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An animation shows the colourful TVO Kids News logo against a white background.

Daniel is in his twenties, with short curly brown hair and wears glasses, pale trousers and a beige TVO Kids T-shirt.

Daniel says HEY, HEY, HEY, AND WELCOME
TO
TVO K NEWS.
I'M YOUR NEWS ANCHOR, DANIEL,
AND THIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING.

A small window on the top left corner of the screen shows a picture of an ancient sarcophagus in an archeological site.

He says A MASSIVE BLACK SARCOPHAGUS
WAS FOUND BY WORKMEN
IN ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT.
NOW, THE SARCOPHAGUS,
WHICH IS LIKE A COFFIN,
WAS DISCOVERED AFTER
BREAKING GROUND ON THE
CONSTRUCTION OF A NEW
APARTMENT BUILDING.
IT WEIGHTS 30 TONNES
AND MAY BE THE
LARGEST SARCOPHAGUS EVER
DISCOVERED.
IT DATES BACK ALMOST
2000 YEARS,
AFTER THE DEATH OF
ALEXANDER THE GREAT.
SO, THERE ARE SO MANY
QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED.
WHO IS INSIDE?
COULD IT BE
ALEXANDER THE GREAT?
AND WHY IS A COFFIN SO
INCREDIBLY HUGE?
WELL, YOU MIGHT BE THINKING,
MAYBE THERE'S A GIGANTIC
MUMMY INSIDE,
WHO WILL UNLEASH AN EVIL CURSE
ON THE WORLD, RIGHT?
HELLO, I'M, LIKE,
DO NOT OPEN IT!
WELL, NOT TO WORRY, SCIENTISTS
HAVE OPENED THE SARCOPHAGUS
AND FOUND...
WAIT FOR IT.
A MURKY RED SOUP
OF SMELLY SEWAGE WATER.
YUCK!
WITH THREE SKELETONS!

Now, a picture of three skulls on the site appears.

He continues TRIPLE YUCK!
NO EVIL CURSE HERE,
JUST A WHOLE LOT OF YUCK.
I'M LIKING THE IDEA OF THE
ANCIENT CURSE RIGHT NOW.
THE SKELETONS ARE
PARTLY DISINTEGRATED
BECAUSE OF THE SEWAGE WATER
FROM A NEARBY BUILDING,
THAT LEAKED INTO THE COFFIN
FROM A SMALL CRACK.
EARLY SPECULATION HAS IT, THAT
THE SKELETONS WERE ALL MALE,
BUT CERTAINLY NOT A
KING OR EMPEROR
BECAUSE THEY ARE NO
INSCRIPTIONS ON THE SARCOPHAGUS.
WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT THE
SKELETONS WILL GO TO THE
ALEXANDRIA NATIONAL MUSEUM
FOR RESTORATION AND
FURTHER RESEARCH,
TO FIND OUT HOW IT FITS IN
EGYPT'S RICH HISTORY.
BUT, CAN I JUST SAY,
"YUCK!" ONE MORE TIME?
TVO KIDS, STAY TUNED FOR MORE
TVO K NEWS,
COMING UP NEXT.

He makes a face of disgust and says BLAH!

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