(CITY BUSTLING)

A school bus stops in front of a theatre. A billboard reads "TVO Kids Theatre Presents: Keep your body inside the bus."

(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

Inside the theatre, the curtains open.

A bus appears on stage. A school girl sticks her arm out of the window.

The driver says HUH?

The bus says SCREECH.

(music plays)

They sing a song.

The driver says YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP
YOUR ARMS ON THE BUS
THAT'S THE SAFE THING
FOR YOU TO DO
YOU CAN LOWER THE
WINDOW FOR AIR
BUT DON'T STICK
ANYTHING THROUGH

The school girl says LET ME JUST SEE IF I'VE
GOT ALL THIS STRAIGHT
'CAUSE THE WINDOWS
ROLL DOWN
AND I THINK THAT'S GREAT
IF YOU COULD PLEASE
HELP ME CLARIFY
THEN I WON'T TERRIFY

The driver says OKAY?!

The bus says OKAY.

The school girl says I SHOULDN'T STICK
MY ARM OUT THE BUS

The driver says RIGHT.

The school girl says BUT I COULD STICK
OUT MY LEG
HOW 'BOUT MY HEAD?

The driver says NOPE!

The school girl says HOW 'BOUT MY FOOT?

The driver says NOPE!

The school girl says MAYBE MY BUM?

The driver says UH-UH!

The school girl says IF I WAS QUICK
MAYBE MY ELBOW

The driver says NAH!

The school girl says MAYBE MY KNEE

The bus says NO!

The school girl says JUST MY PINKY

The bus says NOPE!

The school girl says THESE RULES ARE STRICT
AS FAR AS RULES GO
MAYBE JUST MY LITTLE TOE

The bus and the driver say NO!

The school girl says OKAY, I GOT IT.

The driver says GOOD.

The bus says GOOD.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

The curtains close.