RE NOT. YOU ARE A ROBOT, SO ACT LIKE ONE.
[OSWALD GASPING]
He bumps into one of the robots down a hallway.
[ROBOT BEEPING] [ROBOT]
The robot says POSSIBLE INTRUDER.
Oswald says BEEP, BOOP. I AM A ROBOT. BEEP, BOOP. [ROBOT BEEPING] [ROBOT]
The robot says OH. OK. TOTALLY COOL.
Oswald says BEEP BOOP.
[GADGET WHIRRING]
Oswald says I DID IT! THE DEVICE IS ATTACHED!
[GADGET PINGING]
Opal says GREAT JOB, OSWALD!
Oswald says OKAY, I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE. [THUD]
The robot turns around and says WHO ARE YOU?
Oswald says OS-BOT. OS-BOT, YES, THAT IS MY NAME. I AM A SECURITY ROBOT SENT TO PROTECT THE ODD SQUAD GADGET. IT IS PROTECTED. I SHALL BE GOING NOW.
The robot says YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
Oswald says UH-OH.
The robot says UNTIL WE THROW YOU A WELCOME PARTY. EVERYBODY, PLEASE WELCOME OS-BOT.
[ROBOTS IN UNISON]
All the robots say WELCOME, OS-BOT. WELCOME, OS-BOT.
Oswald says GUYS, THIS IS WEIRD.
Opal says YOU'RE DOING GREAT, OSWALD. KEEP THE ROBOTS BUSY AND WE'LL GET THE GADGET.
Oswald says HURRY, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN KEEP THIS UP.
A robot waits on him and says NUTS? BOLTS? COMPUTER CHIPS?
In the van, Omar says OK, THIS IS A MAP OF THE BUILDING. THE GREY SQUARES SHOW THE HALLWAY AND THE BLACK SQUARES SHOW THE ROOMS. HERE'S THE ROBOT, AND HERE'S THE FLOAT-INATOR.
Opal says TO GET THE GADGET, WE NEED TO CODE THE ROBOT USING THESE BLOCKS.
Oral says AH, I SEE. EACH OF THESE COLOURED BLOCKS TELL THE ROBOT TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
Opal says WOW, YOU PICKED THAT UP REALLY FAST.
Orla says I AM OLD, BUT I AM BRILLIANT.
Omar says OK. SO, THE GADGET IS DOWN THE HALL AND TO THE LEFT. SO, LET'S START WITH THE FORWARD DIRECTION BLOCK TO MAKE HIM MOVE FORWARD. [GADGET BEEPING]
Orla says NOW, GO ROBOT! GO!
Opal says HANG ON. FIRST, WE NEED TO TELL THE ROBOT HOW MANY SQUARES TO MOVE. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR SQUARES. SO, WE'LL ADD FOUR NUMBER BLOCKS.
Oral shouts GO, ROBOT, GO!
Omar says HOLD ON, ORLA. AT THE END OF THE HALL, WE WANT THE ROBOT TO TURN. SO, LET'S ADD A LEFT TURNING BLOCK.
Opal says AND NOW, WE PRESS THIS GREEN BUTTON TO MAKE IT GO, RIGHT AFTER ORLA SAYS
Orla says PLEASE?
Opal says NO.
Omar says THE OTHER THING.
Orla says PRETTY PLEASE?
Omar and Opal say THE ROBOT THING.
Orla says AH. I WISH YOU'D BEEN CLEARER FROM THE BEGINNING. GO, ROBOT, GO! [GADGET BUZZING] [ROBOT BEEPING] [RETRO VIDEO GAME MUSIC]
Omar says THE ROBOT IS MAKING ITS WAY TO THE END OF THE HALL, WHERE IT WILL TURN LEFT.
Orla says HARK, THE ROBOT WILL NOT STOP TURNING LEFT!
