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Transcript: Art Attack
(music plays)
A caption reads "TVO Kids and ABC present."
An animated shows the homes of 4 neighbour families with young kids and their pets: Chris and his cat Crat; Davey and his dog, Abigail; Oleander and her salamander Sally; and Poppy and Chaz.
They all climb up a hill and the letters of a sign that spell the name of the show. It reads "Big words, small stories."
The name of the episode reads "Art attack."
Chris goes to a museum with his aunt Delilah and Crat, his pet cat.
In a museum, Chris looks at an abstract piece of art and says SO, THIS IS ART?
Aunt Delilah says THIS ISN'T JUST ART!
THIS IS JEROME DU CHOCOLAT'S
ART.
AND IT'S THE OPENING GALA!
OH, AND THERE HE IS!
Crat says OOOH! AND I CAN'T WAIT
TO EAT THE DELICIOUS SNACKS!
He spots a secret sculpture and says CRIS! OVER HERE!
(CRAT GASPS)
Chris says LET'S GO SEE WHAT'S UNDER THERE.
ABSOLUTELY NOT! THERE'S A ROPE
AND EVERYTHING TO STOP US!
Al brings the snacks and says YOU WON'T HAVE TO WAIT LONG.
THEY'RE GOING TO REVEAL IT SOON.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE JEROME
DU CHOCOLAT'S GREATEST WORK!
Crat says I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT!
Crat walks in anyway and says HMM...
(SHOUTED WHISPER)
Chris says CRAT! GET OUT OF THERE!
YOU'RE GOING TO GET US
INTO TROUBLE!
Crat takes the tarp off and reveals a sculpture of a cat.
Chris says WHOA!
THAT IS AMAZING!
Crat says OF COURSE!
THE SUBJECT MATTER IS PURR-FECT.
(GIGGLES)
Crat says NOW, BACK TO THOSE SNACKS.
(EFFORT GRUNTS)
He tries to put the tarp back and says UH-OH...
The sculpture falls and breaks.
Crat says YOU LOOK.
Chris says NO. YOU LOOK.
Crat says WE'LL BOTH LOOK.
They both say NO!
Crat says THIS IS A...
The Sprinklers, Sprinkle Fairy's 4 helpers shout CATASTROPHE!
A caption reads "Catastrophe."
Sprinkle Fairy delivers the big word and says CATASTROPHE MEANS AN EVENT
THAT CAUSES A LOT OF DAMAGE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE THE WAY CRAT
BROKE THE SCULPTURE.
Crat says CAN YOU HELP US?
Sprinkle Fairy says SORRY. I MAKE ART, NOT BREAK IT.
TOODLES!
Crat says WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!
Chris says "WE"? I DIDN'T BREAK IT!
Crat says I'LL SWEEP THE PIECES UNDER THIS
AND NO ONE WILL KNOW.
Chris says YOU HEARD AL.
THEY'RE GOING TO REVEAL IT SOON.
JUST TELL THE ARTIST
WHAT YOU DID!
Crat says OR, I'LL TURN THIS
CATASTROPHE AROUND
BY PUTTING THE SCULPTURE
BACK TOGETHER AGAIN -
GREAT IDEA!
Chris says BAD IDEA.
Crat says OH, I SAW SOME GLUE
IN THE GIFT SHOP.
YOU KEEP EVERYONE BUSY
AND DON'T LET THEM IN HERE.
Chris says BUT-- BUT-- CRAT!
The sprinklers try to pick up the pieces.
Jerome explains one of his paintings to a group of attendees and says THIS YELLOW CAR
LOST HIS BEST FRIEND. HE IS SAD.
Aunt Delilah says POOR THING! WHERE'S CRAT?
Chris says UH... UM... AROUND. EATING!
HMM... I LIKE ALL THIS YELLOW
YOU'VE USED.
Jerome says OUI!
YELLOW MAKES ME HAPPY!
BUT BLUE, THAT COLOR MAKES ME
CRY TEARS.
SO MANY TEARS.
Meanwhile, Crat glues the sculpture back together and says CATASTROPHE, NO.
SUCCESS, YES!
Chris says PSST! HOW'S IT GOING?
Crat says YOU DIDN'T THINK I COULD...
(CREAKING)
The sculpture falls again.
