A blue slate pops into view; the title of the show is overwritten in capital golden letters. It reads "The lady vocab show."

Professor P says HELLO AT HOME,
YOU'RE WATCHING THE LADY VOCAB
SHOW WITH MYSELF PROFESSOR P AS
YOUR HOST.
NOW LET'S WELCOME YOUR QUEEN OF
GRAMMAR AND GLAMOUR, LADY VOCAB!

Professor P is in his late twenties; he has short, dark, curly hair, a moustache and dark rimmed square glasses. He’s wearing a dark grey sweater over a white shirt and tie.

Lady Vocab says THANK YOU
PROFESSOR P, ARE YOU READY TO
ROCK THE WORD?

Lady Vocab is in her thirties; she has straight blond hair in a bob and wears a plastic striped black and white dress that reads "window shuttle, machine package, magnetic over" with black leather gloves and square futuristic white glasses.
She stands in front of an old fashioned metal microphone.
A sign behind her reads "Vocab" in a column decreasing in size.

Professor P stands in front of a keyboard and says YES MY LADY, THE
WORD OF THIS WEEK IS,

He turns around and uncovers a whiteboard.

He reads DYNAMIC!
NOW DYNAMIC IS AN ADJECTIVE
WHICH MEANS A WORD THAT
DESCRIBES ANOTHER WORD, AND IT
MEANS CONTINUOUS CHANGE, AND IT
IS ALSO A NOUN RELATING TO
LOUDNESS IN MUSIC.

Lady Vocab says OH AS IN I LEAD A
DYNAMIC LIFE BY CHANGING THE
DYNAMICS IN MY MUSIC.

A purple caption flashes on the screen. It reads "Dynamic."

Professor P says A WONDERFUL
USE OF THE WORD!

He stands in front of a keyboard.

Lady Vocab takes off her glasses and says THANK YOU,
PROFESSOR P YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS
JUST A LITTLE GIRL, GROWING UP,
DREAMING OF BEING A STAR, I
LOVED CHANGE, A NEW WIG NEW
COSTUME A NEW HEAD PIECE.

Professor P stands in front of his keyboard and says YES, CHANGE IS
GOOD.
PRODUCTIVE CHANGE.

Lady Vocab says EXACTLY!

She opens her arms and says AND I ALSO LEARNED THAT DYNAMIC
MEANS VOLUME IN MUSIC SO I JUST
WANTED TO SHARE THE WORD WITH
THE WORLD!
ARE YOU READY FOR IT PROFESSOR
P?

Professor P says OH YES!

Lady Vocab says HIT IT!

Professor P plays a tune.

Lady Vocab spells out the word and says D-Y-N-A-M-I-C

Lady Vocab sings PLAYING LOUDER
MUSICALLY

She moves her hands and dances as she continues CHANGE WITH ACTIVE ENERGY
IT COULD BE A PERSON PLACE
OR THING
SHE'S DYNAMIC
SHE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE
SHE'S DYNAMIC
SHE'S NOT AFRAID OF CHANGE
SHE'S DYNAMIC
ALWAYS REMEMBER TO USE YOUR
WORDS

They both join to sing the song as the word slides across the screen and flashes in shiny purple.

Professor P says OH YES, THANK
YOU FOR TUNING IN, WE'LL SEE YOU
GUYS NEXT TIME ON THE NEXT
EPISODE OF DYNAMIC LADY VOCAB.

She says DYNAMIC

[music]