Opal says OH, NO. I FORGOT TO ADD A NUMBER BLOCK TO MAKE IT TURN LEFT ONLY ONCE! NOW, IT'LL JUST KEEP TURNING.
Omar says WELL, IT CAN'T TURN FOREVER. [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] [DRAMATIC MUSIC] [ROBOT BEEPING STOPPING]
The robot crashes after spinning.
Omar says SEE? I WAS RIGHT.
Orla says WE HAVE BUT ONLY ONE CHOICE LEFT. SMASH AND GRAB!
Opal says I THINK I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
At the welcoming party, Oswald says SO, HOW YOU GUYS CLIMB THESE STAIRS?
A robot says WE DO NOT. THAT IS WHY WE NEED THE FLOAT-INATOR GADGET. AND TO CAUSE ODDNESS WORLDWIDE. [ROBOTS LAUGHING]
Oswald says HA, HA, HA... RIGHT, YES. I KNEW THAT. BEEP BOOP.
The robot says OS-BOT, IT IS TIME FOR THE DANCE COMPETITION. NEW ROBOTS GO FIRST.
Oswald says THAT IS VERY NICE, BUT NO THANKS.
The robot says DANCE! YOU MUST DANCE!
Oswald says OK, OK, DANCING.
The robots cheer and say GO, OS-BOT. GO OS-BOT. GO, GO, GO. GO, OS-BOT.
Opal says OSWALD, WE NEED YOUR HELP.
Oswald says SERIOUSLY?
Opal says YES! THE ROBOT NEEDS A RESET. FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF THERE.
Oswald says DO NOT STOP THE PARTY, ROBOTS. I JUST NEED SOME FRESH AIR. BEEP BOOP.
Oswald walks out of the room.
The robot says FRESH AIR? ROBOTS DO NOT NEED AIR. CONFUSING. CONFUSING. CONFUSING. OS-BOT IS NOT A ROBOT.
[OSWALD SIGHING]
Oswald says OK, I HIT THE RESET BUTTON. I CAN SEE THE GADGET FROM HERE. IT'S STRAIGHT DOWN THIS HALL THROUGH THE LASERS.
Opal says WE GOT IT FROM HERE. COME ON BACK.
Oswald says I'M ON MY WAY.
As he turns around, 3 robots stop them.
The robots say OS-BOT, WE SUSPECT THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY AN ODD SQUAD AGENT.
Oswald says ME? WHAT? NO WAY. I AM TOTALLY A ROBOT. SEE? DANCING. I AM DANCING LIKE A ROBOT.
Suddenly, the front of the costume drops and the robots see the badge.
One of the robots says ODD SQUAD BADGE!
Oswald says OH!
The robot says PUT YOUR HUMAN HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM. ROBOTS! WHILE I GO SCAN THE BUILDING FOR OTHER ODD SQUAD AGENTS, BRING THE HUMAN TO THE MEETING ROOM, PLEASE.
Oswald says UH-OH.
Opal says OSWALD'S BEEN CAPTURED! WE NEED TO STOP THE MISSION AND GET HIM BACK.
Orla says OR, PERHAPS, THE ROBOT CAN DO BOTH.
Omar says ORLA, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. THE ROBOT WOULD HAVE TO GRAB THE GADGET HERE. THEN, WE WOULD HAVE TO CODE IT TO TURN AROUND, GO DOWN THIS HALL, DOWN ANOTHER HALL, ALL THE WAY TO THE MEETING ROOM ENTRANCE.
Orla says BUT, WE SHALL NOT USE THE ENTRANCE.
Omar says HUH?
Opal says WHAT?
Orla says LOOK AT WHICH ROOM IS NEXT TO THE GADGET ROOM.
Opal and Omar say THE MEETING ROOM?
Orla says WHERE OSWALD IS.
Opal says I STILL DON'T GET...