Crat says HOW CAN THERE BE MORE PIECES?!
Chris says YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
JUST ACCEPT THE CATASTROPHE
AND ADMIT WHAT YOU DID!
Chris says I HAVE A BETTER IDEA - TAPE!
CRAT! (SIGHS) NOT AGAIN!
Chris stop the tour walking towards the sculpture and directs them to another art piece.
He says OH, WHAT'S THIS ONE ABOUT?
Jerome says OH, WELL, UH, IT IS BECAUSE
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
WHY DO MY EARS WIGGLE?
DO CHICKENS DREAM?
In the meantime, Crat tapes the sculpture back together and cove3rs it with the tarp.
He says HMM... MAYBE THEY WON'T NOTICE.
The sculpture falls again.
(CREAKING, LOUD CRASH)
Crat says HOW IS THIS CATASTROPHE
GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER?!
Jerome says TIME FOR EVERYONE
TO SEE THE SCULPTURE
THAT MEANS THE MOST TO ME.
MY PASSION PROJECT!
Aunt Delilah says THIS IS SO EXCITING!
AND I MUST SAY,
I'M REALLY IMPRESSED
BY YOUR SUDDEN INTEREST IN ART.
Jerome says LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I PRESENT TO YOU
THIS VERY IMPORTANT SCULPTURE.
IT WAS INSPIRED
BY MY DEAR CAT, POULETTE.
Crat says ERH, I'M SORRY!
I BROKE YOUR CAT! I MEAN, I
BROKE THE SCULPTURE OF YOUR CAT.
AND I TRIED TO PUT IT
BACK TOGETHER.
He sobs and says I RUINED YOUR ART SHOW
AND MADE IT A CATA-A-A-STROPHE!
(ALL GASPING)
(CHUCKLES)
Jerome uncovers the sculpture and says GASP INDEED!
THIS IS NOT A CATASTROPHE -
IT'S A WORK OF ART!
THE USE OF GLUE AND TAPE
TO REIMAGINE MY POULETTE.
YOU, MY DEAR CAT,
ARE AN ARTISTE!
Everyone claps.
Music plays as the end credits roll.
A caption reads "TVO Kids and ABC present."
An animated shows the homes of 4 neighbour families with young kids and their pets: Chris and his cat Crat; Davey and his dog, Abigail; Oleander and her salamander Sally; and Poppy and Chaz.
They all climb up a hill and the letters of a sign that spell the name of the show. It reads "Big words, small stories."
The name of the episode reads "Art attack."
Chris goes to a museum with his aunt Delilah and Crat, his pet cat.
In a museum, Chris looks at an abstract piece of art and says SO, THIS IS ART?
Aunt Delilah says THIS ISN'T JUST ART!
THIS IS JEROME DU CHOCOLAT'S
ART.
AND IT'S THE OPENING GALA!
OH, AND THERE HE IS!
Crat says OOOH! AND I CAN'T WAIT
TO EAT THE DELICIOUS SNACKS!
He spots a secret sculpture and says CRIS! OVER HERE!
(CRAT GASPS)
Chris says LET'S GO SEE WHAT'S UNDER THERE.
ABSOLUTELY NOT! THERE'S A ROPE
AND EVERYTHING TO STOP US!
Al brings the snacks and says YOU WON'T HAVE TO WAIT LONG.
THEY'RE GOING TO REVEAL IT SOON.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE JEROME
DU CHOCOLAT'S GREATEST WORK!
Crat says I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT!
Crat walks in anyway and says HMM...
(SHOUTED WHISPER)
Chris says CRAT! GET OUT OF THERE!
YOU'RE GOING TO GET US
INTO TROUBLE!
Crat takes the tarp off and reveals a sculpture of a cat.
Chris says WHOA!
THAT IS AMAZING!
Crat says OF COURSE!
THE SUBJECT MATTER IS PURR-FECT.
(GIGGLES)
Crat says NOW, BACK TO THOSE SNACKS.
(EFFORT GRUNTS)
He tries to put the tarp back and says UH-OH...
The sculpture falls and breaks.
Crat says YOU LOOK.
Chris says NO. YOU LOOK.
Crat says WE'LL BOTH LOOK.
They both say NO!
Crat says THIS IS A...