Orla says WE SHALL MOVE THE ROBOT FORWARD FIVE SQUARES. ONCE INSIDE, WE SHALL USE THE GRAB BLOCK TO GRAB THE GADGET FROM THE WALL, AND WE SHALL ADD ONE NUMBER BLOCK AS WELL. THEN, WE SHALL MOVE THE ROBOT FORWARD. [GADGET BUZZING]
Omar says AND HOW MANY NUMBER BLOCKS ARE WE GONNA ADD?
Orla says NONE.
Opal says THEN, IT'LL JUST KEEP GOING.
Orla says EXACTLY. RIGHT THROUGH THE WALL THAT IS CONNECTED TO THE MEETING ROOM. SMASH AND GRAB, BUT WITH CODING.
They all say GO, ROBOT, GO! [GADGET PINGING] [ROBOT WHIRRING] [BEEPING]
In the meeting room, one of the robots say TELL US EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT ODD SQUAD.
The robot with the gadget goes through the wall.
[WALL CRACKING]
The robots say AH. OH.
Opal says GRAB THE GADGET, OSWALD!
The robot says NOT, NOT HUMAN. DO NOT TOUCH THAT GADGET.
Oswald says IT'S CALLED A FLOAT-INATOR. [OSWALD GRUNTING]
Oswald points the gadgets at the robots and the robots start floating.
One of the robots says UH-OH. THIS IS NOT FUN. I AM FLOATING.
Oswald escapes.
The robot says STOP HIM.
[OSWALD GRUNTING]
[GADGET BUZZING]
Oswald keeps buzzing robots on his way out.
The waiting robot says UH-OH. I AM FLOATING.
Another robot says WE THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF US.
Oswald says I MAY WALK LIKE A ROBOT, TALK LIKE A ROBOT, AND EVEN DANCE A ROBOT, BUT I'M ODD SQUAD TO THE CORE. GREAT PARTY, THOUGH.
The robot says OH, NO. BUT THANK YOU FOR SAYING NICE WORDS ABOUT THE PARTY.
Inside the van, Opal says GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, ORLA. YOU REALLY GOT IN TOUCH WITH YOUR COMPUTER-Y SIDE.
Orla says THANKS, BUT I DO NOT THINK I'LL EVER BE AS IN TOUCH AS OSWALD.
Oswald does his robot dance and says GO, OS-BOT! GO, OS-BOT! GO. OS-BOT. GO, OS-BOT!
[DYNAMIC INSTRUMENTAL]
Music plays as the end credits roll.
A TVO Kids and Sinking Ship entertainment original.
(music plays)
Agent Opal is around 12, has long straight brown hair in a ponytail and wears a white shirt, an orange tie and a blue blazer with an Odd Squad badge.
She says MY NAME IS AGENT OPAL. THESE ARE MY PARTNERS: OMAR, ORLA AND OSWALD.
Omar is around 11, with short curly brown hair and wears an Odd Squad Agent's uniform.
Orla is around 11, with long straight brown hair in pigtail braids and wears an Odd Squad Agent's uniform.
Oswald is around 10, with slightly long wavy red hair and wears an Odd Squad Agent's uniform.
Opal THIS IS MY LEAST FAVOURITE TOE.
A picture of one of Opal's feet appears with an arrow pointing at the ring toe.
Opal says WE TRAVEL THE WORLD INVESTIGATING ANYTHING STRANGE, WEIRD, AND ESPECIALLY ODD.
Pictures from the squad's odd missions shows the Odd Squad van flying, people with fruit torsos and dolphin waiters.
Opal says OUR JOB IS TO PUT THINGS RIGHT AGAIN. [DYNAMIC INSTRUMENTAL]
The agents scream as they fly on van over Paris.
Clips show images of the team's adventures during their missions.
They all say SHIELDS UP!
Opal says WHO DO WE WORK FOR? WE WORK FOR ODD SQUAD.
The name of the show appears inside a badge. It reads "Odd Squad."
The name of the episode appears on a file. It reads "Oswald in the machine."
[PENSIVE MUSIC]
Omar contemplates a set of buttons on a table and bench set.
Opal says HEY, PARTNER. WHAT'S UP?
Omar says I FIGURED OUT WHAT ALL THESE BUTTONS DO, EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE. LOOKS LIKE A PILE OF PENCILS AND PAPERS.
Opal says HM. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PRESS IT? [BEEPING]
As she presses the button, the table and benches retract into the wall.
[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
All the files and pencils on the table fall into a pile.
Omar says OH...
Opal says TOTALLY MAKES SENSE NOW.
The van computer says AGENTS! YOU HAVE AN INCOMING CALL FROM THE BIG O.
The team gather around the table.
Miss O says THERE YOU FOUR ARE.
A boy says COOL!
[AGENTS SCREAMING]
He says HI, GUYS!
Oswald says WHO ARE YOU?
The boy says I'M OXLEY!
Miss O says HE KEEPS THE VAN STOCKED WITH FOOD AND JUICE.
Oswald says WELL, IN THAT CASE, WELCOME ABOARD!
Oxley says I'VE BEEN MAKING WEEKLY DELIVERIES SINCE AUGUST.
The agents say SERIOUSLY? WOW.
Miss O says HE KEEPS A LOW PROFILE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, OXLEY?
Oswald says AH! HE TURNED INTO JUICE BOXES!
Oxley says NO, I DIDN'T. I JUST WALKED AWAY QUIETLY.
Miss O says NOW, LET'S GET BACK TO BUSINESS.
Opal says HOW CAN WE HELP?
Miss O says A FLOAT-INATOR GADGET WAS STOLEN BY A VILLAIN, AND IS NOW BEING HELD AT A WAREHOUSE IN STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN. EVEN WORSE, THE WAREHOUSE IS BEING GUARDED BY EVIL ROBOTS. [AGENTS GASPING]
Miss O says YOU NEED TO FIND A WAY IN AND GET THE GADGET BACK. ANY QUESTIONS?
They all say NO. ALL CLEAR.
Miss O says HM. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE QUESTIONS, SO I LEFT TIME FOR THAT. WE CAN JUST WAIT IT OUT.
The agents keep thinking but nothing comes to mind.
Miss O hits her desk and says TIME'S UP!
[AGENTS GASPING]
Miss O says WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO!
Oswald says SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN TO GET THE GADGET BACK?
Orla says I DO MY CLASSIC "SMASH AND GRAB." I SMASH THROUGH THE WALL AND GRAB THE GADGET.
Opal says ORLA, ONLY A ROBOT CAN GET PAST THE SCANNERS AND INTO THE ROOM WHERE THE GADGET IS BEING KEPT.
Omar says SO, WE'RE GOING TO ATTACH THIS DEVICE TO A ROBOT. AND THEN, WE'LL BE ABLE TO PROGRAM IT TO BRING US THE FLOAT-INATOR.
Opal says ROBOTS FOLLOW A SET OF INSTRUCTIONS, OR CODE THAT TELL THEM WHAT TO DO. WE CAN BUILD OUR OWN CODE FOR THE ROBOT TO FOLLOW.
Oswald says YEAH, BUT, HOW DO WE GET INSIDE AND ATTACH THE GADGET TO A ROBOT WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT?
Omar says I MADE THE PERFECT ROBOT DISGUISE.
Oswald says SO, WHO'S GONNA WEAR IT? [PONDEROUS MUSIC]
Wearing the robot disguise, Oswald says SERIOUSLY?
Opal says OMAR AND I DECIDED YOU'D MAKE THE BEST ROBOT. YOU'RE ORGANIZED, KNOWLEDGEABLE, AND HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF DANCE?
[FUNKY TECHNO MUSIC]
A clip shows Oswald dance like a robot.
Orla says I LOVE YOUR ROBOT MOVES.