The Sprinklers, Sprinkle Fairy's 4 helpers shout CATASTROPHE!
A caption reads "Catastrophe."
Sprinkle Fairy delivers the big word and says CATASTROPHE MEANS AN EVENT
THAT CAUSES A LOT OF DAMAGE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE THE WAY CRAT
BROKE THE SCULPTURE.
Crat says CAN YOU HELP US?
Sprinkle Fairy says SORRY. I MAKE ART, NOT BREAK IT.
TOODLES!
Crat says WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!
Chris says "WE"? I DIDN'T BREAK IT!
Crat says I'LL SWEEP THE PIECES UNDER THIS
AND NO ONE WILL KNOW.
Chris says YOU HEARD AL.
THEY'RE GOING TO REVEAL IT SOON.
JUST TELL THE ARTIST
WHAT YOU DID!
Crat says OR, I'LL TURN THIS
CATASTROPHE AROUND
BY PUTTING THE SCULPTURE
BACK TOGETHER AGAIN -
GREAT IDEA!
Chris says BAD IDEA.
Crat says OH, I SAW SOME GLUE
IN THE GIFT SHOP.
YOU KEEP EVERYONE BUSY
AND DON'T LET THEM IN HERE.
Chris says BUT-- BUT-- CRAT!
The sprinklers try to pick up the pieces.
Jerome explains one of his paintings to a group of attendees and says THIS YELLOW CAR
LOST HIS BEST FRIEND. HE IS SAD.
Aunt Delilah says POOR THING! WHERE'S CRAT?
Chris says UH... UM... AROUND. EATING!
HMM... I LIKE ALL THIS YELLOW
YOU'VE USED.
Jerome says OUI!
YELLOW MAKES ME HAPPY!
BUT BLUE, THAT COLOR MAKES ME
CRY TEARS.
SO MANY TEARS.
Meanwhile, Crat glues the sculpture back together and says CATASTROPHE, NO.
SUCCESS, YES!
Chris says PSST! HOW'S IT GOING?
Crat says YOU DIDN'T THINK I COULD...
(CREAKING)
The sculpture falls again.
Crat says HOW CAN THERE BE MORE PIECES?!
Chris says YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
JUST ACCEPT THE CATASTROPHE
AND ADMIT WHAT YOU DID!
Chris says I HAVE A BETTER IDEA - TAPE!
CRAT! (SIGHS) NOT AGAIN!
Chris stop the tour walking towards the sculpture and directs them to another art piece.
He says OH, WHAT'S THIS ONE ABOUT?
Jerome says OH, WELL, UH, IT IS BECAUSE
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
WHY DO MY EARS WIGGLE?
DO CHICKENS DREAM?
In the meantime, Crat tapes the sculpture back together and cove3rs it with the tarp.
He says HMM... MAYBE THEY WON'T NOTICE.
The sculpture falls again.
(CREAKING, LOUD CRASH)
Crat says HOW IS THIS CATASTROPHE
GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER?!
Jerome says TIME FOR EVERYONE
TO SEE THE SCULPTURE
THAT MEANS THE MOST TO ME.
MY PASSION PROJECT!
Aunt Delilah says THIS IS SO EXCITING!
AND I MUST SAY,
I'M REALLY IMPRESSED
BY YOUR SUDDEN INTEREST IN ART.
Jerome says LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I PRESENT TO YOU
THIS VERY IMPORTANT SCULPTURE.
IT WAS INSPIRED
BY MY DEAR CAT, POULETTE.
Crat says ERH, I'M SORRY!
I BROKE YOUR CAT! I MEAN, I
BROKE THE SCULPTURE OF YOUR CAT.
AND I TRIED TO PUT IT
BACK TOGETHER.
He sobs and says I RUINED YOUR ART SHOW
AND MADE IT A CATA-A-A-STROPHE!
(ALL GASPING)
(CHUCKLES)
Jerome uncovers the sculpture and says GASP INDEED!
THIS IS NOT A CATASTROPHE -
IT'S A WORK OF ART!
THE USE OF GLUE AND TAPE
TO REIMAGINE MY POULETTE.
YOU, MY DEAR CAT,
ARE AN ARTISTE!
Everyone claps.
Music plays as the end credits roll.
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