Oswald says THOSE ARE MY NORMAL MOVES.
The disguise starts falling apart and Oswald says UGH! THIS'LL NEVER WORK.
Omar says UH, JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TAPE.
Opal gives him the gadget to attach to the robots and says OSWALD, I PROMISE YOU'LL BE IN AND OUT IN NO TIME.
Oswald says IN AND OUT. GOT IT.
Omar says THIS HELMET WILL LET US TALK TO YOU AND SEE WHAT YOU'RE SEEING.
Oswald says IT'S KIND OF DARK IN HERE.
[THUD]
He bumps into the wall.
Omar says OH, I FORGOT TO ADD THE EYE HOLES. [OSWALD, QUIETLY]
As Oswald walks into the warehouse, the team watches his moves on the van computer screen.
Oswald says THIS IS CRAZY.
Opal says HEAD RIGHT FOR THAT DOOR, OSWALD.
Oswald says UH, BEEP, BOOP. ROBOT GOING TO WORK. I'M OFFICIALLY INSIDE THE ROBOT FACILITY.
Omar says LOVE YOUR ROBOT VOICE!
Oswald says THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE. [ROBOTS BEEPING]
Oswald says GUYS, THIS IS NOT GOOD. THERE'S ROBOTS EVERYWHERE. I NEED TO HIDE.
Opal says OSWALD, YOU JUST NEED TO ATTACH THE DEVICE LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT.
Oswald says THEY'RE GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHO I AM.
Opal says NO, THEY'RE NOT. YOU ARE A ROBOT, SO ACT LIKE ONE.
[OSWALD GASPING]
He bumps into one of the robots down a hallway.
[ROBOT BEEPING] [ROBOT]
The robot says POSSIBLE INTRUDER.
Oswald says BEEP, BOOP. I AM A ROBOT. BEEP, BOOP. [ROBOT BEEPING] [ROBOT]
The robot says OH. OK. TOTALLY COOL.
Oswald says BEEP BOOP.
[GADGET WHIRRING]
Oswald says I DID IT! THE DEVICE IS ATTACHED!
[GADGET PINGING]
Opal says GREAT JOB, OSWALD!
Oswald says OKAY, I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE. [THUD]
The robot turns around and says WHO ARE YOU?
Oswald says OS-BOT. OS-BOT, YES, THAT IS MY NAME. I AM A SECURITY ROBOT SENT TO PROTECT THE ODD SQUAD GADGET. IT IS PROTECTED. I SHALL BE GOING NOW.
The robot says YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
Oswald says UH-OH.
The robot says UNTIL WE THROW YOU A WELCOME PARTY. EVERYBODY, PLEASE WELCOME OS-BOT.
[ROBOTS IN UNISON]
All the robots say WELCOME, OS-BOT. WELCOME, OS-BOT.
Oswald says GUYS, THIS IS WEIRD.
Opal says YOU'RE DOING GREAT, OSWALD. KEEP THE ROBOTS BUSY AND WE'LL GET THE GADGET.
Oswald says HURRY, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN KEEP THIS UP.
A robot waits on him and says NUTS? BOLTS? COMPUTER CHIPS?
In the van, Omar says OK, THIS IS A MAP OF THE BUILDING. THE GREY SQUARES SHOW THE HALLWAY AND THE BLACK SQUARES SHOW THE ROOMS. HERE'S THE ROBOT, AND HERE'S THE FLOAT-INATOR.
Opal says TO GET THE GADGET, WE NEED TO CODE THE ROBOT USING THESE BLOCKS.
Oral says AH, I SEE. EACH OF THESE COLOURED BLOCKS TELL THE ROBOT TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
Opal says WOW, YOU PICKED THAT UP REALLY FAST.
Orla says I AM OLD, BUT I AM BRILLIANT.
Omar says OK. SO, THE GADGET IS DOWN THE HALL AND TO THE LEFT. SO, LET'S START WITH THE FORWARD DIRECTION BLOCK TO MAKE HIM MOVE FORWARD. [GADGET BEEPING]
Orla says NOW, GO ROBOT! GO!
Opal says HANG ON. FIRST, WE NEED TO TELL THE ROBOT HOW MANY SQUARES TO MOVE. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR SQUARES. SO, WE'LL ADD FOUR NUMBER BLOCKS.
Oral shouts GO, ROBOT, GO!
Omar says HOLD ON, ORLA. AT THE END OF THE HALL, WE WANT THE ROBOT TO TURN. SO, LET'S ADD A LEFT TURNING BLOCK.
Opal says AND NOW, WE PRESS THIS GREEN BUTTON TO MAKE IT GO, RIGHT AFTER ORLA SAYS
Orla says PLEASE?
Opal says NO.
Omar says THE OTHER THING.
Orla says PRETTY PLEASE?
Omar and Opal say THE ROBOT THING.
Orla says AH. I WISH YOU'D BEEN CLEARER FROM THE BEGINNING. GO, ROBOT, GO! [GADGET BUZZING] [ROBOT BEEPING] [RETRO VIDEO GAME MUSIC]
Omar says THE ROBOT IS MAKING ITS WAY TO THE END OF THE HALL, WHERE IT WILL TURN LEFT.
Orla says HARK, THE ROBOT WILL NOT STOP TURNING LEFT!
Opal says OH, NO. I FORGOT TO ADD A NUMBER BLOCK TO MAKE IT TURN LEFT ONLY ONCE! NOW, IT'LL JUST KEEP TURNING.
Omar says WELL, IT CAN'T TURN FOREVER. [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] [DRAMATIC MUSIC] [ROBOT BEEPING STOPPING]
The robot crashes after spinning.
Omar says SEE? I WAS RIGHT.
Orla says WE HAVE BUT ONLY ONE CHOICE LEFT. SMASH AND GRAB!
Opal says I THINK I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
At the welcoming party, Oswald says SO, HOW YOU GUYS CLIMB THESE STAIRS?
A robot says WE DO NOT. THAT IS WHY WE NEED THE FLOAT-INATOR GADGET. AND TO CAUSE ODDNESS WORLDWIDE. [ROBOTS LAUGHING]
Oswald says HA, HA, HA... RIGHT, YES. I KNEW THAT. BEEP BOOP.
The robot says OS-BOT, IT IS TIME FOR THE DANCE COMPETITION. NEW ROBOTS GO FIRST.
Oswald says THAT IS VERY NICE, BUT NO THANKS.
The robot says DANCE! YOU MUST DANCE!
Oswald says OK, OK, DANCING.
The robots cheer and say GO, OS-BOT. GO OS-BOT. GO, GO, GO. GO, OS-BOT.
Opal says OSWALD, WE NEED YOUR HELP.
Oswald says SERIOUSLY?
Opal says YES! THE ROBOT NEEDS A RESET. FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF THERE.
Oswald says DO NOT STOP THE PARTY, ROBOTS. I JUST NEED SOME FRESH AIR. BEEP BOOP.
Oswald walks out of the room.
The robot says FRESH AIR? ROBOTS DO NOT NEED AIR. CONFUSING. CONFUSING. CONFUSING. OS-BOT IS NOT A ROBOT.
[OSWALD SIGHING]
Oswald says OK, I HIT THE RESET BUTTON. I CAN SEE THE GADGET FROM HERE. IT'S STRAIGHT DOWN THIS HALL THROUGH THE LASERS.
Opal says WE GOT IT FROM HERE. COME ON BACK.
Oswald says I'M ON MY WAY.
As he turns around, 3 robots stop them.
The robots say OS-BOT, WE SUSPECT THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY AN ODD SQUAD AGENT.
Oswald says ME? WHAT? NO WAY. I AM TOTALLY A ROBOT. SEE? DANCING. I AM DANCING LIKE A ROBOT.
Suddenly, the front of the costume drops and the robots see the badge.
One of the robots says ODD SQUAD BADGE!
Oswald says OH!
The robot says PUT YOUR HUMAN HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM. ROBOTS! WHILE I GO SCAN THE BUILDING FOR OTHER ODD SQUAD AGENTS, BRING THE HUMAN TO THE MEETING ROOM, PLEASE.
Oswald says UH-OH.
Opal says OSWALD'S BEEN CAPTURED! WE NEED TO STOP THE MISSION AND GET HIM BACK.
Orla says OR, PERHAPS, THE ROBOT CAN DO BOTH.
Omar says ORLA, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. THE ROBOT WOULD HAVE TO GRAB THE GADGET HERE. THEN, WE WOULD HAVE TO CODE IT TO TURN AROUND, GO DOWN THIS HALL, DOWN ANOTHER HALL, ALL THE WAY TO THE MEETING ROOM ENTRANCE.
Orla says BUT, WE SHALL NOT USE THE ENTRANCE.
Omar says HUH?
Opal says WHAT?
Orla says LOOK AT WHICH ROOM IS NEXT TO THE GADGET ROOM.
Opal and Omar say THE MEETING ROOM?
Orla says WHERE OSWALD IS.
Opal says I STILL DON'T GET...
Orla says WE SHALL MOVE THE ROBOT FORWARD FIVE SQUARES. ONCE INSIDE, WE SHALL USE THE GRAB BLOCK TO GRAB THE GADGET FROM THE WALL, AND WE SHALL ADD ONE NUMBER BLOCK AS WELL. THEN, WE SHALL MOVE THE ROBOT FORWARD. [GADGET BUZZING]
Omar says AND HOW MANY NUMBER BLOCKS ARE WE GONNA ADD?
Orla says NONE.
Opal says THEN, IT'LL JUST KEEP GOING.
Orla says EXACTLY. RIGHT THROUGH THE WALL THAT IS CONNECTED TO THE MEETING ROOM. SMASH AND GRAB, BUT WITH CODING.
They all say GO, ROBOT, GO! [GADGET PINGING] [ROBOT WHIRRING] [BEEPING]
In the meeting room, one of the robots say TELL US EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT ODD SQUAD.
The robot with the gadget goes through the wall.
[WALL CRACKING]
The robots say AH. OH.
Opal says GRAB THE GADGET, OSWALD!
The robot says NOT, NOT HUMAN. DO NOT TOUCH THAT GADGET.
Oswald says IT'S CALLED A FLOAT-INATOR. [OSWALD GRUNTING]
Oswald points the gadgets at the robots and the robots start floating.
One of the robots says UH-OH. THIS IS NOT FUN. I AM FLOATING.
Oswald escapes.
The robot says STOP HIM.
[OSWALD GRUNTING]
[GADGET BUZZING]
Oswald keeps buzzing robots on his way out.
The waiting robot says UH-OH. I AM FLOATING.
Another robot says WE THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF US.
Oswald says I MAY WALK LIKE A ROBOT, TALK LIKE A ROBOT, AND EVEN DANCE A ROBOT, BUT I'M ODD SQUAD TO THE CORE. GREAT PARTY, THOUGH.
The robot says OH, NO. BUT THANK YOU FOR SAYING NICE WORDS ABOUT THE PARTY.
Inside the van, Opal says GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, ORLA. YOU REALLY GOT IN TOUCH WITH YOUR COMPUTER-Y SIDE.
Orla says THANKS, BUT I DO NOT THINK I'LL EVER BE AS IN TOUCH AS OSWALD.
Oswald does his robot dance and says GO, OS-BOT! GO, OS-BOT! GO. OS-BOT. GO, OS-BOT!
[DYNAMIC INSTRUMENTAL]
Music plays as the end credits roll.
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